A Spongey Story to Fame

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This is just a little thing I decided to make. It's about the commercial from As Seen on TV and how Spongebob gained infinite fame from it (I know he didn't but I wanted to do this).

 

First part coming soon. 

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Part One

 

June 22, 2005, 3:28 AM

 

Spongebob ; Gary, the commercial is on!

(in commercial) Pearl : Oh, Jen, i've got a real problem.

Squidward : What's your problem, Amy?

Pearl : I've got all his money, and I don't know what to do with it, AND i'm hungry.

(Krabs laughs off set)

Pearl and Squidward : Who's there? What's that coming from?

(Krabs comes out of purple smoke)

Squidward and Pearl : Yay, it's Mr. Krabs!

Krabs : That's right, Amy! I'm here to help you with your problem. Follow me!

(cuts to Krusty Krab)

Pearl and Squidward : Where are we?

Krabs : We're at none other than the Krusty Krab.

Pearl : Krusty Krab?

Krabs : Right, the Krusty Krab! Home of the world famous...Krabby Patty!

Squidward : What's a Krabby Patty?

(Krabs stares at the screen in awe)

Krabs : Why, it's only the most mouth watering, appetizing food there is in all of the seven seas!

Spongebob : (watching commercial) There I am, Gary!

(picture of Spongebob's tie shown near the grill)

Krabs : First is a fresh, grilled, and juicy patty. Then add some crisp, undersea veggies, and some cheese. Then top it off with a secret sauce and a couple of buns. And voila, you have a Krabby Patty!

Pearl : I want a Krabby Patty.

Squidward : So do I.

Pearl and Squidward : (eating Krabby Patties)

Krabs : Well, how do you like the Krabby Patties?

Pearl and Squidward : (gives the thumbs up to Krabs)

(The top of Spongebob's head can be seen in the background through a window)

Spongebob : Look, Gary, there I am again!

Krabs : Two more satisfied customers! So come in, and have a Krabby Patty today. 

Chorus : The Krusty Krab, come spend your money here!

(commercial is over)

Spongebob (sitting in living room) Wow, that was the best minute of my life. Well, I guess it's time for bed.

(cuts to the next morning, Spongebob is walking to the Krusty Krab)

Spongebob : I guess it's time to do my favorite thing at my favorite place!

(Old Man Jenkins walks by)

Old Man Jenkins : Hey, you!

Spongebob : Top of the morning, oldster.

Old Man Jenkins : I saw you on TV last night!

(Flashback begins with Old Man Jenkins watching a commercial for Bran Flakes that have a similar shape to Spongebob)

Commercial Announcer : New, Bran Flakes, with bold new taste. Bran Flakes.

(Flashback ends)

Spongebob : You did?

Old Man Jenkins : Yep, you were in a commercial.

Spongebob : You're right! (walks off) I can't believe it! He recognized me!

Old Man Jenkins : See ya later, Bran Flakes. Wow, what a nice cereal box.

Spongebob : (beings talking to himself) Hey, weren't you the guy on TV last night? Yeah, I am that guy! How nice of you to notice. 

(fast forward to the end of As Seen on TV)

Krabs : Well, Spongebob, it looks you've finally found your calling.

Spongebob : Yep, i'm glad I gave up fry cooking for this.

French Narrator : Meanwhile, in Ukulele Bottom, an agent for the USTA (Undersea Talent Agency) had actually seen the commercial, and thought the sponge's acting was great, and decided to pay a visit to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty at that very moment, coincidentally..

 

Part 2 coming soon.

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Part Two

 

June 23, 2005, 8:41 AM

 

USTA Agent : (gets out of boat) What a swell place. (enters Krusty Krab and walks up to cash register boat)

Squidward : (looks bored) Hello, may I take your order.

USTA Agent : Yes, i'd like a Triple Kra-(spots Spongebob) MY NEPTUNE, IT'S HIM!

Spongebob : Squidward, what's going on?

USTA Agent : You....you were in the commercial.

Spongebob : Aheh, yes I was.

USTA Agent : You should be in more commercials!

Spongebob : Well, I couldn't possibly, I-

USTA Agent : Nonsense! You can be the star of the Hook Museum commercial our agency has been looking for!

Spongebob : What? No, I want to say as a fry cook!

Krabs : (enters the main dining room) What's going on here? (looks at the agent) Look, it's Quincy Krasine, agent from the Undersea Talent Agency! What are you doing here?

Quincy : I'm here to get the little porous here TO FAME!

Krabs : Spongebob? 

Quincy : That's his name? Yep.

Krabs : YE CAN'T GET SPONGEBOB AWAY FROM HIS KITCHEN!

Spongebob : Yeah!

Quincy : And yet, I can. (grabs Spongebob by the arm)

Spongebob : No, what? REMEMBER ME, SPAT!

Quincy : (drags Spongebob away)

Spongebob : AAUGGGGGGH!

Krabs : NOOO! ME FRY COOK!

Squidward : Whatever.

Krabs : (looks at Squidward) You! You're the new fry cook!

Squidward : How do I man the cash register and the grill?

Krabs : Simple. (gives Squidward a second hat)

Squidward : Mmph.

Krabs : Now to get me fry cook back! (runs straight at the door)

French Narrator : Back in Ukelele Bottom, Spongebob was getting suited for his first Hook Museum commercial.

Quincy : You'll do great, kid!

Spongebob : Why hooks?

Quincy : It's what the agency needs.

Spongebob : But, I miss my job at the Krusty Krab!

Quincy : But, being a famous TV star will be even better!

Spongebob : But, nothing can top the patties on the gri-

Quincy : Oh, shush. You're on!

Spongebob : (trembling, and walking over to a background that was a painting of many hooks of all shapes and sizes) So, what do I say?

Quincy : Repeat after me.

Spongebob : OK, I guess..

Quincy : Come to the Hook Museum!

Spongebob : Come to the Hook Museum....

Quincy : With endless fascinating hooks!

Spongebob : With endless fascin...

Quincy : Go on...

Spongebob : I can't.

Quincy : Sure you can.

Spongebob : No, I can't.

Quincy : Don't say that.

Spongebob : I miss my job at the Krusty Krab!

Quincy : You do?

Spongebob : Yes, I do! I miss my spatula, the patties, everything about the Krusty Krab! 

Quincy : Gee, that's hard.

Spongebob : Sure it is.

Quincy : It seems like you really miss the Krusty Krab.

Spongebob : I do!

Quincy : Well, you can always go back.

Spongebob : I can?

Quincy : Yes, you can.

Spongebob : Then I want to go back to the Krusty Krab!

Quincy : You can't.

Spongebob : I thought you said I could!

Quincy : Well I didn't. I must have said that you could stay a TV star.

Spongebob : I don't really want to..

Quincy : Now, go. It's time to do the commercial.

(spotlights turn on)

Quincy : Aaaand...action!

Spongebob : (unenthusiastically) Come to the Hook Museum. With endless fascinating hooks.

Quincy : (looks at Spongebob in awe)

Spongebob : What is it?

Quincy : That was...

Spongebob : What was it?

Quincy :..AMAZING!

Spongebob : No it wasn't.

Quincy : Nonsense! It was great!

Spongebob : Really?

Quincy : Yes!

Spongebob : Can I do another commercial?

Quincy : Of course!

 

Part 3 coming soon.

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Part Three

 

June 23, 2005, 10:24 AM

 

Spongebob : What can I do?

Quincy : There's a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy season 124 premiere promo, and-

Spongebob : M-M-M-M-M-M....

Quincy : Uhh...

Spongebob : M-M-M-M-M-M....

Quincy : Spit it out.

Spongebob : MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quincy : Yes.

Spongebob : I love it! What do I do on the show?

Quincy : You're Mermaid Man....

Spongebob : Me?

Quincy : Yes, you. You will be alongside this young man (points to Patrick), Patrick Star.

Spongebob : Patrick!

Patrick : SPONGEBOB! (runs over to SB and beings hugging him) HOW ARE YA?

Spongebob : Umm...(says "Good" but comes out as "Greudddd")

Patrick : I'm here to tell you to come back to the Krusty Krab!

Spongebob : Why? I want fame!

Patrick : This is why. (TV appears from nowhere and it shows the news)

Perch Perkins : We're here live at the Krusty Krab, where Eugene H. Krabs is bawling, surrounded by the SWAT team.

Krabs : AUUUGGGHHHH! I WANT ME FRY COOK!! WAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SWAT Team : Now, calm down, son.

Krabs : You don't tell me to calm down! YOU DIDNT HAVE A LOYAL FRY COOK DRAGGED AWAY BY A USTA AGENT!

SWAT Team : That must have been hard, but-

Krabs : YOU TELL ME! NOW LEAVE ME!

(everyone except Krabs walks out of the Krusty Krab)

(TV automatically turns off)

Spongebob : Geesh, that must be hard.

Patrick : Yeah, will you get back?

Spongebob : Well-

Quincy : He can't!

Spongebob ; What?

Patrick : Why not?

Quincy : He wanted to stay.

Spongebob : Well, fine.

Quincy : Anyway, it's time for the commercial! Action!

Spongebob and Patrick : (unethusiastically) Watch the new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy season premiere.

Quincy : (stares in awe) Spongebob, that was perfect!

Spongebob : Really?

Quincy : Yes, you're going to love this!

Patrick : What about me?

Quincy : You were good too, but not as good as this little charmer! (points to SB)

Spongebob : Cool!

French Narrator : As time went on, Spongebob became more and more famous, in more and more commercials, and even starred in a few talk shows. Before time knew it, a new MM and BB season was about to air, so Quincy called Spongebob and met him up in Quincy's office.

Quincy : Now, your next job is- (Krabs comes crashing through the door)

Krabs : ALRIGHTY THEN! WHERE'S ME FRY COOK?

Spongebob : Present, Mr. Krabs.

Krabs : Can you come back, laddie? Mr. Squidward keeps burning all the shakes!

Spongebob : Well... (looks at Krabs and Quincy) SURE!

Quincy : What?

Krabs : Come on, Spongebob. 

Spongebob : Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs!

Quincy : WAIT!

Krabs : No waitin! (grabs SB by the legs and drags him back in the direction of the Krusty Krab)

Spongebob : Thanks, Mr. Krabs!

Quincy : NOOOOO!

(episode ends)

 

Now, the reason I rushed this is because there's a new spinoff i'm looking forward to making.