[YODAQUEST®: Little Green Man Adventures]

 

Employed me, Disney has. Commissioned me to make my own TV show, they did. Write about my adventures, I now must. Receive health benefits, I do not.

 

Episode 1 (of 1): Invent A New Brand of Fried Chicken, I Do

Hunger, I felt. In need of sustenance, I was.

So to the planet of Naboo, I flew. Kentucky Fried Chicken, I entered.

"Heyo dalee! Yousa gonna order something?" said the cashier. Forget his name, I do, but handsome he was.

"Yes, hmmm! Order your biggest bucket I will!" said I.

"Ok buddy! Meesa make your order right away!" said he. Cooked the chicken, he did.

One bite, I took. Spit it out right away, I did. "Tastes like shit, this does!" screamed I. Seven herbs and spices, clearly not good enough they were.

"Oh noes! Dat Boss Nass gonna feed me to da aqua monsters!" said he. "Worry not! Fix it, I will!" said I.

Made some Special Yoda Adjustments® I did. Terrific, it now tasted!

Woke up 17 hours later, I did. Entire city of Naboo, destroyed it was.

So left on my starfighter, I did. Hopefully deal with them again, I will not.