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    Buttered Toast's Top 20 Worst Spongebob Episodes

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    Finally got to the next episode on the list.

    17.

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    This episode certainly isn't bad as I thought it was. But it's still bad.

    SpongeBob and Patrick are eating lunch at the Krusty Krab. While eating, they start making ugly faces at each other. Mr. Krabs hears them laughing, and thinks it's the sound of his money being flushed down the toilet. He rushes out of his office to see them making faces at each other and tells them to stop. He then tells them a story about a man who wouldn't stop sticking his tongue out. One day, after sticking his tongue out for the four hundred and fourty-fourth time, his face got frozen with his tongue out. Then, after it got frozen, it falls off. SpongeBob and Patrick are terrified of this story and vow never to make faces again.

    Later that day, SpongeBob and Patrick are seen trying hard not to make faces. However, they start smirking about their attempts at doing this and eventually start laughing so hard their faces start contorting. They then realize that nothing happened to their faces while doing this and that Mr. Krabs was lying. SpongeBob then suggests that they should really put Mr. Krabs' myth to the test and, while making a single continous face, they go to many places in Bikkini Bottom (while scaring everyone that sees them). Then at the Goo Lagoon, Sandy finds them, and says they need help.

    Later that night, SpongeBob and Patrick are seen in a tent back outside SpongeBob's house laughing at each other's faces, along with making a lot of noise. Squidward's eardrums eventually burst and he starts yelling at them to keep it down. SpongeBob then suggests to Patrick that they try sleeping through the night while holding a face. Patrick agrees and they start doing this, while giving Squidward some peace and quiet.

    The next day, SpongeBob and Patrick wake up and realize their faces are frozen and both of them can't move their faces. They start screaming and rush to Sandy's house for help. Sandy then starts giving them a face massage. However, this just makes their faces even more distorted and droop down to their chins. SpongeBob goes to work at the Krusty Krab anyway, despite his frozen face.

    At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob causes a lot of ruckus as he tries to make Krabby Patties and keep Mr.Krabs from looking at his face at the same time. However, Mr. Krabs eventually finds out about SpongeBob's face freeze problem because Patrick walkes into the Krusty Krab with a contorted frozen face. An angry Mr. Krabs then makes a face and it freezes, followed by Squidward coming in and laughing at them. He laughs so much that his face freezes and the episode ends with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs laughing at Squidward and Squidward crying and saying "It's not funny!".

    Man, I'm pretty sure the artists working on Spongebob went mentally insane. The faces are DISTURBING AND DISGUSTING. Aside from that, the plot is meh, and the ending didn't turn out well. Especially for Squidward. If I could describe the faces, it would probably be like this:

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    This episode could've had improvement, especially with making the faces less disturbing.

    Next episode soon!

    Buttered Toast's Top 20 Worst Spongebob Episodes

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    This next one might anger a lot of people, sorry if it does.

    17.

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    Yes, the famed episode is INDEED on this list.

    Here's the plot.

    SpongeBob finds a magazine called Fancy Living Digest in his mail, which depicts the lifestyles of the extremely wealthy. Squidward shows up and takes the magazine, which was actually for him, and SpongeBob and Patrick ask him how people can get so rich. SpongeBob then decides to sell chocolate bars to raise money in hopes of achieving the fancy lifestyle.

    However, no one initially wants to buy any chocolate bars. The first person they visit goes berserk upon hearing the word "chocolate", and begins chasing them while madly screaming "CHOCOLATE!!!!" He stalks them throughout the episode, appearing and causing them to run away at several points.

    Along the way, SpongeBob and Patrick are also convinced to purchase candy bar carrying bags by a con artist who is only known as The Con Man. He later scams them again, selling them "candy bar bag carrying bags". The next person was Sadie, but SpongeBob couldn't find her candy bar making her impatient, slamming the door. SpongeBob then runs when Tom appears. They are next seen in a diner where they think about a new approach. Patrick says "Let's get naked," but SpongeBob decides to be nice. Patrick says "I love you" to the first guy they try this on, but he slams the door in disgust. Eventually, after seeing an advertisement for "Barnacle Chips", SpongeBob and Patrick decide

    to increase the appeal of their product by "stretching" the truth and again leave when Tom shows up. The first customers they use this tactic on are an old lady and her very old mother. They claim that the chocolate will make one immortal by rubbing it on their skin, which the extremely old mother is delighted by.

    The duo continue this strategy, making several absurd promises about the chocolate. Their lies culminate in them dressing in bandages and pretending to be badly injured and in need of an operation. However, the customer they go to is himself in far worse shape than they claim to be, and must sell chocolate to pay his medical bills. Feeling extreme sympathy for the man, SpongeBob and Patrick buy a huge amount of chocolate from him with all the money they had just made. However, the man is then revealed to be the same con artist who had scammed them twice before.

    SpongeBob and Patrick are soon attacked by the initial first customer, who catches them off guard and makes them fall down and drop their chocolate. He says that he has been trying to catch them all day, and seems intent on killing them before saying that he would simply like to buy all their chocolate, which leaves SpongeBob and Patrick speechless. SpongeBob and Patrick make a fortune from him, which they use to rent out a fancy restaurant on a double date with Mary and her mother.

    The episode was repetitive, slow, boring and oh so annoying. Especially that "CHOCOLATE!" Guy. He is constantly seen throughout and drags it along with it's repetition. This episode deserves to be on the list.

    Upcoming Season 9 Episodes

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    Sponge or Treats however has the dumbest name, and has a 99.99999999999999% chance of being fake.

    Yeah, whenever they try to put Sponge in the name of the episode, it just turns out to be a plain dumb name.

    For example, Sponge-Cano. Yeah, saw something like that coming right?

    Buttered Toast's Top 20 Worst Spongebob Episodes

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    18.

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    Oh look! Another gosh darn Mr. Krabs episode!

    Out of all the vacation miniseries episodes, I would say this one is the worst of them all.

    So, let me give you the scoop.

    In his office, Mr. Krabs says that he will take either Squidward or SpongeBob with him and Pearl on a roadtrip, but then Squidward gets up and leaves, leaving Mr. Krabs to choose SpongeBob. Pearl obviously isn't happy, throwing a suitcase on to SpongeBob, telling him not to get up until they leave town. After they leave, SpongeBob asks if he can get up and Pearl says "sure". They pass "Super Mega Mall World" and Pearl thinks that they are going there, but Mr. Krabs promises where they are going is way better. They then pass "Planet Rollercoaster" and once again, Pearl thinks that they are going there and Mr. Krabs says where they are going is a hundred times better.

    They park right in front of the "Teenage Boy Museum" and right when Pearl walks up to it, it is demolished by a wrecking ball. Mr. Krabs tries to comfort her, saying that they weren't going there anyways. He then says that they are going to the

    "Ocean Mint" to see the money making process, but Pearl says that she'd rather search through the rubble of the "Teenage Boy Museum" and proceeds to do so. They go inside and meet the tour guide "Bill" and he is aware of the irony of his job and name. They get to the part where Mr. Krabs sees money being shredded.

    He starts crying, which floods the factory. SpongeBob absorbs the water and shoots it out the wall, destroying the autographed photo that Pearl finds. Bill than calls security to escort SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs out, but sees them tied up and gagged by two bank robbers. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs stop them and are each rewarded with a Special Edition 1 dollar bill with their faces on it. Mr. Krabs then takes the bill from SpongeBob, saying that "he hasn't charged him yet for bringing him on this trip".

    Pearl then shows up and says that "she hasn`t charged him for taking her on this terrible trip" and takes the two bills from him. Her friend then shows up and Pearl hands her the two dollars that she owes her for the shoes, saying that she must have maxed out her father's (Mr. Krabs) credit card. With the two bills gone, SpongeBob says "oh no" and Mr. Krabs starts crying, flooding the factory.

    Yep. Pearl made Mr. Krabs flood a factory over SHOES.

    I don't know how many more times I will have to mention that Pearl is a sassy *DOLPHIN NOISE*. This episode is pretty repetitive and drags along a lot. It's BORING. We don't even get to a climax until the near end when the bank robbers come in. And of course, the ending is dumb.

    Number 17 soon!

    Buttered Toast's Top 20 Worst Spongebob Episodes

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    Alright, next episode.

    19.

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    You can expect a Season 6 episode to ALWAYS not be good.

    So, in this episode Pearl wants to hold a slumber party (as the title suggests), however, Mr. Krabs decides to be the cheap *dolphin noise* he is. Mr. Krabs even decides to make a rules list for her slumber party, until Pearl kicks Mr. K out of his own house.

    How is Mr. Krabs even kicked out of his own house?

    Well anyway, Mr. Krabs then has to stay at Spongebob's house and Spongebob decides to put on a movie. Mr. Krabs is horrified, because girls and boys are destroying someone's house in a slumber party during the movie. So Mr. Krabs destroys the television and gives Spongebob a realization of what Pearl and her friends could be doing at the party. So eventually they go and try to spy after Pearl and her friends through a pizza deliverer disguise. Then Spongebob eventually gets in and has to prove he can be fun in 10 seconds. He then falls down into Mr. Krabs root beer cellar and suddenly starts to absorb it all. While Pearl and her friends are watching a movie Spongebob comes out of the cellar with absorbed root beer and begins to act like a monster, nearly killing Pearl and her friends and destroying Mr. Krab's house. Eventually, Mr. Krabs comes in and sees the ruckus, blaming it on Pearl, but Pearl then tells him Spongebob destroyed the house. When they figure out Spongebob and Mr. K were spying on them, Pearl then forces Mr. Krabs to give her his money to hold a private party, which Spongebob and Mr. Krabs aren't invited to. Spongebob tries to cheer up Mr. Krabs by pouring him some root beer, but that doesn't work at all. Then the episode ends.

    Pearl is probably the worst recurring character on the show. She's always acting like a sassy *dolphin noise*. But I can think of a much worse character... (FORESHADOWING) This episode is pretty slow and quite annoying. So anyway, number 18 soon.

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    Buttered Toast's Top 20 Worst Spongebob Episodes

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    Dude, just because nobody posts doesn't mean you need to quit. People don't comment on my spin-offs often, but that doesn't stop me from posting them. And for the record, posting is an option, not something you have to do. So they can view it, but they don't have to post if they don't want to.

    Oh. I just feel like nobody's seeing the topic. Sorry...

    Buttered Toast's Top 20 Worst Spongebob Episodes

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    Alright guys, here it goes!

    20. The Play's The Thing

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    So, starting of the list is the episode paired with another pile of slop, Rodeo Daze. I would probably put both of those in the same place on the list if I could.

    So, starting off the episode, a mailman was leaving a letter for Squidward at the Krusty Krab, but since Squidward was being the lazy

    *dolphin noise* he is. So Spongebob inflates a balloon and shapes it like Squidward. The mailman delivers the mail and runs away very quickly. Awkward...

    Squidward wakes up and sees the letter and gets excited, because the mail has to do with a play script he made. He walks out of the Krusty Krab only to find out they DIDN'T accept his play. (What a twist!) So he walks back into the Krusty Krab, but Spongebob tries to be nice and thinks that they should do Squidward's play at the Krusty Krab. And they call it... Singy-Eaty Time. (Sigh)

    So, Mr. Krabs holds auditions for the play, but nobody shows up. Why? Because Squidward Abuse. Since nobody shows up, Spongebob gets the rest of the parts. So, the following night, people come to the Krusty Krab to see Singy-Eaty Time. Squidward begins doing his part for the play, however, things backfire when customers begin to ask Squidward for orders. Squidward is forced to take the orders by Mr. Krabs. Now, we see Spongebob doing his part and seemingly acting just like he does whenever he is around Squidward. Like an idiot. He begins to act like a garbage truck, while Squidward (probably annoyed) continues to do his part, still being asked to take orders from customers. Then he begins to actually act out his own life, like calling Mr. Krabs a skinflint boss while the customers are getting angry and impatient. Spongebob still acting like a garbage truck, forgets to cook the patties, so they are burnt and rock hard. Squidward finally decides to ask Spongebob to bring out the patties, until Spongebob tells him the patties were burnt. Squidward doesn't care and gives them out. Now you've done it. The customers are now furious, and begin to throw the burnt patties, to their amusement. Mr. Krabs then gets an idea of selling the burnt patties to the customers so they can throw them at Squidward. However, Spongebo then tries to remind the customers to respect Krabby Patties and not throw them like waste. But, then comes in Patrick, saying he likes to throw food and causes a food fight. The customers begin to throw all sorts of injuring crap at Squidward and Spongebob, like boots and anchors. It causes an entire mess, but Mr. Krabs then comes in saying that he plans on doing the play again. So, the episode ends with Spongebob and Squidward maniacally laughing, then Squidward gets hit again, leaving Spongebob laughing like he deserves to be in an insane asylum.

    Where do I even begin? The Squidward Abuse, the slow dragging along, Patrick causing a whole mess by one little sentence, and then the ending.

    Even though Patrick is my favorite character, this is still one of his worst moments

    Alright guys, number 19 is coming soon!

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