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  1. On 4/20/2018 at 9:30 AM, Clappy said:

    Since you’re the only other fan of Jermaine Cole that I know of on this site, what are your favorites from KOD?

    -KOD (he hard as SHIT)

    - Photograph

    -ATM

    -Motiv8

    - Kevin’s Heart (surprisingly)

    - Once An Addict 

    - Window Pain

    -1985

    very good album. Ur thoughts? ??

  2. 17 minutes ago, Katniss said:

    What are your favorite Drake songs?

    I’m real partial to Headlines. 

    Others:

    -Tuscan Leather

    -Legend

    -Furthest Thing

    -Cameras

    -The Real Her

    -HYFR

    -6 PM In New York

    -Do Not Disturb

    -Passionfruit

    -God’s Plan might’ve just come out but damn if it isn’t great 

  3. On 4/6/2018 at 8:08 PM, Katsura? said:

    yeah that noname, her stuff is chill. do you recommend any drake albums? I've finally listened to bunch of tyler stuff lately as well. 1f44d.png

    How did you feel about his stuff? I hope u listened to Flower Boy 

    I really love Take Care and would reccomend it to anyone, and if you like that listen to Nothing Was The Same, So Far Gone, etc. Every album is worth a listen even though Thank Me Later and Views are pretty mediocre 

  4. On 3/29/2018 at 9:10 PM, Cha♡ said:

    you ever heard of noname?

    If you mean the same Noname (FKA Noname Gypsy) that’s done some stuff with Chance and had an amazing album then yes 

    if not then idk 

    On 4/1/2018 at 11:33 AM, Raven said:

    Are you really made of nuggets? Because I'm hungry.

    people ask me this all the time and I keep telling them that I’m made of whatever you want me to be 

  5. On 3/15/2018 at 4:59 PM, Clappy said:

    Don’t know if you’re a Lil Dicky fan but this is some seriously funny stuff? :Laugh: 

    I love this man and this is probably one of the greatest things he’s ever done in the face of a hilarious ass career 

    On 3/18/2018 at 7:41 PM, Cha♡ said:

    The full ver we all needed?

     

    that fuckin verse was absolute HEAT girl Jesus Christ

    40 minutes ago, Space Cowboy said:

    yerrrrrrrrrrr?

    YOOOOOUU! 

    (Soulja Boy tell em)

  6. 206b. The Passion of the Skod: Code Reckoning

    It has been foretold for years that this is the day that the shitty writing will be too much for Skodwarde and eventually overcome him, setting in motion events that will change the course of Skodwarde history forever. The ancients told him to prepare, told him to prevent the really loud cartoony shit that happened at the beginning of the season. Skodwarde didn't listen. And now, the day has finally come, and Skodwarde has no idea because he doesn't have a proper calendar. (which is a shame, being organized is really important) 

    And now he will pay. 

    On this fateful day Skodwarde is in Downtown Bikini Bottom, spittin' game to a bish, you know how it be in the streets. He bags dat hoe and takes her to his crib to get in them guts, but after he pulls down his non-existent pants, the girl fish starts laughing at his dick size, and subsequently leaves. Normally, Skodwarde would just increase his dick size with his God powers and murder the girl's entire family, but Skodwarde has been getting real self-conscious about using his God powers as a cop-out lately, so he decides to change himself the old fashioned way: hard work, a healthy diet and dedication dick enlargement surgery!  He heads down to the doctor to get a cock job, but little does he know, SpongeBob is following him (just like the prophecy foretold). SpongeBob, under direct orders from the ancients, impersonates a doctor and begins Skodwarde's dick enlargement surgery. Skod lays down on the operating table.

    "You done this before, doc?" Skod asks. SpongeBob, assembling the tools of dimensional ascension, shakes his head. 

    "No. Now anyway, I'm about to give you the anesthesia, so -" Skodwarde gets suspicious and realizes that this doctor is SpongeBob, and then a bunch of unfunny cartoony doctor bullshit happens for the next 11 minutes. Eventually, SpongeBob corners Skodwarde in an operating room and starts laughing maniacally. Suddenly, the door flies open, and Pathulu and Moar Krabs walk in. At this, Skodwarde remembers the prophecy and falls to his knees (ohoho). SpongeBob explains that it's time for Skodwarde to atone for all his world-altering activity over the past 8 years, and the other god figures are here to do it. SpongeBob's eyes glow white, he begins flying, and he points at Skodwarde. 

    Directly at his dicc.

    Moar Krabs and Pathulu begin chanting a rhythmic hymn, the room begins to glow red, energy swirling everywhere. Skodwarde prepares for the worst, and then, Moar Krabs stops the chant - now everyone is pointing at his dicc.

    "AYE YO DICK SMALL AS SHIT BRUH LMAO," Moar Krabs laughs. SpongeBob and Pathulu join in with him, and then every member of Bikini Bottom joins him in laughter. As Skodwarde realizes he's been the butt of a cosmic God joke, he slinks away to his abode and plots revenge. He begins devising the most destructive scheme of all time, but then, is alerted to a startling fact - his ratings are declining, and he can't get his revenge if there isn't a show. 

    TO BE CONTINUED IN 207a: Gimmick Madness!

    207b. The Passion of the Skod II: Ominous Subtitle

    Following the Kanye-filled antics of Gimmick Madness (which technically never happened), Skodwarde has saved the show and realized that all this plot-laden bullshit needs to go, so he quickly devises his plan to get revenge on SpongeBob so the show can go back to the everyday cartoon God adventures that have been on hiatus for like a month or whatever. Skodwarde decides that from now on, he's using his God powers full force, and figures that the best revenge on SpongeBob would be to have him contract gonorrhea or something, so that's what he decides to do. Realizing that that's not enough solid material to last a whole 11 minutes, he hits up the underwater version of Rick Ross (let's call him... Fish Ross. I don't know. Help me) to bring some diseased ass bitches to SpongeBob's house. Since Season 8, Gary has become very big in the rap game, cameoing in videos by Future and featuring on a couple Young Thug songs, so when Fish Ross strolls through, it's a muhfuckin party. 

    Eventually, SpongeBob gets really sick of these bitches with STDs partying in his house (and on the real, how many more times are they gonna do this plot? This episode is already literally Pet or Pests 2 and that episode was basically a rehash of - y'know what nvm let's just see how SpongeBob handles this), so he tries to appease Fish Ross. Fish Ross has been living in SpongeBob's house for so goddamn long at this point that he's started to resemble the motherfucker, so when SpongeBob goes in his room, he sees that motherfucker lookin like a low quality photoshop jpg

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    SpongeBob asks him to leave, Fish Ross tells him to fuck off, and SpongeBob goes to see Skodwarde to ask him to stop Fish Ross. Skodwarde tells SpongeBob to apologize for making fun of his dick. SpongeBob, now absolutely fed up with Skodwarde's shit, tells him that if he wasn't a prideful bitch and hadn't ignored the prophecy that he could've just made his dick bigger in the first place, completely invalidating the need for this overlong two parter. Skodwarde takes this into account, and in realizing that SpongeBob never even got the gonorrhea that the whole plot was put in motion to do, he realizes it's time for everything to go back to normal. 

    = = =

    It was a Monday morning at the Krusty Krab. Everyone was screaming really really loud, Ben Gruber was in a corner working on like 40 episodes at the same time, Skodwarde's dick was at least 5 inches, and somewhere above the sea, Nuggets was very behind on writing episodes of Skodwarde.

    All was well.

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    207c. Patrick Takes A Shit

    Because there wasn't enough time to fill in the episode, here's a prequel to 207b. where Patrick takes a shit for three minutes. At the end, he comes out of the stall, and as he's washing his hands, he sees Fish Ross doing the same. They say "whassup" to each other before they leave.

    yeah that's all you're getting 

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  7. 1. Captain America: Winter Soldier 

    2. The Avengers

    3. Iron Man / Iron Man 3 (been nearly 3 years and I still can’t decide)

    4. Black Panther 

    5. Captain America: Civil War 

    6. Thor Ragnarok

    7. Ant-Man

    8. Guardians of the Galaxy 

    9. Doctor Strange 

    10. Captain America: The First Avenger

    11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 

    12. Spider-Man: Homecoming

    13: Iron Man 2 

    14: Thor 

    15. Avengers: Age of Ultron

    16. Thor: The Dark World 

    Incredible Hulk doesn’t even count at this point so I’m not ranking it. Black Panther was hype as hell, Civil War is perhaps the best straight up comic book film, Spider-Man’s alright, and Ultron still manages to feel like a 2 hour long exposition train even 3 years later when we’ve finally started to see why it had to be be like how it was. 

    Praying Infinity War comes for that top spot in May tho

  8. On 2/9/2018 at 12:16 AM, Renegade the Unicorn said:

    Would it surprise you that I'm influenced by Frank Zappa?

    Nah, sounds about right 

    On 2/13/2018 at 4:41 PM, Katniss said:

    I'm hyped?

     

    It’s going to be so fucking good 

    like actually amazing man 

    I’m ultra hype

    On 2/13/2018 at 4:49 PM, Mr. Kotarou Takasugi♡ said:

    do u have any favorite Tyler the Creator songs? trying to listen to him more

    Oh shit man hell yeah 

    his first two albums are largely horrorcore rapey murder shit so I doubt you’d be into that but Yonkers is a nice way to dip your toe into that pool if you so wish 

    from Wolf I absolutely love 

    -Colossus 

    - Answer

    -PartyIsntOver/Campfire/Bimmer

    -IFHY

    but the whole thing’s worth checking out. Cherry Bomb is mastered like shit but 

    -2Seater

    -Fucking Young/Perfect 

    - Find Your Wings

    -Smuckers 

    are all amazing. And then you’ve just gotta check out all of Scum Fuck Flower Boy. So damn good 

    let me know what you think!

  9. There’s a lot I have to say on this but for now, I think I’ll just say that I don’t think there’s a movie out there with better animation than this one.

    Jesus Christ.

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  10. 13 hours ago, Katniss said:

    Thoughts on that Weeknd/Kendrick collab for the Black Panther soundtrack?

    Sounds like a DAMN. leftover had a baby with a Starboy leftover and as a fan of both of those projects I can’t say I’m disappointed with their offspring 

  11. On 1/21/2018 at 8:34 PM, Katniss said:

    I had no idea Jonah Hill had a sister but Beanie Feldstein was pretty great in the film tbh? Like she seemed more than just the typical sidekick to the main girl

    I didn’t know this until you told me :P but it does seem obvious in retrospect! She was a great subversion to the role 

    On 1/22/2018 at 12:20 AM, Wumbo said:

    hows that music list comin jt :funny:

    *spongebobeventuallytitlecard.jpg*

    On 1/24/2018 at 8:47 PM, Clappy said:

    Your belated thoughts on Katy Perry mom dancing to Migos?

     

    I have the gifs saved in my phone every time I want someone to cringe 

    perhaps the most awful thing to ever air on SNL minus that one skit where Louis C.K (rip lmao) talks like a black woman and Leslie messes up her lines horribly

    On 1/29/2018 at 1:17 AM, Honey-chan♡ said:

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    miester crab is a fucking slut?

    Imma keep it real wit you chief 

    I see ? Mr. Kra?️s in tha street?  ??

    he finna Get it ?????

    On 1/29/2018 at 12:41 PM, Renegade the Unicorn said:

    sup, nuggets?

    Mr. renegade lemonade music is my medicine what’s going on 

  12. On 1/20/2018 at 2:13 AM, Midge Maisel said:

    I finally watched Lady Bird tonight and holy crap what a movie? By the end I was definitely tearing up.

    Yes! It was definitely one of my favorite movies of last year. The way the narrative moved bugged me at first but I got used to it and it's probably one of the best coming-of-age films I've seen in a minute. 

    On 1/20/2018 at 2:22 AM, Wumbo said:

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    sorry man :funny: I've been watching Love & Hip Hop with my mom for years now and was rooting for Cardi for a long time, but now that she's achieved the massive success and I've been dealing with her personality for years and have to deal with it everywhere, it's worn thin. Plus once I found out about the politics behind Bodak Yellow, it definitely sours the song so yeah

  13. 2 minutes ago, Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick said:

    I have been somewhat following it. From what I read, it sounds very typical of rape allegations. The fact that I used the word typical makes me cringe since there should not be a typical of anything for rape........

    In his defense, however, there may have been an exaggeration to the story, but Aziz did admit to the whole thing. I'm not sure what to make of it, and as is with most cases like these, we do not know and will never know the full story. It would be unwise to make judgment on that. 1f610.png

    you might need to read up on it a lil more because even the girl in question isn’t accusing him of rape 

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