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Mr. Eugene Krabs
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Thank you ChaHeartButterfly and PinkBowKuchipatchiStar for your kind words. I cannot express my gratitude for you both and for everyone else supporting the cause against the cruelty of me cashie, money and several other Little Buddies of mine.
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That's me girl!
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YES, I DID IT! I ADMIT IT! I TOOK THE TROPHY! I HID IT RIGHT HERE, UNDERNEATH THE FLOORBOARDS!
*rips open the floorboards of convention, showing SpongeBob's trophy to everyone, who all gasp*
I'M SORRY BOYO!
*cries*
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2 minutes ago, NegiSpongie said:
Do you still have your Dr. kelp?
Nope, I lost it, that's right! Some fiend must have stolen it! That's another mystery worth investigating!
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2 minutes ago, Hayden said:
*attacks Krabs with magic toilet plunger by sticking it on his eye stalks*
END OF THE LINE, EUGENE. We know you used that fishing rod to reel in the trophy!
*munches on jelly toast* And this toast is terrible, I want a refund.
Ar ar ar, such preposterous accusations! I'd never rob SpongeBoy of a hard earned award. Where's your proof, Mr. Detective?
NO REFUNDS!
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13 hours ago, Hayden said:
I'll take the magic toilet plunger and some jelly toast
Pleasure doing business with ye, laddy!
12 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:You had a Dr. Kelp to drink, right?
Did the trophy seem valuable to you at all?
I sure did! I "borrowed" it from a random jellyspotter! Us crabs need some fresh soda once in a while too, ar ar ar!
That shiny trophy could've been valuable, but I'd never steal it!
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5 hours ago, SOF said:
anything you noticed?
Lots of people that should've been opening their wallets! Also, Mr. Squidward, the creepy sea cucumber, and the red lobster guy all acting pretty shady, if you ask me.
3 hours ago, OWM said:I heard you talked with SpongeBob after his speech was over. What did you two say to each other?
Patrick also says you were holding "some stick thing." What was that?
I asked the lad where I could sell some of my merchandise, and he showed me the way, ar ar ar!
If by "some stick thing" he means my fishing rod, yes I was! It was one of my many items on sale.
1 hour ago, Hayden said:What kind of merchandise are you selling?
Many valuable treasures, such as a microwave, jelly toast, an old sock, a foghorn, my fishing rod, and a magic toilet plunger! If only I had something a lil' more valuable though, as you can tell, they didn't sell very well. Oh well, want any of this junk? They come at a handsome price!
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1 hour ago, Captain Spongetron said:
Why do you suspect Squidward did it?
The lad was awfully close to the stage when he "read his magazine"! I'd give him one thorough interrogation!
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Ar ar ar, ahoy there lads and lasses! SpongeBoy losing his trophy is quite the tragedy, whoever committed this heinous act will face the wrath of my big meaty claws!
I tell ye I'm completely innocent, as I was selling some of my finest merchandise there when it happened! Speaking of which, anybody want to buy anything from me?
As for who done did it, it was probably Mr. Squidward, the red lobster or that creepy sea cucumber!
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19 hours ago, Star Claus said:
and you think that's fake news?
I don't follow.
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On 12/23/2017 at 7:56 PM, NegiSantie said:
who do you suspect did it?
If anyone, I think it was that Perch Perkins fellow.
Those news guys are always looking for a juicy story to tell!
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21 minutes ago, Star Claus said:
your still cheapcake Krabs?
Ar ar ar, thank you!
16 minutes ago, HayBellsJinglin said:Did you have any cucumber sandwiches? What gift did you get from Squilliam?
You say you'd never do those things, but I can think of a few cash related motives Krabsy.
Yes, they paled in comparison to Krabby Patties, but were decent enough!
I got a pair of pants, but I think the Mermaid Man guy actually got my present: that beautiful wallet!
Suspect me all ye want boyo, but I'd have no reason to profit off of SpongeBob's humility!
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Ahoy mateys! I was invited to this fancy shindig, where I heard there would be lots o' money! Later on, things got weird. Everyone got loopy, meself included, thanks to the eggnog bein' spiked, and some strange photos of SpongeBob were posted online!
But I'd never do either of those things! It's one weird mystery...
Anyways, for my gift, I've hidden a pair of pants that I got from Squilliam in an episode involving lots of money! Ar ar ar!
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21 minutes ago, Pharmacist Army said:
How do you measure your height? Is it from legs to eyes or from legs to head?
The bottom to the very top!
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3 minutes ago, Pharmacist Army said:
lmao about that kardashian part
Anyways, back to a more serious tone. I am remembering some details, The krabby patty formula was stolen, I'll get some more info on it. Anyways, is it costly to have those patties delivered?
Yes! 2 whole nickels!
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1 minute ago, I Am Jethro said:
Does one of the 9 other main characters AT THE PARTY have your flipping passcode?
That's not backstabbing anybody.
If they did, I did not tell them. It had to been guessed.
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2 minutes ago, Pharmacist Army said:
Oh, Pearl, of course! Part of the crew! You know while doing this case, I was thinking about a certain thing that happened back in 2008. I can't remember what happened, maybe you could refresh my memory?
The Kardashians were trol------ oh, you mean about the Krusty Krab? I don't recall.
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4 minutes ago, Pharmacist Army said:
I've been given info by a conch that the other person who knows the codes name has the letter P in it. So, what were saying about "Puff-daddy", again?
Me daughter Pearl knows it.
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3 minutes ago, Pharmacist Army said:
...Thanks for that info. Maybe I could talk to Squilliam about that when he replies.
What kind of things? Money? Maybe something even the richest squid couldn't buy?
All the presents in the world! Nothing's too good for my precious Puff-daddy. ?
1 minute ago, Harleni Quinn said:Did you give the code to Mrs. Puff?
I did not, no.
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1 minute ago, Pharmacist Army said:
Mr. Krabs, can you give more info about Mrs. Puff?
She's an angel. ? I'd give her anything.
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Just now, Harleni Quinn said:
Mr. Krabs, what exactly did you tell Squidward?
I didn't really get to talk to him before the whole situation went down. I was going to ask him about his date.
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2 minutes ago, Pharmacist Army said:
Mr. Krabs, we know that someone besides you knows the passcode, pay up Krabs.
You'll have to take it from my cold, dying breath! I will die for my crew.
but it's obvious that my mother has the code if that helps
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1 minute ago, I Am Jethro said:
The jig is up Krabby! in your anecdote you neglected to mention how you were taking care of the cash register. Which is by the kitchen and the bathroom!
Calm down, boy-o! I was manning the register before I went to see what Squidward was up to.
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On 10/30/2017 at 6:26 PM, I Am Jethro said:
When we find those patties I'm shoving them all up your arse
A good captain always has his pants in a Melvin knot!
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