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    The Way We Met

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Holy shit, I just noticed this has 61 views and I haven't even posted the damn pilot yet 428899.gif. Well why not post that ish right now 125508.gif

    1. The Way The Show Starts

    Its the year 2030. Pierce Starfish is now a single parent who is in the middle of a divorce. Pierce no longer works for The New Kelp Times and is currently an aspiring politican, trying to make sure that his political party wins the upcoming election. One day at work, he got an urgent phone call from the local elementary school and now Pierce is waiting outside the principal office. Based off the phone message he got from the school, his 11 year old son Taylor was in trouble for talking about male genitalia to female classmates. Pierce is aware that they are learning about sexual education since he had to sign some waivers about it the other night. Taylor walked out of the principalÔÇÖs office with only a warning this time, but he needs to make sure that he thinks before he speaks.

    Dinner was incredibly awkward. Pierce tried to figure out some more details about TaylorÔÇÖs day to learn how he got into trouble.

    ÔÇ£Well we learned about the birds and the bees and our teacher told us that the girls were learning about it too, so I thought me and Samantha could talk about penises and vaginas, but she screamed and yelled about how we werenÔÇÖt suppose to talk about it outside of the classroom.ÔÇØ Taylor explained.

    ÔÇ£Well maybe next time, you should just listen to your teacher. If you have any questions about sexual education, you can just ask the teacher or me or your mom. Which reminds me, next weekend she wants to take you to visit grandma and grandpa.ÔÇØ Pierce said.

    Taylor nodded. He is not excited about his parents seperating. Taylor remained quiet for the rest of the night as he watched tv, played video games, and finished his homework until bedtime. Pierce then walked in as he tucked Taylor into bed.

    ÔÇ£Daddy, can you tell me a bedtime story? ItÔÇÖs still early.ÔÇØ Taylor asked. Pierce was in disbelief as he hasnÔÇÖt told Taylor a bedtime story in years.

    Well.sure. Which one do you want to here? The time The Fallen Star saved me, Uncle Spencer, and Uncle Kyle from the insane asylum (Pierce in the City halloween special anyone 428899.gif) or the time me and Uncle Patrick saved Christmas (X-mas special as well 428899.gif) or. Pierce said.

    ÔÇ£How about how you met mommy?ÔÇØ Taylor asked.

    Pierce was yet again surprised. Taylor use to love all the action packed events of PierceÔÇÖs life, but now he wants to hear romantic ones? This is new. Pierce didnÔÇÖt want Taylor to get depressed if he mentions his motherÔÇÖs name, so Pierce thought of a way to make this story interesting and thought it up quick.

    ÔÇ£Ok letÔÇÖs do this. Only, letÔÇÖs make this more detailed. This story will take a long time and will probably be your bedtime story for the next week and I will mention every single detail about my life and how I met your mother. To make things even more interesting, I will change the names and some of the various aspects of my love life, thus making it more mysterious. Do not mention this to your mother, now do we have a deal?ÔÇØ Pierce asked.

    ÔÇ£Yes! This is gonna be fun!ÔÇØ Taylor shouted. He was bursting with anticipation for this story.

    Okay, well lets get started then. This is the story of how I met your mother..

    And thatÔÇÖs it! So what do you guys think? Reviews would be appreciated since I worked hard on this pilot. From here on out though, do not expect my episodes to be as long as this one, since I usually have my spin-off episodes a bit shorter than this 428899.gif.

    The Way We Met

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Note: I finally came up with a name for my spin-off, The Way We Met....kinda vague, but oh well 428899.gif

    Btw, I am now questioning including Spencer in my spin-off as a character, he might still appear, but I am not entriely sure

    Oh and I am gonna attempt to have the first episode up by tomorrow

    Movies of 2010

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    From best to worst

    1. Inception

    2. Toy Story 3

    3. The Expendables

    4. Kick-Ass

    5. Date Night

    6. Grown Ups

    7. Dinner For Schmucks

    8. Alice in Wonderland

    9. Shrek Forever After

    10. When In Rome (saw it on a date, just awful 428899.gif)

    Movies I want to see that haven't comeout yet: Jackass 3D (not so sure about seeing it in 3D 428899.gif), Harry Potter 7 Part 1, Due Date, and I'll probably see other stuff that I haven't listed yet

    Lady Gaga

    in K-BLUB

    Posted

    Lady Gaga....how should I best say this. I saw her in a magazine not looking odd and she is sexy. Otherwise, she is just terrible. I don't see what is so catchy about her songs. I think they are redundant and blech.

    Well, I do think Papparazzi is aight and Telephone is unintentionally funny only cuz of Beyonce sounding extremely pissed off when she sings her lines. Otherwise, I could care less about Lady Gaga.

    Pokerface = most overrated song ever

    Spin-Off/Lit Reviews!

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Ok well I have been trying to catch up with all these new spin-offs, so I'm just going to review spin-offs I have been told to review (cough tvguy and sbs1fan 428899.gif) or the ones I just recognize from last year.

    The Krusty Krab: The Years Before SpongeBob - A

    When I first read this, the eppys were relatively short, but just like most spin-offs do, they take some time to build up and get better. You are a pretty good writer tvguy, thanks for forcing to me to read this, just don't force me to read every single one of your spin-offs cuz you probably have like 25 428899.gif

    Lives of Entrepreneurs - B+

    Sbs1fan, you have gotten a lot better in the past year. Tbh, I enjoyed Sponge-Pat, but the other shows you wrote after that before I left, I could just not get into. Like tvguy said in his review, this spin-off definitely has a spongey vibe, which most of these spin-offs are more drama related or not involving SpongeBob themes at all. The minus is for minor grammatical errors, but I could get into this if all the episodes are as good as this one from here on out.

    Mermaid Man: The Brave and the Bold - A+

    Jjs, best piece of work from you ever 428899.gif. I saw this coming last year as soon as you took our advice after that falling out on the SB forums last fall. Easily, the best Mermaid Man spin-off I have read. Also, if I'm not mistaken, this will be the third 100 episode spin-off from you. Unlike the other two, this one will finish not copying my Patrick's Paradise finale 428899.gif. Seriously jjs, fantastic.

    Bikini Top - A (half a + 428899.gif)

    70s didn't you start this show last fall? I think you did, so I'm gonna review it anyway 428899.gif. Got to say, this is one drama filled show. I was a little tweeked with how it started off sounding like that piece of shit called Twilight, except thankfully you made it work. Now as for the show as a whole, great! Minor problem though, music selection is kinda lame 428899.gif. I hate Cobra Starship, Simple Plan, and Taylor Swift, yet you choose the songs I hate most by those artists 428899.gif. That's why I gave it half a plus 428899.gif. Otherwise, you can just take it as another A+ for your show because you know I think you are awesome.

    Star City - A-

    Poke, you know that Star City is my favorite spin-off. Your episodes are great and how you have kept this show running for two years is amazing. Don't get me wrong, your latest episodes have been great, just not as great as most of your other episodes that I have read. Your show will never go downhill, but I am feeling that you are ending this show soon and its a damn shame, because I will miss it. I just hope you give us a series finale that will knock our socks off. (P.S. Your next show should be that Monroe spin-off you were talking about doing back in the fall of 2008, remember? 428899.gif)

    I might be missing a show or two that existed back when I was around and if I did, I is sorry.

    Btw, shows that I might review soon that look interesting and that weren't around back when I was: Coral Drive, Lost....I mean The Island Sponge 428899.gif, Hitting Rock Bottom, Z-Storm, and Underseas Mystery Inc whenever jjs starts it

    Worst show ever!

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    D':

    Anyway,

    iCarly

    Captain Planet and the Planeteer's (Just for teh lulz)

    CAM would be so disappointed in you

    As for some of the worst shows....

    Good Luck Charlie

    Fanboy and Chum Chum

    Flapjack

    American Idol (sorry, but last season sucked so hard)

    I'll post more later

    Robot Chicken

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    I personally love all the seasons the same. Maybe cuz Family Guy is one of my favorite cartoons, Robot Chicken is also up there on my favorite cartoons list 428899.gif.

    As for some of my favorite sketches....

    -Every sketch with the nerd kid, especially the Narnia sketch

    -Robot Chicken always getting cancelled every season finale, then renewed in the season premiere 428899.gif

    -The what is terrorism sketch

    -Lindsay Lohan parodies, especially Living Lohan (the voice is just to epic)

    I have a lot more, but I can think of these four off the top

    The Way We Met

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    More details, since my last post wasn't revealing enough 428899.gif.

    It will borrow elements from the movie Definitely, Maybe, the movie When Harry Met Sally, and the tv show How I Met Your Mother. Of course, I will be throwing in my ideas as well, since if I used those ideas completely, then it will turn into a giant chick flick which I hate 428899.gif.

    I haven't officially thought up the character names yet but all I can tell you is that it will be Pierce and Spencer (who was also from Pierce in the City) and three more characters (two girls and one guy).

    Anyway, I hope to have the pilot up this week. Definitely by the Spin-off Festival which I am excited for 125508.gif

    Your Username...

    in Robot-Pirate Island

    Posted

    Well some people already know my story, but when I was creating my tv.com account, I was trying to think up an original username that did not involve numbers. Anyway, while I was thinking up something witty I just started clapping, thus clapmaster 428899.gif

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