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  1. I don't want to get too conspiratorial, but I am pretty sure Old Man Krabs set this whole thing up! In fact, maybe everyone else is in on it, so don't trust anyone sussing me. Well, I want no part in this stupidity! All I can tell you is I know I was there when the blackout happened, I am 1000% safe.

  2. 20 hours ago, President Squidward said:

    I'm surprised you didn't go for Squidward instead of Squilliam. I thought you hated him

    I'm not that dishonest to let my personal preferences get in the way of such a prestigious mystery!

    9 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:

    Did you see any of them do anything suspicious?

    I saw the surfer dude get up from his table at one point, Squilliam also got up from his table, and the washed up superhero, I actually don't know what he was doing.

  3. No, I didn't take Krabs' dime, what would I need it for? All I go to the Krusty Krab for is the food, nothing more. It was probably either the washed up superhero, the surfer dude, or the rich version of Squidward, they are the most obvious suspects. Can I go now?

  4. Greetings, losers! I bet you suspect me of being the Dutchman, and I am sorry to disappoint you, but it was not me. I only snuck aboard to examine (steal) the exquisite cuisine Squilliam had for his party. I suspect the squirrel, Scooter or Mr. Krabs did it.

     

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  5. 20 hours ago, Mimikyu Madness said:

    Why do you think Patrick invited a ghost over you?

    He probably actually likes The Dutchman over me.

    15 hours ago, 4EverGreen said:

    Did Sandy say anything interesting to you, that makes you think that she was responsible?

    She sure seemed fascinated with the sand. Call me a crazy weirdo, but what if she is why the SAND doughnuts are gone? Hmm?

  6. Hi morons, boy I sure wonder who could've stolen Patrick's lame doughnuts. Unfortunately, as much as I would've loved to eat sand, it couldn't have been me because I wasn't actually invited, doofuses. I know nobody will take me seriously, but I suspect it was either the squirrel or the ghost who did it.

  7. 13 hours ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

    Did this food happen to be a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim?

    I wish, but no, not today.

    12 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:

    Why do you suspect Monroe?

    The little brat sure seemed obsessed with winning a prize...

    11 hours ago, Wintermelon43 said:

    Could you move your bubble bass please?

    *moves in front of face*

    9 hours ago, 4EverGreen said:

    Monroe told me that he heard you in the Food Court, talking about wanting to get some FREE candy! Care to elaborate on THAT?!

    Yeah, I wanted candy, but none of which included a lollipop, sherlock.

    5 hours ago, Hayden said:

    What was this fine collection? 

    Patrick told us that you spoke to him and said you were still hungry, so maybe the carnival food wasn't enough for your gullet.

    I had a lot of candy, some kelp dogs, fried oyster skins, more kelp dogs, a pizza, a doughnut, and a pie. Yum. *burps*

  8. 1 hour ago, Hayden said:

    What are your aspirations in life?

    Do you think you have the largest rear in Bikini Bottom?

    None. I'm just going to be that cool guy who goes his own path.

    Yes, and I am quite proud of it!

  9. 55 minutes ago, Hayden said:

    Did you get anything else at the food court that wasn't those disgusting Fried Oyster Skins?

    Only a simpleton would have the suspects you have. You wouldn't last a day in our detective force.

    Yes, I also purchased some jelly tacos, jelly pizzas, kelp fries, a doughnut, and an orange soda. 

    Thank you very much, lucky for you, I have no plans to be a detective.

  10. *burps* Greetings, nosy detective simpletons! I know you're probably suspecting me. Well it wasn't, I was in the food court the entire time! SpongeBob and I may be rivals, but I don't care enough to steal his stupid trophy. Also, the culprit was someone who spoke to him after his speech, and I didn't speak to him at all! Your questions BETTER be worth my time. As for who did it, it was probably the squirrel or snail. Now then, if you'll excuse me... *goes back to eating Fried Oyster Skins and burps again*

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