Mr. Eugene Krabs

We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request!

Getting the Kreepy Krab ready for Halloween!

Ahh, the deed is done.

Well, if I was a robot, which I’m not, at least I’m well put together!

Bee boo boo bop!

I'm now your new Santa, lads. Introducing: Krabby Klaws!

Squidward, SpongeBob!!! In order to pay for these damages, you two are going to work for me FOREVER!!!

He knits ya a sweater of tears, and ya kill him.

Your instructions are on this Krabby Patty. But remember, the fate of the Krusty Krab rests in your hands, SpongeBob.

We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request.

But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' out of mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

I love me mother so much I actually spent money on her Mother's Day gift! Shame she doesn't appear on the show anymore.

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. Have a nice day!

A BOMB?! AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?!

But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' outta mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble!

You put the dime in me pants!

Nobody's taken a break from the Krusty Krab since the Chum Famine of '59!

ScaredyPants gets easier to scare every year!

A pony with saddle bags full of money!

If a free salad bar won't bring new customers...what will?

Thank you Yuno Miles for teaching me how to evade taxes, ar ar ar!

fries should be fries either way

Get that suit on sailor, it's already been paid for!