[053a. New Student Starfish]

The greatest lesson of all:the precious value of life. I give this episode  74 good noodle stars for it's brilliant use of attendance, penmanship,  basic desk sanitation ,and of course advance desk sanitation . Fins down the best boating school episode.#skoolisforchumps

[053b. Clams]

And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.  I use to be afraid of the the water and clam chowder because of this episode but now that I'm a man I enjoy both . What's going on? #somthingstupid

[058a. Missing Identity]

I bump to #stingray5000. #those guys rock.

[060b. Pranks A Lot]

I'll remember this episode and that guy and his driving eyeballs. One of the all time greats."you don't have to get it, the prank is for the enjoyment of  the prankster"-one eyed frank. That quote sums up my life. Why would anyone ever want to see spongebob and Patrick in the nude?#iaintafraidofnoghosts 

[050a. Wet Painters]

Mr krabs  would have a vending machine in his home. so stoked to finally see this episode in hd , I hear you can actually smell the wet paint. you don't have to look around we already did that for you.

[049a. Krab Borg]

This episode is the stright poop. Squidward kills in this episode and apparently so do comedy records. Always be slappin to #electriczoo.

[047b. Can You Spare A Dime?]

This episode inspired me to go to college. Squidward as a football player brings a rise to my brow every time. And Yes, I am prepared to say that with my hand on top of a stack of interpretive dance quarterlies.

[If Kenny were to leave the show, would you like if SpongeBob was voiced by a woman?]

If spongebob was voiced by a woman he would be twice as annoying and at least 5 times stupider. Fact.

[Does Anybody else Remember This?]

Yeah bruh.i remember stuff that never happened too like the deleted scene from I  was a teenaged gary and sandy hook

[055b. Mid-Life Crustacean]

Give us credit old man , we're panty professinals. Patrick, you dirty dog. Favorite episode from the neo classical era.

[045a. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]

My pickle started in a jar and now it's back in one again .its like a pawn or something. This episode makes me laugh even when I'm asleep.

[15 Years of Spongebob!]

Spongebob is 15 and still hasn't hit puberty.

[What If SpongeBob Pulled An Adventure Time?]

Spongebob > adventure time. Spongebob rules. Adventure time is lame.

[Meanwhile in Palestine...]

The building is just going to end up getting blown up.

[043b. Just One Bite]

Ah I remeber my first krabby patty. It'll go strait to your thighs, then you'll blow up.classic.gas scene is highly overrated.

[046a. The Snowball Effect]

Oh boy nothing like a game of sherrades. One of my all time favorites.10/100

[048b. Squilliam Returns]

I am the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea .

[Favorite Movie(s)]

St. Elmo's fire # best movie ever.

[041a. The Algae's Always Greener]

This episode is the saltiest of all the sea dogs. The old man did a Fine job on this one.

[Hi Now give me the world.]

Howdy howdy from mother flippen Moscow .

[056b. I Had An Accident]

Is this where the line for the 7 mile spanking machine begins. Great episode. Nice catch,Percy.

[060a. Spongebob Meets The Strangler]

Any things possible with these spikey cleats . Good not bad . Episode

[044b. Idiot Box]

I need my glasses . I'm shaking hands with Neptune. Like how only box shows are on squids tv.

[082a. The Original Fry Cook]

Hate jim. Like the way kids talked in the past at the old krusty krab.very mediocre episode .

[Pedro]

Pedro should go back to the Gulf of Mexico where he belongs.# dirty water