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    Squidlard Does a Thing

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted · Edited by HeSheMeWumbo

    HERES THE SQUEL BOIS:

    Squidlard went to the store and bought a hat. It made him smart so he solved E=MClittle2 and he stopped hunger. He was a memelord until his phone rang. It was Spongeboob, who followed in his footsteps. He told Squidlard that his book was a success. He had published a book called "Squid un Animal Fat" and it was about his unusual life. Meanwhile, in another dimension, things were actually normal. Anyway, Squidlard went to live on land. He died. Now he is forever stuck in limbo.

    THE END.

    I told you it was a stupid sequel.

    Squidlard Does a Thing

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted · Edited by HeSheMeWumbo

    Squidlard Does a Thing

     

    One day, Squidward decided he would be stupid. He changed his name to Squidlard and got drunk on kelp soda. He woke up the next morning in the doctor's office. The doctor said he was going to be stupid forever. Squidlard said, "What will happen to me?" The doctor replied, "Why the hell are you asking me? I'm a doctor, not a scientist, now get out of my office, you sack of kelp flakes!" Squidlard had done a thing! "I'm so stupid! Literally! How can I go back to my normal self?" He said. He never thought of an idea, so he looked at memes and read the For Dummies books for the rest of his life. He got a career in being the Memelord during that time period, and he was the greatest ruler of all time.

    Squidlard really dun goofed.

    One day, Squidlard decided, " I will not be remembered as stupid!"

    So he pretended to be Stephen Fishsticks for the rest of his second life.

    Squidlard died a memelord and a hero.

    Scientists figured out what Squidlard was doing and tried to figure out how he did it. They never did.

    THE END

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    The Lost Six

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted · Edited by jjsthekid

    The Lost Six - The DVD

     

    Whatever you do, don't ever pick up a box of SpongeBob DVDs in a random alley. You will learn why in this recovered blog from an SBC user. His account has gone without a trace.

    This is the first post:

     

    It caught me off guard. Really, it did. The DVD, I had never seen anything like it before. The title was "The Super Six", a title which had never been on any other SpongeBob DVD before. I know that as I am a big SpongeBob fan. I have all the merchandise and DVDs, but this, this I had never got in any shape or form. Not even a photo or any information about it. I asked my friends over at SBC, but they said I was crazy. So I looked at the back of the cover.

    The only thing on there was SpongeBob. I swear to god I saw one of Patrick's arms behind him. Anyway, nothing else.

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    I opened the case. The disc was plain yellow.

    I inserted it into the DVD player, and boy I got a shock.

    The only language on the selection screen was "YOU WILL UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING". I selected it. The aftershock was worse.

    The main menu screen was pitch red with the same picture as the one on the back cover. I looked at the selection list. These were the episodes:

    You

    Better

    Start

    Running

    Soon

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    It was clearly a message, but the last episode's title puzzled me. What does this mean?

    I haven't watched the episodes yet. I will watch the first episode soon, until then, this is goodbye.

    See you in the next post.

    After this post, his account went blank. Apart from the blog.

     

    Hey! HeSheMeWumbo here! Hope you enjoyed the first part of my creepypasta! SWEET DREAMS.

    Updates will appear below here:

     

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