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  1. Now we know that spongebobiscool is autistic, thus explaining why he is taking revenge out against us. We should unban him and let him post here again, everyone on the chat right now feels like a douche that we were being assholes to an autistic kid.

  2. 4. My Stalker and Me (Festival Episode)

    Pierce finally arrived in Ocean City. Pierce was amazed by the bright lights and amazing surroundings. He thought that this was much more fascinating than New Kelp City and Startopia combined based off of first appearance. Pierce finally arrived at his new apartment complex. The landlord told him that his room was on the top floor. Pierce waited for the elevator to arrive and got in, but as soon as the door started to close, he heard a woman shout ÔÇ£WAIT!ÔÇØ Pierce put his hand out and stopped the door from closing. ÔÇ£Thanks so much!ÔÇØ Pierce stopped and stared at her. She was one of the most beautiful fishes he had ever seen.

    ÔÇ£Not a problem, my name is Pierce.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Hey Pierce, my name is Serena! I like your shirt.ÔÇØ

    Pierce looked down at his periods suck and commas rule t-shirt.

    ÔÇ£Thanks, I love smosh, they are my favorite seatube subscription!ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Mine too!ÔÇØ

    Pierce and Serena then talked for a while as they were both going up to the top floor and Pierce walked with Serena as she showed him where he lived.

    ÔÇ£Well, it was nice meeting you and we should totally talk again.ÔÇØ Serena said.

    ÔÇ£Absolutely, maybe I might see you on the elevator again tomorrow!ÔÇØ Pierce said.

    ÔÇ£Maybe just maybeÔÇØ

    Pierce watched her walk away as he closed his door and felt entirely smitten. He just could not stop thinking about Serena and how beautiful she was and their entire conversation from earlier. He thought that he must meet her tomorrow at all costs. So he came up with a plan. Since Pierce didnÔÇÖt have to be at the Ocean City Gazette until that evening for orientation, he will wait right beside the elevator all day until he sees her again. Pierce set his alarm for 6 AM and went to sleep.

    At 6 AM, Pierce woke up, took a quick shower, made some toast and ran out to the elevator. Then Pierce just grabbed his pullout chair and just sat there. He waited and waited. He watched as people passed by and gave him odd looks wondering what the hell he was doing just sitting there. Hours flew by and people passed by as Pierce waited in anticipation. Hell, even this little boy kicked him in the leg, Pierce got a bit pissed off about that.

    More hours passed and Pierce was starving, he didnÔÇÖt know that he was going to be out here for this long, but he did not want to miss seeing Serena. The little kid walked by again and he saw Pierce looking hungry.

    ÔÇ£What are you still doing out here weird man?ÔÇØ The little kid asked.

    ÔÇ£I am just waiting for someone.ÔÇØ Pierce responded.

    ÔÇ£ThatÔÇÖs really creep of you mister.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Shut up, IÔÇÖm not a creeper; I am just waiting for this girl that I met last night.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£And you have been waiting for her all day, thus making you a creeper.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Wait what?ÔÇØ shouted someone in the distance. Pierce turned around and saw that Serena was walking his way, but now turned around and went back to her apartment.

    ÔÇ£Serena wait!ÔÇØ Pierce shouted. Pierce ran after her, but Serena slammed her door shut.

    ÔÇ£Well at least I know where you live now.ÔÇØ Pierce chuckled. ÔÇ£Wait that didnÔÇÖt come out right,

    I am not a creeper!ÔÇØ

    Then Pierce realized it was 6 PM and that Pierce had to be at work for orientation in a hour. Pierce called up the Ocean City Gazette and asked if he could be late, but the Ocean City Gazette manager told him if he missed orientation he would be fired. Pierce pondered over the situation and realized that he had to do what was best for him.

    Serena was inside her apartment, when all of a sudden Pierce was knocking at her door. She was relucatant to let him back in now knowing that he was creeping all day trying to meet up with her.

    ÔÇ£Serena, I am so sorry about what went down. I did what I did because I wanted to get to know you better. I admit I should have done something less creepy than waiting outside the elevator. I could have done so many things different, but bottom line is that I donÔÇÖt care if we end up going out or not, I just want to be friends with you at least. We have so many things in common, so can you please forgive me for my creepish ways and just be friends with me?ÔÇØ Pierce asked.

    The door slowly creaked open. Serena stood there smiling. ÔÇ£Come inside and letÔÇÖs have some coffee, you stalker you.ÔÇØ Serena said.

    Pierce went inside the house. He may be jobless now, but at least he has made a friend.

    ____________________________________________________________________________

    ÔÇ£Daddy, is Serena possibly my mom?ÔÇØ Taylor asked.

    ÔÇ£Yes son, Serena is definitely one of the three significant women in this story? Does that mean she is your mother? Well you will have to wait and find out.ÔÇØ Pierce told his son.

    ÔÇ£So now that you are jobless in your story, how did you end up getting a new one?ÔÇØ

    Well

  3. I have the right to insult you. You're a fuckface who thinks he always as an idea. I'm not a true believer, becasue you seem to small minded to have an idea every two seconds. ANd we don't WANT you to have fun, we WANT to get in fights. Its very HARD for us to NOT insult you, because you're just so...BLEH. Can't you see we're TRYING to drive you off? We want you to get flame war'd between everybody on the website, so we can't get along.

    Enough said, true believer right over here!

    And if you aren't down with that I got two word for you.....

    SUCK IT!!!!!!

    Enough said, douchebag

  4. Personally, I thought it was an epically AWESOME moment when Spongebob traded his clothes for Le Spatuler and then went to work naked in "All That Glitters!" 526874.gif It just goes to show you that for Mr. Krabs, the proper clothing is NOT the top priority, flipping Krabby Patties is. :idea: Enough said! 893573.gif

    Ew, no. Just no. The fact that you even brought up that god awful episode makes me shake my head in shame. You know what's actually epic, the fact that every thread I'm gonna post in, you happen to make a response that is just asking to be quoted, so I can just spread my pwnage juice all over you every time. That's what is truly epic, enough said.

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  5. Season One: Best, "Nature Pants]http://r12.imgfast.net/users/1211/23/64/63/smiles/344797.gif Season Three: Best, "Pranks a Lot;" Worst, "Missing Identity." Season Four: Best, "All That Glitters" (Best episode EVER so far!) 125508.gif Worst, "Enemy In Law." Season Five: Best, "Born to Be Wild/Best Frenemies" (tie); Worst, "To Love a Patty/Breath of Fresh Squidward" (tie.) Season Six: Best, "Pest of the West" (honorable mention goes to "Whobob Whatpants?") Worst, "Atlantis Squarepantis" (WORST episode EVER so far, and dishonorable mention goes to "Boating Buddies.") icon_rolleyes.gif Season Seven: Best, "Overbooked;" Worst, "Growth Spout" (it just didn't make much sense for me.) :idea: Season Eight: (So far.) Best, "Truth or Sponge" (Spongebob and Sandy get MARRIED!!!!) 239236.gif Worst, "Clash of Triton." Those episodes are all of my picks for every seasons best, and worst! :!: Enough said! 893573.gif

    Okay so you hate the episode Texas cuz of George W Bush. Does that make everything from Texas bad? Yes he is from Texas, but your reasons for hating the episode are just dumb. Can we say people who hate the episode Texas for dumb reasons are dumb? Seriously, please list a real reason to hate the episode. Btw, The Chaperone and Texas are from Season 1, Born To Be Wild/Best Frenemies are from Season 4, Pest of the West is from Season 5, Atlantis Squarepantis is from Season 5, Truth or Sponge is from Season 7, Clash of Triton is from Season 7. Get your episode seasons correct por favor.

  6. Well that STILL doesn't give him or you the right to insult me, and I WANT to have fun, not get into fights. Of course, its very HARD for me to NOT get into fights when people insult me like that. I don't want to have any flame wars start between anybody on this website, so can we PLEASE just try to get along? 305752.gif

    Okay so you say that now, after you just said that ex makes you sick, thus starting all this. You are contradicting yourself

  7. I'm playing a bunch of games! "Paper Mario" on Wii Virtual Console, "Breath of Fire" for the Game Boy Advance via Nintendo DS, "Over the Hedge" Nintendo DS version, "Drawn Into Life," and "Super Smash Bros. Brawl!" :idea: Obviously, I'm not playing them all at the same time, and I do NOT 'pleasure myself' as you so sickly suggest! 344797.gif YOU make me SICK! 40213.gif

    You can't ban him, he is an admin so he can ban you dumbass

  8. It wasn't really gross (I don't see how people can find something you see in a cartoon to be gross) but it wasn't really that good, it was alright. 6.7/10 D+

    I kinda agree with you about finding stuff on tv gross, but the way it was animated looked kinda disgusting if that makes any more sense 428899.gif

  9. Wumbology said:
    Eh, it was better than most of the drivel from Season 5. But that's really not saying much. I'd compare it to a weaker Season 3 ep.

    Same thoughts except I'd compare it to a weaker Season 2 episode

    Marshmallow #3:

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  10. I'm sorry, I find this post so amusing every time I come to this thread.

    Yeah I was lurking the introduction lounge and saw that this Guest was WhaleBlubber trying to join SBC so I found his post in this topic amusing also 428899.gif

  11. I like shark week if that means anything 428899.gif

    I like sharks, although they remind me of that TV.com guy.

    i don't know, you....i mean that tv.com guy reminds me of whales and shit

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