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    Best Song Ever

    in K-BLUB

    Posted

    So far we have 7 songs:

    Fire Burning

    Back in the USSR

    Blackbird

    Jacks Lament

    Smooth Criminal

    Cliffs of Dover

    21 Guns

    Crack a Bottle

    Tik Tok

    I nominated a song I like and a song I hate.... 526874.gif

    The Krusty Krab: The Years Before Spongebob

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 22: The Race

    ÔÇ£How do I defeat them?ÔÇØ Plankton said to himself one day. Then it hit him. He would challenge them to a race. Then, heÔÇÖd win and demand the Krabby Patty recipe. GENIUS, he thought. That night he planned everything out carefully and then the following day asked his enemies if they accepted his request.

    ÔÇ£YES! Another chance you whoop your little heinie!ÔÇØ Marly said at once.

    ÔÇ£Cool,ÔÇØ Marmaduke responded.

    ÔÇ£I agree with ye, Marly! Whipping his little but! Har, har, har! LetÔÇÖs go Plankton!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said.

    They all walked outside and they saw two go-carts.

    ÔÇ£Where are ones for the rest of us?ÔÇØ Jay asked.

    ÔÇ£Oh, IÔÇÖm sorry. ItÔÇÖs only for me and Mr. Krabs. Whoever wins gets the Krabby Patty recipe or my entire restaurant,ÔÇØ Plankton said.

    ÔÇ£Yes! A place to store me patties, lettuce, buns, and tomato! LetÔÇÖs go Plankton!ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Go Krabs! Go Krabs!ÔÇØ everyone cheered.

    ÔÇ£Go!ÔÇØ Karen said. The two sped down the road. Suddenly, Mr. Krabs and PlanktonÔÇÖs wheels broke off and the cars stopped. Both were flung out of the vehicle and ironically landed in the hospital.

    ~ ~ ~

    Waitso who wins? Marmaduke asked a week later.

    ÔÇ£No one. The lesson here is that you guys shouldnÔÇÖt compete,ÔÇØ Ms. Flounder said. ÔÇ£And you shouldnÔÇÖt get in a lot of fights *cough hipeoples4 cough*.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£WhoÔÇÖs hipeoples4?ÔÇØ Marmaduke asked.

    ÔÇ£Oh this girl/boy who comes onto TV.com and gets in fights and writes hate blogs and drops the f bomb on 70sguy, Terminoob, and TVGuy,ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders reported.

    ÔÇ£WhoÔÇÖre they?ÔÇØ Marmaduke asked.

    Ms. Flounders shrugged. She then looks straight at the camera. ÔÇ£Hipeoples4, if youÔÇÖre watching this....mayonnaise is better than you. Good night everyone!ÔÇØ

    The Krusty Krab: The Years Before Spongebob

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 21: Smoker Face

    Smoke wrapped around Marmadukes face. He inhaled deeply and then exhaled. He loved the smokesince last night. He had found a pack in the garbage and tried them. And now he was addicted.

    ÔÇ£Would you stop that?ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders complained to him. She couldnÔÇÖt his face. It was just a black cloud.

    ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs so good,ÔÇØ he said.

    ÔÇ£No, itÔÇÖs not. ItÔÇÖs not good for your heart.ÔÇØ She grabbed the cigarette out of his mouth.

    ÔÇ£Hey!ÔÇØ he said. ÔÇ£Give that back!ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£No. I want you healthy, young man.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Well thatÔÇÖs alright.ÔÇØ He pulled out another one and lit it. ÔÇ£Aww,ÔÇØ he sighed. ÔÇ£ThatÔÇÖs good.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Stop smoking,ÔÇØ Marly said.

    Yeah. I used to smoke and now.well nothing really happened to me, Tom said.

    ÔÇ£Not helping,ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders said.

    ÔÇ£Sorry,ÔÇØ Tom said.

    ÔÇ£I wonÔÇÖt stop! And you canÔÇÖt make me!ÔÇØ Marmaduke got up and ran out of the door.

    ÔÇ£We have to show him Smoke=Bad,ÔÇØ she said.

    ÔÇ£We mix Mentos and Diet Coke and shoot him with the jet!ÔÇØ Jim volunteered.

    ÔÇ£No,ÔÇØ rejected Ms. Flounders.

    ÔÇ£How about a fake fire?ÔÇØ Tim said.

    ÔÇ£ThatÔÇÖs perfect!ÔÇØ she replied.

    ÔÇ£But how?ÔÇØ Marly asked.

    ÔÇ£We fill the restaurant with smoke and put Mr. KrabÔÇÖs fake fireplace on the roof to stimulate a fire,ÔÇØ said Squidward.

    ÔÇ£That was smart. Good job, Squiddy,ÔÇØ Jim said.

    ÔÇ£Thanks. Hey!ÔÇØ

    ~ ~ ~

    The next day, Marmaduke saw smoke billowing up from the Krusty Krab. He rushed in and choked. There was no air.

    ÔÇ£HELP!ÔÇØ The screech rippled through the air.

    ÔÇ£Help! Smoke is bad!ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders yelled.

    ÔÇ£AHHHH! IÔÇÖm never smoking again!ÔÇØ Marmaduke raced out. Suddenly there was no more smoke.

    ÔÇ£Good job, guys!ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders said.

    The Krusty Krab: The Years Before Spongebob

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 20: The Misadventures of Squidward Tentacles

    This Episode is rated TV-14-L for language

    The Bikini Bottom Carnival was put up again. Everyone rushed there to ride the rides, play games, win things, and more. Squidward wondered off from his friends to go to the Lucky Guy booth.

    ÔÇ£Hello young male. I am Madam Douche.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Madam Douche?ÔÇØ Squidward said.

    ÔÇ£Yes. Madam Douche. You gotta a problem with my name?ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£No. Give me my fortune,ÔÇØ Squidward said, holding back a life.

    ÔÇ£Alright. Hold out your palm.ÔÇØ Squidward did so. ÔÇ£Because you made fun of my name, you will have 2 weeks of bad luck.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£What? Starting when?ÔÇØ he screeched.

    ÔÇ£Starting now.ÔÇØ Madam Douche kicked Squidward in the crotch and walked away.

    ÔÇ£OWWW!ÔÇØ he screamed.

    ÔÇ£Oh my god, oh my god. Squidward, are you alright?ÔÇØ Marly asked coming up.

    ÔÇ£N-n-no,ÔÇØ he said.

    ÔÇ£Smoothies! Smoothies! Get your smoothies!ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon said walking by.

    ÔÇ£Oh IÔÇÖll take one,ÔÇØ Marly said.

    ÔÇ£MARLY!ÔÇØ Squidward said.

    ÔÇ£What? You said ÔÇÿnoÔÇÖ, you arenÔÇÖt hurt,ÔÇØ Marly said.

    ÔÇ£No, I said I am hurt,ÔÇØ Squidward muttered.

    ÔÇ£Wanna go ride the Knuckle Cracker?ÔÇØ asked Marly.

    ÔÇ£MARLY! You arenÔÇÖt even listening!ÔÇØ Squidward said.

    ÔÇ£OMG! They have cute little puppies!ÔÇØ Marly ran off.

    ~ ~ ~

    Squidward opened the door and it ran over his foot. Squidward walked over to a customer and accidentally stepped on her foot so she punched him twenty times. Squidward played the Qii and accidentally hit himself in the head with the remote when playing Qii Swing. Squidward drove his boatmobile over a cliff. Squidward got slapped by a tree branch.

    ÔÇ£Wow, Squidward. You look beat up!ÔÇØ Jim said the next day.

    ÔÇ£Yeah. I feel wonderful!ÔÇØ he said sarcastically.

    ÔÇ£Oh. Good then, buddy.ÔÇØ Jim slapped his friend on the back and walked into the kitchen.

    ÔÇ£Oww,ÔÇØ Squidward moaned.

    I need to find that gypsy girl, Squidward thought. He limped out and walked to the spot where the carnival was.

    ÔÇ£Where is it?ÔÇØ he said to himself.

    ÔÇ£Oh hello,ÔÇØ Madam Douche said walking up. ÔÇ£It hasnÔÇÖt been two weeks.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£I know but look how beat up I am,ÔÇØ Squidward said.

    ÔÇ£Hmmm. Have you learned your lesson?ÔÇØ Madam Douche asked.

    ÔÇ£What lesson?ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Bastard! Remember? You made fun of my name?ÔÇØ she said.

    ÔÇ£Oh yeah. IÔÖve learned my lesson!ÔÇØ Squidward said.

    Good then. Now tell medoes this hurt? Madam Douche pulled out.

    ÔÇ£What is that?!ÔÇØ Squidward asked.

    ÔÇ£What this? ItÔÇÖs only Transmission of Duty: Old Warfare 2. Wanna play?ÔÇØ she asked.

    ÔÇ£Yeah!ÔÇØ Squidward said.

    48 hours later

    ÔÇ£Ha! I beat your ass again!ÔÇØ Madam Douche said.

    ÔÇ£Ugh,ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£How did a bitch like you get so good?ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Watch your mouth boy. DonÔÇÖt you call me a female mutt.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Yeah,ÔÇØ Squidward said. ÔÇ£I called you a dog.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Yes. Because I am a dog. I am the dog of wisdom. I have talk you a lesson. Bye.ÔÇØ The lady transformed into a dog and exploded.

    ÔÇ£Okay.ÔÇØ

    The Krusty Krab: The Years Before Spongebob

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 18: The Contest

    The night sky was inky.

    The day had been very and Marly was ready to leave. Jay and her were still in a relationship and Jay was now a regular customer. The others also had excepted him.

    UghIm bored. Is it closing time now, Mr. Krabs? Squidward, Jim, and I are supposed to go to the movies to see Fishman 2: The Light Kills 4, Marmaduke said.

    ÔÇ£In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said.

    Everyone started to get up but Mr. Krabs stopped them.

    ÔÇ£The BBRC (Bikini Bottom Restaurant Council) wants me to announce this for any employees who want to participate.ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs sighed and rolled his eyes. ÔÇ£WeÔÇÖre unfortunately having a pet contest here on Friday. If you want to participate then sign-

    ÔÇ£As if you had a prayer of winning, Krabs!ÔÇØ Plankton said, strolling in.

    ÔÇ£Plankton! What do you want?ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said, sneering.

    Oh nothingjust that I will be winning that pet contest in your restaurant. So dont even try, Plankton said, grinning in triumph.

    ÔÇ£Oh really....well it just so happens I am entering a surprise.ÔÇØ

    Well thenmay the best fish win, said Plankton. He then swung around and started to walk towards the door.

    ÔÇ£As if you had a prayer of winning, Krabs! That guy doesnÔÇÖt the meaning of winning! WeÔÇÖll show him! Squidward, Jim, and Marmaduke! Go buy the best sea-horse there is! Jay and Marly, go bye the best sea-horse food so heÔÇÖll be muscular! Tom, Ms. Flounders, and Tim, go buy an exerciser thing-er-midge-iger. IÔÇÖll buy a pet cage! GO, GO, GO!!ÔÇØ

    ~ ~ ~

    Hmm.what kind of pet food should we get Marly? Jay said. They were at Barneys Pet Food at 10:52 pm.

    ÔÇ£I donÔÇÖt know. Mr. Krabs said ÔÇÿthe best.ÔÇÖ What defines the best?ÔÇØ she said.

    ÔÇ£ThereÔÇÖs Excellent Pet food, BarneyÔÇÖs Brand, The Best, and Sea Horse Yum Yums,ÔÇØ Jay read.

    ÔÇ£Grab the Yum Yums. LetÔÇÖs go!ÔÇØ The two paid for the Yum Yums and left the store.

    ~ ~ ~

    ÔÇ£Okay! We want the best sea-horse you got!ÔÇØ Marmaduke said to the Sea Horse Supply manager.

    ÔÇ£Alright,ÔÇØ he said, spitting as he talked. His name was Bill and he was know for spitting while talking. ÔÇ£We got oleÔÇÖ Firelight right here.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Oh sheÔÇÖs a beauty!ÔÇØ Marmaduke exclaimed.

    ÔÇ£WhyÔÇÖs she got such a long tail?ÔÇØ Jim asked.

    ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs a boy,ÔÇØ Bill said.

    Oh., Marmaduke said.

    ÔÇ£How much?ÔÇØ Squidward asked.

    ÔÇ£2000 dollars, please,ÔÇØ Bill demanded.

    ÔÇ£WHAT!!!?ÔÇØ Jim said.

    ÔÇ£Well whatÔÇÖs your price range then?ÔÇØ Bill said.

    ÔÇ£Free!ÔÇØ exclaimed Marmaduke.

    ÔÇ£Boy, you came here lookinÔÇÖ for a free sea-horse?ÔÇØ asked Bill.

    ÔÇ£Yeah,ÔÇØ replied Marmaduke, shrinking down.

    ÔÇ£Well we do have a free sea horse. YaÔÇÖll follow me.ÔÇØ He led them outside the building in the back. He pointed to one on the ground. ÔÇ£ThatÔÇÖs Coughdrop. She throws up a lot.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£How much?ÔÇØ Jim said.

    ÔÇ£Free! I want to get rid of that pile of crud!ÔÇØ he said. ÔÇ£Take her! Take her!ÔÇØ The seahorse was very ugly. She threw up the whole way home.

    ~ ~ ~

    ÔÇ£So itÔÇÖll probably be a good horse so letÔÇÖs buy the Exerciser 20,ÔÇØ said Ms Flounders.

    ÔÇ£No! The Sweater 8928!ÔÇØ Tim said.

    ÔÇ£Excuse me, but can you afford these products?ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon asked.

    No, Tom admitted.

    ÔÇ£Then OUT, OUT, OUT!ÔÇØ he shouted and pushed them out.

    ÔÇ£I never liked Peter Salmon,ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders said.

    ÔÇ£Looks like weÔÇÖre going to have to make our exerciser ourselves,ÔÇØ Tom said.

    ~ ~ ~

    The next day was Friday. Mr. Krabs examined the food.

    ÔÇ£Here, Mr. K,ÔÇØ Jay said. Mr. Krabs took the food and suddenly the vitals spilled all over the floor. ÔÇ£Oops.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Here. We built it.ÔÇØ The exerciser exploded.

    ÔÇ£HereÔÇÖs Coughdrop,ÔÇØ Jim said. Puke flew everywhere.

    ÔÇ£Blaugh, blah, bakfhl, dhhfjs, blauhgh!ÔÇØ The seahorse made horrible sounds.

    ÔÇ£What?! ThatÔÇÖs a sin against nature!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said.

    ÔÇ£WeÔÇÖre here,ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon said, walking up.

    ÔÇ£YouÔÇÖre running the show?ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders said.

    Yes. Wait it that what youre entering? he asked.

    ÔÇ£Yeah,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said.

    ÔÇ£Hmm..yes.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Blavjhs, Blahjdbs, blahdggs, bshdhs!ÔÇØ Green splatterd on Mr. Salmon.

    ÔÇ£Oh dear,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said.

    ÔÇ£HA HA!ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders screamed. She started laughing and fell down in laughter.

    ~ ~ ~

    ÔÇ£Okay. Hello everybody. IÔÇÖm your host, Barmie Binkle. The judges are Simon Fishface, Paula Bobfish, and Randy Jackfish. So letÔÇÖs begin!ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£This is it!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said backstage. His restaurant was transformed into an award show, except it wasnÔÇÖt an awards show.

    ÔÇ£Sheldon Plankton, showing off his handsome shrimp.ÔÇØ

    Plankton strutted across the walkway with his groomed shrimp walking beside him.

    ÔÇ£I loved that! DID YOU LOVE THAT? WOOO!ÔÇØ Paula said.

    ÔÇ£You know that was tight, dog.ÔÇØ

    Whatthebloodyhellwasthat? Simon said.

    ÔÇ£10!ÔÇØ said Paula.

    ÔÇ£7,ÔÇØ said Randy.

    ÔÇ£1,ÔÇØ Simon said. ÔÇ£Horrible, considering IÔÇÖm a shrimp.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Next, is Mr. Krabs and his seahorse!ÔÇØ

    Mr. Krabs walked down the walkway with Coughdrop throwing up the whole way.

    ÔÇ£0,ÔÇØ Paula said, covered in puke.

    ÔÇ£0, dog! IÔÇÖm sorry,ÔÇØ Randy said.

    ÔÇ£10! YouÔÇÖre someone IÔÇÖm going to remember.ÔÇØ

    Now to announce the winner Mr. Salmon!

    ÔÇ£YES!! YES!!ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon got out a gun and shot it at the air.

    ÔÇ£Jajdfbl, dhskdsh, Hlahdfjuf, Bhsga!ÔÇØ Coughdrop threw up over Mr. Salmon.

    AwwI hate that seahorse. Coughdrop then collapsed, dead.

    ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm a doctor!!ÔÇØ A fish rushed up and soon announced he had died from choking on puke.

    The Krusty Krab: The Years Before Spongebob

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 18: The Contest

    The night sky was inky.

    The day had been very and Marly was ready to leave. Jay and her were still in a relationship and Jay was now a regular customer. The others also had excepted him.

    UghIm bored. Is it closing time now, Mr. Krabs? Squidward, Jim, and I are supposed to go to the movies to see Fishman 2: The Light Kills 4, Marmaduke said.

    ÔÇ£In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said.

    Everyone started to get up but Mr. Krabs stopped them.

    ÔÇ£The BBRC (Bikini Bottom Restaurant Council) wants me to announce this for any employees who want to participate.ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs sighed and rolled his eyes. ÔÇ£WeÔÇÖre unfortunately having a pet contest here on Friday. If you want to participate then sign-

    ÔÇ£As if you had a prayer of winning, Krabs!ÔÇØ Plankton said, strolling in.

    ÔÇ£Plankton! What do you want?ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said, sneering.

    Oh nothingjust that I will be winning that pet contest in your restaurant. So dont even try, Plankton said, grinning in triumph.

    ÔÇ£Oh really....well it just so happens I am entering a surprise.ÔÇØ

    Well thenmay the best fish win, said Plankton. He then swung around and started to walk towards the door.

    ÔÇ£As if you had a prayer of winning, Krabs! That guy doesnÔÇÖt the meaning of winning! WeÔÇÖll show him! Squidward, Jim, and Marmaduke! Go buy the best sea-horse there is! Jay and Marly, go bye the best sea-horse food so heÔÇÖll be muscular! Tom, Ms. Flounders, and Tim, go buy an exerciser thing-er-midge-iger. IÔÇÖll buy a pet cage! GO, GO, GO!!ÔÇØ

    ~ ~ ~

    Hmm.what kind of pet food should we get Marly? Jay said. They were at Barneys Pet Food at 10:52 pm.

    ÔÇ£I donÔÇÖt know. Mr. Krabs said ÔÇÿthe best.ÔÇÖ What defines the best?ÔÇØ she said.

    ÔÇ£ThereÔÇÖs Excellent Pet food, BarneyÔÇÖs Brand, The Best, and Sea Horse Yum Yums,ÔÇØ Jay read.

    ÔÇ£Grab the Yum Yums. LetÔÇÖs go!ÔÇØ The two paid for the Yum Yums and left the store.

    ~ ~ ~

    ÔÇ£Okay! We want the best sea-horse you got!ÔÇØ Marmaduke said to the Sea Horse Supply manager.

    ÔÇ£Alright,ÔÇØ he said, spitting as he talked. His name was Bill and he was know for spitting while talking. ÔÇ£We got oleÔÇÖ Firelight right here.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Oh sheÔÇÖs a beauty!ÔÇØ Marmaduke exclaimed.

    ÔÇ£WhyÔÇÖs she got such a long tail?ÔÇØ Jim asked.

    ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs a boy,ÔÇØ Bill said.

    Oh., Marmaduke said.

    ÔÇ£How much?ÔÇØ Squidward asked.

    ÔÇ£2000 dollars, please,ÔÇØ Bill demanded.

    ÔÇ£WHAT!!!?ÔÇØ Jim said.

    ÔÇ£Well whatÔÇÖs your price range then?ÔÇØ Bill said.

    ÔÇ£Free!ÔÇØ exclaimed Marmaduke.

    ÔÇ£Boy, you came here lookinÔÇÖ for a free sea-horse?ÔÇØ asked Bill.

    ÔÇ£Yeah,ÔÇØ replied Marmaduke, shrinking down.

    ÔÇ£Well we do have a free sea horse. YaÔÇÖll follow me.ÔÇØ He led them outside the building in the back. He pointed to one on the ground. ÔÇ£ThatÔÇÖs Coughdrop. She throws up a lot.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£How much?ÔÇØ Jim said.

    ÔÇ£Free! I want to get rid of that pile of crud!ÔÇØ he said. ÔÇ£Take her! Take her!ÔÇØ The seahorse was very ugly. She threw up the whole way home.

    ~ ~ ~

    ÔÇ£So itÔÇÖll probably be a good horse so letÔÇÖs buy the Exerciser 20,ÔÇØ said Ms Flounders.

    ÔÇ£No! The Sweater 8928!ÔÇØ Tim said.

    ÔÇ£Excuse me, but can you afford these products?ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon asked.

    No, Tom admitted.

    ÔÇ£Then OUT, OUT, OUT!ÔÇØ he shouted and pushed them out.

    ÔÇ£I never liked Peter Salmon,ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders said.

    ÔÇ£Looks like weÔÇÖre going to have to make our exerciser ourselves,ÔÇØ Tom said.

    ~ ~ ~

    The next day was Friday. Mr. Krabs examined the food.

    ÔÇ£Here, Mr. K,ÔÇØ Jay said. Mr. Krabs took the food and suddenly the vitals spilled all over the floor. ÔÇ£Oops.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Here. We built it.ÔÇØ The exerciser exploded.

    ÔÇ£HereÔÇÖs Coughdrop,ÔÇØ Jim said. Puke flew everywhere.

    ÔÇ£Blaugh, blah, bakfhl, dhhfjs, blauhgh!ÔÇØ The seahorse made horrible sounds.

    ÔÇ£What?! ThatÔÇÖs a sin against nature!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said.

    ÔÇ£WeÔÇÖre here,ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon said, walking up.

    ÔÇ£YouÔÇÖre running the show?ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders said.

    Yes. Wait it that what youre entering? he asked.

    ÔÇ£Yeah,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said.

    ÔÇ£Hmm..yes.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Blavjhs, Blahjdbs, blahdggs, bshdhs!ÔÇØ Green splatterd on Mr. Salmon.

    ÔÇ£Oh dear,ÔÇØ Marmaduke said.

    ÔÇ£HA HA!ÔÇØ Ms. Flounders screamed. She started laughing and fell down in laughter.

    ~ ~ ~

    ÔÇ£Okay. Hello everybody. IÔÇÖm your host, Barmie Binkle. The judges are Simon Fishface, Paula Bobfish, and Randy Jackfish. So letÔÇÖs begin!ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£This is it!ÔÇØ Mr. Krabs said backstage. His restaurant was transformed into an award show, except it wasnÔÇÖt an awards show.

    ÔÇ£Sheldon Plankton, showing off his handsome shrimp.ÔÇØ

    Plankton strutted across the walkway with his groomed shrimp walking beside him.

    ÔÇ£I loved that! DID YOU LOVE THAT? WOOO!ÔØ Paula said.

    ÔÇ£You know that was tight, dog.ÔÇØ

    Whatthebloodyhellwasthat? Simon said.

    ÔÇ£10!ÔÇØ said Paula.

    ÔÇ£7,ÔÇØ said Randy.

    ÔÇ£1,ÔÇØ Simon said. ÔÇ£Horrible, considering IÔÇÖm a shrimp.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Next, is Mr. Krabs and his seahorse!ÔÇØ

    Mr. Krabs walked down the walkway with Coughdrop throwing up the whole way.

    ÔÇ£0,ÔÇØ Paula said, covered in puke.

    ÔÇ£0, dog! IÔÇÖm sorry,ÔÇØ Randy said.

    ÔÇ£10! YouÔÇÖre someone IÔÇÖm going to remember.ÔÇØ

    Now to announce the winner Mr. Salmon!

    ÔÇ£YES!! YES!!ÔÇØ Mr. Salmon got out a gun and shot it at the air.

    ÔÇ£Jajdfbl, dhskdsh, Hlahdfjuf, Bhsga!ÔÇØ Coughdrop threw up over Mr. Salmon.

    AwwI hate that seahorse. Coughdrop then collapsed, dead.

    ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm a doctor!!ÔÇØ A fish rushed up and soon announced he had died from choking on puke.

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