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  1. 205a. Hyper Exaggerated Cartoony Bullshit and Really Loud Screaming For No Reason 

     Another day, another season. Things are as they always are in Bikini Bottom: the breeze is wonderful, the girls are thicc, the pornography industry is chuggin' right along. But lately, our good friend Skodwarde had been noticing how quiet the sea had been. He would pass SpongeBob's house on the way to work, and noticed how quietly the sounds of SpongeBob jackin' it were. He would go to work, and Mr. Krabs and Puff Mama wouldn't moan as loud while they fucked on the job (not that he minded that). And even when he would have hot and filthy sex with the prostitutes he found down on the skanky streets of Downtown Bikini Bottom, they seemed to be having less fun then they used to, back in the Golden Age of Porn Skodwarde fucking them. In a last ditch attempt to get everyone to get lively again, Skodwarde used his God Powers and gave everyone in Bikini Bottom a couple milligrams of Adderall, ecstasy, and for good measure, Viagra (this is Skodwarde after all). 

    But he miscalculated. 

    Instead of the normal dosage, Skodwarde amped up the supply for each fish in Bikini Bottom to a normal dosage for Skodwarde, who, in addition to being a God, is also a hardcore junkie with the tolerance of an elephant. Needless to say, everyone in Bikini Bottom goes fuckin apeshit. Instead of just doing normal things, everyone is hopped up on addies, x pills, and viagra, and act like fuckin lunatics, screaming really fucking loud and fucking anything that moves, and acting really hyper for no apparent reason. Skodwarde enjoys this at first, but soon, it just gets... really fucking annoying. Skodwarde looks upon his awful creation, and weeps. 

    Somewhere above the sea(men (haha funny get it, cuz sperm)), Vincent Waller smiles. 

    so yeah thats your explanation for that

    = = =

    The adderall kicks in really hard for a particular fish, who, for the particulars of this episode, we'll just say is the fish version of Seth Rogen, who works on this brand new... helicopter invention? I dunno. It sounds really fuckin stupid. The point is, now you can rip off your dick and fly it around and shit. Which is something you've always wanted to do, right? Right. So naturally, SpongeBob and Patrick are interested in this, and proceed to buy the new product, being billed as "Whirly Dicks" (now available at any local adult retailer within a 5 mile radius of the concept of stupidity). SpongeBob and Patrick have a lot of fun sticking their dicks in where they don't belong, like church, people's food, and Mrs. Puff's ass (she's really not into that extreme shit man, just ask Krabs). Eventually, they fly their dicks into the yard of none other than Old Man Jenkins!

    Not the SBC one. 

    Anyway, Old Man Jenkins doesn't understand this new fangled technology (read: having a dick that actually works) so he tells SpongeBob and Patrick he's keeping their dicks. Sponge and Pat tell him to go fuck himself, and laugh and leave. However, later, at their regularly scheduled 11:30 PM jack session, they realize the grave error of their ways. SpongeBob decides they should ask Sandy to help, since she understands what it's like to not have a dick ("Sandy's a girl?" Patrick asks. Yep, we're doing the shoehorned references to older seasons in this season too). Sandy goes with the two to Old Man Jenkins' house, and they beg and plead with him to return their dicks, because they've gotta get back to fucking! Old Man Jenkins tells SpongeBob and Patrick that if he can't have fun with his dick, no one can. SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy look at each other and smile. They know what to do. 

    They light Old Man Jenkins' house on fire and burn him alive, calmly walking out with their dicks. 

    You don't fuck with someone's Whirly Dick.

    Welcome to Season 10, bitches. We dark and shit now. 

    Trivia: This episode was originally titled "Twisty Dicks" "Whirly Dildos", and "Lots and Lots of Screaming"

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  2. 3 hours ago, Katniss said:

    You've listened to way more than me, DAMN. :Laugh: 

    Aside from Jaden Smith, Kendrick, and Halsey, I liked:

    Melodrama - Lorde

    After Laughter - Paramore 

    Lust for Life - Lana Del Rey

    Something to Tell You - HAIM (a bit of a letdown compared to Days Are Gone but still has some good tunes)

    I've listened to some of SZA's Ctrl and thought it was good 

    lol I need to listen to more stuff?

    I dunno if it was just me, but Melodrama I've never really come back to, which is a shame because I really liked Pure Heroine. I've heard good things about Paramore and Lana's new albums (apparently it's a break from the dreary depressing shit?) and I love love LOVE CTRL! 

    nah girl ur good I have too much shit I listen to

  3. 6 hours ago, Katniss said:

    What other albums have you enjoyed this year?

    Scum Fuck Flower Boy - Tyler, The Creator

    Syre - Jaden Smith

    DAMN. - Kendrick

    Woodstock - Portugal. The Man

    4:44 - Jay Z 

    Freudian - Daniel Caesar

    4eva Is A Mighty Long Time - Big

    Krit

    Digital Druglord - blackbear

    Luv Is Rage 2 - Lil Uzi Vert

    Saturation II - Brockhampton

    Stoney - Post Malone

    Reputation - Taylor Swift 

    Frank Ocean's Loosies, particularly Biking

    17 - XXXTentacion

    Culture - Migos

    Everybody (...for the most part) - Logic 

    I Decided. (...for the most part) - Big Sean

    Halsey's album didn't totally suck?

  4. On 11/16/2017 at 8:03 PM, Renegade the Unicorn said:

    do you think a time signature of 19/98 is possible? :funny: 

    I mean yes but the real question is would it sound good at all

    On 11/18/2017 at 9:20 PM, Katniss said:

    dude

    this jaden smith album actually slaps

    thank you for bringing it to my attention?

    Blue might be the album intro of the decade imho, shit is fuckin LEGENDARY. 

  5. On 10/31/2017 at 11:01 AM, Katniss said:

    nah he's uploaded another one since then?

     

    Only BERLEEZY can make a video reacting to a parody of Berleezy hilarious 

    On 10/31/2017 at 11:00 AM, Renegade the Unicorn said:

    Here it is? :smirk: 

    I'll def check it out 

    On 10/31/2017 at 12:32 PM, Kiyozu♡ said:

    -slams down encyclopedia-

    well if you ever want to know the reasoning? :funny: (even now it’s still going)

    https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/57327-tbc-10/

    https://www.thesbcommunity.com/forums/topic/15336-tbc-20-and-billy-arc/

    also i made stickers 1f626.png

      Reveal hidden contents

     

    Jesus that is a lot of reading

    time to begin ?

  6. On 10/22/2017 at 7:19 PM, Renegade the Maniacorn said:

    Did you ever read my Smile review? :smirk: I go into a fuckton of detail about the album and its themes.

    I have not 

    On 10/24/2017 at 10:42 PM, Katwoman said:

    Did you see berleezy's latest vid? :Laugh: 

    The Danny Phantom one? Comedy gold. Although a little shorter than I'd like 

    On 10/26/2017 at 10:26 PM, Slightly more Spooky Kiyozu♡ said:

    i drew little kamui and abuto?

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    and yes that's brozu's no man

    and yes it's a long story

    Why are your colors so good smh

    one day I'm gonna need the novel length breakdown on your head canon for this show lol

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  7. Gorgeous is like Taylor looked at a mathematical formula for why 1989 was successful and then tried to apply it to this song but it's got none of the whimsy that made those 2014 singles work

    I've already detailed why LWYMMD is a broken toilet of a song 

    Ready For It indeed bangs and is a twist on Taylor/Max Martin's usual pop grandeur and while some might say it's jarring, it worked for me quite a bit 

    this album is gonna be weird.

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  8. 26 minutes ago, Renegade the Maniacorn said:

    Holy crap, Brian Wilson is a big inspiration for my own music, and I'm glad to see his stuff influences you too. Which Beach Boys album has/had the biggest impact on you music-wise? For me, it's SMiLE (ofc), but I also enjoy their first six albums (aka their "beach period").

    Mostly Smile too. The unfinished nature of the album and the messiness of songs like Heroes and Villains (which was coincidentally the first song I ever heard by them) tease something super powerful and ambitious and overall what is completed out of it sounds amazing.

    Pet Sounds is also a classic. 

  9. On 10/21/2017 at 12:06 AM, Slightly more Spooky Kiyozu♡ said:

    I’m starting to feel sour about this revival a bit more and more. Like three and a half years worth of waiting but also developing characters the way I like. I don’t mean to sound whiney I guess but I don’t know if the show will incoporate people like Kiyoko or costumeless Guano the way I had him and that makes me sad. I guess I need to just button it up like I usually do and wait and see what happens. 

    But it’s also like the thing I wanted the most and that I thought could never happen but I keep changing my opinion about it too..

    If you would have told me last week the creator got the rights back and is trying to revive the series, I would laugh it off easily. It just seemed like the most unlikely thing ever, yet it could be happening now. Like what.

    Idk, I feel like they won't. I remember as a kid really liking A Christmas Mikey and everything it revealed, and being subsequently pissed off that the events of the episode were like never brought up again. Considering the nature of the show I never expected them to, but it always struck me as kind of odd. I wouldn't bank on them following up that plot one if the show does come back, but as long as it's got the comedy I remember I think I'm looking forward to it.

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  10. 27 minutes ago, The Headless Clappy said:

    Who’s your favorite rapper of the XXL 2017 Freshmen Class?

    They're all pretty disappointing tbh, but I'll say Kyle.

    Kyle and Amine have the most potential in my opinion, even though Amine's album was the definition of underwhelming. Even though he's basically a meme, Ugly God is a great producer and can rap when he feels like it, and is hilarious, and A Boogie is... not bad? MadeInTYO is Diet Big Sean, and you already know how I feel about X. 

    Everyone else I really don't care about. 

  11. On 10/19/2017 at 12:56 AM, Renegade the Maniacorn said:

    Have you thought about making more music? Which artists influence you?

    Definitely, it's just hard to find time in the day to make it a lot of times. Kanye is probably my number one influence, with Donald Glover at a close second, especially production wise - the beats on Because the Internet are next level. Metro Boomin has managed to create a sound and run with it so he's an inspiration, and even more out there things like The Beach Boys, and Panic @ The Disco are inspiring because of their ability to establish a mood in their music and switch up with each album effortlessly. Chance the Rapper is good at that too. 

    2 hours ago, The Headless Clappy said:

    I don’t think I’ve asked you, but how do you feel about XXXTentacion?

    I actually wrote an article about him for my college's magazine funnily enough 

    he's whatever. He's a trash person for the most part, and his songs that bang the hardest (Look At Me and Da Bratz go fuckin HARD) tend to have garbage lyrics. I think he's a genuinely good lyricist when he wants to be - Riot is a wonderfully written song because it goes in the face of all of the distorted bullshit he's done before and has a really good message. 

    You should listen to his album 17 if you can. It's very depressing and kind of one-note, but it has no bangers or the kind of shit you'd expect from X, y'know. Just interesting to see the guy from another angle. 

  12. On 10/8/2017 at 8:55 PM, Katwoman said:

    When I first watched it and found out about the twist I was shook?

    I was thrown for a loop. But it made it all the more beautiful

     

    On 10/15/2017 at 12:59 PM, Slightly more Spooky Kiyozu♡ said:

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    ?

    damn, yellow hair guy really went for it 

    its my dream to make webcomics like this one day

  13. Cardi's cool, I'm all for female empowerment and shit, and I don't even like Kodak Black but the fact that she basically stole one of his songs and blew up w/ it will never not rub me the wrong way

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