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    SBCinema

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Here's my next SBCinema guest write. This one was pretty difficult to write, but I managed to pull it off.

     

    45. SBC Millionaire

    Movie: Slumdog Millionaire

     

    PatBack, hailing from the slums of SBC, is a contestant on the game show "Who Wants to Be a SBC Millionaire?", hosted by Jjs. He enters into the game room, with a crowd of SBCers watching the game. The next scene shows PatBack hanging from the rope in an interrogation room, where Head Constable Wumbology slaps PatBack across the face. Inspector Aquatic Nuggets is also in the room. PatBack, who was just on the 20 million doubloons question, has been accused of cheating, due to him being a slum with no education. PatBack tries to plead his innocence, but keeps getting tortured. Nuggets puts a stop to it, and says they shall move rooms to get more info out of him. 

     

    A while earlier, PatBack is sitting on a chair across from Jjs in the game room, ready for the first question. Jjs asks: "Who was the star of cult SBC film "The Guy Falls (AKA A Really Funny Movie)?" PatBack then has a flashback to his childhood days in the SBC slums, which is the remains of what was the Tv.com SpongeBob board, but it is now a land polluted by poverty, noobs, trolls, and spammers. A helicopter is approaching the lands with famous spammer NewLeafFan, who is viewed as a prince among the citizens of the slums. Many of them go chasing after the helicopter for NewLeafFan's autograph. PatBack is in an outhouse on a hill with his brother StormAllenBryat outside, when both hear the helicopter coming near by. Storm then locks PatBack in the outhouse, and goes to get NewLeafFan's autograph. PatBack is pissed, and yells "YOU COCK SUCKING DASTARD!!!" to StormAllen. He tries to get out of the outhouse, but to no luck. PatBack has no choice, so he jumps through a hole in the outhouse, and he lands in a pit of spam. PatBack manages to make his way out of the spam pit, and comes running to a crowd in town square, flocking around NewLeafFan, who is signing autographs. PatBack manages to get his way through the crowd, and gets an autograph from NewLeafFan, despite being covered in spam. Flashing back to the game show, PatBack answers "NewLeafFan", shocking the audience, but he gets it right, starting PatBack off with 1,000 doubloons.

     

    Jjs then asks the next question for 4,000 doubloons: "What was the original catchphrase of the SpongeBob Community?" The choices are as follows:

    A: "Thank you for that unnecessary and somewhat spammy post."

    B: "Welcome to hell, I am your tour guide Aya."

    C: "The safe heaven for SpongeBob fanatics."

    D: "Welcome to the SpongeBob Community! Please leave your common sense and dignity at the door, and pick up these special pills that make you cuss and/or say something extremely random that's supposed to be insulting in nearly every post you make, just because it'll "make you cooler"."

     

    PatBack is struggling to answer this one, but he flashes back to his past again, awhile later, after getting the spam cleaned off of him, PatBack discovers his autograph has gone missing. Storm reveals he sold it off to some fat guy named Rick, and PatBack is furious. However, they hear panic going on in the village, and they see a bunch of Avatar fans ransacking the SpongeBob boards and massacring civilians. They are cheering over Legend of Korra's win in the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, beating out SpongeBob for Best Cartoon in the first time in years (like that's ever going to actually happen). Their leader, Edmasterchaos, sets fire to multiple facilities, and another Avatar fan slays PatBack and Storm's mother, Ponyo Fan. PatBack and StormAllen are upset, but they manage to flee. Flashing back to the game show again, PatBack cannot remember the catchphrase. Jjs asks PatBack if he is giving up already, but PatBack says no, and he decides to use "Ask the Audience". They all say the answer is C, with one member saying B. PatBack chooses C, and he gets the question. The scene then cuts to Aquatic Nuggets with Wumbo and PatBack in Nuggets' office. PatBack's game is being shown on the television in the room. Nuggets witnesses the catchphrase question, and sees PatBack asking the audience for help. He questions him on how he could not remember that one of all questions, but PatBack says he could not connect it to his past. He claims he is connecting the answers to his past, but Wumbo slaps PatBack in the head, saying "You should have chosen A, boy." Nuggets is not buying PatBack's claims however. 

     

    Cutting back to the game show again, many questions later, PatBack is now on the next question for 16,000 doubloons. Jjs asks: "What ex-troll is viewed as a god among the slums?" The choices are:

    A: Person

    B: WhaleBlubber

    C: Lew

    D: NathanJR94

     

    PatBack flashes back to his past again, as Storm and him are running through the alleys of the village. They then come across a strange man who is wearing a costume of a whale. Storm thinks the man is trying to impersonate their god, WhaleBlubber, but the person takes off their costume to reveal 70s, who was planning to impersonate WhaleBlubber to annoy the slums, as he has nothing else better to do his spare time, but they are interrupted when some Avatar fans come charging down the alley. PatBack and Storm manage to escape, but 70s is impaled through the chest with a spear. Back to the game show, PatBack answers "B", as the audience is interested even more, and Jjs is surprised at how much PatBack knows.

     

    Remembering his past again, PatBack is seen with Storm taking refuge in some hut, but it is raining and dark out. They then see a strange girl standing out in the pouring rain, and PatBack tries to invite her in, but Storm is against it, Storm goes to sleep, and PatBack calls out to the girl, and she comes inside with then. She reveals herself as "Jenna". The three begin to bond, and name themselves the "Fantastic Three", based off of the old Fantastic Five tales on SBC. Later on, the three are walking through the Tv.com slums, and they come across a gangster named Hayden. He trains the three into becoming beggars, and they start begging throughout the slums to get money. However, Storm discovers Hayden has been deceiving them, when he sees Hayden take out a noob named Person's eyes with a spoon, revealing he is blinding noobs and trolls to make them more sympathetic as beggars. Storm tells PatBack and Jenna this, and when Hayden is about to take out PatBack's eyes, but Storm yells "SUCK MY COCK!" and the three manage to escape from Hayden. He sends some of his gangster members, Drake, Liam, and Meg, after them. They manage to get on a train, but Jenna is falling behind. Storm reaches his hand out at Jenna, but he purposely lets go, and Jenna is recaptured by Hayden's crew members. PatBack flips at Storm for this, and they continue to argue, as the train continues to go by.

     

    Over the next few years, PatBack and Storm grow up on the train. They make a living by selling goods, stealing people's money, and working as dish washers. The two are on top of the train and they try to get inside, but they accidentally fall off, and go tumbling off the cliffs below. They walk their way through the slums and come across the Terminoob Mahal, a building built in honor of SBC's founding father. They pretend to be workers there, and feed false information to tourists there, along with stealing shoes. Back to the game show, PatBack is on the next question for 1,000,000 doubloons, which Jjs asks: "What former SBC admin had a building built in their honor?" The choices are as follows:

    A: Dylan

    B: 70s

    C: Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick

    D: Terminoob

     

    Remembering the time at the Terminoob Mahal, PatBack immediately answers D, and he is now at 1,000,000 doubloons, much to the crowd's surprise, but Jjs is getting more suspicious. Going back to the past again, PatBack and Storm have returned to the Tv.com slums, which has changed over the past few years, and they try to find Jenna. They find out from a singing beggar named AcidicDragon that Jenna has been raised by Hayden as one of his prostitutes, and has been training her in the ways of sexually seducing people on the internet. PatBack and Storm manage to find Hayden's hideout, and they see Jenna there, reunited with her at long last. They manage to rescue Jenna, but Hayden and his crew catch them. Storm pulls out a gun on Hayden and threatens to shoot him. Hayden laughs and says no noob is strong enough to shoot him, but Storm fires at once, and Hayden is killed. Meg, Drake, and Liam put their hands in the air, and slowly back away. The three then flee from the hideout, and they manage to take refuge in a hotel room. Storm then reveals he has been employed by Hayden's rival crime lord, SpongeOddFan, and was ordered to kill Hayden. Storm then orders PatBack to leave him and Jenna alone, drawing a gun on him. Being the older one, he says he has superiority, and he also tells PatBack to suck his cock. Jenna tells PatBack to go away, as she does not want him hurt, and PatBack leaves.

     

    Many years later, PatBack is seen at a call centre. One of the employees there (JCM in a cameo), is taking a break to enter on Jjsthekid's "Who Wants to Be a SBC Millionaire?", so JCM asks for PatBack to take his spot. PatBack searches the database for Jenna and Storm. He finds nothing on Jenna, but he does manage to find Storm. He manages to call him, and Storm is shocked to hear PatBack's voice after so long. They manage to reunite at a building under construction, and Storm apologizes for his actions. He reveals he is now a high-ranking lieutenant in SOF's mafia. PatBack attacks Storm, but he begs for forgiveness. PatBack then manages to discover where Jenna is from him, and he comes across a luxury mansion owned by SOF. He enters in, and SOF, who is wearing a fancy outfit, asks who he is. He reveals he is his new chef, and he sees Jenna there. SOF goes into the other room, ready to watch a new Gravity Falls episode, and Jenna talks with PatBack. Jenna asks him to forgot about her, and PatBack makes a sandwich for SOF. He gives it to SOF, but SOF is disgusted by the sandwich, and yells "Cruse you, you're fired!" PatBack sadly leaves, and tries to tell Jenna he will wait for her every day at 5 o'clock at the old SBC train station. Jenna tries to reunite with him, but she is recaptured by SOF's men. SOF has also moved to another house outside of SBC City, so the only option for PatBack was to enter in on "Who Wants to Be a SBC Millionaire?".

     

    PatBack is now at the 10,000,000 doubloon question, which Jjs asks: "Which SpongeBob Jeopardy player has the most wins?"

    A: CDCB

    B: Teenj

    C: Aquatic Nuggets

    D: JCM

     

    Unfortunately, PatBack does not know the answer at all, and cannot connect it to his past. Just then, the timer rings, and the show is over for the today. PatBack goes to the bathroom backstage, and Jjs enters, who tells PatBack he can win it. PatBack keeps saying he does not know the answer, and Jjs secretly writes "B" on the mirror. The next day, PatBack is still on the same question. He decides to use the 50/50 option, which takes away A and C, leaving B and D. PatBack says D, after he suddenly realized Jjs gave him the wrong answer on the mirror, due to Jjs' somewhat hostile attitude to PatBack during the game. PatBack keeps saying D is his final answer, and he gets it right. The crowd cheers, and PatBack only has one question left. Jjs takes PatBack backstage real quick for a break, and just then, PatBack is attacked by some guards, thrown into a van, and taken away. Jjs' assistant Teenj comes by to see what is going on, and Jjs reveals PatBack has been "cheating", because PatBack realized he fed him the wrong answer. Teenj questions on why he gave him a wrong answer, but Jjs says it is his show, and proceeds to throw a small temper tantrum.

     

    Cutting back to Nuggets' office, PatBack has explained to them why he signed up. He knows Jenna watches it regularly, and he wanted to reunite with her. Wumbo laughs at this, and asks him why Jenna never sent him a sexual PM many years ago, but PatBack gets pissed and begins to punch Wumbo in the face, and the two begin to fight. They are both restrained by Ssj and hilaryfan80, and Nuggets orders Wumbo to go outside. PatBack swears to Nuggets he is telling the truth, and Nuggets, after some thinking, decides to let PatBack back into the show. PatBack is brought back to the game show, with a crowd of users cheering him on. He is ready for the final question. Jenna is at SOF's safe-house, and she is in the same room as Storm. Jenna is watching PatBack's game on the television, and in an effort to make amends, Storm gives Jenna his car keys and mobile phone. He tells her to go to PatBack, and she manages to escape. Storm, knowing SOF will come for him since he let Jenna go, goes into another room with a bathtub. He fills it with cash and sits in it, waiting for his death when SOF discovers what he has done.

     

    Back at the game show, Jjs gives PatBack his final question, for 20,000,000 doubloons: "Which of the following group of members formed the Fantastic Five?" The choices were:

    A: Nuggets, Dylan, ExKizuna, Dr. Sex, and Elastc

    B: Cha, Aya, Clappy, Sauce, and OMJ

    C: Cha, Aya, Clappy, Sauce, and JCM

    D: OMJ, CNF1, Teenj, JCM, and Cha

     

    PatBack is completely clueless and doesn't know the answer. He only has one lifeline last, which is Phone a Friend. He decides to phone Storm, as it is the only number he knows. Jenna is watching outside, and she realized that she has Storm's phone. She makes her way through the crowd to try to get to the car. PatBack is running out of time, as the phone keeps ringing, but no answer. When all hope seems lost, Jenna finally gets to the phone and answers just in time. The crowd is surprised to hear this, and Jjs, confused on who it is, let's the game continued. PatBack is confused on why Jenna answered, but he is happy nonetheless. He tells her the question, but sadly Jenna doesn't know, and she wishes him good luck. The call has ended, and PatBack is by himself. He decides to take a random guess, which is B....and he is correct. PatBack wins the 20,000,000 doubloons, and has finally gotten out of the slums of SBC. At the same time, SOF and his men are about to enter the room Storm is in. Storm gets out his gun, and as SOF enters, he shoots SOF, before another one of the mafia members shoots Storm. His last dying breath is "God is great", and he dies in the tub of money. Later the same night, PatBack finally reunites with Jenna at the train station. 

    OMG YES! YES! YES!

    20 years into SBC

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 2 The fight/The return of the 2015 staff.

    E.V.I.L: Well that hurt.

    JJS: Stop right there E.V.I.L!

    E.V.I.L: JJS what are you doing here?

    JJS: I am to regain my spot as admin!

    E.V.I.L: We shall see about this!

    E.V.IL and JJS fight.

    Cha: Should we help.

    OMJ and Aya: Nah.

    Mods: We want to help.

    E.V.I.L and JJS fight all the way through SBC and Xat and back.

    JJS: Is that all you got llama guy?

    E.V.I.L: Nope *Punches JJS*. 

    Member: OH MY GOSH SPAM ATTACK AND NOT BY THE 2015 STAFF!!!
     

    Both new and old staff look and see spammers spamming!

    E.V.I.L: Now I am for spamming but this is stupid!

    JJS: 2015 staff get them!

    E.V.I.L: 2029 staff get them!

     

    Join us for Episode 3: Spam Attack!

    EPisode list!

     

    Ep 1 - The begining.

    Ep 2 - The fight/Return of 2015 staff.

    EP 3 - Spam Attack

    EP 4 - 2029 staff talk

    Ep 5 - 2015 staff talk.

    Ep 6 - 10 will be guest written by Madeon.

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