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Mr. Eugene Krabs
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14 hours ago, Winterypuff said:
Would you have been able to get money from selling the sculptures?
I probably could've boyo, but why would I want to steal Plankton's of all people's?
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12 hours ago, Igshrew said:
Why did you like Larry's sculpture the best?
It was a sculpture of weights, and I sure appreciate a good workout!
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11 hours ago, dmandablitzen said:
I understand you suspecting Plankton, but why Squilliam?
He's a bit of a smug one, so I wouldn't put it past him to steal these sculptures to profit off of them, or to spite Mr. Squidward!
7 hours ago, Goofy the Red Nosed Goober said:Any other suspects you would consider?
Unless you count me, nope.
5 hours ago, Ugly Christmas Sweater Spongie said:See anything suspicious?
Did you eat a kelp bar or anyone else eat one?
Plankton of course!
I did have a mediocre kelp bar, made by Mr. Squidward himself. He handed them out to Larry, Patrick and me only.
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Yarrr! Ahoy me lads, this is quite the disaster we have! It's a shame, as I was rooting for the lobster's sculpture to win, I really liked it. And now since I can't judge any sculptures, I can't get any money, which makes me FURIOUS! If ye want me expert opinion, I think it was either Plankton or Mr. Squilliam who stole em...
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11 hours ago, NegiVampy said:
What did you talk about with Patrick?
Did you see anything suspicious?
I just offered him me junk!
Uhh, well Mrs. Cheeks was near the kitchen at one point now that you mention it...
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23 hours ago, Winterghost43 said:
Do you think taking those doughnuts would get you money?
No, they wouldn't even be worth a cent!
23 hours ago, Mimikyu Madness said:Is Kruff even canon anymore? What'd she do to hurt you, Krabsy?
Puff broke me ol' heart when she betrayed my trust last year.
16 hours ago, CrookedAquatic said:What kind of merch were you selling at the party?
Some soda drinking hats, clothes and old knick knacks.
1 hour ago, dmandaboi said:You’re good with money; how much would you say those doughnuts were worth?
Nothing at all! I can't make anything off of sand food!
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Ahoy me lads! Boy, I sure wonder who stole Patrick's doughnuts, eh!? I can assure you it wasn't me because I was busy selling state of the art merchandise during the party, and I didn't keep either of me two eyestalks on that kitchen whatsoever! I think it was probably Puff, after all, she stole me krabby patties last year!
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Ye can find me on the SpongeBob Community and Rule 34 Fan Community Discord servers.
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Who knew that a countdown about me most loyal fry cook would result in such an e-debate? You fellers better get back to work before I fire the lot of ye! Enough said!
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Argh, are ye that offended at media that pokes fun at jobless bums, Mr. Green?
Get back to work!
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SPONGEBOB! WHY ARE YE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ONLINE? YER DRIVIN AWAY ME CUSTOMERS!
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...I'm not payin' ye to fight over cartoon shows starring me and me underpaid fry cook, lads.
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He's scaring away me customers!!
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32 minutes ago, Jackie Chan said:
aww yeah this is going to be so good holy shit I can't wait
Do ye kiss yer mother with that mouth?! Time to take out the trash!
Also make sure not to push the liberal agenda too hard while playing with him Mr. Alpha.
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Arararar! It was a pleasure being with you lad.
Eat at the Krusty Krab!
^ Phew, how did that advertisement get in there. Well, might as well follow it.
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I’m not paying you to do stand-up, Mr. Squidward.
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...Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.
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YES! Hello. I'd like you to play that song again.
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Thank you ChaHeartButterfly and PinkBowKuchipatchiStar for your kind words. I cannot express my gratitude for you both and for everyone else supporting the cause against the cruelty of me cashie, money and several other Little Buddies of mine.
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That's me girl!
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YES, I DID IT! I ADMIT IT! I TOOK THE TROPHY! I HID IT RIGHT HERE, UNDERNEATH THE FLOORBOARDS!
*rips open the floorboards of convention, showing SpongeBob's trophy to everyone, who all gasp*
I'M SORRY BOYO!
*cries*
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2 minutes ago, NegiSpongie said:
Do you still have your Dr. kelp?
Nope, I lost it, that's right! Some fiend must have stolen it! That's another mystery worth investigating!
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2 minutes ago, Hayden said:
*attacks Krabs with magic toilet plunger by sticking it on his eye stalks*
END OF THE LINE, EUGENE. We know you used that fishing rod to reel in the trophy!
*munches on jelly toast* And this toast is terrible, I want a refund.
Ar ar ar, such preposterous accusations! I'd never rob SpongeBoy of a hard earned award. Where's your proof, Mr. Detective?
NO REFUNDS!
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13 hours ago, Hayden said:
I'll take the magic toilet plunger and some jelly toast
Pleasure doing business with ye, laddy!
12 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:You had a Dr. Kelp to drink, right?
Did the trophy seem valuable to you at all?
I sure did! I "borrowed" it from a random jellyspotter! Us crabs need some fresh soda once in a while too, ar ar ar!
That shiny trophy could've been valuable, but I'd never steal it!
Mr. Krabs' Anecdote
in Krabby Land
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Aye, I talked to SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Plankton and Larry.