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Mr. Eugene Krabs

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    Mr. Krabs' Anecdote

    in Krabby Land

    Posted

    Yarr, someone took me delicious cooking, and now I'm mighty angry! When I find the culprit, they're going to taste the wrath of my big, meaty...oh, hello inspectors. I was not the last one out, no sir, so I can assure you it was not me who took the food! I suspect Patrick since he eats so much, ar ar ar!

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    Mr. Krabs' Anecdote

    in Krabby Land

    Posted

    8 minutes ago, Dracula Phineas said:

    so you didn't do it, if so who do you really this? and why are you even there?

    I already said who I think did it lad! I was there to steal-er, "borrow", people's riches, ar ar ar!

    Mr. Krabs' Anecdote

    in Krabby Land

    Posted

    Yarrr, some landlubber thought he could scare ol' Mr. Krabs, huh? Nice try pal, but I wasn't scared one bit, ar ar ar! It's obvious either Mr. Squilliam himself or even Mr. Squidward was the impostor Dutchman, and that's me expert analysis of this here mystery! ...Okay, I know I technically shouldn't have been at the party, but all that money was too tempting! *cries* But seriously, I wasn't the fake Dutchman!

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    Mr. Krabs' Anecdote

    in Krabby Land

    Posted

    On 7/17/2019 at 5:03 PM, Hayden said:

    I find it a little funny

    Well aren't you the comedian, mr. funny man!

    23 hours ago, 4EverGreen said:

    What were Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy doing right before the lights went out?

    Uhh, acting like old men just standing around looking tired and confused. 

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    Mr. Krabs' Anecdote

    in Krabby Land

    Posted

    OH NO!!! Someone has nabbed me best fry cook's precious birthday cake during the blink of our eyes! I think this should be an obvious case closed that Plankton did it though, but who knows, maybe those two old superheroes got confused and thought it was for them, ar ar ar! But seriously, nothing about this is funny.

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    Mr. Krabs' Anecdote

    in Krabby Land

    Posted

    15 hours ago, Wintermelon43 said:

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    Tell me the truth or I leak this to everyone, including the chum bucket

    Where did ye get that photo, laddy!? Are you a Russian hacker?

    12 hours ago, The Drifter said:

    Is this another of your insurance scam Mr Krab

    What would I have to gain by deflating a bunch of balls at an event I'm catering!? I'm actually losing money due to this!

    9 hours ago, Chef said:

    I have proof that you like Train, Krabzy.

    I don't remember that.

    1 hour ago, President Squidward said:

    YES! Hello?

    Can you ask that question again?

    1 hour ago, dmandaman&Knuckles said:

    Squidward is a good man. Why him?

    Mr. Squidward doesn't like sports very much, so he has a potential motive right there!

    Mr. Krabs' Anecdote

    in Krabby Land

    Posted

    9 hours ago, dmandaman&Knuckles said:

    Anyone you suspect specifically, Jew?

    Already answered that in the first post.

    8 hours ago, Wintermelon43 said:

    How many minorities have you destroyed recently

    Are you implying something, laddy?

    4 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:

    Did you leave the stadium at all? Or talk to the team?

    I didn't leave the stadium, but I did talk to them fancy team players. They were nice.

    Mr. Krabs' Anecdote

    in Krabby Land

    Posted

    Ahoy mateys, sadly I'm not too happy that my catering gig got ruined thanks to some knucklehead. What a tragedy...all that money on this event WASTED! Whoever is responsible for this is gonna suffer the wrath of me big meaty claws! Anyways, I was busy dating Mrs. Puff after setting up the catering stuff, and then when the game started...all those balls were deflated. I have no idea who could have done it, but perhaps it be Mr. Squidward? I dunno. Anyways, ask me anything, lads!

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