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Squilliam Fancyson
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4 hours ago, spongebob sucks lmao said:
If you're filthy rich, why are you spending your money eating at the Krusty Krab? Wouldn't you rather spend your money dining out at "Fancy!"?
Any rooms you walked into that day?
Uh...well...Fancy! is a bit too expensive nowadays, and I only have so much money to go around!
I went into the bathroom.
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23 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:
Why do you suspect them?
Squiddy was accused of stealing the dime before, so I wouldn't put it past him to actually do it this time! As for the other two, Bubblebath has a known shady history, and that surfer guy I saw get up from his table at one point. All I know is one of those three had to have snuck in while nobody was looking!
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Such wild accusations being thrown about! I did not take Krabs' dime, I'm already filthy stinking rich! I bet either Squiddy, the surfer guy or Bubblebath took it, it's so obvious!
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20 hours ago, Rudy said:
Did you leave your sculpture to do anything?
Yes, but only to let the other participants know they were going to lose because of my sculpture's pure beauty! I didn't take any carrots as I had no need when I knew I'd win.
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On 12/15/2020 at 1:32 AM, Rudy said:
Did you see anything suspicious?
Why yes, I saw Squiddy sneaking off somewhere, as if he didn't want to be seen...
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AAAAAHHHH! My beautiful sculpture cannot be completed under these conditions! I was building a most handsome snow unibrow, by the way. I suspect Squiddy stole the carrots, jealous of my clearly superior talent and couldn't handle that I'd win! Or maybe the little green guy did it since he's a thief and all. I don't know, you simpletons figure it out, hmph!
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21 hours ago, Winterghost43 said:
Did you have any reason to want to scare anyone
Heavens no, why would want I to scare people away from my party!?
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On 10/13/2019 at 4:59 AM, Pancake John Lennon said:
Squidward is your pal?! Squilliam, eat a kelp bar.
Get that filth away from me!
On 10/14/2019 at 1:50 AM, The Haunted Mattress said:See anything suspicious?
Did you leave the deck at any point?
Yes, I saw Krabs trying to mooch off my money, Squidward being an antisocial dork, and Bubble Bass...barely being anywhere! Maybe it's him!
Yes, I did leave the deck for exactly five seconds to refill my drink!
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Well helllooo everyone, if you wanted to come to my awesome five star Halloween party, it's too late for that I'm afraid! Some boneheaded barnacle head decided to ruin my party by thinking it'd be funny to dress up as the Flying Dutchman! And no, it wasn't me, I have class! If you want my professional and expert opinion on this mystery, it was probably one of these losers who snuck into my party uninvited: my pal Squidward, Mr. Krabs or Bubblebath! It's GOT to be one of them!
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1 hour ago, Winterypuff said:
Did Squidward seem to be annoyed or angry at all? Or did he seem to be suspicious at all?
He sure seemed annoyed that I wasn't paying attention to his sculpture, and he sure wanted his to win.
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2 hours ago, Ugly Christmas Sweater Spongie said:
What did you talk about with Mr. Krabs?
How we both hoped Larry's sculpture would win, and he also asked how much money I had.
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16 hours ago, Igshrew said:
What did Patrick bribe you with?
He was trying to bribe me with the kelp bar.
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44 minutes ago, Ugly Christmas Sweater Spongie said:
What did Larry and Patrick talk to you about?
Larry talked to me about how he was excited to see the winner, and Patrick was trying to bribe me to have him and SpongeBob win, that fool!
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1 hour ago, Ugly Christmas Sweater Spongie said:
Can you tell me what Squidward talk to you about?
He said he hoped I liked his sculpture, and offered me a kelp bar, but I declined.
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12 hours ago, Ugly Christmas Sweater Spongie said:
Did any of the contestants talk to you?
See anything suspicious?
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Larry talked to me.
Yes, Squidward sure eagerly kept looking at me, as if he wanted me to pick his sculpture.
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11 hours ago, dmandablitzen said:
I have some kelp bars in my hand here. Would you like them?
No thanks.
9 hours ago, Igshrew said:Whose sculpture do you think Gary was voting for?
Would Larry sabotage his own win?
Also, did you see Patrick licking anything?
Finally, was Squidward using an oven? How does somebody bake out in public? The sculptures would melt just from the heat of Squidward's endeavor
I dunno, ask the snail.
Why would Larry sabotage his own win?
I saw Patrick licking snow, but not any near the sculptures.
Squidward was hand making them, there was no oven, as much as I admire your insight into that scenario.
9 hours ago, Goofy the Red Nosed Goober said:You seem to be avoiding the question about multiple sculptures being stolen...
What about it?
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Greetings, it is I, Squilliam Fancyson! It is a shame what happened to the snow sculptures, if I had the pick, I would've had Larry's been the winner. I personally think either Squidward is the culprit, and I'm not saying that out of any petty grudge. Anyways, ask me your questions here, and I'll answer when I feel like it.
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11 hours ago, NegiVampy said:
Did you see anything suspicious before or after the donuts went missing?
I was too busy counting how much money I have!
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23 hours ago, dmandaboi said:
Well that’s one question answered.
Why do you suspect those two? I’m pretty suspicious of one of them myself; I want to hear your side of the story.
Mrs. Cheeks could've tried to analyze the kitchen's sand. As for Squiddy, I just suspect him because why not.
16 hours ago, Mike Geiger said:Plot twist: Maurizio stole the donuts all along
Who?
14 hours ago, Mimikyu Madness said:Squilliam, are you admitting you have no friends so you have to crash peasant parties?
Hey, I'll have you know I have plenty of friends! I could've gone to a yacht party if I wanted to!
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Hello, hello, my lovely people! Yes, I like attending parties I wasn't even invited to at all, hahahah! I didn't steal the doughnuts because yuck, I wouldn't eat trashy sand food! It was probably Mrs. Cheeks or even Squidward who stole the doughnuts, yeah!
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22 hours ago, NegiSantie said:
Was Perch using his phone during the chaos after the eggnog was spiked?
I'm not sure, but he definitely used it after to report the incident on Twitter.
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On 12/22/2017 at 6:19 PM, HayBellsJinglin said:
Which guest was supposed to get a cruise as their present?
Old Man Jenkins, I thought the poor fellow deserved it.
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20 hours ago, NegiSantie said:
Did you eat any of the cucumber sandwiches you set out?
Of course!!!
There's all kinds of yummy food at my place!
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16 hours ago, HayBellsJinglin said:
Insinuating stereotypes about old people's ability with technology? Why Squilliam, that doesn't seem very charitable.
Perhaps I should tell Perch and the news about this.
Don't you dare! I'll give you a gold statue of my image if you don't spread such LIES about me.
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SpongeBob Whodunnit?: Episode 18
in Krabby Land
Posted
Oopsie, busted!