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  1. 2 hours ago, dmandamanAndKnuckles said:

    do you live in the gulf of mexico you look really familiar

    All that matters is that I live close enough for you to cry and piss your pants. Maybe shit and cum. (smirk)

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  2. 5 minutes ago, SOF said:

    uh welcome i guess

    (also where's that GIF from?)

    From my mouth. I love vomiting rainbows at my enemies before their last breath! The art of diversion, my dear.

  3. Greetings and salutations, denizens of this underwater-themed community. Yes, I am indeed a living, breathing shark. No need to get alarmed, I'm as gentle as a newborn puppy. Puppies look really, really delicious by the way. I just wish they weren't so hairy. Yuck.

    I've been informed of this place from someone in particular, but am sworn to secrecy by the laws of the ocean. Nonetheless, I look forward to terrorizing befriending many of the tasty... er, I mean friendly folks in this reef. Thank you. Oof, there's a fat guy wearing glasses over there. Looks like a complete bigot. Looks like... Epic Meal Time!

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