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  1. Emma,

    At first, I thought this relationship was just me admiring you from a far, but after going to see your new movie tonight, our relationship needs to become much more than that. In the movie, you took gift cards from other guys, just so they could say they lost their virginities to you, even though they didn't, just so you can boost your social reputation. So you like bribes then? I will offer you thirty-five bucks, a $15 itunes card, a Subway points card with 54 points on there already, my two year warranty on my blu-ray player, my blu-ray player, twenty coupons from Chuck E Cheese from ten years ago, a bus token, and my Charizard pokemon card from the first edition, all of this just so you can be my wifey. I know that I have always had a thing for Hayley Williams, but her showing her boobies on the internet clearly means that what we had was not special. Emma, you are officially my new number one CILF. We are meant to be, I love my girls to be sarcastic and smart mouthed, thus why we would be perfect for each other. Please? At least show me your carpet to see if it matches the drapes.

    Clap, the man who wants to make sweet sarcastic babies with you

    P.S. The movie was awesome, just like you

  2. So yeah I'm pretty stoked about this game now, I can't wait......

    My personal favorite.....Afro Tauros.....I mean Baffuron 428899.gif

    Ah screw it, I'm still going to call him Afro Tauros anyway just because that will be the image that will always stick in my head 428899.gif

    Seriously though, Wargle looks freaking beast and I am definitely going to have him on my team

  3. Nah, I think that he's going to win eventually. It could very well be in a Black/White era too.

    Nope, its not going to happen in the Black/White era. The anime will continue until they stop making pokemon games. Whenever that is, that will be the only chance Ash will have of winning the league championship.

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  4. @Steel Sponge

    FrigginGoddess and RockGoddess are not the same person 428899.gif FrigginGoddess was an avatard who was friendly with us Spongeheads, kinda like edmasterchaos

    Anyway, onto a review by our obnoxious "friend" fffffffyo22 about the Drake and Josh X-Mas special

    I like Drake and Josh, but I was not pleased one bit when I saw this special. (Well I wasn't that pleased that I saw you reviewed this special, but we will all deal)

    Ok, so let's just get straight to the point, josh is put in jail AGAIN for something he didn't do. (It's called a tv cliche, it has happened in many tv shows and movies that someone goes to jail one point or another for something they didn't do, dumbass)

    Why is he always treated like crap!! (It pleases us)

    And still no hahas came out of my mouth when I saw the fake lawyer. (He's an actor)

    And I don't care if it's a christmas promise even if it is you shouldn't be put in jail even if it's broken. (That is not why he went to jail dumbass, did we watch the same episode?)

    That's just one of the main things that has to be changed in Drake & Josh (If that is one of the main things, I absolutely can't wait for the others)

    Josh always getting arrested im sick of it I hated Theater Thug and I also hated this special. (Okay so you are sick of Josh getting arrested only twice?)

    I mean if you hate people you don't have to pay someone 50 bucks to steal their clothes. I hated that part (Hey random dude on the street, here is 50 bucks and here is fffffffyo's location, go steal his clothes)

    So to sum up this review (So to sum up one part of the special)

    I hated this special and Drake & Josh could get MUCH better stuff than this (They can't, you would be asking so much from Dan Schneider, it's not possible)

  5. I have given up on Ash and his adventures. Let's face it, he will never be a pokemon master. He will always fail in the quarterfinals or the semifinals of the league championships. How can he be a pokemon master if he can't even win one league (beating the frontier brains don't count in my eye since the whole frontier brains thing was time killer until the Sinnoh series was released).

    I will always love the anime, but I am not tuning in for the new series 428899.gif

  6. You guys remember RockGoddess? Well here is HIS review of Pokemon from over a year ago, which he gave the show a 6.5

    This show is pure genius. (Yes because copying a successful video game is the smartest idea for a show ever @_@)

    I used to watch this show all the time, but sadly, time can wash away lots of things. (Clearly thats why you can't get over the fact you were banned from tv.com)

    Pokemon is still my favorite show ever, but the new age episodes look less good an exciting to me. This show was a lot more exciting when it was on like the first 3-4 seasons. (Yes everyone knows the anime wasn't as good once Misty left...or at least I think that 428899.gif)

    Original Pokemon was great (back when there was only 151 pokemon.) So was Pokemon Johto (when there was 251 pokemon.) My favorite pokemon is obviously Lugia. (And this has to do with the anime because....)

    This show stars Ash Ketchum, who is now a master at pokemon battles and other things. His two original friends are Misty and Brock. I love Team Rocket. Unfortunately, after a while with so many episodes, the awesomeness fuel can run out, and that's what happened with this show. (And that was what happened to you after your first two accounts were banned)

    TV has turned into crap these days but fortunately this show's recent episodes aren't too too bad and I find that there's a lot more worse garbage on TV than this right now. (Too too bad? Clearly it means you are growing up lil boy while most kiddy shows are dumbing down)

    But I don't consider Pokemon garbage at all, even with its new episodes. This show is still a favorite of mine. (Way to contradict yourself smartass)

    How i wish I cold soar in space along wiht Mew and be as smart as Mewtwo! (Ok this is getting a little awkward, too bad you turned into a crossdresser like Jynx)

    Pokemon... so much to say about this show... but that could take all night. My favorite type of Pokemon is psychic. (Way to end your review on a random note, this was more a dedication review for the games instead of the anime)

  7. Ok, you want my honest opinion, I will post nicer and more constructive

    -Everything 70s said about dialog

    -Try to think up different dialog that makes it not sound like a line pulled right out of Total Drama

    -Try to not use Total Drama storylines also because I do feel deja vu about some of your episodes storylines

    -Try to give different personalities to the characters since most of these characters feel like carbon copies of Total Drama characters still. For example, Lil reminds me a lot like Izzy due to her vanishing in thin air after she got voted out. In Rugrats, Lil was part girly girl, part gross since she ate bugs. While I'm not all in favor of the way she was on the show, try making her be like her original character?

    Now I will say something positive, if you put as much effort into making your show feel less Total Drama but still have the same Total Drama/semi-reality set-up then you could have a nice parody

  8. Well you know what, maybe next time you should think twice before what you say about me. I understand the point of this topic is suppose to jokingly mock people, but I know you weren't joking about me, so I let you have it. Was what I said harsh? Probably, but I am tired of trying to be nice all the time, its so frustrating, so if someone gets on my bad side, I let them hear me out.

    I will get rid of my signature, but I am warning you that it won't solve anything. I am encouraging absolutely nothing, these guys might not like you due to them just not liking you. I can't control anyone else's opinions, only they can.

    And finally, I lurked the thread you made that comment in, I see no apologies whatsoever. You may say you are sorry now, but this is the first time I ever saw you show any remorse for those comments. Go take a look at your own posts and tell me which topic and which page you ever said that in because I don't see it. I did not overreact about that comment because I am not the only one. Wumbo, dragiiin, and ex all hated what you said too. I personally get very annoyed about shit like that due to my earlier explanation, but I do forgive you

  9. Jjs you are right, I got cheap shotted and never retaliated, so now I am turning Snapmaster mode on, but first so I can stay on topic for a wee bit.

    4EverGreen: I WANT to have fun, not get into fights. I don't want to have any flame wars start between anybody on this website, so can we PLEASE just try to get along?

    Oh whoops, the topic is called things SBC members would never say, and you actually said that. My bad. Now let's go onto your post.

    Clapmaster: I hate people, especially people who do absolutely nothing at all to me personally such as someone as informative as 4EverGreen. / 4EverGreen: I'm 4EverGreen, b****! (Bonus points if you know the show I'm parodying that quote off of!)

    First off, you aren't Rick James, you aren't Dave Chappelle either. You are a.....go to this link, watch this video in its entirety, and it will tell you what you are

    http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/nostalgia-critic/34-nostalgia-critic/207-avgn-wizard-rant

    You think I hate people? I only hate arrogant, self-centered, egotistical bastards like you that go start flame wars by quoting my posts and saying stupid shit like 4EverGreen is not amused, thus spurring my constant pwnage over you for the past two weeks. All you had to do was apologize for overreacting to my post in the things Spin-off characters would never say thread because all I was doing was having fun, but let's face it, you were offended that I pointed out the truth.

    And clearly your TRUE BELEEVEARZ aren't believing your bullshit anymore. I read your last episode. A Total Cartoon Island original? Bull-fucking-shit! That had to be the most Total Drama like episode I have seen you post on this site. You didn't even bother making the episode original at all. The quotations were exactly the same, the ending was the same, hell everything was the fucking same. This is not even a spin-off anymore, this is a fan fic. You have to rely on shows that other networks did better versions of and try to copy it and make it into a 4EverGreen "original". I got an :IDEA: just move your damn thread over to the literature section and just admit that Total Cartoon Island is not an original spin-off. As from here on out, I am referring to your show as a fan fic because like I said earlier that's all this piece of shit is, a fan fic. I wouldn't have a problem with this show if it was a fan fic, but you keep insisting you are not ripping off Total Drama Island, but its so fucking obvious that you are, so just stop saying shit like Total Cartoon Island original when you are just copying and pasting the same episodes from tv.com and not making any actual changes whatsoever. I keep telling myself that I am through with pointing this shit out, but its so damn hard watching one of my favorite shows get blatently ripped off.

    Oh and one last thing (its not about Titanic, I will respect your opinion on that, even though I absolutely disagree about it), its about this obnoxious post.

    4EverGreen: The only interesting thing about the show is that Fanboy and Chum-Chum are probably gay for each other, and I don't mean the definition of being happy, I mean they're boyfriend and boyfriend. Trust me, I have an eye for spotting characters who 'think' they're safely in the closet, when they are SO obviously not. In fact, I was the very first person to put out the information for "My Gym Partner's a Monkey" that Jake Spidermonkey was gay for Adam Lyon! And at long last, the originator of that Internet rumor/fact has now been uncovered.

    Can't guys be best friends without being called gay? You sir are a homophobic dick. While Fanboy and Chum-Chum may be idiots and this show should get the hell off Nickelodeon, they are most certainly not gay. Calling cartoon characters or anybody gay is not an insult, its just pathetic. That's why I hate it when people use the term gay so loosely. They don't even the know repercussions of what will hit them. I have a cousin who is gay, so I am really bothered by you using gay as an insult like that. My cousin gets made fun of and mocked for his lifestyle choice and it hurts me listening to him at family reunions, visits, etc. just listening to him talk about people making fun of him for being gay.

    I hope you enjoyed reading this rant as much as I did writing it!

    Enough said, douchebag!

  10. Lolwut.

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    ÔÇônoun

    1. excrement; feces.

    2. an act of defecating; evacuation.

    3. the shits. diarrhea.

    4. Slang . pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.

    5. Slang . something inferior or worthless.

    6. Slang . a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.

    7. Slang . narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.

    8. Slang . possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.

    ÔÇôverb (used without object)

    9. to defecate.

    ÔÇôverb (used with object)

    10. Slang . to exaggerate or lie to.

    ÔÇôinterjection

    11. Slang . (used to express disgust, disappointment, frustration, contempt, or the like).

    ÔÇöIdioms

    12. give a shit, Slang . to care; be concerned.

    13. no shit, (used to express amazement, incredulity, or derision).

    14. up shit creek, Slang . in a desperate or hopeless situation; in serious trouble. Also, up shits creek, up shit creek without a paddle.

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    Origin:

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  11. How about we play a game of role reversal 428899.gif

    *CF is smoking a cigarette as Dragiiin comes back from school*

    CF: Dragiiin, get your ass over here

    Dragiiin: Hey CF, you are looking very pleasant today. What should we do that doesn't involve extreme.......

    CF: TAKE YOUR FUCKING PANTS OFF!!!!!

    (dragiiin takes his pants off)

    Dragiiin: CF, are you okay? I was just going to tell you how beautiful you look.....

    CF: EAT IT BITCH!!

    *CF then grabs a strap-on dildo and rapes dragiiin*

    (Twenty minutes later)

    CF: DAMN, THAT WAS SO FUCKING HOT!!!

    *CF then puts out cigarette on dragiiin's chest as he is still tied to the bed*

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  12. So what did you guys think?

    Such a damn shame that Lady Gaga pretty much cleaned house.

    Otherwise, Kanye's new song was pretty powerful and I like how he made fun of himself in his new song, especially since that was all everyone seemed to be doing last night, even Taylor Swift did with that line about 32 still growing up.

    Chelsea Handler was pretty funny and damn Lindsay Lohan looks like a skeleton 428899.gif

  13. These guys...

    Are absolutely...

    Horrendous...

    I literally gagged when I heard the song FREAXX if anyone would call that chunk of shit a song.

    They can't scream, they can't rap, they can't sing...

    They are not musicians in any way!

    I would rather listen to Soulja Boy on repeat for an hour than listen to one of these guys' songs. I'd rather listen to Kanye West talk about how much better he is than everyone else in the world and brag about how his undying love for fishsticks than listen to a whole minute of Brokencyde.

    They are that horrible and I detest them that much.

  14. 5. Ocean City Shenanigans

    (Btw, if you have a problem with drinking innuendos you have been warned 428899.gif)

    .I was searching for a job for quite some time due to the economy being in the shitter. I kept asking around and looking around for quite some time, until this one enchanted night..

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    Pierce was sick of there not being any job opportunities, so he walked to the local restaurant/bar for dinner. There was a long wait, so he decided to go get a drink.

    ÔÇ£You can sit with me my good man, you look like you had a rough day.ÔÇØ said a random squid.

    ÔÇ£Thanks, my name is PierceÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Nice to meet ya, IÔÇÖm CalebÔÇØ

    Pierce and Caleb just sat there and started to have a grand conversation while waiting for open seats at the restaurant.

    ÔÇ£You know, itÔÇÖs so frustrating that I canÔÇÖt find a single place thatÔÇÖs hiring. I am starting to regret not going to orientation just to make up with Serena.ÔÇØ Pierce stated.

    ÔÇ£Dude, jobs come and go, but women are forever. I would have done the same thing. I am quite the ladyÔÇÖs man myself.ÔÇØ Caleb said.

    ÔÇ£Consider yourself lucky, I wish I could be a ladies man myself haha.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Caleb, your table is ready.ÔÇØ the intercom announced.

    ÔÇ£Hey come join me at my table, I was going to eat alone with hopes that a girl would join me, but you seem pretty cool. These guys have the best soft-shelled tacos you will ever eat.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Cool! I appreciate it!ÔÇØ

    Pierce and Caleb then ate a bunch of soft shelled tacos while chugging down more beers, until both of them were at the state of being drunk.

    Oh my gosh, those tacos were delicious! I am pretty sure I am drunk so I should probably go home. Pierce drunkenly slurred.

    ÔÇ£Dude, there is so much more to do around here, you are unemployed so whatÔÇÖs the point of going home just to be bored again.ÔÇØ Caleb also drunkenly slurred.

    ÔÇ£Okay, well what else is there to do?ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Dude, letÔÇÖs go to a club just like other guys our age do!ÔÇØ

    Pierce and Caleb went to a club, but there was a long line there to.

    ÔÇ£Screw waiting in line, IÔÇÖm going up front!ÔÇØ Caleb said.

    Caleb and Pierce then walked to the front of the line.

    ÔÇ£Sir, my name is Squilliam Fancyson, the richest squid in Bikini Bottom and this is my companion Starr and we demand entrance into your club immediately or by god I will shove my foot so far up your ass that you wonÔÇÖt be able to feel your ass anymore.ÔÇØ Caleb ranted.

    ÔÇ£You are not Squilliam Fancyson and I sure as hell am not letting you do that, so IÔÇÖm gonna call the authorities.ÔÇØ said the security guard.

    ÔÇ£Oh shit, run Starr!ÔÇØ

    Caleb and Pierce ran as far as they could from the club until they saw the Ocean City Needle, the tallest tower in Ocean City.

    ÔÇ£Dude, letÔÇÖs go the top of the Needle!ÔÇØ Pierce said.

    Pierce and Caleb then climbed to the top of the Ocean City Needle, both were really exhausted from climbing all those stairs.

    Oh, its a restaurant and its closed? Thats disappoint..

    Pierce and Caleb both passed out.

    The next morning, a random crab was pinching at Pierce and Caleb.

    ÔÇ£Are you guys okay?ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Ah my head is throbbing, who are you?ÔÇØ Pierce asked.

    ÔÇ£My name is Jason, but the better question is what are the two of you doing here?ÔÇØ

    Caleb then spotted a help wanted sign at the window of the restaurant. ÔÇ£We are here

    because my buddy Pierce wanted to apply, but wanted to beat everyone else to the punch.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Oh, well my boss will be here any minute now, feel free to ask him.ÔÇØ Jason stated.

    Pierce and Caleb waited as the manager, a flounder, arrived as Jason explained how Pierce wanted to interview for the position of waiter. Pierce then went inside and had his interview. Caleb patiently waited until Pierce came running out screaming that he got the job.

    ÔÇ£Congrats, I look forward to seeing you here tomorrow.ÔÇØ the boss stated.

    ÔÇ£Thank you so much Mr. FlounderÔÇØ Pierce screamed.

    ÔÇ£I look forward to working with you too.ÔÇØ Jason responded.

    Pierce and Caleb both went back to their respective rooms as both needed a good night sleep and a migraine from their wild night.

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    ÔÇ£And that is how I got my first job in Ocean CityÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Daddy, were you an alcoholic?ÔÇØ Taylor asked.

    ÔÇ£No son, just because I had to much to drink doesnÔÇÖt make me an alcoholic. But that night helped me meet Uncle Caleb and Uncle Jason.ÔÇØ

    ÔÇ£Oh okay, well continue the story.ÔÇØ

  15. Three things I have to say

    A - I might be coming on here less due to me getting overflowed by schoolwork (I am taking three English classes this semester -_-), but I won't be gone

    B - Dragiiin, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm here 428899.gif

    C - What did Goosebumpsfan do to get banned from here? This had to happen yesterday when I wasn't here lol

  16. Sorry dragiiin, I am using another one of your Gen Pat characters, it's not Octi 428899.gif

    UPDATE:

    I already have the teams/contestants set for next season already. When I will start, I still have no clue since we already got two semi-reality shows going right now and I don't want there to be overkill right now, but I guess the least I could do is show you the contestants for the season

    You may already recognize these players from previous seasons of Spin-off Action. Well, I can already tell you that these guys will all be on the same team together and are all getting another shot at winnning since none of these players ever won the million dollars before. Introducing, the Spin-off Action All-Stars and what show they are from. 428899.gif

    Andi (Squids vs Squirrels)

    Nadia (The Squid Squad)

    Spongesally (New Adventures of SpongeBob and Friends)

    Parla (Underwater Idol)

    Squendell (Squidtropolis)

    Mark (Scooter's Paradise)

    Chico (Just Like Pearl)

    Sam (The Sea Files)

    Now as for everyone else, these people will probably seem more familiar since these spin-offs are more recent and are airing or have aired on the SBC. I haven't decided a team for any of these next sixteen yet, but expect them to be seperated into two more teams. Now this in no way, shape, or form does this mean that the characters listed have to leave their spin-offs like some people thought back when I had Spin-off Action airing last year. However, if you have a problem with me using one of your characters, please let me know, I won't be mad 428899.gif

    Mango (Generation Patrick)

    Aaron (SpongBlade GF)

    Naomi (Bikini Top)

    Alvin (Spongecraft)

    Morticia (Coral Drive)

    Zack (Z-Storm)

    Jonda (The Island Sponge)

    Quinn (The Krusty Train)

    Mrs. Magic (Mermaid Man: The Brave and The Bold)

    Jeremy (The Misadventures of Patrick Star)

    Julie (Hitting Rock Bottom)

    Titan (Pisces Moon)

    Wendy (37)

    Zeus (The Guitar Lord)

    Marly (The Krusty Krab: The Years Before SpongeBob)

    and.....

    Sharky from Sharky Shore 499524.gif......Don't worry, I got plans for this little troll 428899.gif

    Anyway, I will also explain the layout for this season.

    This season, the contestants will be traveling around the world as this season will parody The Amazing Race. Each episode, the three teams will travel to exotic locations and race amongst each other to each pit stop while along the way they will have to do various challenges or find random locations to receive a clue. The last team to arrive will have twenty minutes to strategize and then vote someone off of their team. The first team to arrive will win the advantage of a twenty minute head start over the bottom two teams in the next leg of the race.

    And of course are fabulous host Perch Perkins will be returning and his minor assistants Sergeant Roderick and Quirky (from SpongeBob in Space) will make cameo appearances.

    So now that you know the details, I hope you guys are looking forward to the return of the action.....Spin-off Action!

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