[Ready Player One(2018)]

i read excerpts from the book and thought it was cringeworthy garbage but i pretty much loved this.  saw it twice in two days.  pretty much done with doubting Spielberg on anything after he did this.

[What'd ya last watch? (Movies)]

READY PLAYER ONE legit had no reason to be as good as it was.  but it is and for that I'm grateful.  been a loooonnngg time since I saw a movie two days in a row because it was that much fun to watch.  gonna make a mental note to not doubt Spielberg ever again.  9 or 9.5/10

[Disney/Pixar Bracket]

5 hours ago, Steel Sponge said:

Goodness gracious, MS Paint has a Text tool.

 

 

but I DON'T WANNA USE THE TEXT TOOL

[What if Sandy Cheeks died as a child?]

what if sandy died by the impossible  pendulum blade trap from SAW V

[What if Sandy Cheeks died as a child?]

1 minute ago, توقف عن العمل said:

also I am getting de ja vu here

 

You are not allowed to visit this community.

[What if Sandy Cheeks died as a child?]

i would celebrate over the grave of her dead body

[Rank the Marvel Cinematic Universe]

1. Iron Man 3
2. Winter Soldier
3. Guardians of the Galaxy 2
4. Ant-Man
5. Black Panther
6. Iron Man
7. Guardians of the Galaxy
8. First Avenger
9. Spider-Man Homecoming
10. Civil War
11. Doctor Strange
12. Iron Man 2
13. The Avengers
14. Thor Ragnarok
15. Incredible Hulk
16. Avengers Age of Ultron
17. Thor The Dark World
18. Thor

[Disney/Pixar Bracket]

 

post your bracket here and stuff.  here's mine (had to do abbreviations because I used MS Paint).

 

[What'd ya last watch? (Movies)]

PACIFIC RIM UPRISING - better fights than the original (shifting from mostly nighttime fights to daytime fights was a wise decision, and robot vs. robot is considerably cooler than robot vs. kaiju), but you can fucking tell this is from a tv show director because it sure as hell feels like a tv show.  the lighting and feel of the film is atrocious.  i'd call Scott Eastwood wooden, but i doubt he'd even be able to portray wood convincingly.  falls into the same poor characterization trap that the first one suffers from (which i rewatched recently and hoo boy does it not hold up).  luckily Charlie Day gets to ham it up a bit and play the villain which is fun as hell.  most of the stuff from the first, say, 60% of the film is boring and failed to captivate me, but it does manage to hold my attention for 30% of the film after that before i started zoning out again for the last 10%.  4/10

[Deadpool 2]

looks great.  laughed my ass off at "from the studio that brought you 27 Dresses and The Devil Wears Prada."

[AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR!!!]

it looks like an oversized bore that clashes all the MCU characters without a care in the world as to how it all comes out.  seriously, fucking 64 characters?  ridiculous.  zero chance that they can balance out everyone.  Deadpool 2 looks 100x better and comes out a few weeks after.  also #Justice4Hawkeye

[AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR!!!]

I can't be the only person in the world who thinks this looks bad.  right?

[What'd ya last watch? (Movies)]

Tomb Raider - almost all the action scenes are very well done, but it gets bogged down by unnecessary origin story cliches and lack of emotional involvement from any character/actor that isn't Vikander (who's excellent btw).  the lighting is garbage (just because you're in a tomb does not mean it needs to be pitch black) and took me out of the film.  started zoning out during the pointless and meandering exposition scenes, and honestly was only half paying attention by the time they started raiding the tomb.  5/10

[My Hero Academia]

when I got the email notification for this I thought it said Boku no Pico for a second and i got concerned

[Teen Titans Go movie in July 27, 2018]

more hyped for this than It 2

[IT (film)]

I fucking loved this movie and will likely see it multiple times in theaters.  Absolutely fantastic.

[IT (film)]

The book is fucking fantastic and all the trailers for this have been excellent.  Needless to say, I'm hyped as fuck

[Why Must You Have Watched At Least Five French Movies In The Past Year To Join?]

4 hours ago, Wumbo said:

lmfao if you don't like the rule then leave

i joined just to post this, as i have not watched five french movies in the past year, i will swiftly be on my way out

 

(psst, you can stay)

(the rule is a joke)

[Why Must You Have Watched At Least Five French Movies In The Past Year To Join?]

23 minutes ago, SpongeBob's #1 Fan said:

That seems like a stupid rule!

cause this is a club for C          I          N          E          P          H          I          L          E          S

[what part of pig do u wanna touch the most]

i want his penis to make a connection with my anus

[galaxy goats]

this is not related to the youtuber MineCraft Awesome Parodys

 

locked

[Discuss Your Latest Cinema Experience]

A thread to discuss the recent works of cinema you have watched.  Keep this as sort of a log of films you've watched if you want.

for example:

"I saw The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature.  It sucked my nuts.  the end."

 

 

 

 

C I N E M A

 

[Homophobia: The Miniseries]

[Homophobia: The Miniseries]

game of thrones who?

[Homophobia: The Miniseries]

this is like my first time coming onto this site in a while.  I'd just like to say thank you for uncensoring my swear and I'm following this topic cause this is great

 

11 hours ago, Metal Snake said:

"EVERYONE THINKS EVERYTHING IS SJW PROPAGANDA NOT CONFORMING TO THE ALT-RIGHT"

Public Service Announcement. Youtube =/= The general public

 

Also since this was a point I'd made, I'd just like to clear up that I'm talking EXPLICITLY about YouTube comments sections.  I'm not implying that they're the general public in any way whatsoever, cause they're not, but it does indubitably affect the comments of most videos on the site (which is a petty thing to complain about, I know, but it's just something that's been an annoyance to me for quite some time).