[Gary's Anecdote]

Meow, meow meow. Meow meow, meow...meow. Meow meow meow meow.  Meow. meow meow.

(Translation: Greetings, esteemed detectives. As you know, I was entrusted by Papa Bob to watch his trophy closely. I watched it as if it were my food bowl. Unfortunately, a delicious new type of jelly snail treat caught my sights at the convention, as I turned away from the trophy to see it. Alas, when I turned around, I had my failed my mission. As for who could have stolen it, I have suspicions on either the sea cucumber, the lobster, or Mr. Tentacles. )

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Would you try it again?

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You would not like it.

So you say.

Try it! Try it!

And you may.

Try it and you may, I say.

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Would you, could you, in a moat?

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Could you, would you, with a goat?

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Would you, could you, in the rain?

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Say!

In the dark?

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

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A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you, on a train?

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You may like it. You will see.

You may like it in a tree?

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Would you? Could you? In a boat?

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Would you try it in a box?

Would you try it with a fox?

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Would you like to in a house?

Would you like to with a mouse?

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Would you like to here or there?

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Would you like to try it?

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Have you ever tried Snail Po?

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Who is your favorite movie actor?

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Are you sure that your "ask me" topic isn't a thing yet?

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What a shame. You would've made a good fish.

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Have you ever considered learning?

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Have you ever considered visiting Bikini Bottom?

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Who is your favorite author?

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Are you aware of the fact that my brother's name is Jeeves?

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Are you not cognizant of the fact that you just skipped my question?

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How many languages are you fluent in?

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Are you a fan of the musical arts?