[SBC What If's]

14/14, no notes, a work of pure non-fiction perfection

[Why I should never be allowed to write advertisements]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE with ZeroSparkThirty, the original Dashboard Professional! Watch how this Finnish girl unleashes the power of emo angst, maki-

...Ahem. Some of you already know me from Hawk's Discord, but for the uninitiated: I'm "Omni", the radio broadcast tech in southeast BC who spends an inexplicable amount of time writing/producing music only to throw it in the trash. I do a mild amount of trolling on Discord and sometimes put out random shower thoughts on Twitter, but after hearing so much about this site from Hawk, I thought I would give it a shot. (No, not that kind of shot, BOB-E. I know you're reading this.)

Off to the other parts of this site I YEET!