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Perch here live with the Basketball Ceremony! Jjs has received the votes.
Cream, Hayden and JCM are safe. The last basketball goes to...
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Homie. Alas, Trophy has met his end. In addition, OBAB is being eliminated due to multiple absences. Good luck on your journey, Trophy. JCM is now the sole surviving Band Geek.
Our final four is: Cream, Hayden, Homie and JCM! How will it all end!? I don't know, but find out for Round 6 on March 22nd at 8pm EDT! After that, the last two rounds will be next week! Perch out!
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Perch here live with the results!
In Homie vs. Trophy, Homie won!
In Hayden and OBAB vs. JCM, JCM won!
In Cream vs. Fred, Cream won!
The Band Geeks have lost all four pre-merge rounds in a row! Who will they vote off tonight?!
Basketball Ceremony:
The Band Geeks have made an unanimous decision. Trophy and JCM are both safe, giving them basketballs. Alas, Fred Rechid bravely sacrificed himself so his two other teammates could go onward. Godspeed, son. *salutes*
That was quite a juicy turn of events, folks! Stay tuned for Round 5 on March 21st at 8pm EDT, which will be the first merge round, and the tournament format will be gone! I am very excited to see how these last four rounds go! Perch out!
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Perch here live with the results!
In Homie & OBAB vs. Fred, Homie won for the Drasticals!
In Cream vs. JCM, Cream won for the Drasticals!
In Hayden vs. Trophy, Hayden won for the Drasticals!
The Drasticals win yet again giving them a 3 in a row streak!
Job well done! Thankfully for the Band Geeks, tonight is a reward challenge, so everyone gets to dig in and eat the pies they found as the prize. That being said, the boss tells me tomorrow night is 100% an elimination, so the Band Geeks could have to off one of their top three tomorrow night or hope they can climb back up the mountain!
Round 4 will be March 15th (tomorrow night) at 8pm EDT, the last pre-merge round! Perch out!
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Perch is here live with the results! It was an intense match folks, but in the end...
Homie vs. JCM: Homie won! (Drasticals)
Negi vs. OBAB: null and void due to neither showing
Hayden vs. Fred: Hayden won! (Drasticals)
Cream vs. Trophy: Cream won! (Drasticals)
Drasticals get a decisive victory, becoming safe again! Who will the Band Geeks vote off?
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Basketball Ceremony:
The Band Geeks have voted.
JCM is safe. Trophy is safe. And Fred is safe. *Jjs throws basketballs to them*
Unfortunately, NegiSpongie has been eliminated! She put up a good fight for how long she lasted, but her time has come to an end. Good luck to you Negi. *she gets sent off into the bus*
Round 3 will be Wednesday, March 14th at 7pm EST! Stay tuned! Perch out!
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BAH GAWD! Perch Perkins here live on the scene, and @Cream broke the tie for the Drasticals, giving them a victory! The Drasticals are safe from elimination tonight.
Now, for the Basketball Ceremony, the Band Geeks and @4EverGreen, the lone independent, must vote someone off since both sides lost! Send @jjsthekid your votes!
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4 hours ago, Charlie Manson said:
Do you work for Fox News?
If so, is everything you say a lie?
I'd never work for such a terrible "news" network!
1 hour ago, NegiSantie said:Would you have posted any pictures that happened during the party, such as what happened to SpongeBob?
I didn't take the embarrassing photo of SpongeBob, but I did mention it on my Twitter, along with what else happened during the drunk weirdness.
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18 hours ago, NegiSantie said:
Were you mad that Old Man Jenkins go the iConch instead of you?
Do you usually drink alcohol?
Somewhat, yes.
Sometimes.
10 hours ago, HayBellsJinglin said:Wait just a cotton picking moment.....
were you even drunk?
Yes, I sure was pal. I was able to sober up after the incident and report about it on Twitter.
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22 hours ago, NegiSantie said:
Would you have rather gotten the iConch 8 as a present that OMJ got instead?
Yes, I sure could've used a new one.
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On 12/22/2017 at 6:08 PM, HayBellsJinglin said:
Did you cause this whole mess just to get a news story?
No, I'd never do such a heinous thing! I like the attention and ratings too for my juicy scoops, but I'd never intentionally cause one!
23 hours ago, Star Claus said:is your news network a fake news?
Rude, young man!
16 hours ago, NegiSantie said:Did you eat anything at the party like cucumber sandwiches?
Yes, and they were great!
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Hi there, Perch Perkins here bringing you the latest developments of Squilliam's Christmas party! The party began as normal, but developed into a fiasco filled with drunkards and mix-ups everywhere. At some point, an embarrassing picture of SpongeBob was posted and retweeted on the Bikini Bottom twitter account. The horror that sponge must feel!
Squilliam was so generous he gave me a cruise!!!! Yes, a cruise!
As for this reporter, I believe that it was Old Man Jenkins who did it. He seemed to be fiddling with his new phone, but I'm not sure if he knows how to use it.
BREAKING NEWS: The first watcher to find a cruise ticket on the SpongeBob Community will win a cruise! Here's a hint: it's on a page about a certain news anchor.
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The results are in!
Your favorite new Spin-Off was Foestream, by Aquatic Nuggets!
Your favorite new Lit was The Great Toon Crossover, by CNF1!
Your favorite Spin-Off Episode was Suction Cup Sodomy from Skodwarde!
And your favorite lit episode was The Arrival, from Darkstar Bunch!
The winners will recieve their 5000 doubloons momentarily! Goodbye, SBC.
P.S: Nick SUUUUUCKS
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It's time to vote for your favorites! And ignore my silly poll messups.
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Voting ends today at 6! Get your last votes in before it's too late!
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Thanks for the nominations for Nick The Goldfish Slayer and The Great Toon Crossover.
And uh, can we vote for our own work?
No!
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Here, all your writing will finally pay off. Nominate things for these 4 categories:
-Best New Spin-Off (made during SOF 4)
-Best New Literature (made during SOF 4)
-Best Spin-Off Episode (during SOF 4)
-Best Lit Episode (during SOF 4)
Nominate your favorites today, and tomorrow, vote it up! And, on June 10th, we'll announce the winners, who will recieve 5000 Doubloons, and a special trophy (no, not the user
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Today on the agenda for SOF 4:
-In a few minutes, the Spin-Off Contest begins, and all your writing pays off! Nominate your favorite new spin-offs, lits, and episodes for this exciting contest!
-Tonight, jjs will host a super-special spin-off Jeopardy! It'll have special questions about Spin-Offs and Lits, so study up! Be there, and get....Spinny! oh no im slowly running out of clever things to say
-And, at 9:30, the finale of the Egg Hunt happens! Hunt for eggs all across the forums in the hardest hunt yet!
That's all for today! Report back tomorrow!
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Digital art is accepted as well, yes.
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Well, this is sound fun
Yes, this IS sound fun, isn't it?
Today for SOF4, we introduce Draw For Summer! Hosted by my girly, frilly pal Nick Withers, in Draw For Summer, you draw summer-themed SpongeBob art for the chance to win 10,000d, 25 Reputation points, a special Badge, and special artist clothes. On June 9th, people will vote for their favorite piece! Get drawing!
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Hello folks! Perch Perkins here with more Spin-Off Festival 4 news!
As a part of the Festival, the SBC staff have added not one..not two...but FOUR brand new Arcade games! Here are the new games:
-Apple Shoot
-Balloon Shoot
-Match Your Strength
-Bullseye Blaster
Have fun and be sure to grab the high scores while they are still new! Perch, out!
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Hello everybody, Perch Perkins here, live from Bikini Bottom! Today marks the 4th Annual Spin-Off Festival for the SpongeBob Community! From now to June 10th, I'll be your host (along with Nicholas Withers) and help guide you through the festivities! For today, as the kick-off of the new event, the Staff has two special things planned:
-A Spin-Off Contest! Members are encouraged to create brand new spinoffs and lits, and make new episodes of their existing spinoffs/lits. On June 8th-10th, people will vote for the Best New Spin-Off, Best New Lit, and Best Episode (for each respective category)! The winners will recieve special prizes, so get writing! If you want your Spin-Off/Lit or episode to be eligible in the voting, use the brand new SOF 4 Prefix for new threads, or edit the title of your regular thread! Have fun, and get creative!
-Second on the agenda today is an all nighter on SBC's New Xat Channel! Tonight, at 8 PM EST, it starts! People are encouraged to chat, talk about spin-offs, lits and stay up all night! All of SBU is invited, so come on down, and party til you're purple tonight here: http://xat.com/sbcommunity
There is also a special skin called Spin-Off Festival 4, enjoy!
Be sure to check this thread daily for new info, and news about new events happening from me and Nick! This is Perch Perkins, signing off.
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[6th] The Fry Cook Games VI Round
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Perch here live with the results!
Homie won first despite some technical difficulties, giving her immunity. Now we go to the Basketball Ceremony...
Homie and Hayden are both safe. We have a tie with JCM and Cream! Cream plays her Immunity Idol, making her safe, and eliminating JCM. Alas, there goes the final Band Geek.
The final three is: Homie, Cream and Hayden! How will it all end!? Find out next week, with Round 7 on Wednesday, March 28th at 8pm EDT! Perch out!