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Chicken Fries. That'll be all.
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Drugs covered with chocolate.
Spoilerjk
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New episode time:
171A. Karen 2: Electric Boogaloo
One day at the Cum Bucket, Plankton was gettin' it on with his computer-wife, when a thought popped into his head. Why the fuck am I fucking a computer? But he let that pass away as he decided Karen was no longer pleasuring him. He decided to BUILD A NEW KAREN!
This beast would be cleverly called...KAREN 2! (it's so creative I can hardly contain my excitement!)
So, as you can expect, Karen got super pissed off and taped herself into a box (with a little duck tape for extra measure) and shipped her off to fellow rival Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab.
However, when SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs turn her on after finding her in the middle of nowhere, she starts bawling her eyes out with digital tears. Pissed off that his computer won't shut the fuck up, Mr. Krabs takes a grenade and shoves it into Karen's cpu, literally blowing her brains out...
Unfortunately for us, that was only a
wetdream.In reality, the next day Plankton comes into the Krusty Krab with his shiny new Karen 2, just to brag the fuck out of her. However, Plankton notices something different. Could it be Skodwarde reading the Mein Kampf? No, he always does that...Could it be the walls oozing green slime...okay what the fuck am I going on about?
NO...IT WAS KAREN AIDING THE ENEMY! Plankton immediately orders Karen 2 to brawl Karen 1 TO THE DEATH!
Things take a turn for the worse as Skodwarde is forced by chains to be the referee for a BUDOKAI TENKAICHI SHOWDOWN!
All in all, Karen 1 wins, yay.
And in other news, it has become clear that CNF has completely bullshitted this episode just to get it over with, but hey, it's Skodwarde, so it all works out in the end, doesn't it?
THE END.
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New episode as promised:
The Archives of CNF1
Episode 23 - Break A Leg!
CNF1: Hello, my friends.
CNF1: Tonight, we honor a fallen. He has unfortunately, as you could say, broke a leg in the literal sense.
CNF1: We are here to bring a little bit of memorabilia to light.
CNF1: Enjoy.
Break A Leg!
Episode 402 - Getting Along
Break A Leg!
Season 4 Episode List
1. Honeymoon Hawaii
2. Getting Along
3. Fred Rechid, You're Fired! (Part 1)
4. Fred Rechid, You're...Hired? (Part 2)
5. TBD
6. TBD
7. TBD
8. TBD
9. TBD
10. TBD
11. TBD
12. TBD
13. TBD
14. TBD
15. TBD
16. TBD
17. TBD
18. In Search of Juicy: Part 1
19. Dear Lord Not Again (Dog Boy and Mr. Poo in Deja Vu?)
20. In Search of Juicy: Part 2
CNF1: And that is all for now.
CNF1: Goodnight.
THE END
FADE TO BLACK
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SPIN-OFF AND LITS NEWS FROM ME:
- Break A Leg! - Sorry fans, this has been cancelled. A more detailed explanation can be found in the thread, now in the Davy Jone's Locker area. Also, check that out for a never-before-seen episode from Season 4 (the now scrapped season)! Speaking of BAL...
- The Archives of CNF1 - a brand new Break A Leg! themed episode will debut soon!
- Skodwarde - a new episode written by yours truly will be up sometime today as well!
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Alright folks, it's been almost two years since a new episode of this premiered. Unfortunately, I don't really feel like writing anymore of this. It was fun back in 2013, but now it's just tedious and feels like a chore. For that reason, I have decided to cancel this.
However, I have one brand new thing to share before it's done for good. A long time ago, I wrote the 1st episode of Season 4 for OMJ (I think?), as he purchased it from my Glove World store. It has not been seen by the public...until now:
Break A Leg!
Episode 401 - Honeymoon Hawaii
In our season premiere, Fred and Selena head off to their honeymoon in glorious Hawaii at the Luxury Resort. Rick and Destiny head off to a honeymoon at a BBW wrestling match (BBW stands for Bikini Bottom Wrestling btw). Which leaves Monroe and Tommy all alone in New Kelp City at the little home of the Rechid residence. Seeing this as a perfect oppertunity to do things they normally wouldn't be able to do, Monroe and Tommy head to a Casino with fake IDs to disguise their identity. While there, they gamble and start hitting up on some hot chicks who surprisingly play along(who knew they were such charmers eh?). Back in Hawaii, Fred and Selena are just chilling out at their hotel and doing other...things... 2 days after arriving, the whole resort goes down in flames. Fred and Selena then hop on a plane back home, notifying Monroe and Tommy(who are still at the casino). Monroe and Tommy then run back to their place, just as Fred and Selena are pulling into the house. Back all the way in Bikini Bottom, Rick and Destiny are rumbling it out with their new-born Tom, and even joining in a match or two. (Great parents aren't they?).
And that's all folks! Thanks to those of you who did read this, and I have a few other Break A Leg! goodies to share on The Archives of CNF1, with that episode coming up shortly!
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CNF-kun can't play.
There better be some Doragon Boru Zetto and Bishoujo Senshi Sera Mun questions.
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Hey Fa, nice to have you back! Not sure if you remember me, but I think we've chatted on xat before.
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Actually, the CAH system can skip someone if they take too long, that is if the host activates said option.
True, but not sure why he's saying we'll just now have this when we've kinda had that all along.
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Go Drasticals Go!
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Now this is even better! One thing is we'll have a timer so we won't have to wait an eternity for someone to take their turn. Plus, it's a funnier game.
*reads first post again*
Yeah, not sure where you're getting that. It's still being run on the same software we've always had it on, to my knowledge. You'll still be waiting an eternity if someone doesn't take their turn.
Oh, and I'm in.
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Sorry guys for the small delay! Tried my best, but I'm here! Anywho, tonight's game choice shall be...
SpoilerBARTENDER!Get to playing guys!
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Know some spanish, but hate it. Dropped after Spanish 2.
Thinking about learning some Japanese over the summer...
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Anyone hear about Netflix's plans to reboot Inspector Gadget?
Not Netflix exactly. This is actually the work of DHX Media, who now owns the DIC library (the people who made the original 80s cartoon). Netflix is merely the people who picked it up for streaming.
Now what does puzzle me is the fact that this was announced to come to CN a while back. Did these plans get abandoned or will there possibly be a CN/Boomerang TV premiere following the Netflix debut?
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So, considering we haven't gotten anything off the ground in over a year and Mike keeps disappearing...
I believe it is time to let this ship sail. I have no interest in it anymore, and Mike likely doesn't have much either. If he ever comes back, I will probably tell him about this. Of course, since it's his creation, he can still decide if he wants more, but since he's not here, I guess I'm the deciding man in this.
R.I.P. CAS
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Come on Drasticals!
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Nah, that's too much work considering that you see the episode in three weeks anyway.
We actually have no clue if it'll air then. March 29th's 7pm slot has a 1/2 hour Harvey Beaks premiere now, and March 28th's after KCA slot is also Harvey Beaks for 15 minutes.
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Hmm, I wonder who that person with the Sailor Mercury skin is?
Anywho, I sadly cannot participate tonight, so make me proud Drasticals!
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is it possible to change in English version of this tittle card?
SOF we've had that for months now: http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/File:Yeti_krabs.png
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Number 6 FUCK YEAH
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I think I remember seeing The Wonder Girls at some point during commercial breaks or w/e - man that was a while ago. Well, I guess we'll have to wait and see. Nick has been getting a bit better in keeping their shows for more than one season (at least on the live-action side - mostly cause they're desperate).
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Count me in.
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I never played it. Don't do this trend shit.
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