So Sejima

I accidentally saw Hal in an alley once and can confirm he sucks as a person

OWM is a petty land thief

Hello sane SpongeBob fansite

Mr Krabs asks if the dj could play that song but instead of "Yes hello" he starts saying "Hey Mr Deeejaaay"

Have a twitter now for those who dont know, follow if ye wish https://twitter.com/ataxia9258

I love the feeling of simultaneously becoming desensitized to mass shootings while also slowly getting more afraid of random nutjobs who I've never met every time I decide to step out of the house.

@Mr. Eugene Krabs 

Getting my twitter account locked because I tweeted out a certain kiss to the man who "Created my childhood" is certainly a fun way to spend my last hours before school

It's inappropriate that SBC keeps giving me Ashley Madison ads given the fact that I'll never have anyone to cheat on

When do we get to watch "Cool Cat Stops the Fake News Media" 

Can you finally tell us whatever happened to the dignivility?

Banning you was a 10/10 would do it again if that didn't mean letting you come anywhere near other people.