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217b. Man Gay Refurnishes
One day Skodwarde is browsing through the papers when he sees an ad for a service called RentAFiend, a service for lonely scumbags who want a live-in guest they can feel comfortably despicable around for a price. Skodwarde scoffs at the idea, after all, he is his own best company. However, Skodwarde had been planning a trip down to see his occasional male lover Hades in Hell, and he needed a house sitter since Spongebob and Patrick had been breaking in and stealing his bras. He called the number and in a matter of hours the evil villain Man Ray was at his doorstep. Skodwarde let him in, but was getting ready to leave. Man Ray unpacked and undressed, starting to feel at home. When Skodwarde saw Man Ray's tight dad bod (a body so powerful it inspired lewd comments from lesbian SBC women), he cancelled on Hades immediately, and the two began a hot and steamy bicurious fuck week. Skodwarde was feeling a great connection he'd never had with anyone, until he started to see Man Ray remodel his precious Nazi decor without his permission. Skodwarde realized there was a level of commitment his blackened selfish heart wanted no part of and knew there was only one way to sabotage his new life without having to pay a huge RentAFiend bill. Skodwarde requests the help of Mermaid Pants and Barnacle Star, convincing them Man Ray is the reason he's HIV Positive. Mermaid Pants and Barnacle Star barge on in to to teach the scoundrel a lesson in sex safety. They wrap him in a giant condom, and he stumbles around smashing all his new furniture. Skodwarde can't look at this disaster any longer, so he uses his God powers to turn Spongebob and Patrick into ice pops. Man Ray bursts out of the condom and Skodwarde tries to explain himself. Man Ray is having none of it though, his mask is already enough suffocating rubber as it is and he's not into breath play.
"THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO BE NORMAL!".The whole experienced has traumatized him on trusting gay/bi squids. With that he hops into his Scuber (haha that joke will never be dated), and rides STRAIGHT to his next destination.
A Straight Pride Parade!
And that's the story of how Man Ray Got His Groove Back!
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September 2019 Day to Day Schedule: (Complete)
September 1st: Big Brother 21 Episode 30. (Complete)
September 2nd: Saw Steven Universe: The Movie On Cartoon Network
September 3rd: DuckTales "What Ever Happened To Donald Duck?!". (Complete)
September 4th: Big Brother 21 Episode 31 and DuckTales "Happy Birthday, Doofus Drake!". (Complete)
September 5th: Big Brother 21 Episode 32 (Double Eviction Night) and DuckTales "A Nightmare on Killmotor Hill!". (Complete)
September 6th: DuckTales "The Golden Armory of Cornelius Coot!", OK K.O.! "Dendy's Video Channel", OK K.O.! Special "Let's Fight to the End", and OK K.O.! Series Finale "Thank You For Watching the Show". (Complete)
September 7th: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends "The One That Didn't Get Away!" and Dragon Ball Super (17's Supposed Death) "The Approaching Wall! Hope Placed In a Final Barrier!". (Complete)
September 8th: Big Brother 21 Episode 33. (Complete)
September 9th: DuckTales "Timephoon!". (Complete)
September 10th: DuckTales "GlomTales!". (Complete)
September 11th: Big Brother 21 Episode 34 and DuckTales "The Richest Duck In the World!". (Complete)
September 12th: Big Brother 21 Episode 35 and DuckTales One Hour Season 2 Finale "Moonvasion!". (Complete)
September 13th: Raven's Home "Disorder in the Court". (Complete)
September 14th: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends "A Recipe For Success!", Spongebob "Mind the Gap/Breakin", and Dragon Ball Super "To the Noble, Proud End! Vegeta Falls!". (Complete)
September 15th: Big Brother 21 Episode 36. (Complete)
September 16th: (Complete Nothingness)
September 17th: (Complete Nothingness)
September 18th: Big Brother 21 Episode 37. (Complete)
September 19th: Big Brother 21 Episode 38. (Complete)
September 20th: Raven's Home "School House Trap". (Complete)
September 21st: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends "Spying For the Big Guy!", Spongebob "Spongebob In RandomLand/Spongebob's Bad Habit", Ben 10 Special "Roundabout", and Dragon Ball Super "Limits Super Surpassed! Extreme Ultra Instinct Mastery!". (Complete)
September 22nd: Big Brother 21 Episode 39 (Penultimate Recap). (Complete)
September 23rd: (Complete Nothingness)
September 24th: Saw Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans Through Digital Purchase
September 25th: Survivor Island of Idols Season 39 Premiere "I Vote You Out and That's It", South Park Season 23 Premiere "Mexican Joker", and Big Brother 21 Finale/Episode 40. (Complete)
September 26th: (Complete Nothingness)
September 27th: Raven's Home "Cali Dreams". (Complete)
September 28th: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends "A Fiery Training Camp Trick!", Spongebob "Squid's On a Bus/The Goofy Newbie", Ben 10 "Cirque-Us", Ben 10 "Forever Road", and Dragon Ball Super "The Greatest Showdown of All Time! The Ultimate Survival Battle!". (Complete)
September 29th: The Simpsons Season 31 Premiere "The Winter of Our Monetized Content" and Family Guy Season 18 Premiere "Yacht Rocky". (Complete)
September 30th: (Complete Nothingness)
Total Premieres For September 2019: 49
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Series Getting Screen-time in August: 12
Infinity Train (Series Premiere/Season Finale Month)
OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes (Venomous Father and Laserblast Reveal/Sonic/Last Dendy and Red Action Focus/Getting Shadowy Month)
Teen Titans Go (Viewers' Bumblebee Decision Month/Season Finale Month)
Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends (League Announcing/Destructor Meeting/Rocket Rap Month)
My Hero Academia (Therapy Brawl/Season Finale Month)
Dragon Ball Super (Dyspo/Gohan/Top Elimination Month)
Spongebob (Plankrabs/Karen's Baby Month)
American Dad (Klaus' Funeral Month)
Talking Dead (Preview Month)
New Looney Tunes (Final Season Premiere Month)
Miraculous Ladybug (Season Premiere Month)
Big Brother 21 (Field Trip Month)
September 2019: 8
Steven Universe
DuckTales
Raven's Home
Ben 10
Survivor
South Park
The Simpsons
Family Guy
October 2019: 1
The Walking Dead
Rest of 2019: 3
Search Party
Total DramaRama
We Bare Bears
2020: 4
Doctor Who
The Amazing Race
Better Call Saul
Amphibia
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Would not have really cared if this became unrecoverable lost media
Florpus is the only Nicktoon thing that needed attention this year
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*pets Gary* That's a good boy, yes you are
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What were you looking confused towards?
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Does your life feel like one long Whodunnit?
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August 2019 Day to Day Schedule: (Complete)
August 1st: Big Brother 21 Episode 17, Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 Premiere "Chameleon", Miraculous Ladybug "Animaestro", Miraculous Ladybug "Bakerix", Miraculous Ladybug "Backwarder", Miraculous Ladybug "Gamer 2.0", Miraculous Ladybug "Weredad", Miraculous Ladybug "Silencer", Miraculous Ladybug "Oni-Chan", Miraculous Ladybug "Miraculer", Miraculous Ladybug "Oblivio", Miraculous Ladybug "Party Crasher", Miraculous Ladybug "Chris Master", and Miraculous Ladybug "The Puppeteer 2". (Complete)
August 2nd: (Complete Nothingness)
August 3rd: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends (Guzma) "The Dealer of Destruction!", My Hero Academia "Deku vs. Kacchan, Part 2", and Dragon Ball Super "With His Pride On the Line! Vegeta's Challenge To Be the Strongest!". (Complete)
August 4th: Big Brother 21 Episode 18 and OK K.O.! "Deep Space Vacation/Let's Meet Sonic". (Complete)
August 5th: American Dad "Enter Stanman", Teen Titans Go "Girls Night In Part 2", and Infinity Train Series Premiere "The Grid Car/The Beach Car". (Complete)
August 6th: Infinity Train "The Corgi Car/The Crystal Car". (Complete)
August 7th: Big Brother 21 Episode 19 and Infinity Train "The Cat's Car/The Unfinished Car". (Complete)
August 8th: Big Brother 21 Episode 20 and Infinity Train "The Chrome Car/The Ball Pit Car". (Complete)
August 9th: Infinity Train Season 1 Finale "The Past Car/The Engine". (Complete)
Saw Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling On Netflix
August 10th: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends "The Secret Princess!", Spongebob "The Krusty Bucket", Spongebob "Karen's Baby", My Hero Academia "A Season For Encounters", and Dragon Ball Super "Body, Soul, and Power Unleashed! Goku and Vegeta! ". (Complete)
August 11th: Big Brother 21 Episode 21 (Field Trip), Talking Dead "Season 10 Preview Special", and OK K.O.! "Big Reveal/Radical Rescue". (Complete)
August 12th: American Dad "No Weddings and a Funeral" and Teen Titans Go "The Great Disaster". (Complete)
August 13th: (Complete Nothingness)
August 14th: Big Brother 21 Episode 22. (Complete)
August 15th: Big Brother 21 Episode 23. (Complete)
August 16th: Saw Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus On Netflix
August 17th: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends "Drawn With the Wind!", My Hero Academia Big 3 Season 3 Finale "Unrivaled", and Dragon Ball Super "A Storm-and-Stress Assault! Gohan's Last Stand!". (Complete)
August 18th: Big Brother 21 Episode 24 and OK K.O.! "Let's Get Shadowy/You're a Good Friend, KO". (Complete)
August 19th: American Dad "Eight Fires" and Teen Titans Go Season 5 Finale "The Viewers Decide". (Complete)
August 20th: (Complete Nothingness)
August 21st: Big Brother 21 Episode 25. (Complete)
August 22nd: Big Brother 21 Episode 26. (Complete)
August 23rd: Saw Dora and the Lost City of Gold At Mall With Brooke
August 24th: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends "Aiming For the Top Floor!" and Dragon Ball Super "Commanding Presence! Advent of Top the Destroyer!".(Complete)
August 25th: Big Brother 21 Episode 27 and OK K.O.! "Red Action 3: Grudgement Day/Carl". (Complete)
August 26th: American Dad "The Hand That Rocks the Rogu". (Complete)
August 27th: (Complete Nothingness)
August 28th: Big Brother 21 Episode 28. (Complete)
August 29th: Big Brother 21 Episode 29, New Looney Tunes Season 3 Premiere "Sir Littlechin and the Giant/The Wrong Brothers", and New Looney Tunes "Weiner Lose/Yankee Doodle Bunny/The Meanie and the Genie/In Cold Fudd/North Pole Position/Papa's Got a Brand New Sam/Lifestyles of the Wealthy and Obnoxious/The Starship Mentalprise/State Fair and Balanced/Pussyfoot Soldier/Quack to the Future/OctoPepe/No Thanks Giving/DarkBat/Yosemite Samson/Puppy's Got Claws/Driving Miss Daffy/Second Fiddle/Point Beak/Cal the Viking/Rhoda's Road House/Claire de Loon/Daffy Duck: Motivational Guru/The Towering Hamsterno/Viktor the Science Swede/Dorlock and the Disorient Express/Regatta de Rabbit/When Irish Eyes Are Swinin'/Bunny Man/Quagmire of Solace/Coyote Under Construction/The Bunny and the Goon/Model T. Fudd/Victory Clasp/Lola Rider/Daredevil Duck/Planet of the Bigfoots: 1 and 2/Cold Medal Wabbit/No Duck Is an Island/My Kingdom for a Duck/Finders Keepers, Losers Sweepers/Daffy Crockpot/Fashion Viktor/Sam the Roughrider/Fool's Gold/Bonjour, DarkBat/Renaissance Fair-Thee-Well/CinderPorker: 1 and 2". (Complete)
August 30th: (Complete Nothingness)
August 31st: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends "A High-Speed Awakening!" and Dragon Ball Super "Surpass Even a God! Vegeta's Sacrifice Strike!".(Complete)
Total Premieres For August 2019: 122
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Series Getting Screen-time in July: 11
OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes (Final Season Premiere Month)
Teen Titans Go (Bumblebee Roommate Month)
Ben 10
Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends (Mainly Meltan Month)
My Hero Academia (End of License Exam Month)
Dragon Ball Super (Piccolo/Android 18 Elimination Month)
American Dad (Stomp Month)
Raven's Home
Amphibia (Season Finale Month)
Big Brother 21 (Camp Comeback Competition Month)
Spongebob (20th Anniversary Special Month)
September 2019: 6
Steven Universe
DuckTales
Survivor
South Park
The Simpsons
Family Guy
October 2019: 2
The Walking Dead/Talking Dead
Rest of 2019: 5
Miraculous Ladybug
New Looney Tunes
Search Party
Total DramaRama
We Bare Bears
2020: 3
Doctor Who
The Amazing Race
Better Call Saul
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I find it a little funny
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Would you like to learn how?
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Why would you have liked to?
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Why were you hosing the party?
You're already underwater
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3 minutes ago, 4EverGreen said:
I never heard of "None", before, can you name any of their hit songs? And more seriously, the answer is, "No".
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July 2019 Day to Day Schedule: (Complete)
July 1st: American Dad (Broadway) "Stompe Le Monde", Raven's Home "Smoky Flow", Amphibia "Lily Pad Thai/Plantar's Last Stand", and Teen Titans Go "Communicate Openly". (Complete)
July 2nd: Big Brother 21 Episode 4 and Amphibia "Toad Tax/Prison Break". (Complete)
July 3rd: Big Brother 21 Episode 5 (Camp Comeback Twist) and Amphibia "Grubhog Day/Hop Pop and Lock". (Complete)
July 4th: Amphibia "Civil Wart/Hop-Popular". (Complete)
July 5th: (Complete Nothingness)
July 6th: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends "Show Me the Metal!", Spongebob "Senior Discount", Spongebob "Broken Alarm", Ben 10 "Big in Japan", Ben 10 "Cyber Slammers", My Hero Academia "Rescue Exercises", and Dragon Ball Super "Accelerating Tragedy: Vanishing Universes". (Complete)
July 7th: Big Brother 21 Episode 6 and OK K.O.! Season 3 Premiere "We Are Heroes/KO, Rad, and Enid!". (Complete)
July 8th: American Dad "Mom Sauce", Raven's Home "Twister, Sister", Amphibia "Croak & Punishment/Trip to the Archives", and Teen Titans Go "Royal Jelly".(Complete)
July 9th: Amphibia "Snow Day/Cracking Mrs. Croaker". (Complete)
July 10th: Big Brother 21 Episode 7 and Amphibia "A Night at the Inn/Wally and Anne". (Complete)
July 11th: Big Brother 21 Episode 8 and Amphibia "Family Fishing Trip/Bizarre Bazaar". (Complete)
July 12th: Spongebob One Hour 20th Anniversary Special "Spongebob's Big Birthday Blowout". (Complete)
July 13th: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends "Got Meltan?, Ben 10 "Big Ben 10/LaGrange Muraille", My Hero Academia "Save the World With Love!", and Dragon Ball Super "Unavoidable? The Ferocity of a Stealth Attack!". (Complete)
July 14th: Big Brother 21 Episode 9 and OK K.O.! "TKO Rules!/Chip's Damage". (Complete)
July 15th: American Dad "Hamerican Dad!", Raven's Home (Style) "Dress to Express", Amphibia "Cursed!", Amphibia "Fiddle Me This", and Teen Titans Go "Strength of a Grown Man". (Complete)
July 16th: Amphibia "The Big Bugball Game/Combat Camp". (Complete)
July 17th: Big Brother 21 Episode 10 and Amphibia "Children of the Spore/Anne of the Year". (Complete)
July 18th: Big Brother 21 Episode 11 (Camp CliffBack) and Amphibia Season 1 Finale "Reunion". (Complete)
July 19th: (Complete Nothingness)
July 20th: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends "This Magik Moment!", Ben 10 "Lickety Split/The Claws of the Cat", My Hero Academia "What's the Big Idea?", and Dragon Ball Super "A Perfect Survival Strategy! The 3rd Universe's Menacing Assassin!". (Complete)
July 21st: Big Brother 21 Episode 12 and OK K.O.! "K.O. vs. Fink/The K.O. Trap". (Complete)
July 22nd: American Dad "Demolition Daddy", Raven's Home "Diss Track", and Teen Titans Go "Had to Be There". (Complete)
July 23rd: (Complete Nothingness)
July 24th: Big Brother 21 Episode 13. (Complete)
July 25th: Big Brother 21 Episode 14. (Complete)
July 26th: (Complete Nothingness)
July 27th: Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends (Bewear's Pheromosa Smackdown) "Beauty Is Only Crystal Deep!", Spongebob "Gary's Got Legs", Spongebob "Gary & Spot", My Hero Academia "Talk About Your Quirk", and Dragon Ball Super "All-Out War! Ultimate Four-Fold Union vs. the 7th Universe's Total Offensive!".(Complete)
July 28th: Big Brother 21 Episode 15 and OK K.O.! "Whatever Happened To...Rippy Roo?/Planet X". (Complete)
July 29th: American Dad "Pride Before the Fail" and Teen Titans Go "Girls Night In Part 1". (Complete)
July 30th: (Complete Nothingness)
July 31st: Big Brother 21 Episode 16. (Complete)
Total Premieres For July 2019: 81
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Series Getting Screen-time in June: 14
Gumball (Elmore Shattering Series Finale Month)
OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes (Yugioh Parody/Jethro Revolution/Gar Fired Lore/Alternate Universes/Foxtail Defeated Season Finale Month)
Teen Titans Go (Summer Camp Over Month)
Ben 10
Powerpuff Girls (Series Finale Month)
Pokemon Sun and Moon: Ultra Legends (Mist Memories/Hapu Trial/Mini Golf Month)
My Hero Academia (Shoot Style/Ball Target Month)
Dragon Ball Super (Kefla/Ribrianne Elimination Month)
American Dad
Spongebob
Big Brother 21 (Summer Camp Season Premiere Month)
The Amazing Race (Number 5 Destiny Season Finale Month)
Raven's Home (Chelsea Returning Season Premiere Month)
Amphibia (Series Premiere Month)
September 2019: 5
DuckTales
South Park
Survivor
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Rest of 2019: 8
Miraculous Ladybug
New Looney Tunes
Search Party
The Walking Dead/Talking Dead
Total DramaRama
We Bare Bears
Steven Universe
2020: 2
Doctor Who
Better Call Saul
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Pisces Moon Bottle
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*has a dynamaxed Sirfetch'd hit the striker with whatever its leek looks like*
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September 2019 Premieres
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We'll know plots well before they premiere, you charlatan