[[1st] Camps Against Humanity]

Count me in! 

[SpongeBob Vending Machine]

You get Boys Who Cry tickets

 

Puts in dime

[[165th] SpongeBob Jeopardy! Sign-Ups]

THE DEMONS ARE CONSUMING ME

[Stop What You Are Doing - Cartoon Character Edition]

I'm Homer J. Simpson!

[What'cha Listening To?]

Dinosaur Laser Fight by Ninja Sex Party

[People using Windows XP read this]

I'm using Windows XP right now It's honestly my favorite version of Windows, but if I have to, I'd upgrade to 7.

[If the Original Movie came out this year and SOoW came out back in 2004]

I think people would see the show as a lot more kid-oriented, IF nothing changed. Obviously the on-land part would be 2-D animation or skipped entirely.  If the land part was kept but with the changed animation for SOOW, the 1st movie would probably be criticized for having less main characters than SOOW and the live action part being a poor redo of SOOWs. I also would think the 1st movie wouldn't be liked as much if it came in 2015 as being such a deviation from the show's wackiness. I'd think SOOW's time travel scenes would be the most advertised. As per the 1st movie's marketing being more on the trench.

[This or that game (SpongeBob Edition)]

Something Smells 

 

Shellfish or Shell (space) fish

[SpongeBob Vending Machine]

You get......nothing

 

I put in a Puffy Fluffy.

[This or that game (SpongeBob Edition)]

Sailor Mouth 

Square or Rectangle?

[If you're a beta reader, cum see how [dolphin noise] I wrote this fanfic]

Moved to the Spin-Offs and Literatures section.

Halibut thinks he has the power. 

[SpongeBob Vending Machine]

You get a seagull.

 

I put in a nickel

[SpongeBob Vending Machine]

You get stung  

I put in 5 pounds of the finest birdseed.

[SpongeBob Vending Machine]

Are you SpongebobTheMuppet on SBM?

Anyway, you get Puffy Fluffy

I put in the internet

Yeah.

You get the world

I put a baseball bat.

You get to read the rules again cuz you're not following them!

I put in Puffy Fluffy

[SpongeBob Vending Machine]

So here's the idea. Someone says "I put in a quarter" or stuff like that. Then the next person says "You get Gary's food bowl"

EXAMPLE (copied and pasted from SBM): ssj: lul i fail at being a admin. im gonna put in a quarter

Abney: ik ssj that is why im also an admin. you get spongebob's house

See? A few RULES:

All items "given" must be something SpongeBob related. No official merch. Like you can give away anything in the SpongeBob universe.

No putting gum in the machine. It gets stuck if you do.

To start off, I'm putting in a dollar.

[SBC Secret Santa Program 2014]

Does it have to be bought with doubloons? If the answer is no, then I'm in.

[Hullo.]

Hi there, Big Bird from Sesame Street here. JK,   I'm Cookie Monster (The good kind of monster)/Constantine the Frog/SpongeBob the Muppet here from SBM! (Psst, if you don't know SBM I'm the bestest member there. Your welcome) I'm not sure if I made an introduction or not so here is my introduction! 

[Hello People]

Hi! Welcome! (Constantine/SpongeBobtheMuppet here, made this a long time ago, and never come here. )

[Hi there! Big Bird Here!]

Thanks everyone!

[Hi there! Big Bird Here!]

Welcome to the forums, Big Bird. And no one will believe you about the imaginary member named Mr. Snuffleupagus.

Fine, come on Snuffy

[Hi there! Big Bird Here!]

Hi there! Big Bird here! I'm Cookie Monster on SBM and yeah that's it.