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Dead Eye Plankton

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  1. 9 hours ago, El Jacko said:

    If you're called Dead Eye Plankton, how come you're not blind? :funny:

    A dunna' actually. A just liked tha sound of that name! Dead Eye Plankton. Beautiful!

    8 hours ago, sbl said:

    Oh Dead Eye, we alllllll know you enjoy BDSM.

    No comment.

    5 hours ago, SpongeNicko said:

    Why did you eat my Ritz crackers last night?

    Because A luv ritz crackers. Tasty and salty, just like ya! :funny: 

    5 hours ago, Prime Jedi said:

    On a scale of 0 to 0, how good was Star Wars: The Last Jedi?

    0/10 Chewbacca needed a haircut.

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  2. 7 minutes ago, Wintermelon43 said:

    Ah, so you're a capitalist pig. That explains everything.

    That it does partner!

    4 minutes ago, SpongeNicko said:

    Why do you love Pest of the West so much?

    Are ya tryn'a to get me to whip ya? A hate Pest of tha West! A hated how Dead Eye Plankton lost! Warst episode A've ever seen! 

  3. 3 minutes ago, Wintermelon43 said:

    Why did you steal all the possessions of the citizens of that western city I can't remember the name of? Why are you stealing everyone's money? Why are you such a jerk?

    1. Well at was ma town! A could steal any bady's stuff and they couldn't do a darn thang about at!

    2. Capitalism.

    3. Hey, A'm not a jerk! A jus' like being mean to every bady for no reason! 

  4. Hey, A'm not some kind a' no good bandit, A'm just sum' guy lookin' to have a good tam'!

    Darn, A just broke that sixth rule now didn't A?

    Now listen' here pals, you still hav' to fand fave examples of me breaking them fave rules, and A'll never break a single one, cause A'm a good guy! (probably...) 

  5. Why howdy there! Ma name's Dead Eye Plankton! A've been hearing about this here community for quite some tam naw, and since y'all seem to be doing sum' sort of Wild West event, I'd thought I'd pay a little visit. (and not be doing anything else...)

    Y'all be seeing me a lot more around these here parts, and A'll be hopin' to make some new friends here! By' for naw partner!

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