[Hey! They're... Hoverboards...?]

Totally fake. I didn't want to future to come now.

[Homework est. 1095]

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_invented_homework#ixzz1m8n6X3v9

It turns out that homework has been around for about 10 centuries.

 

Scientists believed that Roberto Nevilis from Italy started homework in 1095. He was a school teacher in Venice.

Teachers who want their students to learn the subject and end up being at least moderately intelligent adults.

Homework is meant to let you practice what you are learning. It has been around as long as schools have, because it is needed to help you learn what you need to learn.

School education has always been expensive, teachers have to be present to show and guide students through lessons as well as needing time to plan work and mark tests e.t.c, e.t.c. So during the normal work time that he cant teach you s/he organises work for you to do under your own cognisance. Home work gives the student to opportunity to continue their education during the time that the teacher cant be there with them without the associated cost of keeping a school building running. It also prepares a person in the knowledge that being able to organise and do work on your own will stand you in good stead out in the real world. The most important thing a school can do for you is teach you how to learn.

(Man...)

[The Golden Community Awards V: Nominations]

I am nominated for Best New Creator (By a lot of people)? Hmm... Never thought you guys loved my stuff.

[Scrapped Episode Concepts & Titles]

Some things I understand:

*Every time Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy V is on, it says, "Superfriends"

*Alternative Shanghaied endings have the name, "You Wish"

*Patrick Picks A Nose would make people think Patrick is going around picking people's noses.

*Lemons Out Of Lemonade was a bad name for an episode about a piece of paper.

*SpyBob sounds like SpongeBob is spying Plankton, not with Patrick.

*Spongey Dearest sounds like they are telling SpongeBob's past.

*Nick wouldn't get the rights for Clams to be named SpongeJaws.

*Squid's House of Wax would sound like Squidward makes a fun house full of wax.

*IJSLA Vs The BGATFBC is not really understandable.

[Tom Kenny Does An AMA On Reddit]

I would just say, "Will there be more episodes after Kenny The Cat?"

[What Do You Want In Season 10 (if we get one)?]

They could just bring back Howard, or have episodes about Sandy, Patrick, or Squidward...

[March 2014 Premiere Info]

Kenny The Cat is premiering with Yeti Krabs, FYI. Plus, Biz Markie is Kenny the Cat.

[Catchiest Theme Song Of All Time]

This is addictive to me.

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[The Fry Cook Games [Sign-Ups]]

Ok, so I might not be available on the Friday rounds... I'll try to do this...

[The Official Oscars 2014 Thread]

The 2014 Oscars are coming tonight! Tell SBC how you are excited.

[The SpongeBoard!]

My two spin-offs made onto TOP 15! I'd like to thank the Academy for everything...

[The Life In Bikini Bottom]

Episode 2: You Are A Daredevil

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Bobert: Woo! I can't wait for this!

Monroe: Dude. This is The Mitten!

[Waits in line for the ride while Johnny runs by]

Johnny: C'mon, Monroe! Lets go on... THE FIERY FIST O' PAIN!

Monroe: Whoa, didn't two people lose their spines? (Okay, to be specific, those two people were SpongeBob and Patrick.)

Johnny: Well, yeah... But this will be my tenth time!

Bobert: They need to limit riding that to 5 times a day.

Johnny: C'mon Bobert!

[all three run over to Fiery Fist O' Pain]

[2 HOURS LATER]

Johnny: AGAIN!!!

Monroe: DUDE! THAT WAS YOUR 100TH TIME!

Bobert: Yeah! I even barfed 12 times!

Johnny: Don't worry! We can go on 100 more... *faints*

[bobert and Monroe whistle and run away.]

[The Guy Falls (AKA A Really Funny Movie)]

32,000 feet deep and only 190 feet wide? That's more of a canyon than a cliff, don't you think?

I needed the guy to do something impossible.

[The Guy Falls (AKA A Really Funny Movie)]

INTRODUCING THE GUY FALLS!

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Narrator: Once there was this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin. Well, the cousin is the character in this story so stop crying that this is horrible. Anyway, the guy has a huge back story (Which is so long and we aren't gonna talk about THAT.)

Guy: I am gonna do it!

Friend: Seriously, you are going to fly over this cliff? It's 32,000 feet deep and 190 feet wide! I gotta get my nails done in 12 seconds! It's your funeral.

Guy: Wooooo!

[Guy jumps off cliff and starts flying]

Friend: O GOD!

Guy: Wahoooooooooo!

[Gets hit by bird and falls]

Guy: AAAAAAAAH!

THE END

P.S. You can take this movie like this.

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[The Golden Community Awards V: Nominations]

(Some of these I would nominate myself but I gotta go with what they say...)

 Member Categories

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Best Member: Clappy, Wumbo, terminoob, Jjs, Steel

Best Debater: N/A (Never been in HUGE debate here)

Funniest Member: OMJ, JCM, Wumbo, Clappy, Cha

Most Unique Username: Aquatic Nuggets, CM, Steel, A.L.A.S.K.A, Agent Xero♥

Most Serious Member: terminoob, Jjs, Kevin, Wumbo, hilaryfan80

Kindest Member: hilaryfan80, Unlimitedcha, teenj12, crushingmayhem, terminoob

Most Active Member: Old Man Jenkins, CM, Clappy, Trophy, Wumbo

Maturest Member: Dylan, Aquatic Nuggets, hilaryfan80, terminoob, Clappy

Most Contributive Member: Clappy, hilaryfan80, Old Man Jenkins, Aquatic Nuggets, jjs/Tommy Wiseau

Most Creative Member: Unlimitedcha, Old Man Jenkins, jjs/Tommy Wiseau, Someone, terminoob

[Join Your Team!]

NICE! I was wondering when Teams 3 will be released!

[The Fry Cook Games [Sign-Ups]]

I'll give it a shot. *thinks totally of Monsters University*

[March Madness 2014 Calendar]

Nice!

[Spugna Roberto Quadrati Pantaloni]

*manages to stop laughing so dang hard*

[The Life In Bikini Bottom]

EPISODE 1: GAME ON!

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[inside Johnny's home on a rainy day]

Bobert: Aw, dang. This is so boring.

Johnny: I know! It's raining out in Bikini Bottom!

Bobert: What are we going to do?

Monroe: You know, we can play with that old thing.

[points at game console]

Johnny: Oh! You mean my Fintenmo Entertainment System. My mom has had that when she was little.

Bobert: Don't you have the Nii, Nii U, and 4DS?

Johnny: Yeah... up in my room.

Monroe: Anyway, lets see what games are here... WOAH! You have all of the old Super Fish Bros!?

Johnny: Yup. I also have all of the New Super Fish Bros games.

Bobert: C'mon! Let's play!

[turns on TV]

Johnny: Super Fish Bros. 2 is fun.

[Puts in Super Fish Bros. 2]

Bobert: Hey. Let's have a little tournament. Whoever beats the boss, wins.

Monroe: But what do the losers do?

Bobert: They uh... have to ask out the crushes to the Spring Fling!

Johnny: Okay! [beats chest and says in deep voice] IT'S ON!

[1 hour later]

Bobert: Dude! We are on the boss level!

Monroe: I'm gonna do it!

Johnny: No, I am!

Bobert: Nope! Me!

[Weird shrieking sound comes from the TV]

Bobert: O glob! We did it! Who did it?

[screen says: PLAYER 3]

Monroe: OOOOOOH! I totally beat you!

Bobert & Johnny: I WANT A REMATCH!

Next episode: You

Coming: Next week

[SMB Remix Music]

Post some Mario remixes!

Here's some (Overworld - Super Mario Bros 2):

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Here are some others:

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[Sonic Boom (Upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog Show in Fall 2014)]

ITS REALLY HAPPENING

 

The funniest quote ever is in this. "False advertising... Lol"

[Which SM3DW music is better?]

So which Super Mario 3D World music do you like? 8-bit or Original?

This are World Bowser music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LvZKeO34PA

[Post Your Desktop]

Mine is a blue background for MAC. I'm going to change it to this:

[Sea Monster]

KISS's Gene Simmons plays him (which I think it's the best thing Nickelodeon did).