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    Manga

    in Goo Lagoon

    Posted

    I love manga. This is what I've read so far:

     

    • Cowboy Bebop (first two volumes)
    • Dragon Ball (started with Ch. 195 since that's where Z starts)
    • InuYasha (first 3 volumes - flipped :()

    Also have read some Weekly Shonen Jump manga (mostly the Jump Starts)

     

    I need to buy Sailor Moon's manga one of these days (big shock right).

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    Skodwarde

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    And now, for the lost episode, 168B! However, here's a twist: jjs and I co-wrote this episode via Google Docs! Hope you enjoy!

     

    168b. Matt Keezer and the Porn Fiasco!

     

    One day, Patrick takes a walk into the Krusty Krab in a fancy ass suit and he asks where he can get some fine ass food and bitches to eat out. Skodwarde appears out of thin air and tells him that the place he seeks these two cravings is located none other than at the Krusty Krab (big shock right)! Then, out of nowhere, Mr. Krabs (with his big fat “krab kock” hanging out) appears in a orgasm-enticing leotard. SpongeBob then comes in free falling from a waterfall of cum, with Skodwarde by his side, riding and raping a dolphin at the same time. Skodwarde holds up a magical plate containing some fine Krabby Patties and bitches, and Patrick eats them out. SpongeBob is then seen with Mr. Krabs in front of a storyboard panel for the commercial (mindfuck). Mr. Krabs says he has three problems with it. One, the bitches aren’t slutty enough. Two, where did the dolphin come from? And three, why the hell is he wearing a leotard? Mr. Krabs then rips up the storyboard, stating that he needs his “masterpiece.” Mr. Krabs then begins to sigh a lot as if he is about to orgasm, and the sighing starts to annoy the fuck out of Skodwarde. After 5 straight minutes of listening to his orgasm-sounding sighs, Skodwarde decides to listen to Mr. Krabs’ problem (but Skodwarde still doesn’t give a shit like a boss).

     

    After hearing Mr. K go on about the leotard and the bitches shit, Skodwarde notices a rather erotic-inducing man jizzing on a pile of Krabby Patties. The man ends up eating the Krabby Patties and vomits off-screen (high art). After the gross incident, the man asks one of the bitches from the commercial to jizz on his plate. The man finishes whatever the fuck he was doing and leaves his mess on a plate. Skodwarde thinks whoever the hell this was must have been stoned out of their mind, so he goes to throw the pile of shit away, when he stops and orgasms. He recognizes the pornographic artistic style from famed Pornhub.com creator Matt Keezer! Skodwarde thinks he has given birth...TO ART!

     

    People from all over Bikini Bottom hear this and instantaneously crowd Skodwarde, wishing to purchase Mr. Keezer’s delightful mess. Mr. Krabs sees this as an opportunity to make some big bucks and steals the masterpiece out of Skodwarde’s hands. Chaos then ensues as everyone bitches on who owns the god damn thing. Suddenly, Fuckfel Dickbridge, a famed porn evaluator, comes in and says nobody will be touching that work of art. He labels it as a national treasure, meaning nobody owns the dope work. Mr. Dickbridge forces Krabs to allow patrons to view the...thing for free in his established place of eating. Krabs agrees, but only under the condition that customers buy 2 Krabby Patties at full price and the females must give him blowjobs free of charge.

     

    However, this is a Season 8 episode, so guess who is watching? Charlie Sheen? Ha, I wish! Plankton is spying on the Krusty Krab as usual, and sees the beautiful…thing. He wonders why everyone is orgasming over a pile of shit. Plankton decides he will reverse-engine the formula or some shit by stealing the work. So, in the blink of an eye (no pun intended), he steals it, and the po-po (ft. Funky Cops) are hot on his trail (Scooby-Doo style), as Plankton gets away on a small...unicycle. Well, gotta start somewhere. Plankton wonders why the cops are chasing him, and wonders if the cops are racist against plankton now. He gives them the middle finger, as they continue chasing him Grand Theft Auto style. Their chase takes them to a movie theater where teenage girls are orgasming over 50 Shades of Grey, to a porn store, and all the way to a space station. I don’t know how that works, I really don’t.

     

    At night, Plankton knocks on Patrick’s rock, but only receives a loud moaning, as the pink tub of fat is masturbating to the Playboy Channel. Plankton moves onto SpongeBob’s house, breaking in and holding them hostage...WITH A SPOON! He asks why the fuck the cops are on his trail, and asks if it has to do with his drug st-I mean, he asks if what he has actually has drugs in it. SpongeBob explains what he has is a priceless work of pornographic art. He then decides to sell it on the black market, and forces SpongeBob and Gary to be his partners in crime for when the po-po show. The pink tub of fat then shows up out of nowhere, yelling at all three of them for not letting Patrick concentrate on pleasuring himself. He is seen eating something, which...turns out to be Keezer’s priceless masterpiece (facepalm). Plankton says Patrick will be an accomplice too, when suddenly the police and Skodwarde bust down the door and charge into the house. The police, confused as fuck, end up arresting Plankton and Skodwarde until they figure out the meaning of life. Gary, SpongeBob, and Patrick are let off the hook, thanks to Cheapy McCheapSkate. Since the art is now in Patrick’s big fat stomach, Mr. Krabs decides to show him off as an attraction at the Krusty Krab, using an x-ray to show the art inside of his stomach. Keezer begins to cry, saying he will never fuck again, and begins to destroy his porn equipment. Skodwarde is also still in jail with Plankton, oh well. But don’t worry, they’ll be out next time, because this show just loves continuity.

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    OFFICIAL SPONGECRAFT RELEASE

    in Krabby Land

    Posted

    I'm not sure how to do this with Norton or any other antivirus but if you have avast (and Windows, although it should pretty much be the same for any), do this in order to be able to install and play SpongeCraft with no worries:

     

    1. Open Avast
    2. Navigate to Settings ---> Active Protection
    3. Turn off Web Shield and File System Shield for whatever time
    4. Close out Avast
    5. Go to SpongeCraft installation page and install
    6. Right-click SpongeCraft icon on Desktop
    7. Go to Properties
    8. Copy whatever is in the Target box
    9. Open Avast again
    10. Navigate to Settings ---> General
    11. Scroll down to Exclusions
    12. Paste what you copied earlier into the box shown
    13. Click Add and then OK
    14. Repeat steps 10-11 to make sure the exclusion was added.
    15. There, now you should be able to play with no worries!
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    Smiley french fries

    in Goo Lagoon

    Posted

    I'm pretty sure these can be found just about in any grocery store. 

     

    In addition to having these in school, they shockingly had these at Buffalo Wild Wings for a while with their kids meals - dipping them in their ranch sauce was mmmm.

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