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4 hours ago, DarknessDG said:

Did anything happen to your ice cream? Also, did anything happen to Patrick's?

I ate my own ice cream. No clue on the starfish's.

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14 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:

See anything suspicious?

That Patrick fellow sure did seem to wander over yonder to Mussel Beach...

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7 hours ago, Wintermelon43 said:

You're a fake, you aren't even sun bleached smh

Your opinion is irrelevant.

1 hour ago, 4EverGreen said:

Ignore him! Anyways, did you talk to Larry before the event, and did you happen to have any flavored ice cream on the day of the event?

Yes, I did talk to Larry before the event, encouraging him to get a tan like mine. And yes good sir, I had cherry ice cream, but I ate it all before the lift-off began.

1 hour ago, Hayden said:

Why do I feel like I need to puke after looking at you?

P.S. Maybe you can buy Larry a new drink in order to prove how tragic you feel this is?

Rude!

I would buy him a drink, but I'm saving that money for a good tan!

1 hour ago, Wintermelon43 said:

Were you a jerk to anyone who isn't tan like you again?

Haha, I barely interacted with anyone! I did try to get that fat starfish to tan, though he kind of ignored me and went off somewhere...

1 hour ago, Homie said:

just tell us patricks ice cream flavor already OMG 

He had cherry.

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Oh dear, so Larry's drink was stolen...tragic. Well I can tell you it wasn't me, I was too busy showing off my hot tan to the beach goers! If you ask me, I think either Don, Scooter or the starfish did it.