[Tommy Wiseau's Joker audition]

i mean he'd be good for the original kind of joker, the murderer that wears faces joker that was sorta looney but in another way 

[Squidward's Anecdote]

Shouldn't you be making some cookies for ma ma?

[Hello!]

ey yo

[Browsers]

noice

[Some Deep Poems I Made (SBM Repost)]

Another one I made.  No meaning because I decided it's kind of better if finding the meaning for yourself.

If we thought, if we might not,
sail through the molecules of time and space,
could we save, would we save,
the others from the paths of evil and beyond?
How I wonder, do I wonder,
If we did, If we wouldn't,
would time change forever,
wouldn't life change for the better?
or due to our mistakes
we are nothing but failure in the shape of a diamond.
we are not shining, we are not flying,
but we swear, we care that we will some day,
someday stop the madness of this outlaw torn.
But time was never on our side,
but how we loved nothing more.
The things we hate, are things we love, after all.

[Some Deep Poems I Made (SBM Repost)]

Yes, this is an SBM Repost, aka I made this on SBM first, and copied it here.  Enjoy.

Hey guys, I just recently got into poetry, and decided to make some deep ones, because I love writing, especially when I'm talking about something, but with almost no mention, just metaphors, similes, and other things.  Here's my two, with meaning.  Both mention lies.
 
When a man hides his truth, he murders part of the world,
the pitiless screams that men miscall life, 
of which I can bear no longer, 
the soft feeling of love and warmth, the harsh feeling of reject and death now feel as though they are one, 
Kingdom of Salvation, may you take me home.
 
Yes, this inspired by To Live is To Die by Metallica, just kinda rewritten by me.
 
What this poem means is that when a man lies about his life, he slowly ruins the world around him.  For awhile, everything is the same to him, right and wrong, good and bad, and of course, truth and lies.  The Kingdom part is saying that we must protect ourselves from this wrongdoing.
Now the next one.
 
The pledge we make, to the dark unknown,
is only securing our seat to disaster.
Come one, come all, to the tradegies we make,
To the downfall of our sake.
The failure we make, collecting lies and reproducing them as truth, only weakens our bond.
To this, I say we are not ourselves, we are something else.
 
Oh man. Deep af.
 
This is about how everybody mainstream nowadays is trying to be what we've already saw.  When they're a teen/in 20s, they say they need/want to be exactly like this person, aka making a pledge to secure their seat to disaster.  Come one, come all means when someone popular does something, the others also do it.  When the popular one makes a tragedy, the others make one as well.  The downfall of our sake means we have lost interest in finding something, or being something different.  The failure we make, lies and truth bond blah blah blah means that when someone you want to be says something, and you collect that which could be a giant lie, we reproduce it as truth.  When someone finds out it's a lie, it weakens the bond between them and the others that hear it.  I say we are not ourselves we are something else because, those people aren't their own self, they're copies of others.
 
the end

[Your Current Thoughts on the 2010s]

2010 - Eh, forgettable.

2011 - Even more forgettable.

2012 - Great year of my life, much better than '10 or '11.

2013 - sorta forgettable

2014 - extremely forgettable

2015 - Best year of my life so far pretty much.

2016 - In the race for worst year, a lot of shit happened that wasn't too good.  Got a little depressed.

2017 - Man, this year wasn't too kind either, but much better than 2016, so that's good at least.

[Nematodes]

they were in an episode once

 

and then everyone forgot about them

[Jaden Smith: The Anime, brought to you by Netflix]

"american animation is anime to the rest of the world, but to us, anime is japanese.  it is the god of all life, people come to it and feed it everything it wants."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           -Jaden Smith

[Just a reminder]

DON'T FUCK WITH ME

I GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

AGHHHHH

 

seriously though i'm gonna try and be active on this site.

[Teams Sign-Ups]

Ey, one of you good lookin' leaders draft me.

[June 2017 Premiere Info]

On 5/23/2017 at 9:50 AM, jjsthekid said:

Lost and Found plot:

Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob in search of a missing toy, and SpongeBob finds himself lost in the lost-and-found.

So then what your saying is that Mr.Krabs lost a dildo, Spongebob must find it, but commits suicide before he even can find it.

[June 2017 Premiere Info]

Wonder what the story's gonna be like for my main amoeba Spot

[Hi]

white man from sbm you most likely know (I swear I hope you're Piston Patrick from SBM) here, sadly we don't have any underpants slam-

[Ey, am KarateSponge.]

A lot of you know me from SBM, but I am a 15 year old who does stuff.

Remember this moment right here, because this is something you may never agree with...

I like the Patriots.

Well I'll kiss this account goodbye because it's just gonna get hacked or banned in about 2 minutes from now.