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I will send mine.
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A revised Bottom 50 (Fan Voted)? Sounds interesting. If you do actually start working on your countdown, I will gladly put in my vote!
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I really love these picture you're taking! I've saved some of them, and I even used a couple as my desktop wallpaper!
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I like A Flea in Her Dome too. I don't understand why people hate that episode.
I think it's mainly its unoriginality that make people hate it (I mean the fleas forming together into bigger shapes), as well as the idea that it's boring. While I personally do find the fleas forming together unoriginal, I thought the rest of the episode was actually pretty good! (maybe even one of the best of Season 5! I have a love for bugs. <3)
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I actually like Atlantis Squarepantis and Best Day Ever.
I think Season 6 was the start of Spongebob's downfall, rather than Season 4.
I find Season 5 to be a tad better than Season 3. (only by a little though)
Season 4 is actually my second favorite season.
I find As Seen On TV to be one of the weakest episodes before the movie (though not in the entire show).
I hate The Great Snail Race, but I like Grooming Gary.
The toenail accident doesn't bother me in the slightest (nowadays).
I'm more or less neutral towards Squid Baby, rather than hateful towards it.
I like Greasy Buffoons.
I don't think Season 6 is the worst Season of the show. (I find Season 7 worse)
I like A Flea In Her Dome and Spongehenge.
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This is a creepypasta, that I made myself.
It is pretty scary, and may contain inappropriate scenes.
PART ONE:
Title Card
The episode title card's colors were inverted, the screen was garbled, the music was scary, it sounded like a really old piano keys being banged with a hammer and there was shrieking in the background.
Instead of the white background and blue text, it had a black background and red text. And if it had a bubbles transition, it now had an ACID transition.
Umm... how did you get the episode? I'm not trying to be mean and critical, but I do think you should at least have some sort of origin for the episode. I mean, did you find it at a garage sale? Did you find it in a thrift store? Did you work at Nickelodeon and find the video? I'm not trying to nitpick, but I do think there should at least be some sort of origin for this strange episode that you found, like how you found it, and where it came from, etc.
I'm not trying to be mean and put down your work, I'm just trying to add a little bit of advice for when you do a creepypasta.
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Oh how incredibly interesting! I will be following!
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I actually really love Ripped Pants! I like the moral in this episode, and I love the song!
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So far, the only ones I disagree with are Squid's Visit, Boating Buddies (yes, I actually like that episode), Dear Vikings, and Pet or Pests. This is a good list so far!
#41
Premiere: February 17, 2009
Squidward abuse goes beyond human knowledge here. This is the epitome of Squidward Abuse. It's also very boring.
Rating: 1.7/10
Favorite character: Squidward
Favorite moment: Squidward being kidnappedFavorite quote: "I'm going to go slam my head in the door repeatedly." -Squidward
Man, those eyes on their hats...
Honestly, I think Smoothe Jazz In Bikini Bottom deserves that title.
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Time to post the 4th and final part!
Part 4 (Final Part) - How it All Began
After contemplating what I just saw, I went back to the video store, with the DVD, to find out where the DVD originally came from. I asked the store clerk about the DVD, and he reluctantly, but willingly led me to the back room. And this is where I learned the secret of how this episode came to be…
The man originally worked with the writers of Spongebob Squarepants, as one of the creators of certain DVDs. He even composed the DVD “Scaredy Pants, I Was A Teenage Gary, and other Spooky Sea Tales”. And he told me that the version of Squid’s Visit that I just saw, was its original and unaired version that was created way before it aired in Season 6. In the late Season 5, after Blackened Sponge and Mermaid Man vs. Spongebob aired in 2007, the writers wanted to make a new Halloween special for the upcoming month of October. They wanted to do something a bit different this time around.
They decided to make a full 30-minute Halloween special, along with 4 rather morbid episodes to follow it. But for some reason, these episodes were delayed, even though they were fully written, recorded, and animated. The 30 minute episode was one where Spongebob and Patrick supposedly find a haunted house/ship and meet what was originally the Flying Dutchman’s first mate. The 30-minute Halloween special was delayed, but it later aired in Season 8 as Ghoul Fools. And the four other morbid tales were released later as regular episodes. The four episodes were Planet of the Jellyfish (Season 8 ), Are You Happy Now? (Season 8 ), One Coarse Meal (Season 7), and Squid’s Visit (Season 6). The three episodes (POTJ, AYHN, and OCM) stayed the same when they aired, but the same thing can’t be said for Squid’s Visit.
It turns out that Squid’s Visit was intended to be much darker than it is today, but since Spongebob was targeting a younger audience, the episode either had to be changed to be less disturbing, or be cancelled entirely. So, the writers lowered the eerie tone of the episode and removed the scene where Spongebob stabs Squidward with the knife, changed the paintings to look less scary, and changed the scene where Squidward finds the rusty cage to the scene where he finds a pile of Spongebob’s stuff with the vacuum cleaner under it. But, even though the darker version never aired on TV, there are DVDs like the one I bought that include this “special” episode, though it’s extremely rare. If you do come across a DVD like the one I bought, and if you are willing to watch the unaired version of Squid’s Visit, just remember, after you watch the DVD, the episode could haunt you for the rest of your life. And if you do have someone that holds an unnerving obsession over you, just be wary. You could end up like Squidward, trapped inside a dark, cold, and isolated room, never to see the light of day, eventually being driven into the dark depths of insanity where you can never, ever escape…
Well, that was my first creepypasta! If you think there’s something that may need to be pointed out or if you want to give a little advice, then feel free to tell me. But still, I hope you enjoyed reading my first creepypasta!
Oh, and sweet dreams… 
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Time to post Part 3!
Part 3 - Together... Forever...
This is where things get truly disturbing. Squidward walks down the stairway, into the basement. And what he sees is extremely eerie. He is standing inside a room, with a dim ceiling light in the center, along with chains hanging from the ceiling. On the opposite side of the room is a rusty cage. He walks to it, and there’s a crude-looking sentence engraved on the front. The inscription, though scratchy, says “Harry – friends forever!”. He looks inside the cage (it has a barred window) and is horrified to find the remains of someone who was trapped inside the cage, with the interior filled with twisted and distorted drawings and writing on the walls. Squidward is even more horrified when he sees that the name under “Harry” is his own!
Squidward tries to escape as fast as he can, but all the doors are locked. Just as he tries to escape the back door, Spongebob appears behind him, startling him. Spongebob looked psychotic, twitching and trembling as he walked. He had a large unnerving smile on his face, and he was holding a bloody butcher knife.
Squidward: Please! Let me out of here!
Spongebob: Oh, I can’t do that, Squidward! If I let you go, you will tell everything to the police, and nobody wants that. And you can’t escape me! I’ve barred every door, every window, every secret passage so that you have no chance of getting out! But now that you’re stuck here, and once I’m finished with you, we shall be closer together, forever….
Squidward tries to break the door down, but it won’t budge. And Spongebob begins to cackle maniacally as he slowly approaches Squidward, who is now huddling in fear. The camera pans away from Spongebob, but the shadows, depicting Spongebob raising the knife in the air, can be seen. Spongebob then pierces the knife into Squidward, causing a large, graphic amount of blood to splatter on the wall, before suddenly cutting to black, but not without a horrible scream from the poor cephalopod. And the episode ended.
I felt extremely uneasy by the time the episode was over, I was determined to find out its origin.
(THE 4TH AND FINAL PART WILL COME SOON)
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Part 2 – Squidward’s Descent into Madness
I turned on the episode, Squid’s Visit, and the title card came up. But it looked rather… eerie. For one, instead of the normal, happy tune it played in the TV version, the sound played a disturbing tune that sounded as if something was scraping along a hard ground, followed by a bang every few seconds. The title card showed the pineapple background, except that it looked ruined. It was covered in gashes and scratch marks, as if something had just torn the pineapple’s texture apart. Instead of the words “Squid’s Visit” being in their usual blue and white, they were actually black and red.
The episode started off normally, with Spongebob constantly asking Squidward to visit him, with Squidward saying “no” every time. But, instead of taking no for an answer, Spongebob steals Squidward’s vacuum cleaner like in the normal episode. And when Squidward comes to Spongebob’s house, he finds that Spongebob redecorated it to look exactly like Squidward’s! Every room, every detail, every mark is correct. Things go normally in the episode until Squidward decides to look for his vacuum cleaner in his art room. And this is where things get really disturbing.
Once he enters the art room, the room is extremely dark, though Squidward is still capable of seeing what is around him. An eerie wind chime-like tune begins to play as Squidward looks at the portraits around him, and some of them looked slightly morbid. One of the paintings shows a decrepit and a feeble squid sitting over a bed and sobbing hysterically. Another one displays a pale, thin Squidward with nothing but hollow sockets where his eyes, nose, and mouth should be. Another painting displayed the clown from the original episode, but with black holes for eyes that seemed to be crying blood.
Squidward sits on the center rug and he huddles in fear. He finds the closet door and goes to open it, and instead of finding a pile of Spongebob’s stuff (with the vacuum cleaner under it) like in the TV version, he finds a large stairway, leading into a cold, dark basement…
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(I figured since I did this on SBM, I'd just go ahead and write it here!)
WARNING: The Following Creepypasta Contains:
Violence
Graphic and/or Unnerving Images
References or Depictions of Blood/Death
Dark and/or Disturbing Imagery
Viewer Discretion is Advised
Yes, I’m writing my first creepypasta about Spongebob, as a Halloween story. This is my very first one, so please don’t be harsh if you don’t like it. And this will be posted in separate parts. Enjoy!
Squidward’s Visit – Alternate
Part 1 – The DVD
Remember the Spongebob episode, Squid’s Visit, the one where Spongebob tries to get Squidward to visit his house? Remember how extremely dark and creepy it was? It turns out that this episode in particular has an original, much more disturbing version to it.
I was walking through an old video store one day, when I found some Spongebob DVDs. There were some DVDs like Nautical Nonsense and Sponge Buddies, Tide and Seek, Sea Stories, Lost at Sea, etc. But, there was one DVD that had caught my eye. It was a DVD named Scaredy Pants, I Was A Teenage Gary, and other Spooky Sea Tales. Like the others, it was around 5 dollars, so I decided to buy it.
Once I brought it home, I looked at the episodes on the DVD. The episodes on the disk were Scaredy Pants, I Was A Teenage Gary, Graveyard Shift, Shanghaied, Nasty Patty, Ghost Host, Squidbob TentaclePants, Night Light, and Spongehenge. Their were actually a few bonus episodes as well; BlackJack, Krab-borg, Doing Time, Funny Pants, and then Squid’s Visit.
I watched the full set up to the bonus episodes, and everything seemed normal. Then I watched the bonus episodes, and one thing seemed out of place; in some scenes in episodes like BlackJack and Krab-borg, the color looked as if it was filmed in olden times, like the 1960’s, and it would flicker a little bit. It looked a little like this:
But other than that, it was normal, at least until I got to the last episode, Squid’s Visit…
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Which couple do you seriously prefer; Kruff, Spandy, Squidiam, Patrindy (Patrick and Mindy), or Squidia (Squidward and Squilvia)?
Personally, I go for a tie between Kruff and Squidia (I prefer Squidiam for the lulz)
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I'd rather go ahead and pick the lovely old Kruffty Towers!
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Oh god… I think I’m going to be sick. Okay, this episode is unbelievable. I cannot believe that THIS episode had been ignored on BOTH of MoBros' countdowns! And it also got a GREENLIT rating on TV.COM?! (Just so you know, I do respect everyone's opinions. I'm just a little surprised at the high ratings it's got.)
This episode, as I said before, is my second least favorite episode of them all (the worst being A Pal For Gary). It’s sadistic, it’s confusing, it’s mean-spirited, and it completely obliterated my once favorite character, Mr. Krabs!
Krabs and Plankton once had a special, soul-bonding friendship ever since they were babies! And they split all because of money. All this time, after Friend or Foe, I thought that maybe Krabs and Plankton, although they disliked each other, at the very least had a friendly rivalry and still cared about each other to an extent (like you said, in Best Frenemies).
I don’t think Spongebob was the one who hurt Plankton. I think Spongebob was only trying to send him on his way. Although it wouldn’t have justify the episode in any way (it didn’t save this episode for me), I think he was only putting up the projector to send Plankton away. I think tormenting him more would be leaving the projectors on. I don’t think he went back to being depressed because after he was told that Krabs was the one who disguised himself as Pearl, Plankton didn’t want to kill himself anymore. Plus, he may have hid in his house for a few, but maybe after looking outside (reluctantly), he probably thought the whales were gone, which probably relieved him. Again, this doesn’t justify the episode in any way, as it didn’t do it for me.
And actually, I think Krabs was the one who hurt Plankton more. Seeing Krabs drive Plankton to a suicidal depression and laughing about it? That was soul-crushing. More soul crushing than any other episode (except A Pal For Gary) could ever be. This episode just showed that Krabs could care less if Plankton died or suffered in any way. The reason why this is my second least favorite episode, is because it shows just how selfish Mr. Krab has become. In Best Frenemies, at least you could tell that even though they are business rivals, they still care about each other to some degree. This episode just proves to me that Mr. Krabs could not care less for Plankton, REGARDLESS of their history. Ironically, I would have thought that the one person Mr. Krabs would have hurt the least (psychologically-speaking) would be Plankton. This is no longer about business; Mr. Krabs went WAY too far. Really... it's actually pretty sad when you think about it. Krabs was just soulless and horrible to Plankton, that it's sickening! Not only is it sad, it's also SICK! Krabs and Plankton had been best friends ever since they were babies, as shown in Friend or Foe. And even today, when you see Krabs insult Plankton or kick him out of the Krusty Krab, he at least cared a bit about him to some extent, even though he doesn't want to admit it.
But One Coarse Meal just HAD to air on television, and let me tell you. It was SOUL-CRUSHING! Watching Krabs laugh at the fact that Plankton is suffering and is about to kill himself? That hurt! It actually made Friend or Foe hard to watch. Krabs not giving a darn about Plankton's psychological pain killed whatever respect I once had for him.It just made me lose ALL remaining respect I had for Krabs and it made him my LEAST favorite character on the show. Again, I do not know how it got ignored on MoBros’ countdowns, especially the fan edition. And I don’t think it deserves all the good ratings it gets. It is one of the worst Spongebob episodes of all time and it wouldn’t get any better for me, even if the writers tried to make it better. Because after that, my once favorite and respectable character had turned into a soulless beast who is worse than any character could ever be (except for a certain creepy old man from Family Guy...).
Rating: -5/10 (without any rules, I would rate it -infinity/10)
tv.com is full of pinheads, that's why.
I'm also from TV.com.
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I haven't seen Chum Fricasee, For Here or to Go, Treats!, Don't Look Now, Seance Shmeance, A Squarepants Family Vacation, Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation, Karen 2.0, Extreme Spots, and Squirrel Record.
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He likes socks.
I like socks too!
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My vote
3. Nasty Patty
2. Are You Happy Now?
1. I Was A Teenage Gary
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Bad endings: The Bully, Stuck In The Wringer, Bumper to Bumper, Nautical Novice, Squid Wood, A Pal For Gary (WORST ENDING EVER!), Are You Happy Now?, and Yours Mine and Mine
Good Endings: Christmas Who?, Band Geeks, Life of Crime, Funny Pants, Planet of The Jellyfish, Plankton's Pet, Graveyard Shift, and Dying For Pie
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jjs asked me to do a commentary for this version of the list, and I'm more than happy to oblige.
Spoiler20. A Flea in Her Dome - It's not my favorite episode, but I'll admit that I'm surprised that so many people chose this one
19. The Main Drain - "And people wonder why the show's going down the drain." i c wut u did thar
18. All That Glitters - Why wasn't this on the original list? Oh right, because MB is an idiot
17. Demolition Doofus - Puff's out of character, so this was automatically one of the worst episodes of the series ever. I'm starting to question this fan-voted list
16. Wigstruck - I was just mocking MoBros, and now I'm agreeing with him! This episode came from out of nowhere.
15. Someone's in the Kitchen With Sandy - I like it for the sexual innuendo
14. Toy Store of Doom - I'd say that this is in Tom Kenny's top three, but Slide Whistle Stooges is in his Top Ten, so I don't know how much credence his judgements have
13. To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants - So MB's problem with this one is that it reminded him of Best Day Ever. It seems that his opinions are getting as original as these episodes
12. Stuck in the Wringer - Sentient object joke: A Mario recolor whines about how his cartoons aren't like they were ten years ago
11. Trenchbillies - I'm starting to feel like a lot of these episodes are only here because they were released later than the episodes that actually deserve these spots
So yeah. Democracy. Pretty awesome.
Time to do what I do best.
Spoiler10. Squidward in Clarinetland - This episode was a masterpiece. Shame on YouTube for not liking it
9. Greasy Buffoons - Did he say "corporate cock contest"? I would have sworn that's what I heard. Oh yeah, and the episode existed.
8. Fungus Among Us - The title is clever. The episode, not so much. Also, MoBros, your napping joke stopped being funny the twentieth time you used it.
7. Squid Wood - It's too bad these writers don't put as much thought into the episodes as they put into the titles
6. SpongeBob vs. The Big One - I agree about the misleading commercials. They made me think I'd see Kahuna Laguna's shlong! Boy, was that a let-down.
5. Karate Island - WAH IT WAS NUMBER ONE IN THE BEST DAY EVER COUNTDOWN IT'S NOT THE BEST EPISODE EVER WAH WAH WAH! I got over it years ago, but it looks like these voters didn't.
4. A Pal for Gary - Thank you Jesus.
3. WhatEver Happened to SpongeBob? - But...this episode wasn't terrible at all. There was a change of scenery, a couple good laughs...how bad can this list get?
2. Face Freeze - That's it. I'm out of here.
1. Truth or Square - Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Out of all the horrible episodes we could have chosen for number one, we chose this? We chose an episode with a decent story, decent humor, and decent songs while genuine crap like One Coarse Meal and Pet or Pests don't even make it on the list? What's wrong with these people? Did they even watch this thing? Or did they just assume that the 10th anniversary special was bad because it was made in Season 6? Heck, these choices in general make me think that their memories are so short that they aren't even aware of the depths that SpongeBob actually plunged in suckitude. They chose the first things that came to mind because they were too lazy to do some actual research. I have to apologize to MoBros for the things I said about his first list. At least he had some idea of what he was doing. This "fan"-voted countdown is downright depressing.
Like I said before: Democracy. Pretty friggin' awesome.
I agree completely! I respect opinions but, I think there are much worse episodes more deserving of the number 1 spot (even though A Pal For Gary is my absolute WORST!). I can even list a few that could've and SHOULD'VE made the list:
Cephalopod Lodge: To me, this is the worst Squidward torture fest I've ever seen! And I've seen some pretty bad Squid abuse episodes (i.e. Squid Wood, The Thing, among others). Spongebob and Patrick follow Squidward to his favorite club, the
IlluminatiCephalopod Lodge, which gets him kicked out. And when they get him back in by setting up an act where Squiddy looks awesome, they blow their cover too soon which gets Squiddy kicked out again! Now why couldn't they have just let Squiddy have his way for once?!The Cent of Money: I really hated how selfish Mr. Krabs was in this episode. Krabs finds that Gary can attract change, in which he uses it to his advantage. But, even though Gary gets in pain as he does attract change, Krabs didn't care whether Gary was in pain or not. To Krabs, it was all "Money money money money money!" As good as the ending felt, it wasn't good enough for this episode to be really good! In fact, it was horrible and too painful to watch!
Gone: Spongebob finds that everyone in Bikini Bottom is gone! And in the end, after he goes almost psychotic, his "friends" come back and they tell him about a holiday they celebrated where they could get away from him! It was absolutely cruel and awful for everyone in Bikini Bottom to ditch Spongebob and celebrate a holiday expressing how much they wanted to get away from him. Even Spongebob's best friend PATRICK said he needed to get away from him! That HURT! If I were Spongebob, I would never talk to Pat again! This was probably the worst Spongebob torture fest I've ever seen (the others I've seen being I'm With Stupid and WhoBob WhatPants (to an extent)).
Little Yellow Book: In this episode, Squidward reads Spongebob's diary and cackles about it! And in the end, when Spongebob forgave Squidward, Squidward decided to be a "donkey" and read SB's PERSONAL diary, which caused Spongebob to cry! And his ending line was no better!
Squidward: Hahaha! I don't care! This is SOOOOOOOOOOO worth it!
Interesting that nobody pointed this out! Although, the list must've been made before 2013, so who am I to judge?
Penny Foolish: This used to be my least favorite episode of the series when it first came out! I don't hate it as much as I used to, but it's still really bad, nonetheless. I mean, Krabs stalks the poor Sponge for a stupid penny and even though he was told in the end that the penny was just a piece of gum (actually a 500$ bill), Krab is STILL looking for the god darn penny by digging up Spongebob's yard! I mean, it goes along the same level of selfishness and greed as Born Again Krabs (another episode I really hate)!
Yours, Mine and Mine: An episode where Patrick acts a huge jerk to Spongebob by not sharing a toy with him and being a brat throughout the episode. I wanted to punch him in the face after the episode was over! And what really turned me off was this line right here:
Patrick: Have you learned NOTHING about sharing? (after Pat buys the toys with SPONGEBOB's money, even after a whole eleven minutes of HIM learning nothing about sharing!)
And finally, ONE COARSE MEAL!
Oh god… I think I’m going to be sick. Okay, this episode is unbelievable. I cannot believe that THIS episode had been ignored on BOTH of MoBros' countdowns! And it also got a GREENLIT rating on TV.COM?! (Just so you know, I do respect everyone's opinions. I'm just a little surprised at the high ratings it's got.)
This episode, as I said before, is my second least favorite episode of them all (the worst being A Pal For Gary). It’s sadistic, it’s confusing, it’s mean-spirited, and it completely obliterated my once favorite character, Mr. Krabs!
Krabs and Plankton once had a special, soul-bonding friendship ever since they were babies! And they split all because of money. All this time, after Friend or Foe, I thought that maybe Krabs and Plankton, although they disliked each other, at the very least had a friendly rivalry and still cared about each other to an extent (like you said, in Best Frenemies).
I don’t think Spongebob was the one who hurt Plankton. I think Spongebob was only trying to send him on his way. Although it wouldn’t have justify the episode in any way (it didn’t save this episode for me), I think he was only putting up the projector to send Plankton away. I think tormenting him more would be leaving the projectors on. I don’t think he went back to being depressed because after he was told that Krabs was the one who disguised himself as Pearl, Plankton didn’t want to kill himself anymore. Plus, he may have hid in his house for a few, but maybe after looking outside (reluctantly), he probably thought the whales were gone, which probably relieved him. Again, this doesn’t justify the episode in any way, as it didn’t do it for me.
And actually, I think Krabs was the one who hurt Plankton more. Seeing Krabs drive Plankton to a suicidal depression and laughing about it? That was soul-crushing. More soul crushing than any other episode (except A Pal For Gary) could ever be. This episode just showed that Krabs could care less if Plankton died or suffered in any way. The reason why this is my second least favorite episode, is because it shows just how selfish Mr. Krab has become. In Best Frenemies, at least you could tell that even though they are business rivals, they still care about each other to some degree. This episode just proves to me that Mr. Krabs could not care less for Plankton, REGARDLESS of their history. Ironically, I would have thought that the one person Mr. Krabs would have hurt the least (psychologically-speaking) would be Plankton. This is no longer about business; Mr. Krabs went WAY too far. Really... it's actually pretty sad when you think about it. Krabs was just soulless and horrible to Plankton, that it's sickening! Not only is it sad, it's also SICK! Krabs and Plankton had been best friends ever since they were babies, as shown in Friend or Foe. And even today, when you see Krabs insult Plankton or kick him out of the Krusty Krab, he at least cared a bit about him to some extent, even though he doesn't want to admit it.
But One Coarse Meal just HAD to air on television, and let me tell you. It was SOUL-CRUSHING! Watching Krabs laugh at the fact that Plankton is suffering and is about to kill himself? That hurt! It actually made Friend or Foe hard to watch. Krabs not giving a darn about Plankton's psychological pain killed whatever respect I once had for him.
It just made me lose ALL remaining respect I had for Krabs and it made him my LEAST favorite character on the show. Again, I do not know how it got ignored on MoBros’ countdowns, especially the fan edition. And I don’t think it deserves all the good ratings it gets. It is one of the worst Spongebob episodes of all time and it wouldn’t get any better for me, even if the writers tried to make it better. Because after that, my once favorite and respectable character had turned into a soulless beast who is worse than any character could ever be (except for a certain creepy old man from Family Guy...).
And these are some of the episodes that I feel should've made it on the fan edition! I mean, I agree with episodes like All That Glitters, Demolition Doofus, and especially A Pal For Gary (the WORST episode of the series). But to me, episodes like Wigstruck, Someone's In The Kitchen With Sandy, Squidward In Clarinetland and Fungus Among Us and even Squid Wood felt randomly placed! I really feel as if the episodes I listed above were much worse than any episode (except A Pal For Gary) on this list could ever be! And I mean, TRUTH OR SQUARE AS NUMBER 1?!???! That was one of the BEST of Season 6! I could name a whole bunch of episodes worse than this one (namely the ones I listed above).
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Number 8: Just One Bite
In this episode, Spongebob finds that Squidward despises Krabby Patties, so he tries to get him to taste one.
· Squidward: [pushes the patty away] No.
· SpongeBob: Open up the tunnel, here comes the train. Choo-choo... [squidward slaps it away]
· Squidward: No!
· SpongeBob: [reaches behind Squidward's ear] Whoop! What's that in your ear? [pulls out a patty]
· Squidward: Quit it.
· SpongeBob: Come on, open wide!
· Squidward: SpongeBob, if I were trapped at the bottom of a well, for three years, with nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, I'd eat my own legs first... [walks out from behind the counter] and not just the extra ones. [walks off as SpongeBob follows]
· SpongeBob: But it's good for you!
· Squidward: [turns around] G--Good for you?! That thing is a heart attack on a bun!
· SpongeBob: No, Squidward, I meant… good for your soul. [background turns to a heaven-like sky sky and SpongeBob wearing wings and a halo and doves are seen flying in the background and a choir is heard]
· Squidward: Oh, puh-lease! I have no soul. [background turns to fire, and flying bats and hell laughter is heard. Squidward walks off]
· SpongeBob: Okay, just half.
· Squidward: No.
· SpongeBob: A quarter?
· Squidward: No.
· SpongeBob: One bite?
· Squidward: No. [squidward enters the bathroom. When he opens a stall door, SpongeBob shows him the patty]
· SpongeBob: Just smell it.
· Squidward: If I didn't want it out there, what makes you think I'd find it more appealing in here?! [slams the door.]
He eventually does and bites only a piece of the patty off. Squidward's opinion of Krabby Patties seem to
remain unchanged as he angrily says to SpongeBob that the one he tried was the most "horrible, putrid, poorly prepared, vile, unappetizing, disgusting excuse for a sandwich it has ever been my displeasure to have slither down my throat!" and literally buries the patty.
· Squidward: [throws the patty on the ground] And I curse this Krabby Patty, and all who enjoy them, to an early and well-deserved grave! [puts a tombstone on top of the patty with 'R.I.P.' and a picture of a patty on it] Get it?
· SpongeBob: But, it doesn't make any sense. The Krabby Patty is an absolute good. Nobody is immune to its tasty charm.
· Squidward: Nobody but me.
· SpongeBob: Are you sure?
· Squidward: Does this look unsure to you? [close-up of Squidward's wrinkly face]
· SpongeBob: No.
· Squidward: Good! Now go spread the word!
Once a dejected Spongebob leaves, Squidward desperately digs up the patty and proceeds to devour it as he actually likes them. He wants to have more, but after stating how much he hated them, he has to sneak around to get his hands on one.
· Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob?
· SpongeBob: Yes, Squidward?
· Squidward: I need a Triple Krabby Supreme on a kelp bun, [gets more excited] with-- with extra sea pickles and, and burn it to a crisp, okay?
· SpongeBob: Coming right up! [flips the patties again] Listen, Squidward. I want to apologize for before. I was only trying to make you happy. [squidward moans and groans. His pupils flip as the patty does] But I guess deep down inside, I was trying to make myself happy, but now I've learned there's room for all kinds of people in this crazy old [indistinct. Squidward licks his lips] ...and they all don't have to like the same things. [the steam from the patties forms a figure and it kisses Squidward's nose then disappears]
· Squidward: Don't go...
· SpongeBob: ...And while I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it. [spongeBob holds up the Krabby Patty. Squidward tries to take a bite but SpongeBob takes it away and Squidward's face goes into the grill] You know, it's not often I get to make one like this. I want to see the look on their face when they take that first bite. [walks off. Squidward looks up with a burnt face. SpongeBob walks out of the kitchen] Triple Krabby Supreme! Triple Krabby Supreme! Did somebody order a Triple Krabby Supreme? Huh, they must've left.
· Squidward: Well, why don't you just, uh, leave it out here, in case they come back.
· SpongeBob: Noooope, a patty this special should be eaten fresh, and... well... I haven't had one of these babies in over twenty minutes, so... [eats the whole patty in one bite. Squidward gasps] Well, whoever they were, they had great taste! [squid groans and chatters then starts to cry] Ahh, they don't know what they're missing. Well, back to work! [walks back into the kitchen]
· Squidward: What do I have to do? Eat one out of the garbage? [Frank with a big belly walks up to the trash can with a partially eaten Krabby Patty]
· Frank: I wish I could eat this, but I'm so darn full. Oh well. [drops the patty in the garbage]
· Squidward: I had to say garbage... but, okay! [runs to the garbage can. Inhales deeply and eats everything in the garbage can. When he lifts up his head, the Krabby Patty is the only thing left in the garbage. He spits out what's in his mouth and grabs the Krabby Patty. SpongeBob runs over and grabs it out of his hand]
· SpongeBob: Oh no, what's this doing here?! This patty should be cremated! [runs to the furnace and throws it in and cries. Squidward walks up] I know you didn't like him, but... it means so much that you came. [runs off as Squidward starts crying.]
Once nighttime comes and Squidward is in his bed, he gets up and sneaks to the Krusty Krab because of his love for Krabby Patties. Soon, he discovers the Patty Vault and he opens the door, which leads to his Krabby Patty paradise! He starts to enter when Spongebob notices him.
· Squidward: Holy shrimp! I don't know where to start. [picks up a patty] All that matters is that it's just you... and me... and nobody...
· SpongeBob: Squidward? [squidward's face drops] Is that you?
· Squidward: [turns around] SpongeBob? Uh, uh, uh... what are you doing here? [points at SpongeBob. While pointing at him, he notices he's showing the patty in his hand and puts it behind his back again]
· SpongeBob: I always come to work at 3am. This is when I count the sesame seeds. [takes off his green hat] What are you doing here?
· Squidward: Uhh, I forgot my...
· SpongeBob: And why is the patty vault open?
· Squidward: Oh, I thought that...
· SpongeBob: And why are you holding a patty behind your back?
· Squidward: I... I... I... no, I didn't do...
· SpongeBob: And why are you acting so nervous? And why are you sweating so much? And why do you look so hungry? And... [grins]
· Squidward: No, no, wait... it's not what you think. Th-this is a big misunderstanding. You've got to believe me, I... Listen, I am telling you... [jumps up and down] You better listen to me, SpongeBob!
· SpongeBob: You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?
And at that point, Squidward admits his love for patties and then he slams the door and starts to eat every Krabby Patty in sight.
· SpongeBob: I knew it all along, Squidward. No one can resist a Krabby Patty! [squidward eats a bunch of Krabby Patties in all sorts of ways, even a dozen at a time] Squidward! How many are you eating? Squidward! [squidward keeps eating all the Krabby Patties in the vault, Pac-Man style] Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time! Squidward! [As soon as he ate dozens of Krabby Patties]
· Squidward: What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
· SpongeBob: No, worse, it'll go right to your thighs!
· Squidward: My thighs? [pan down showing Squidward's enlarged thighs]
· SpongeBob: ...and then you'll blow up! [Krusty Krab explodes. Squidward's head is sitting on the ambulance's bench while his legs are in a bucket]
· Paramedic: [laughs] Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.
This was definitely one of the best Squidward episodes. It had many laugh-out-loud moments and the idea of this story was superb. And this is only one of the first of MANY good Squidward episodes on this list!
Hint for next episode: Musical Time!
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Well, it's actually an episode where you hate something at first, but once you try it, then you come to LOVE it! (this should be a big giveaway
)Plus I don't like Krusty Dogs THAT much.
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The next one is a Krabby Patty episode but it's not Bossy Boots or Patty Hype (although I do like both quite a bit!).
Top 10 Plankton Episodes.
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What about Plankton Box, Just One Plankton, and Nasty Plankton?