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yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
I mean uh, Disney+ of course. Got to respect my overlords.
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We live in a society.
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A purple one, like me. An amazing character.
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Rap? More like crap.
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This movie is dog shit.
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Can't wait to suffer both the Kelp Forest slide and Rolling Ball Room in HD!
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I’m disappointed Nickelodeon rejected my spinoff plot lines. And now they go for this? Truly disgusting.
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is she single
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I want my money back.
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Only the power of feminism can truly stop me.
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Special shoutout to all who were snapped tonight. Thanos will return......
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As we near the balancing, I have dished you all out a badge. This badge is to show you are yet to be snapped. When the balancing finally commences, you will either keep your badge, or.... get a new one...
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As I now have the power of the Infinity Stones, it is now my duty to fix this site by halving its population. SBC will now be perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
1) Post in this thread. Say you wish to be balanced, or bow under my rule, or even challenge to fight me! (You will fail.) Either way, I will set my sights on you.
2) At an undisclosed time I will begin the balancing. Half of all mortals who posted will be snapped, and the others I will show mercy to and be spared.
3) Be warned, because when I snap you it will show on the posts you make. You will also disintegrate into messy powder. Yuck.
Good luck, SBCers. I’m waiting.
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Greetings, my now disposable slaves. For the past few months both on here and on your “Discord”, I have been watching. Watching how this community functions. It is truly disgusting to see, and I, Thanos the Mad Titan, have decided to take control. Your inept admins and mods have been banished to another dimension, leaving me in absolute power over this site. Here is how we will run things from now on:
1) Your silly sponge-themed categories have been renamed with better names from my dimension.
2) Ask threads and other similar topics will now count toward your post count.
3) Thanos items can be purchased in the iFish store if you wish to dress like me.
4) I will be balancing this site member by member. In my next thread you will volunteer to be balanced yourself, and by chance you will be either spared or snapped by me.
Enjoy the new SBC, peasants. Taking over sites by force isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe, but this does put a smile on my face....
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Ant-Man would NOT be able to defeat me by crawling inside my ass and expanding. My butt is far too strong for that kind of nonsense, especially with the might of the Power Stone.
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I am incredibly excited to finally have my favorite episode ever, Choir Boys, on DVD.
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Who is your favorite Marvel villain?
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Greetings, I promise you will be spared on my beautiful farm.
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Reading literature isn't something one considers when balancing the universe, but this...does put a smile on my face.
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Good. Now that the DCEU is dead, continue the MCU so I can appear.
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She will not defeat me.
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Happy birthday, jjs. I hope they remember you.
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Disney has purchased SBC!
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Thank you master Mouse for giving me another chance. Pleased to see you again, SBC.