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    Ask this llama some questions and eat a bowl of nails with milk because you love that extra calcium<3!

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    Nick and Maya run the Pasta Shop of nightmares

     

    Phoenix wright is so sick of running of the cash register at this empty pasta shop that he got roped into working at. He was investigating the case of his childhood crush getting accused of some murder on a boat and in doing so, ended up working at this empty noddle shop with Maya, who was stirring endlessly.

    “How in the world did we get into this Maya?” Phoenix asked. “I just wanted to save my boyf- I mean, Edgeworth.”

    Maya cried a small tear internally as she heard this, knowing her dreams of monogamy were dead. “We were just trying to find out the truth, and here we are. Could this get any worse?”

    Suddenly in walked Manfred Von Karma, the motherfucker who was prosecuting his student Edgeworth. Everyone knew he was shady in several different ways. “Aww man, what’s he doing here?” They said in unison. Then he floated over to the cash register because the games make it look like teleportation, so it’ll hold serve in this story. Anyhow he wagged his finger senselessly and floated past Phoenix to The Old Man who trapped the kids in this situation.

     

    “Did you destory the letter implicating u- I mean the secret grocery list?” Von Karma asked him.

     

    “NO I”M HOLDING IT RIGHT HERE FOR EVERYONE HERE TO SEE!!!!!! ALSO I’M YANNI YOGI, THE MURDERER!” He yelled randomly.

     

    “You fucking dipshit!” Von Karma screamed. He then banged his head against the wall so many times he spontaneously combusted because he’s a loser and doesn’t deserve a proper death and Yanni Yogi just passed out from exhaustion from playing the role of a forgetful old man for 15 straight years caught up to him. Maya and Phoenix just stand confused.

    “Umm, wanna go get burgers?” Maya asks.

     

    “Sure.” Phoenix says. Pearl then shows up out of the blue. “Sup?”

     

    “Pearls, how did you know the train path to get here?” Phoenix asks.

     

    “What in the name of Mia’s breasts is a train?” Pearl asks.


    Everyone then laughs and lives happily ever after.

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