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view of International Village
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Oh that's an easy one... that's, um...
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I will be returning as showrunner of Squid for Season 3, which will be starting soon. This will be my last time writing for a spin-off, want to go out with a bang.
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SpongeCraft not working. It forced me to update to 1.12 or whatever the new version is and I didn't want to because this always happens. Not sure what to do.
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can someone move this out of davy jone's locker
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(S5E11) Episode 79: Wonder Krabs
Mr. Krabs tries to brainstorm new ideas to get customers to the Krusty Krab when business is lagging. He becomes a superhero and explodes.
(S5E12) Episode 80: Shukokai
Squidward trains in the art of shukokai and becomes a martial arts master. Jim becomes jealous so he quits the Krusty Krab.
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im shook lmao let it die
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Thoughts are with you JCM.
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i died at the down under riff. i would like to remind everyone that i ran this website not too long after I wrote that spin-off, which is more horrifying than anything i wrote.
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Having just finished reading the riffs of Down Under and realizing the iconic status my spin-off holds on this site, I decided to bless you all with the never before seen movie. This is 5,000+ words of complete bullshit that ultimately was never finished and left for future generations to find in the depths of my hard drive. Enjoy.
(plz riff this too)
SpoilerDown Under
Worlds Apart
The Movie
(Camera flies through dark storm clouds and opening credits fly. Camera pans over a darkened beach and black waves lap over the muddy sand. Rain pelts it like steel knives. A building towers over the rest in the city, and the camera zooms in to reveal an entire floor devoted to the internet group)
“70s, somebody said water’s linking in from the roof.”
The main admin looked over, exhausted. The past few days had been a living hell; people swarmed him with questions and he was swamped. It’d finally died down, but the Dramatic Static forum users they’d found in the city were new and needed help. 70s now theorized that it wasn’t just SBC, but most forums on the internet that had been sucked into The Graveyard.
70s, in sweat soaked clothes, slowly cranked his head over to look at the new user. Pingy was a relatively small member of Dramatic Static, featuring short blond curls and a cute, young face.
“Where?” he croaked.
“Over there.” She pointed over at the roof where a long crack fractured the otherwise smooth white ceiling. A curtain of water sprinkled down, pitter pattering on the carpeted floor.
“Clog it with something,” he said and shut his eyes. Pingy’s irritating voice shrieked again. Lord kill me know, 70s thought and got up.
“... and the rain is too hard, so we can’t!”
“Huh?” replied 70s. He walked over to the crack while Pingy blabbered on.
“See! It’s all cracked,” Pingy moaned. “And people are getting wet because the water is spilling everywhere and it’s really annoying and we can’t fix it and we hate it!”
70s rolled his eyes. “Well, we’re not on the top floor so it’s coming from the floor above us. There’s probably a crack up there.” He pointed at terminoob, Wumbology, and Abney. “You three; come with me. Bring towels.”
“Oh, I’ll come too!” Pingy exclaimed.
“No, Pingy, that’s unnecessary,” 70s said, his head throbbing at the thought of more of the girl.
“No, no, really, I should come because I was the one who found it and I also have special powers that can heal things and I think I can...,” she went on and on, words slurring out faster than 70s’ brain could comprehend.
“PINGY!” 70s cried. “No!”
“70s, don’t take that tone with me, I can easily tell terminoob and---”
“UGGH!”
70s raced off to the flight of stairs, terminoob, Wumbology, and Abney following in his wake.
(Altered theme song plays, displaying darkened logo)
Thunder cackled in the distance and lighting ribboned across the jet black sky.
“I can’t take it anymore,” Jelly muttered, shutting her eyes and rocking back and forth.
“What’s wrong?” Pixie asked. The two had become extremely close over the previous month, sharing common interests and discovering comfort in each other.
“I hate thunder,” grimaced Jelly. “Worst goddamn thing in the world.”
“Mm,” Pixie grunted and placed a warm hand on Jelly’s arm. “It’ll be alright. Everything’ll turn out alright.”
~~~
“Jesus, it’s so fucking dark,” Wumbo muttered.
“Shut up, Eric, I’m still pissed at you.”
“For what?!”
“What do you think?” 70s whirled on him. “You tried giving me and Nick up. AND FOR WHAT?
“My family, Calvin,” Wumbo spoke calmly. “You should understand, you have Sara and your kids.”
“You trusted them. You trusted those psychos. Why in the hell would you trust them?”
Wumbo looked at him and there was an awkward silence.
“Can we... er... fix the leak now?” Abney asked.
70s looked past Wumbo at Abney and terminoob.
“Yeah. Of course.” As they began walking, a loud series of bangs above them made them stop in their footsteps. The lights that were attached to the wall suddenly dimmed and a new installment of clanks echoed throughout the hallway.
“Anybody bring a flashlight?”
“No!” terminoob rasped. “Why would we bring one? There’s light downstairs so I’d assume there’d be some up here.”
“Hm.” 70s stared up at the staircase. It was one of those kinds that spiraled around in sort of a square where it went flight of stairs, landing, flight of stairs, landing.
“C’mon, I want to fix this leak and leave,” whined terminoob. “My feet are hurting.”
No one protested; they all inched up the stairs until they came to the next floor.
~~~
Chatter filled the floor below as Pingy tried using her powers they’d all acquired in Level 1 on the crack in the ceiling. As it heeled, it would open up again and begin to pour out water. Why was it not sewing up!?!
“UGGGHGHHH!” she cried and stalked away, not bothering to try again.
In a corner, a cluster of SBC and SBM users looked out over the main street of the fake city.
“Why is it here?” Negi asked.
“Why are we here?” WWESponge asked. “Nothing makes sense.”“We’ll get out,” mumbled OMJ. “Even if we have to fight our way.”
tvguy laughed. “Fight our way?”
“Well yeah,” replied OMJ. “I mean... we’ve had to fight countless things before and experienced a shitload of weird things. CF and Steel met this guy with knife gloves.”
Steel, who sat with the group, absentmindedly stared past them at Clappy and CF who happily watched a plasma TV that was pinned to the wall. His heart ached.
“Steel?” OMJ said.
“Huh?” he said, reeling back into the present.
“Didn’t you guys see that weird knife guy around Christmas time?”
“Mhmm. With CF.”
~~~
As they entered the floor above their base camp, pure darkness swelled over them. 70s rubbed his hands together and fire engulfed them. The immediate area lit up in the warm glow of his hands.
“Why didn’t you use that in the hall...?” terminoob asked.
“I didn’t want to burn any of you.”
“You’re a dumbass. I dunno why I ever made you an admin.”
“Bitch, bitch, terminoob. Go sulk in the corner, I don’t care.”
He didn’t though; all four continued on, although wearily.
“Alright, so we’ll fix the leak and that’s it, right?” Abney asked.
“Nah, I want to find the sound.”
“You can’t find a sound, 70s,” said terminoob quietly.
“The source of the sound then. There’s something in here, and we need to find it.”
“We don’t NEED to find anything.” 70s didn’t reply.
“You’re so difficult, terminoob, cut the guy a break,” Wumbo said.
“Damn Wumbo, forgot you were there,” said Abney.
“Wish he WASN’T,” terminoob sneered.
There was silence.
“70s, c’mon, let’s find the crack and get out of here!”
No reply.
“70s?”
No reply.
“God dammit, leave it him to go missing. Again,” terminoob said angrily.
~~~
70s wandered around, hands lit up. Something amazing had happened. A wrap of liquid had engulfed him. As he touched it, it repelled in a weird pond effect. He saw a door at the end. The door was marked Level 3.
~~~
“CALVIN!” terminoob screamed.
“HELLO?!”
“Suave, Wumbo, very suave,” said terminoob.
“What?! What’d I do?”
“Well, for one, you screamed ‘Hello’ like an idiot. No, not LIKE one. You are one.”
“terminoob, for once, leave your snarky ass opinions to yourself. I think we’re all tired of hearing them.”
“I think we’re ALL tired of you trading us over, dipshit!” terminoob countered. Just as he finished his sentence, 70s popped out of nowhere, a translucent ripple circling out around him.
“Nice entrance,” Abney said. “That’d make an awesome graphic.”
~~~
(Camera pans over a private jet as it flies through black, stormy clouds. Lighting whips around it)
Doodlebob, in human form, greatly resembled Sean Bean. He plastered his hair against his scalp and sipped his drink. It was just water, but he’d put it in a martini glass so it’d be more “elegant.”
“Stop drinking, Bob,” Percy muttered.
“Calm down, Percy, it’s liquid.” DoodleBob had a heavy English accent above sea.
“Hmm.” Percy seemed to relax a little, resting his head on the white leather head rest on the seat. “Sorry, I’m just---”
“Nervous?” finished DoodleBob. “You should be. This isn’t some game of hide and seek.”
“You don’t think I don’t know that?” Percy leaned forward. DoodleBob said nothing, and Percy leaned back and adjusted his coat. “I know; it’s much more than that. The whole world depends on it.”
DoodleBob laughed heartily.
“You make it seem like it’s some movie!” Bob also adjusted his coat. “Jesus, it’s cold in here.” He snapped at a stewardess. “Hey, turn off the damned AC and put on the heater.”
“Yes, sir,” she said and headed towards the back.
“Cute, ain’t she?” Percy said, gesturing back at the stewardess. He grinned devilishly.
“Don’t be stupid,” DoodleBob said. His eyes went skyward in thought. “I only bang black girls.”
“You’re crude,” Percy laughed and got up. He stretched.
“Anyway, getting this doesn’t depend on the earth’s safety. It depends on who controls the earth, and we definitely don’t want some Catholic group running it,” Doodlebob finished.
“Mm,” Percy grunted. He turned back around at another stewardess. “Hey, gimme a back rub.”
~~~
The outline of the plane shuttered as it banked to the right. In the rear of the plane, the four flight attendants all went about their tasks, serving the occupants of the plane. One of them suddenly collapsed against the counter; blood squirted from her nose and splatted on the fake marble countertop. The three others raced to her side, worried and frightened.
“Barra, are you okay?!”
“Barra, Barra, c’mon girl, you can stand up!”
The flight attendant, apparently called Barra, floated in and out of consciousness.
“I... I---,” she started, but a glob of blood shot from her mouth. Two of the attendants screamed while the other looked away.
“Go get the captain, or somebody!” One left and ran past Percy and DoodleBob. She entered into the next room, where Jonathan sat with a book in his hand.
“You’re not supposed to be in here,” he said, peering at her from behind his spectacles.
“One of the stewardesses has fallen ill, sir!” she cried. “We need to get the captain back here.”
“The captain,” he said slowly, “is flying the plane.”
The attendant shuffled in her position and looked both left and right nervously.
“I know, sir, but can’t he put it on auto pilot?! We don’t know what to do.”
“Get out,” Jonathan said and resumed reading his book.
~~~
(Outside of plane. We hear the thrumming hum of the enormous engines. Yellow light filters out of the row of oval windows on the sides of the plane)
“One of them wouldn’t let me through,” the attendant reported indignantly, returning.
“Go get the captain!” said the other servant. “She’s dying!”
Barra was now on the floor, another worker next to her, gently coaxing.
“What’s wrong with her?” she asked wearily.
“Just go, Haley!”
Haley turned around and sprinted past Doodlebob and Percy and back into the room. However, instead of blowing past Jonathan as they’d planned, an iron pan hit her in the face and she fell, unconscious before she hit the floor.
~~~
They’d heard the bang from the back room.
“What was that?”~~~
In the cockpit, the pilot cried. He wasn’t supposed to be here; he’d been about to fly a commercial jet from LAX to Tokyo, and two men had taken him into a bathroom stall and he’d woken up here. Now an ugly looking man sat outside, making sure he didn’t try to do anything.
I’ll crash the plane, he thought. He’d BEEN considering the thought; he had no clue what would happen if he took it where they were wanting him to take it. He’d tried to take it off course to another airport base, but the man outside was somehow monitoring his activities because right when he’d tried to turn left he’d bursted in and beaten him several times.
~~~
Barra was now screaming. Blood soaked her uniform.
Outside in their same chairs, DoodleBob laughed.
“The first one is dying,” he chuckled.
“What about the other three? How do we kill them? They CANNOT see anything.”
“I know that. Jonathan just got one, the brave one that just ran past.”
“Good,” he nodded. “Bob, once we get it, I honestly don’t know where we’ll go from there.”“The Doodles I have on the plane are only a fraction of what I have. They’ll storm the planet and we’ll take control. It sounds simple, but it’s not. There are people who will rebel, even if they don’t realize it yet. Like the forums group we accidentally sucked down here. That was the worst mistake we’ve made yet.” DoodleBob suddenly stiffened up against his chair as the plane shook violently. His water in a martini glass spilled over and the liquid spilled onto the carpet.
Once the plane straightened out, Percy got up and tried to open the door to the next compartment.
“JONATHAN!” he hollered. “Open the fucking door!”
“Hold on, lemme move the body!” There was the sound of something dragging on the floor and the door slid open. On the floor was the stewardess, a bloody fracture in her skull.
“Damn, how’d you know she was coming?”
“It’s instinct. I didn’t let her through, but she needs to get her friend help. It’s natural that she’d try again. Unfortunately for her, she thinks she’s safe on this plane.” Jonathan laughed.
“Good work,” said Percy, and chuckled victoriously. His laugh faded quickly, or didn’t fade at all but simply dropped from his face instantly, and Percy pointed at the door. “What the hell happened?”
“The bastard’s trying to crash the plane.” Jonathan showed him a touchscreen computer than was hidden in the pages of his novel. One half of the screen showed live feed of the cockpit, showing the weeping captain and the controls, and another showed all of the panels and buttons and wheel. “He purposely did a nosedive and pulled out of it.”
“Why haven’t you gone in?”
“No reason. We’re still on course, just lost altitude.”
A final shriek pierced the air.
“Fuck it, I’m going to go kill them right now.”
~~~
“She’s dead,” one of the remaining attendants said, feeling the bloody neck of their fallen comrade. “No pulse.”
The other attendant who was a gorgeous red head was crying, peeling her hair back out of her face.
As Percy slowly approached, he muttered, “Showtime...” He pulled a switchblade out of his pocket and also pulled the hair out of his face.
“Where’d Haley go?” the crying attendant asked.
“I dunno,” the one holding the dead Barra replied worriedly. “She should’ve been back by now.”
“What’s happening?” A new wave of fresh tears drenched the redhead’s face. “How’d she die? Where’s Haley?”
“Haley’s dead,” and Percy swooped in and slit both girls’ throats.
~~~
“It’s a secret way to get into Level 3,” 70s said. “I think that’s why this whole citys here; to hide a special way to get up there. I mean... imagine how hard it would be to find a way to get all the way up to the trapdoor at the roof.”
“Yeah, I believe you,” Abney said. “When should we leave?”
“Woah, we’re going to leave? We’re perfectly safe right here,” said Wumbo.
“Eric... we need to get home,” 70s said. “We can’t stay here forever. I know there’s a lot of bad things we’ve encountered here, but it makes more sense to get AWAY from them than to wait for them to come and get us, and we already know that the SDS are on their way.”
The four reentered their main floor and Pingy instantly greeted them. On the inside, 70s wanted to wrap duct tape around her mouth and hang her on the outside of the building for an hour or so.
“70s! The crack isn’t fixed, and it’s---”
“Shit, we forgot to do the thing we went up there in the first place to do,” Wumbo mumbled.
“Way to go guys!” terminoob said. “Swell work! Really, you’ve outdone yourself.”
“Doesn’t matter,” 70s said. He stepped up and announced to everyone:
“Hi, everyone. I know we just got here again, but I found a way to Level 3, which brings us a whole lot closer away from here and to our families and our lives. So... let’s pack up as soon as a possible, okay?”
Everybody cheered at the new news. They were a whole lot more enthusiastic to move now than when 70s had pieced together a few things and made them move into the city.
~~~
Oh, thank God! A city, a city! The pilot was ecstatic. They were pulling in over a metropolis.
Wait... what the hell?!
They cruised over it, and he noticed there weren’t any cars... or any people.
No, it’s raining. Everyone will be inside!
But not everyone... it’s a metropolis... not everyone just happens to stay inside.
As his brain bickered with itself, he saw a towering skyscraper about ten miles away. Quickly, he got up and locked the door. Outside, Jonathan saw was happening on camera and got up to try and prevent it. As he tried to open the door, he heard the click! of the lock and began to bang on the door.
Inside, the pilot sat back down and headed towards the building. He cried as they inched closer.
~~~
“WE NEED TO GO, WE NEED TO GO!” Jonathan came yelping to DoodleBob and Percy, who was just returning and cleaning his knife off.
“Huh?” Bob said.
“He’s going to crash the plane! C’mon! Get the parachutes!”
“What? Just go in and---”
“STOP ASKING QUESTIONS! GET THE FUCKING PARACHUTES OUT!”
~~~
Five miles.
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“Thank God,” Jelly said.
“See, I told you things would work out!” Pixie said happily as they packed up their tents. “I bet you it’ll be sunny in the next level!”
~~~
The three had just finished putting on parachutes and were now scooping dozens of Doodles into their arms.
~~~
Two miles. The pilot sat straight and gazed at the tower. He could faintly make out people on one floor...
Oh no...
~~~
“What do we do with Zoey and Jacob?” tvguy asked 70s.
“What do you mean?”
“With like the stone and goblet. I mean... are they really like... y’know... the Holy Grail and Philosopher’s Stone?”
“I dunno. I guess we just turn them in to a museum or something.”
~~~
The three jumped out of the plane and plummeted down towards the city, the small Doodles all in their arms.
~~~
One mile
“No,” the pilot murmered. “No...”
It was too late. He banked downward and the entire plane swirled to the right. The engines whined in protest. It crashed into the side of the building in a mushroom of bright red smoke.
~~~
One Moment Before
“Yeah, so then I was like, ‘No way, they wouldn’t kick her off!” SG was saying to DP1, Rebarcena, and Kinda.
“Yeah, I know!” Rebarcena said. “She’s an awesome singer!”
“Wait, I’m sorry, are we talking about The Voice or American Idol?” DP1 asked and they all laughed.
“It’s American---”
A loud, high-pitched hum filled the air followed by a loud crunch and explosion. Fire and smoke enveloped the outside the building and red cast all over them. The windows, however, held up and they were kept safe.
There were no screams; only silence. The building shook ever so slightly, but there was an obvious vibration of (the engine) of unknown origin. A few minutes later, there was another explosion as (the engine) something blew.
“Thank God the portal is above us, and not below us,” Storytime said.
“Alright, let’s go,” 70s said. They all slowly followed him, all taking their time taking it what had happened. No one needed to say it; they all realized what had happened had been a plane crash.
~~~
“They’ll be so surprised,” The Mastermind muttered.
“Shut up!” said Redman. “I think I hear them coming.”
~~~
70s opened the door to the next floor and lit up his hands so that they could see.
Two blasts of red and black greeted them. The crowd behind him screamed and parted as the jets passed between them.
“Hey, ya little rats!”
Wumbo made his way through the crowd and powers were whipped out and used. Soon enough, the room was filled with jets of energy. Water sloshed on the floor, the floor cracked, dirt fell from nowhere, and the building was constantly swayed.
Redman and Daniel made up for their lack of people; they fought like fifty instead of just one.
“Call them, Daniel,” Redman mumbled.
“LET’S GO!” Out of the blackness came the towering Whaleblubber and hundreds of little ugly mollusks brandishing swords. With a cry for battle, the group and Red and Black clashed, the skyscraper they were in crumbling under the battle.
In one corner, Ex, Wumbology, and Deli all fought ferociously against Redman who didn’t even break a sweat.
“Aren’t you little bitches getting tired?” Redman sneered.
Wumo roared and the floor under Redman exploded in a flurry of wood, carpet, and iron. Ex and Deli both advanced around him and poles of orange surround Redman. He rolled to the side and Ex ran towards him, water streaming from his hands.
He raised them up and slammed them back down, a tidal wave crashing against Redman. The wall of water sent Redman against the wall, the wall giving way, and Redman falling down towards the streets.
~~~
As Redman fell, Doodles crowded underneath him with Percy, Jonathan, and DoodleBob racing after them. Redman crashed on the spongey Doodles and plopped down onto the ground.
He clambered to his feet just as a blur of blue whizzed past his head. The three were running towards him, each throwing different colors jets at him.
“Son of a bitch...”
Redman roared and waved his hands outward; a huge wall of red expanded out towards them. The trio took to the sky in black wisps.
~~~
Snap, crackle, and pops were the common sound in the building. They’d pushed higher and higher to the top most floors of the building, as the fire from the plane was spreading quickly. Most of them were on the top floor, rain pelting them, lighting streaking across the sky, brights bursts of color everywhere, and black wisps now circling and shooting down on them.
~~~
The Admiral drunkenly stumbled across the beach, a bottle of whiskey in one hand and the other digging for gold.
“There once was farmer who lived a rock, he sat down and looked at some girls just shaking his---” he sang when he spotted a boat out in the water. “IS THAT A BOAT?!”
The boat got closer and he made out a shape; a human and... what the hell was that?
The small vessel pulled up and the human form of Spongebob walked briskly towards him. It was an ugly site; big googly eyes, a long nose, and enormous dry holes. It was repulsive.
“Who’re you?” Kyle asked.
“I’m Darren, thank you very much. Who tha fuck are yoooouuu!?”
Kyle glanced at Spongebob and he nodded. Kyle pulled out a gun and shot The Admiral dead.
~~~
(“Dramatic Piano” plays [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVBOgBUuABM])
70s, tvguy, Jelly, Fa, Deli, Ex, OMJ, Cartoon, and sbs1fan all fought side by side and the continuous mollusks slashed at them. The skyscraper was shaking badly now, but none had time to think about that.
Jelly and Fa moved towards to the sides of the mollusks.
“70S! GO!” 70s unleashed a gulf of fire than burnt the little runts to crisps. As a new fleet moved in to replace the dead ones, Jelly and Fa both killed them with forceful walls of water. Suddenly, the building lurched to the left and everyone, even Bob Ball and The Mastermind and the mollusks, all began scrambling as the building tipped over.
“Go, inside!” 70s and the forum group all threw themselves against the side of building, jumping from the top roof of the structure. The glass shattered and they rolled inside the slanted building. Now they had a new problem, and it was greeted with screams. They were now falling sideways, towards the windows beneath them.
“GRAB! GRAB!”
“70S, NOW’S NOT THE TIME FOR SEX!”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
“JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD!”
“NOT WHEN WE’RE FALLING!”
Several of them clasped on to columns and other various desks and resources in the building, but others went straight through the glass.
~~~
The Doodles came out on the other side, having not found a stairway, only elevators.
(FLASHBACK TO ELEVATORS
One doodle leans up nervously to press button. It dings and the doors open; the Doodles scream and run around in panic and fear, several bumping into each other)
They were flattened once again as more people fell on their soft bodies.
~~~
Suspended over the ground in the building that lay sideways atop another building, the members that had clung to the pillars that support the building now began to use all the upper body strength they had to wriggle up onto the smooth surface of the columns.
“Jesus!” Ex cried. “Whoever knocked the damn building over is going to get their fucking asses kicked hard.”
“Ex, cool it,” 70s coughed.
“COOL IT?! Dude, these guys are the guys that hate us for like no reason?!”
“They have one reason. Or at least one legit reason; they want the grail and stone.” 70s stood up and balance on the sideways column.
“What’s the other reason?” Ex asked as he and the rest of the group did the same.
“They just like messing with us,” and 70s jumped from the pillar back-first.
The remaining stared in horror until he landed softly on the Doodles. Following this, they all did the same, twelve human bodies falling and shooting through the glass.
~~~
Where the hell did these assholes come from?!
Redman fought vigorously against the three flying wisps; blue blurs of electricity from them, red blurs of electricity bolts from him. One of the red blurs hit one of them, sending the wisp crashing against a brick building. The impact sent a flurry of bricks and concrete spraying outward, of which the other two wisps dodged.
“How do you like that?!”
(Camera pans around, as the wisps in the air constantly throw bolts of blue electricity at an alarmingly rate as Redman does the same with red bolts. A slow transparent bubble of buzzing lighting soon forms around them. Cracks begin to appear around them in the concrete. There is a loud cry of stress and the street gives way, sending them to an underground cavern)
~~~
Soon enough, their battle retook to the streets. Everyone was fighting in the streets now, with the black wisps flying all around blasting down at them.
“Okay, listen to me, Zoey,” 70s was saying as he sent a burst of fire that impaled a line of mollusks. “There’s something in your backpack that we can’t let them get.”
“Stop talking to me like I’m in third grade. I get it,” Zoey retorted.
A Doodle jumped at them and instead of 70s flaming it, Zoey raised her hand and the thing choked, contracted, and fell on the floor, dead.
“Shit, you take my breath away,” said 70s and chuckled. “Literally.”
Zoey shrugged.
“Where should I go hide?” she asked.
“Anywhere...,” he paused and thought for a moment. “Oh shit...”
“What?”
“The portal, to the next round... it’s either destroyed or it’s still around but sideways.” 70s bit his lip. “Mmkay, go to the building we were just in. Go the floor above our base camp and---”
“Dude, wouldn’t it be on fire?”
70s cursed and waved his hands to ward off a pack of angry Doodles. The waves of fire not only hit the doodles but banged into sides of buildings along the sidelines of the street, sending a sandstorm of glass over everybody.
The battle momentarily stopped as everyone looked to see what had happened, but quickly resumed with fiery explosions, water, ground uplifting, et cetera.
~~~
Zoey didn’t see him. Creeping ever so slightly behind her. He cupped his gloved hand over her mouth and dragged her into an alleyway.
~~~
The street lay in ruins. Glass littered the street, resembling a winter wonderland. Fire glowed. Water washed in the streets, the ground uplifted and cracking everywhere. Dead doodles and mollusks littered the ground, along with other deceased members. No one from SBC had been seriously injured or killed but people from SBM and Dramatic Static hadn’t been so lucky. There were only about five SBM users left, and 20 of DSers.
“Where the hell did they all go?”
Wumbology was bleeding on his hip and had a long gash running down his cheek.
“We probably scared them off,” tvguy muttered, staring up at the black sky.
Jelly, Pixie, and Deli attended to an injured user while Webizoid ran up.
“Guys, there’s a girl tied up in the ally over there!” he said.
“Huh?!” 70s cried, although he already had a clue of what had happened. He followed Webby over to the ally. However, he had been wrong.
Tied up against the ally wall was Pingy.
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“No, no, she was smart!” Pingy said. “She took the cup and the golden thing and she dressed me up like her.”
“But HOW, Pingy? She has brunette hair and you have blond!”
“I dunno. Whoever took me just grabbed me then searched the backpack. Then he tied me up. I don’t think they’d pay attention to a detail like that.”
70s thought. It didn’t add up.
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The little bitch.
The man raced after the real Zoey, who was clambering sideways through the building. She was going to get Level 3. She entered the stairwell, which was still ablaze and held her breath. She flew over it and into the room. She shot downward, through a liquified wall, and through a wooden door.
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On 1/9/2017 at 7:15 AM, Dr. WhoBob said:
So impressive. Tho it sucks to see activity of this year kind of dropped, compared to 2015. Here's to 2017.
Interesting that 2016 was above 2011 levels tho. I've always remembered 2011 as the pinnacle of activity here, when evidently that was 2013 lol
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^I hope not. Vimeo is for quality vids, not the trash typical YouTube creators make.
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Here is our Season 1 finale!
Episode 20a - Carp’s Carnival
A traveling carnival stops in New Kelp City and Ray gets a job. He soon notices something strange is going on and consequently launches an investigation with the help of Squidward, Peterpus, and Eellen. Ultimately, it is discovered that Ray is behind the mischief.
Notes - This is the first mystery-themed episode in the series.
Trivia - This episode was first titled “Bedlam’s Circus.”
First Appearances - Bedlam the Clown
Episode 20b - Look At It This Way
Squidward wakes up from a night of hardcore “studying” in a foreign city and cannot recall what has happened. He learns the town is called Deep Sea City and is located in a trench relatively close to PMU. He retraces his steps in order to find out what happened.
Notes - This is the second mystery-themed episode in the series.
Trivia - Squidward is the only character to appear in the present in this series; all other characters appear either via flashbacks or not at all (Wobbegong, Shell, and Daphne are absent from this episode).
First Appearances - Joe the Blowfish, Kat the Carp
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Thanks to all the guest writers we had this season, several of them will return next season, along with a slew of new writers! We return in November for Season 2!
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Episode 17a - Just For the Record
Squidward’s contribution to a record label’s contest causes a stir on campus. Propelled into stardom, Squidward struggles with his newfound success and develops an increasingly unbearable attitude. Eellen, Ray, Peterpus and Daphne formulate a plan to restore the old Squidward.
Notes - References to “A Star is Born” are sprinkled throughout the episode.
Trivia - A picture of Gary is seen in the hallway outside Peterpus and Squidward’s dorm.
Episode 17b - It’s in the Syllabus
Professor Shell comes down with the cold and a ruthless substitute teacher, Mrs. Scales, takes his place. The unusually pleasant Peterpus is even irritated with Scales. The group launches an elaborate plan to frame Scales and get her fired.
Notes - Mrs. Scales is a blowfish, similar in appearance to Mrs. Puff. It’s inferred they are related.
Trivia - Peterpus’s middle name is revealed to be “Charles” in this episode.
First Appearance - Mrs. Hillary Scales
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#GaryJohnson2016
more aligned with Jill Stein's views but given she's on the ballot of only 32/50 states and doesn't seem like she'll be getting into the debates, Johnson (who will be on the ballot in all 50 states and is looking more and more likely to get into the debates) is a choice I can sit with much more contently than either Trump or Hillary. I truly believe he can carry a state in the electoral college this cycle.
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Episode 13a - It Takes a Squid
Hearing that Squidward is failing, Squidward’s overprotective family swarms the campus in an attempt to support him. Driving him absolutely insane, Squidward takes refuge in Peterpus’s dorm where he discovers a seemingly awful secret about Peterpus’s past. Rather than asking Peterpus about it, he and his family launch a massive investigation into it.
Notes - Peterpus is revealed to be a former off-Broadway actor in New Kelp City. Eellen’s phobia is nuts becomes evident.
Trivia - This is Wobbegong’s first absence in the series.
Episode 13b - Suave Squid
Squidward peeps an attractive transfer to PMU named Squidina. Dusting off old moves from his younger days, Squid does everything to court the charming Squidina. A wealthy member of the New Kelp City bourgeoisie, Squidina Mantle refutes all of peasant Squidward’s attempts. Squidward begins to wonder why she doesn’t like him, and so he, Peterpus, and Ray set up a fake date between Peterpus and Squidina. Squidina is immediately smitten with Peterpus’s kindness and Ray points out that Squidward is very unlikeable. Peterpus and Squidina begin dating and Squidward swears off dating forever.
Trivia - This episode marks the first time Squidward acknowledges the fact that he is an overall unpleasant person.
Notes - This is the first episode without Eellen.
First Appearances - Squidina Mantle
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Episode 10a - Squidtastic!
Squidward’s contribution to a record label’s contest causes a stir on campus. Propelled into stardom, Squidward struggles with his newfound success and develops and increasingly unbearable attitude.
Notes - FishTV is an even trashier version of MTV.
Trivia - This features the first time Peterpus gets angry.
Episode 10b - The Daphne Diaries
A drama major, Daphne pens a play and forces her friends to star in it. A tragedy that rips off Romeo and Juliet, “The Daphne Diaries” stars Daphne as a fictionalized version of herself falling for a handsome college student (“Ray will have to do”) of a rival university. Hilarity ensues as the play opens and everything that can go wrong does go wrong.
Notes - Daphne is not discouraged after her play is panned, and continues to plagiarize.
First Appearances - Timothy Scallop, Theater Critic with the New Kelp Times
Trivia - On Daphne’s open night, Fred Rechid can be seen in the audience, the first time a background fish from the SpongeBob SquarePants series crosses over into Squid.
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And with that, Squid wraps up the first half of this season. We return on August 9.
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Math class in 7th grade. Absolutely awful. Teacher was ass, constantly got in trouble, and greatly disliked math.
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24 minutes ago, teenj12 said:
TEAM SPONGEBOB
Six years ago on this date, Team SpongeBob premiered for the first time. Here we are six years later. As a commemoration, the Season 8 finale of the series has been posted
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This has to be the longest continually run spin-off on either TV.com or SBC, right? has there been any longer??
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Squid has several more guest writers slated. We'll continue through Episode 10 on August 2, go on a week break, and then conclude the second half of the season on August 27.
After that, I don't know what will happen to the show.
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SpongeBob "Hooky" Jimmy Neutron interruption from 2001
in Bikini Bottom
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i saw this on twitter haha i was dying