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    Pokemon, bitch

    in We Have Technology

    Posted

    Well, I wasn't supposed know. I'm not a psychic. Expect more info next month since they come out in September. And here is a rumored picture of the 3rd legendary Mascot :

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    Looks legit to me.

    IT'S SO FLUFFY THAT I'M GONNA DIE!!!! 428899.gif

    The Way We Met

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Remember how I said not all my episodes are gonna be long, well I present to you episode 3 428899.gif

    3. PierceÔÇÖs Road Trip (Crossover with Fred's Road Trip)

    It has been one full day and Pierce is lost in the middle of nowhere.

    ÔÇ£Damn this GPS, and here I thought technology was suppose to help us and not get us lost. Now I have no clue where the interstate is. I am going crazy. I havenÔÇÖt eaten since yesterday and I am almost out of gas. Oh sweet, civilization is up ahead! I really need to stop talking to myself.ÔÇØ

    Pierce arrived in the desolate town of Sand Street City and went straight towards the local diner. He ran inside and shouted for food and water. Everybody was looking at him like he was crazy, then a fish on crutches came up to him

    Listen here buddy, you can demand all you want, but we are sick and tired of your kind coming here and bossing us around! My name is Fred and Im gonna kick your..MY LEG!! Fred was rolling around the ground in pain.

    ÔÇ£What Fred is trying to say is to tell Mikey to stay out of our town cuz we are sick and tired of you guys harassing us! Oh and tell him to stay away from my CHOCOLATE!!!ÔÇØ said a fish named Tom.

    Pierce then realized something. ÔÇ£Wait a minuteÔǪ..Tom? Tom, itÔÇÖs me Pierce! Remember? Me and my friends Patrick and Pablo were trying to sell you some chocolate, but you chased us onto a launching rocket and we went into space?ÇØ (Another PatrickÔÇÖs Paradise reference for those who donÔÇÖt remember or who donÔÇÖt give a fuck 428899.gif)

    Tom paused and his facial expression changed from pissed off into gleeful as he started to laugh. ÔÇ£Oh yeah, I remember you now! Everybody, this guy is definitely not one of MikeyÔÇÖs boys, so no worries!ÔÇØ

    Everyone then came back out from under the tables as Pierce went to go sit with Tom, Fred, and FredÔÇÖs wife Daisy as Fred explained the entire story of how Mikey came back after he was supposively defeated by Fred. When Mikey came back, he brought company with him. Mikey and his biker gang trashed the town, broke FredÔÇÖs leg, and decreased town tourism, thus Sand Street City is pretty much a ghost town now.

    ÔÇ£You guys shouldnÔÇÖt be pushed around like that! You should stand up to Mikey like you did to me, there are a few of them and hundreds of you! You can outnumber them easily, all you have to do is work together and stick up for what you believe in!ÔÇØ Pierce said in a motivational tone.

    ÔÇ£Pierce is right! We might be crippled by fear or just crippled in general like me, but we should not be crippled by Mikey!ÔÇØ Fred said.

    ÔÇ£Wow Fred. Everything cool Pierce just said, you ruined with your crippled speech.ÔÇØ Tom said.

    Suddenly, a roaring sound came from outside as Mikey and his goons drove into town on their Harleys and started to make a scene. Everyone then stomped out of the diner and headed outside ready to fight.

    ÔÇ£Well, if it isnÔÇÖt peg-legged Fred and his merry gang of losers and look they now have a pointy headed dork with them now too.ÔÇØ Mikey laughed.

    ÔÇ£Your days of causing havoc around these parts are over!ÔÇØ Fred shouted. Mikey then grabbed a baseball bat and smacked the shit out of FredÔÇÖs other leg. ÔÇ£MY OTHER LEG!!!!ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Hahahah! ItÔÇÖs like taking chocolate from a little kid!ÔÇØ Mikey laughed.

    Tom snapped as soon as he heard the words chocolate. He grabbed the bat out of MikeyÔÇÖs hands and swung for the fences as he destroyed Mikey and his gang along with their bikes with the baseball bat. As soon as he finished, Tom roared in anger as the rest of the citizens of Sand Street City ran Mikey and his gang out of town.

    The next morning, the town was all cleaned up from the destruction caused by last nightÔÇÖs cleansing of Mikey and his gang. Fred and Tom thanked Pierce for helping them realize their potential and that Mikey will no longer terrorize this town ever again. They even gave Pierce directions to Ocean City since it is only a hour away from here. Pierce thanked them and headed out back on his road trip.

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    ÔÇ£And that is how I helped save Sand Street City.ÔÇØ Pierce said.

    ÔÇ£Daddy, what does this story have to do with meeting my mom and what was the purpose of this story at all?ÔÇØ Taylor asked.

    ÔÇ£Well not all the stories are going to be about how I met your mother. DonÔÇÖt you remember me telling you that in the beginning? Well if I didnÔÇÖt then I am telling you now.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£OkayÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Alright, well not to worry because the next part is very important and I will reveal one of the candidates that could possibly have been or is your mother.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Yay! Please continue now!ÔÇØ

    Okay, well.

    Lady Gaga

    in K-BLUB

    Posted

    She should have been all "STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING" to Lady Gaga, then poked her face.

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    No Alejandro is the only one allowed to play any kind of love game with her......okay I'm sorry, but our Lady Gaga puns have to stop 428899.gif

    Lady Gaga

    in K-BLUB

    Posted

    I would be pissed off too if I had to sing with Lady Gaga.

    Well when Lady Gaga called to asked Beyonce if she wanted to be a part of this song, Beyonce should have left her phone at home cuz this song is a disaster

    Fanfiction News and Announcements

    in SpongeBob's Library

    Posted

    NEWS ABOUT THE WAY WE MET

    Before I reveal anything else, I must let you guys know that while the first two eppys were a bit dramatic, this show is multiple genres combined in one. There will be action, there will be romance, there will be a lot more comedy coming up. So if you hate dramas, please don't stop reading 428899.gif.

    Anyways, I am glad to hear that everyone is enjoying my new show, so I thought I would leak the next two episode titles for the viewing public, including my next episode

    Pierce's Road Trip - I know its a little to early in the show for a crossover, but I thought it would fit in well with my current story set up (oh and the show is Fred's Road Trip, an old show by jjsthekid)

    My Stalker and Me

    The Way We Met

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    2. Welcome To The Heartbreak

    We flashback to 2010, this is where Pierce in the City left off. Pierce is currently doing journalist work for the New Kelp Times but is out for dinner right now with Spencer and Kyle celebrating over KyleÔÇÖs engagement to Angelina.

    ÔÇ£I am so proud for you man, Angelina is a winner in my books.ÔÇØ Pierce tells him. Pierce use to have prior feelings for Angelina, but is far over them now. He is happily in a relationship with Bridget.

    ÔÇ£Man, you arenÔÇÖt kidding. I mean I am confident that Angelina is the one I want to spend the rest of my life with. You will know you are marrying the right person when you feel support and encouragement about your own growth both emotionally and intellectually. The right person will want you to be emotionally healthy and able to stand on your own two feet. When you are with the right person you will feel good about yourself, safe, and fulfilled.ÔÇØ Kyle told Pierce.

    Pierce thought it over and he realized that he felt that same exact way with Bridget, so he decided that maybe another engagement should happen today. After dinner, Pierce went to the jewelry store and sought out the perfect ring for Bridget. As soon as he found it, he rushed back to their apartment complex. He opened the door slowly so he could surprise her, but as soon as he opened the door, he could not believe what he saw. Bridget was making out with some guy on their newly repaired loveseat. She opened her eyes as soon as she heard footsteps and shoved the guy she was making out with off of her.

    ÔÇ£Pierce, itÔÇÖs not what you think!ÔÇØ

    It was too late as Pierce told her he was going to spend the night at SpencerÔÇÖs. Pierce slowly walked over to SpencerÔÇÖs with all emotions breaking loose. The song ÔÇ£Welcome to the HeartbreakÔÇØ by Kanye West even plays in the background.

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    (btw this line represents when the story is switching from past to present)

    ÔÇ£Daddy, Bridget better not be my mommy!ÔÇØ Taylor cried. ÔÇ£She sounds horrible.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£DonÔÇÖt worry, Bridget is not. While Bridget was once an important woman in my life, she is not in it anymore. There are going to be three women who are vital to this story since one of those three is your mom, I will let you know when those three women show up.ÔÇØ Pierce explained.

    ÔÇ£Okay good, back to the story!ÔÇØ Taylor said.

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    Pierce was over at SpencerÔÇÖs crying in disappointment over how Bridget could break his heart like this. This was not the only time a woman ever cheated on Pierce. (In PatrickÔÇÖs Paradise, PierceÔÇÖs girlfriend Polly slept with the antagonist of the show Mr. Peterson.)

    ÔÇ£I keep having such awful luck with women, I donÔÇÖt know what I keep doing wrong to make them cheat like that. I am even starting to question what love really is.ÔÇØ Pierce cried.

    ÔÇ£Dude, itÔÇÖs not your fault. So what if the girls you pick donÔÇÖt have the same feelings for you. If you feel joy when your partner is happy and just a mere smile or his/her face gives you happiness than you are definitely in love with that person. Love is all about feeling one with your partner therefore you tend to enjoy all joys, lovely moments, moments of satisfaction with your partner and if your partner doesnÔÇÖt feel that back, then maybe they are just heartless. You poured your heart out and got shunned. Someday you will find the one who will appreciate what you have to offer.ÔÇØ Spencer explained.

    Pierce then realized at this moment that he needs to stop being so sappy about his past since he did not feel Spencer's explanation of love towards Bridget entirely. He needs to get out there and try to find the type of love Spencer explained. Once he does, then his life will feel a whole lot better possibly.

    The next day at work, Mr. Anderson comes up to Pierce and tells him that he is offering him a job opportunity. Pierce would have to leave New Kelp City and move to Ocean City for this job. Pierce is excited at the prospects of Ocean City. (To best describe this, Ocean City is equivalent to New York City 428899.gif). Pierce accepts the job offer. Mr. Anderson tells him that he starts in two days so he best leave tonight.

    That evening, Pierce packs his bags and loads them up into his car. Pierce says goodbye to Spencer, Kyle, and Angelina, but as soon as he starts up his car, he hears a banging on the passenger window. It was Bridget. Pierce rolls down his window.

    ÔÇ£Pierce, I am so sorry that I broke your heart.ÔÇØ Bridget cried.

    ÔÇ£If this was yesterday, I would have drove off and not allowed you to say that, but Spencer helped me realize something. I thought I loved you and I thought you were the one, but I didnÔÇÖt even know what love was. Now that I do, I think neither me nor you felt the same way. We both have some growing up to do and I think this move will help me out a lot.ÇØ Pierce explained.

    ÔÇ£Okay.ÔÇØ Bridget said. Pierce then drove off into the sunset as Ocean City and new adventures await him.

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