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Squidward Tentacles
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If it's not Plankton who stole it, I'll eat my shoe (and I know I don't wear any shoes you simpletons!). But if you want a curveball, uhh, maybe Bubble Bass or Mrs. Puff? Puff was the culprit of our first ever mystery, it'd make sense to bring it full circle even more. I also didn't see her when the lights were out so...interpret that how you will. Whatever, I'm just glad I don't have to do another one of these mysteries ever again.
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19 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:
Did you see Squilliam or Bubble Bass enter Krabs's office?
Not that I saw, but I did see Squilly looking suspiciously at Krabs' office while he was in line. Either one of them could've entered it while I was off daydreaming.
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No, I couldn't possibly have taken Krabs' dime! I was in the boat when the "tragedy" occurred, SpongeBob, Krabs and even some of the nitwitted customers themselves can confirm that! I doubt it was Plankton, what would he want with a dime? I personally suspect the culprit to either be Squilliam or Bubble Bass.
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20 hours ago, Rudy said:
Did you see anything suspicious?
Well, I don't know if Squilliam actually built his sculpture as I rarely saw him around it, and Patrick sure seemed hungry for the carrots.
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On 12/16/2020 at 11:41 AM, Rudy said:
Why did you leave your sculpture?
I was getting too cold and needed heat.
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On 12/15/2020 at 1:31 AM, Rudy said:
Why do you suspect Squilliam?
He would do anything to win to stroke his own ego!
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What a tragedy, now I'll never be able to finish my beautiful bold and brash: snow edition! It was clearly Squilliam who stole the carrots, case closed!
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*groans* Why do I always get roped into these idiotic mysteries. It wasn't me, I was nowhere near that employee! I was doing my best to stay away from everyone as much as possible! I'm going to say it was either Patrick being dumb or Plankton.
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39 minutes ago, Soulja Boy Tell 'Em said:
Any reason as to why you're going to the basketball game? I thought you weren't very into sports.
I only went because Kelpy G was performing before the game started.
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20 hours ago, SpongeOddFan said:
why do you think SB did it?
He had a drink and could've spilled it on the tickets, being the barnaclehead he is.
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Oh, joy. We can't go to the basketball game now. Boohoo. I don't know, maybe SpongeBob spilled his drink on the tickets by mistake or something.
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52 minutes ago, Frosty the Snowman said:
Did you have a grudge against anybody?
Nope, all I was interested in was delivering my fresh cooking to the world and indulging in whatever delights others had to offer.
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Oh wonderful, my delicious hard work has gone to waste! I hate being stuck in these stupid mysteries. I'm going to wager a few Kelp Bars and suggest Larry or Pearl was the one who did it.
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4 minutes ago, Dracula Phineas said:
but he said he didn't do it, so he blame you?
Of course he would!
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7 minutes ago, Dracula Phineas said:
why Squilliam?
It's Squilliam, that sap would scare people for fun!
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Well this is stupid, who would want to dress up in that cheap, terrible Dutchman costume? I know what you're thinking, and no, it was not me, even though I did sneak into the party uninvited. I saw Patrick and Squilliam leave the deck, so it was likely one of them. Go on, ask me your horrible questions, I'm dying to know.
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17 hours ago, Wintermelon43 said:
Are you secretly a furry? I mean, you turned into a bunny at one point, so it's possible...
[Yeah thats all I could think to ask lmao]
what
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On 7/18/2019 at 3:01 PM, NegiSpongie said:
Why do you suspect Krabs and Patrick?
Patrick because I wouldn't be surprised if he ate it by mistake, and Mr. Krabs in case he wanted to hide it from Plankton since it was obviously made of Krabby Patties.
13 hours ago, Hayden said:Does your life feel like one long Whodunnit?
Haha, you wouldn't even know...
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Sigh...another day, another Whodunnit case. It was probably Patrick or Krabs who did it, case closed. Ask me your questions or whatever.
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On 6/2/2019 at 10:56 AM, SOF
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what was your story?
did you see anything suspicious on Patrick?
My story was about the life of a tortured cephalopod, aka, me.
Yes, he definitely had something vaguely resembling matches.
On 6/2/2019 at 6:04 PM, Hayden said:Are you trying to frame Patrick?
I'd do a much better job if I was, that's for sure.
8 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:Seeing anything that looked like a matchbox?
Yes.
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Bah...I had a fantastic story from my brilliant mind, but of course SOMEONE had to screw it up! I think anyone with talent can realize Patrick probably is the culprit. Ask me anything, I guess.
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14 hours ago, Wintermelon43 said:
Yes
Make your avatar one with maurizio and jacob or something idk
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12 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:See anything suspicious?
Unless you count customers being annoying in the food court as "suspicious", then no. Although I did see Puff go off somewhere, so that's why I suspect her.
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6 hours ago, Wintermelon43 said:
Actually you seem to be quite happy and proud of yourself. Doesn’t really sound like someone who should be annoyed.
Did you talk to the team at all?
Hey, do you honestly expect me to update my avatar every week when I only appear for these events?
No, I didn't talk to the team, but my best pal Larry did.
5 hours ago, dmandaman&Knuckles said:How dare you call our questions stupid. I had faith in you, ya know.
Did you get any glimpses of what exactly Mrs. Puff was doing before the heinous crime?
Tragic.
Well she wasn't anywhere near the kitchen or food court, I can tell you that much.
5 hours ago, NegiSpongie said:Did you leave the stadium at all?
No.
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Meh...why oh why must I ALWAYS get dragged into a barnacle head mystery when I want to relax. All I wanted to do was have some bonding time with Larry, but nooo, someone decided I can't do that either. It's not like basketball is a good sport anyways, so whatever. I didn't do it despite what Krabs thinks, as I was (unhappily) serving customers their food the whole time. As for the culprit...uh...I dunno...Mrs. Puff again maybe? Sure, let's go with that. Ask me your stupid questions here.
Squidward's Anecdote
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I was wandering around various places because parties bore me. Last I checked, I was near my cashier boat when the lights went off.
I couldn't see Puff when the lights went out, but it was hard to see anything so I can't say for certain. Bubble Bass is just nothing but trouble so he's always on my radar. I saw him sitting on a table near Krabs's office before the lights went out.