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  1. Police:Woahhhhhhhh hold on

    Reporter:Who do you think murdered Mr.Krabs

    Police:We will look to the bottom of it

    Spongebob: that Krab deserve it I asked him for a raise and he did not give it to me he has to die but there were witnesses so i will silence the

    Sandy:I hope spongebob did not see me

    Spongebob:Sandy!

    Sandy:Yes

    Spongebob:Did you see anything Sandy?Anything at all

    Sand i dont know!

    Spongebob:Well then maybe you will remeber this!

    Spongebob:Takes gun shoots

    Sandy:Falls down

    Spongebob:One down few more too go!

    To be continued.

  2. Narrator:Welcome to Patchy Hour

    Patchy:[Kissing stage manager]UHHHHHHHHHHH! I thought we were not doing that.

    Director:Your fired !

    Patchy:WAIT NOOOOOOOOO WAIT1[HOOKS SCRATCHES DIRECTORS FACE]

    Director:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!I AM CALLING THE POLICE

    Patchy:Knock Director out.

    Patchy:EHEHEH HES JUST SLEEPY LET ME PUT HIM IN BED!

    Patchy:[burying Ok kids today i am gonna teach you a lesson on how to burry a body and escape to Australia!

    Police:Your under arrest Patchy!\

    Patchy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Narrator:Thats all for Patchy hour!

  3. Narrator: Welcome to patchy hour.

    Patchy: Today we have a special guess The Flying Dutchman

    Dutch:Hello its an honor being here with yerr.

    Patchy: So Dutch since your a ghost you got any tip for being scary?

    Dutch: Well first you have to suprise people like hide somewhere then jump out.

    Patchy: Nice tip but you wanna see something scary look at my grandma in the morning

    Dutch: If shes so scary let me see her!

    Patchy: Ok here she is.

    Dutch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TAKE HERE AWAY! TAKE HER AWAY! Never in my after life have i ever seen something so horrifying!

    Dutch: Ok i am ok now Patchy i was promised some soul.

    Patchy: Sure you cant take our producer souls.

    Dutch: Patchy stop kidding around every one know producer dont have souls.

    Patchy: Then we dont have anything for you.

    Dutch: How about i take yours!MWAHAHAHAHAH.

    Patchy: Wait i forgot Kim Kardashian is here too.SIC HIM!

    Kim: ROFF ROFF ROFF ROFF GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR[Chases Flying Dutchman]

    Dutch: Wit no get away i will take your soul wait you have no soul!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Narrator:Thats all for Patchy hour

    This episode is not ment to offend anyone please dont be angry.

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  4. Patchy our is a daily talk show between patchy and cartoon and celebertiy this week Patchy and larry the lobster

    Patchy:so Larry hows it going?

    Larry: Fine i mean great

    Patchy: Larry do you think you would taste good as boiled or salad?

    Larry:[With weird look on face] I have to say broiled with side of butter.

    Patchy:[Gathering a club and bowl of butter] Well close your eyes larrie i have a suprise for you

    Bonk!

    Larry:I see star!

    Patchy:Uhhhhhhhhh exceuse me potty and i will have too meet in private.Thats all!

    Patchy: pOTTY WE ARE EATING GOOD TONIGHT!

    POLICE:Sir come back here you are under arrested for lobster napping.

    Patchy: You will never catch me alive!

    Narrator: Thats all for Patchy hour!

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  5. Mr.Krabs has always been on the protaganist side of the spongebob story but that does not mean he is good he is a money crazed crab who would cuts a man hand off.Plankton a diminutive life form that has a large brain and one target the Krabby patty formula followed by his little mechanical toy which he use to try to steal the formula.So who is more evil the crustacean or the whale snack you decide.

  6. I feel like that over the year spongebob has really changed according to the constant changing culture and like of the people in other word spongebob has changed over time like the people there is something missing what do youthink speak your mind.

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