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  1. i am literally only capable of having film-related opinions so here are some:

    -I, Tonya is hateful garbage that tries to make us laugh at abuse and is a tonal clusterfuck.  Allison Janney is one-note and overacting and shouldn't have won the Oscar

    -Last Jedi is the best Star Wars film

    -Isle of Dogs is pretty good but it's also pretty forgettable.  it's been getting too much praise for achieving a level slightly above mediocrity

    -Geostorm is a genuinely good disaster movie

    -Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is the best Jurassic Park sequel, and very close to getting a perfect score from me

    -Mamma Mia! is a genuinely good movie and will probably become a classic one day

    -A Cure for Wellness is one of the best films from 2017

    -ever since the 4th one, each Fast and Furious movie has gotten better than the last.

    -Valerian is fucking great

    -barring Matrix Revolutions, I like every film the Wachowskis have put out.  related to this, Speed Racer is fucking amazing

    -both Jumanji films (1995 and new one) are bad

    -Batman v. Superman is a solid movie.  Justice League on the other hand is probably one of the worst superhero movies ever made

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  2. 10 hours ago, Burgerpants said:

    I watched Episode 7 the Sunday of it's opening weekend, and everybody was constantly grinning, laughing, applauding, all that stuff. Nobody did that in the entire running time of this movie. I think this one girl at the back kept laughing at random points at things not intended to be funny, I'm not sure.

     

    my showing of Book Club on Sunday morning was about 80% full.  my showing of Solo on opening Friday night was about 15% full.

  3. 16 hours ago, 4EverGreen said:

    Via Netflix: "Men in Black". You have NOT seen this movie until you have seen it on a 50 inch, 1080 p, HDTV Plasma Screen! :cool: Enough said! ;)

     

    that's odd, I've seen it multiple times while watching it on something that isn't a 50 inch 1080p hdtv plasma screen

  4. The final 20 minutes with

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    everyone betraying each other

    reminded me of Pirates of the Caribbean and I really dug that.  I liked the opening scene and that train scene too.  Unfortunately I started zoning out for the rest of it.  The cinematography was UGLY too.  Fantastic score though.

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