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super, super, SUPER rusty. Drew this basic ass garbage in the style of the first horrible pictures I posted in this thread to get back into the swing of things
patrick gives spongebob the greatest gift of all
starting a webcomic this year and drawing a lot more (I actually will! Promise!) so be on the lookout
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212b. Passion of the Skod III: Quantum War - Under My Wing? (feat. Kanye West, Andy Sandberg, Justin Timberlake, & The Fucking President)
(Alternatively, Bikini Nine-Nine, or Breaking Pat, or Skodwarde 2016: Rise of the Wall or The Last Fist Bump or R.I.P Chowder)
As always, it was a normal day in Bikini Bottom. (Cum) Spot was chilling in a hot lady’s house. Skodwarde was playing cards with Moar Krabs and Pathulu. All the undersea residents were living life, doing loud, hyper-exaggerated cartoony bullshit, screaming for no reason, as you would expect from a Season 11 episode. But Skodwarde couldn’t shake the feeling there was something wrong. Big Booty Beluga Whales 16 was playing in the background, but it wasn’t as nasty as the previous editions. The fish weren’t being as loud and annoying as they possibly could’ve been. Something was off. Then, it hit him.Season 10 wasn’t finished. Something (probably some black kid) was fucking holding up the completion of the entrance to the cartoony bullshit era. And it had been almost an entire fuckin’ year.
Skodwarde uses his God Powers to return to the past and add one last segment to that mediocre season of animated television, so the transition can finally be complete. He arrives in the past, at roughly segment 212b, and peers into Patrick’s house, curious to see what his annoying bitch neighbors get up to when an episode isn’t happening. He sees SpongeBob and Patrick holding hands and walking to Patrick’s bedroom.
They made their way to the bedroom and sat on the bed, completely made of sand. Patrick stroked Spongebob’s face.
“SpongeBob, I want you to know you don’t have to do this,” Patrick said. SpongeBob placed his hand on Patrick’s and stared at him longingly.
“I’m ready.”
Skodwarde turns around and vomits blood before realizing he has to make some shit happen in the plot before these two have the most tame and vanilla sex of all time. However, he’s running out of ideas (time travel really be takin’ a lot out of you. Quantum physics and shit like that) so he gives up on trying to create something cohesive and just builds a giant sex arena in the backyard and throws a box of dildos at Patrick’s rock.
Sponge and Pat come out and ask what the fuck’s going on. Skodwarde replies that he’s built a giant sex arena and they have to use the mysterious box of dildos to create some new sexual activity or some shit. When they ask why, Skod just shrugs.
“It’s Season
1110. Shit just kinda happens.”
Then Sandy literally just fucking appears out of thin air for no reason. Yeah, I don’t know. They all walk to the arena. But all the while, someone is watching them. Someone that likes sports. Someone white.So they’re all in the arena, performing all sorts of unspeakable sexual shit on each other. Skodwarde is officiating the event with... I don’t know, post-Twitter rant Kanye West (is it really a Nuggets episode without a rapper cameo? haha #drake #youarehidingachild), and is enjoying the depraved shit going on, and pushes it further. However, once Sandy sees SpongeBob attempt to penetrate Patrick with a pineapple made from concrete, she realizes that the game is nothing but a ploy for Skodwarde to watch SpongeBob and Patrick hurt themselves! Through sex.
She begins to tell Skodwarde off, but just then, he arrives.
SBC’s very own Trophy.
It’s taken him years, and all of his strength and brainpower, but he’s done it. Through the best possible technology available to humans, Trophy has genetically engineered his body to be able to breathe and speak underwater, replacing his lungs with electronic water filters, and his entire body with robotics. He’s got on a jersey for some sports team. His fuckin legs have hydraulics and shit. It’s kinda badass.
But none of the Skod crew know who the fuck he is. Trophy announces that he’s someone who really fucking hates what’s happened in the last 11 minutes and has made it his mission to destroy Sportz? from existence.
“What’s Sportz?” Sandy asks, in her insufferable hillbilly hick bitch voice.
“Sportz is the scum of the earth, you fucking slutbag,” Trophy sneers. Sandy blushes at such a compliment.
“You’re all part of a juvenile dirty retelling of SpongeBob episodes. But I’m here to make sure this one never happens, one way or another. Because it’s terrible. How does it feel to be aware of your own fictional existence?”
“lmao is this fuckin chowder now” Skodwarde laughs. R.I.P Chowder by the way. Anyway, so Skod asks Trophy how he plans to stop this episode from ever existing, and Trophy replies that he’s become a God, much like Skodwarde, through ancient mystical means unbeknownst to anyone else (he actually applied on Gods.com, a site where you just send in an application, and boom, you’re a God! But they don’t know that) and is now the God of Time. And with a snap of his fingers, he can erase this moment in time and replace it with any other episode that Nuggets has promised was coming and then never write.
Everyone gasps, and Trophy grins and snaps his fingers, erasing this moment from time forever, replacing it with something else. Everything starts to go white.
“Hey y’all? I don’t feel so good...” Sandy mutters. Patrick slaps her in the face and tells her to shut the fuck up.
PSA: we respect women here at Skodwarde. Just not Sandy. Fuck Sandy.
And then, everything vanishes.
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174c. Breaking Pat
Skodwarde wakes up. He notices that things feel distinctly mediocre, but compared to the horrendous times directly preceding this mediocrity, they feel great in comparison. Then, Skod realizes.
He’s back in Season 8. And he’s in an RV with a LOT of chemical equipment. Just to be sure, he looks out the window and sees the Krusty Krab in the distance - now it’s confirmed. Definitely Season 8.
Suddenly, Patrick rushes in with acclaimed underwater West Coast rapper Snoop SeaD-O-Double G, a whole bag of meth, and the bloody body of a fish.
“Skodwarde?? Thank Neptune you’re here!” Patrick yells.
“What’s up, nizzle?” Snoop says.
Skodwarde asks what the fuck is happening. Patrick tells Skodwarde that this is Breaking Pat, the long-awaited follow-up to the Nuggets-penned classic, Skeets! Now he and Snoop are selling meth, but it’s gone south, and they need Skod’s God powers to help. Skodwarde starts helping them with the body, then drops it and questions why he’s been dropped back into Season 8. Snoop Dogg frowns.
“Aw, damn it, my nizzle. You figured it out. Fo shizzle."
Snoop reaches up and pulls down on his face, revealing it to be a mask, with Trophy underneath. Skodwarde and Patrick gasp.
“Trophy? But it was such a good impression!”
Trophy grimaces and snaps his fingers again. Everything goes white.
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191c. The Rise of a Wall - Skodwarde 2016Skodwarde wakes up. He’s in the Oval Office, and Donald Trump is sitting next to him, smiling, waving at the paparazzi and reporters with cameras in front of his desk. Things feel light, loose, and genuinely consistently funny for the first time in more than 8 years.
Skodwarde’s back in Season 9B.
And at the White House. He turns to Trump.
“Yo Orange Bitchass. What’s going on?”
“Hello Mr. Skodwarde the God. We won the election by a horrendous depressing landslide due to a lapse in judgement from the American public, and now we’re just doing a little press before we get back to the job. But it’s us who’s doing most of the work, right? Not the immigrants!” Trump laughs and grins at the cameras. Skodwarde just kind of stares off into the distance, bewildered. Trump elbows him in the ribs.
“You better look alive for these cameras, Little God,” Trump whispers angrily. “This is the long-awaited follow-up to the Nuggets-penned classic, Skod Plus One (Dick)! Even Roger Ebert’s ghost is here!”
“Ok what the FUCK is going on right now.” Skod asks. The paparazzi gasps. One journalist raises his hand.
“Sir, if Skodwarde comes from the ocean, isn’t he technically an immigrant?” Trump starts stuttering.
“Well, uh…. You see… Uhhhh. Y’know what? Fuck you. And fuck Jim Acosta.” Trump groans and pulls his face off. It’s Trophy. The paparazzi gasps again.
“This is really not going the way I wanted it to,” he sighs, snapping again. Everything goes white.
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199c. Bikini Nine-Nine!Skodwarde wakes up, again. It’s still Season 9B. But the good times are almost over. Now Skodwarde’s in a police station in a police uniform. Mr. Krabs and Andy Samberg walk in.
“Hello boys-”
“HI I’M ANDY!” Andy interrupts. Mr. Krabs glares.
“Alright. Today here at the… Krusty… Police Station. We’re arresting this guy for tax fraud!”
Justin Timberlake walks in in handcuffs. He looks at Skodwarde and glares. Skodwarde waves.
“That’s right boys, this is a two-for-one special! The long-awaited follow up to TWO Nuggets-penned classics, Hello Justin Timberlake and Thots! So now-”
Skodwarde groans.
“Trophy?”
Andy Samberg sighs and pulls off his face. It’s Trophy.
“Yes?"
“Take me home.”
Trophy snaps. Everything gets white (like cum hahaha xD).
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Skodwarde wakes up, back with everyone in the sex arena. Trophy sits in the bleachers, doing a bunch of math equations and shit. Skodwarde floats to him over the cum-stained arena full of dildos (and you already know that shit smell terrible) and Trophy looks up.
"I'm sorry Skod. I have to destroy it. It's terrible. Truly the worst." Skodwarde raises a tentacle and summons his God powers.
"The thing about that, Trophy, is this." Trophy looks up hopefully.
"It’s really not that fuckin bad lmao." Trophy screams, but then Skodwarde uses his powers to send him rushing up to the shore, where he'll hopefully see a surgeon to return his robot body back to normal. Feeling the overlong runtime of yet another Skodwarde episode that has barely anything to do with the episode it's parodying start to come to an end, Skodwarde turned to the arena.
SpongeBob was shoving as many dildos as possible into his pores. Patrick was nervously petting a Whirly Dick , and good ol' Sandy was strapped to the bed as a gang of six big, muscular, black fish approached with KY jelly. And in the distance, loud, overdrawn, hyper-exaggerated cartoony bullshit could be faintly heard. Skodwarde looked upon this, and saw it was good.
All was slutty, and all was well.
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did something for a class project so yeah here you guys go I guess
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Kinda mediocre compared to the masterwork of editing and hype that was the Infinty War trailer, but I think with a movie like this, the trailer having no action or any plot points we weren’t already aware of is the point - we knew virtually nothing about the movie beforehand, and we still kinda don’t. But that’s the allure.
So ready.
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at this point we need to just delete all of my posts from before 2015
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On 7/6/2018 at 9:09 AM, Katniss said:
How was your birthday?
Two months later, I can safely say it was fun
On 7/23/2018 at 11:02 AM, Clappy said:Your thoughts on Chance’s new singles?
Fuck you
fuuuuck you
fuck u
i enjoyed them, particularly the one above, glad Chance has gotten back to more regular sounding shit that still has his quirky spin on it
On 8/7/2018 at 9:00 PM, hippythehippo said:Was your wife as thicc as Jack M Crazyfish
Thicker.
On 8/8/2018 at 8:33 PM, Space Cowboy said:you listen to Astroworld?
Might be album of the year for me so far man. Wow.
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On 9/26/2010 at 6:24 AM, Deli said:
Shut the hell up. You say one more thing about Nazis and I swear I'll make your life a miserable blackhole of never-ending pain and suffering. Parts of my family were probably killed in the Holocaust, you insignificant little bastard. I've tried to be nice to you, and I can't take it. If you hate this place so much, than get the hell out. We don't want you here if you're going to behave like such an immature person. Leave here.
holy shit
deli was fighting against nazis 6 years before they became a thing again
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I’ve been a production assistant on this show for a few days these past few months on a couple of episodes in the back half of the season and Norman Reedus spoke to me today so that’s the kinda shit I’m on rn
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On 6/10/2012 at 6:20 PM, Young Nug said:
One of the best things to come from Post Movie, the best thing from Season Six, one of the best Post-Movie specials, and really, one of the best specials, period. Coming in at a dark time in the show, it feels like it was a wake-up call to everyone on the crew. Every joke here worked, the animation (HD, OMG) was spectacular, and the episode felt just like a Pre-Movie one.
I don't really like how it, at it's core was a Plankton episode, and the lack of Sandy wasn't cool, but otherwise, it was hilarious. Favorite part (paraphrasing):
Patrick: Yeah! I took Sandy's walkie-talkie from her treedome! I know how we can get her to help us.
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HEY SANDY! I TOOK YOUR WALKIE-TALKIE! YOU BETTER COME GET IT!....*Patrick smiles* She'll be here.
It was great in every way. The wedding was cool too. And so was the Krabby Patty jingle, and the segment where Spongebob turned into a Disney-like cartoon was hilarious. Patchy's segments were good, almost reminiscient of Pre-Movie segments. Certainly better than the ones in Friend Or Foe and Atlantis Squarepantis.
The best part of Patchy's parts was when he was showing all the alternate openings. And, to top it off, the "Oh Krusty Krab" song was sweet. The sentimental nature of this episode was great. Truth Or Square is definitely a contender or favorie post movie- Y'know what, no. Let's stop talking in terms of pre and post movie.
This episode is a contender for best episode period. Also, you shouldn't factor in the hype generated by the network in your score; that's not smart and has nothing to do with the episode itself. So, the massive hype generated for this didn't bother me in the least. My expectations were shattered. Great, great episode.
A+, 9.9/10, whatever. An episode just shy of perfect. Very, very rare for Post-Movie.
what in the ever-loving fuck was wrong with me
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INVADER DIB SOON COME
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A really long time ago I sampled (interpolated? dunno the word. I replayed the sample) a couple really great musical moments from the Something Entirely New scene in hilaryfan80 Universe, never posted it because I thought I was gonna finish it, but I've got no idea what the fuck to add to it at this point so right now is probably as done as it's ever gonna be
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wayyyy better than the shit I was making at your age
that second track is dope asf
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do you have a program where you do scratches or is this like a real turntable
been trying to figure out how to scratches on beats for a minute now
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Trevorrow really must’ve thought he was some franchise-changing Last Jedi shit with that ending lmao
movie was the kind of stupid that you couldn’t even really turn your brain off to enjoy, with a lot of silly plot elements and one liner shit like this:
Nerd: Man, it’s really hot here
*Starlord looks to a volcano in the distance*
Pratt: it’s about to get a lot hotter.
populating the film every five seconds. Jeff Goldblum deadass explains the concept of the film and name drops the name of the movie at the end to show you what kind of movie you’re dealing with if you weren’t already aware. There were a couple cool plot twists and a lot of really inventive action sequences, but overall, this one ain’t it
The position that this film put the franchise in might make the third one somewhat interesting though, so I guess Universal has my money once again lmao
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Mimic Madness might not be the best episode ever and it might not be better than some of the things on this list, but in a lot of ways, it's exemplary of what makes a fantastic SpongeBob episode. Anyone that thinks that the song is the main draw for the episode is missing the point. Sure, the song is great. But beyond that, the episode works on a lot of levels and is like an ode to everything good about this show. The plot is the same skeleton as episodes like Hooky, Yeti Krabs, and Face Freeze, but that feels more nostalgic than it does lazy. Mr. Lawrence is at the helm, and he's pretty much the only guy that's been able to hold his sauce with this show after so many years, so jokes like "BRING IT AROUND TOWN" feel more like pleasant references, not "GUYZ LOOK, REMEMBER WHEN THIS SHOW WAS GOOD???!" shoehorns. There are jokes here that work, and anyone saying otherwise... probably needs to reevaluate what they think is humor. Not saying they all work, or they're even all good, but if you're saying you didn't at least smile when Krabs knocked off Squidward's mask or when SpongeBob screamed "I'M A FREAK!", then I don't think you're telling the truth. This is one of the few episodes where the super-cartoon bullshit this season didn't get in the way of the story. And what a story it is!
SpongeBob has always operated best when the moral of a story isn't something stupid ("I guess crying really does solve all your problems!"AHGAPIGHPIANGIPNG AWFUL) and the main thing with SpongeBob is that it's main moral has always kind of been "be yourself". That's why the movie works, that's why episodes like Pressure or Not Normal work - it's why the damn pilot episode works. SpongeBob has always been about individuality, even when it's not cool. And Mimic Madness is another episode about that, in a more direct sense than usual. It's an episode about losing yourself and rediscovering who you are, and I think the song encapsulates all of that. To boot, you've got most of the cast together, which is always fun to see, even in episodes like Earworm. The heart here, which is an element that post-Season 5 SpongeBob rarely likes to draw upon, is really sweet, and elevates something already stellar into even better territory.
so a good message, heart, humor, great animation and a standout performance from Tom Kenny coupled with strong writing and at worst, average humor, and you've got something that's on par with a Season 1 episode, but by my metrics it's already outranked 80% of post movie and post-post movie, and we're in the midst of an era of SpongeBob that I'm not a huge fan of. I personally think it's a classic and deserving of a spot on this list, if maybe not so high. But does it really matter?
It's not Chocolate With Nuts. It's not Dying For Pie. It's not Have You Seen This Snail. Hell, it's not even Valentine's Day. But it's damn good. And anyone saying that people picked it for any reason other than that is jokes. If you don't like it, that's fine, but like... Just let people enjoy what they want to enjoy lmao. And even if you don't like it, it's at least a GOOD episode! Y'all acting like this is A Pal For Gary on the list or some shit. But it's here. Comment and move on.
i gotta stop writing dissertations for spongebob episodes man
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On 6/26/2018 at 3:00 PM, Clappy said:
So I watched The Fantastic Mr. Fox for the first time in a long time the other day. I forgot how fantastic this movie still is?
Still might be my favorite movie of all time if we’re being real. Such a perfect film
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you bought me a mediocre Taylor Swift album girl, we besties for life
always got ya back
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You actually fucked with Hereditary? I thought it was super good until the last 20 minutes or so
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3 minutes ago, Master WhoBruh said:
but then Mermaid Man Begins resurrected Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy stories
MMB is one of maybe 5 episodes in Season 8 deserving of the praise we gave that season back in the day lmao
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Shuffleboarding Master Race
SpoilerJESUS CHRIST did these episodes fall off after they stopped numbering them
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19 hours ago, Katniss said:
nice, didn't know you listened to BTS? I haven't heard a full album from them yet but I've liked the songs I've heard
take a listen to their albums my dog, they are v good even tho idk wtf they sayin lmao
19 hours ago, Clappy said:Bruh. How have I not logged on in the past month and not talk to you about BOTH Kanye albums?
KIDS SEE GHOSTS >>>>>>>>> Ye
Like the former is the best Kanye album since MBDTF. Ye, on the other hand, is decent but not an album I can foresee myself listening too in a long while.
Your thoughts?
Kids See Ghosts was fantastic, and while I wouldn't say it's better than say, Throne, it's definitely Ye's most focused project in at least half a decade. Ye was disappointing and the lyrics were mostly dumb, and while the beats were good... When are they not? So yeah, not the greatest. But Kids See Ghosts, very fire.
GRAT GAT GAT GAT
13 hours ago, Eugene Krabs said:12:55 Who Dat Boy's drop was the most tear shedding thing this ol' geezer has ever seen, along with the entire video.
What do you think of Pied Piper and DNA? This old Krabs' favorite tunes to listen in his Little Buddy.
damn i can't wait to watch this in full
DNA was the second song by them I heard in full and it's wonderful. Pied Piper is also heat
now go to your room Eugene
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3 minutes ago, Master WhoBruh said:
the finale was amazing.
I loved how it was tied in with Earn's golden gun back in season 2 premiere. poor Luke tho, he was in trouble because of Earn.
and Earn's world is falling apart, that's gonna be interesting in s3.
also it felt weird seeing Lottie all grown up too quickly, wasn't she a baby a season ago or is my memory that bad?
I think I'm more in love with Darius than ever. The entire simulation conversation in 2x7 killed me. More existential and calm in a cool way Darius plz?
SpoilerYou thought so? @Earn falling apart. It felt like everything was kinda in fluctuation for him all season, but by the end, everything solidified and he seemed to be in a good place again with Alfred. Them being on tour with Clark County is gonna be very interesting though.
I guess she was lol
Champagne Papi was kinda meh but Darius' def appearance saved it lol. I liked how we got that extra dimension to his character in Teddy Perkins.
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1 minute ago, Katniss said:
Your favorite albums of 2018 so far?
Nasty - Rico Nasty
Love Yourself:Tear - BTS
KOD - J. Cole
Kids See Ghosts - Kanye and Kid Cudi
Daytona - Pusha T
if the Black Panther album counts I liked that too
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time to make my glorious comeback