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  1. So you're not like most girls I know who think Aussie men are sex on legs?

    HaHa OMJ (you must know some weird gals), I'm an Aussie (South Aussie to be exact) and I assure you I'm not sex on legs. By the way, is tomato a fruit or vegetable?

  2. Here's a preview of what's to come in a week.

    WARNING I do use coarse language in some jokes and phases to add a bit of humor. I make sure I don't use any inappropriate in real life or on other people's forums. Please don't take any offense. Thanks-FrostyLemon :)

    7.It's a Diamond Mine out there.

    The Fact: There's a planet out their made of solid diamond!

    You've probably seen movies where there are some amazing types of planets. There's Hoth from Star Wars, Planet Zog, (I don't care if that isn't even a planet from a movie) and Dune from, well, Dune. Well the truth is more bizarre. Scientist have studied over 1000 exoplanets (planets not in our Solar System) and have found one in particular: PSR J1719-1438 b. What's so special about this planet is that it's made of pure diamond.

    So....how?

    Your currently probably thinking fuck logic, I'm gonna start my own inter-galactic diamond mining company, well here's how it's all possible anyway. The universe's biggest diamond mine actually used to be part of a star, and sometimes the debris that's left over after the star dies starts a second life as a planet. Well, DiamondLand started off life as one of two parts of a binary star. The largest twin was made like a bomb and supernova-(ed). What was left behind was a pulsating star, and a white dwarf. The dwarf wandered and stabilized just far enough away from its former brother to lose precious matter to the bully and be left with only it's carbon core.

    Sensible people know that a diamond is a crapload of carbon that's been super compressed. Normal people know diamonds are valuable and anything else related doesn't matter. On Earth, this happens underground and creates little (or big) shiny bits for people to dig up and get a bit of money. Well those conditions must've happened to that particular little dwarf because no ones sure how but it turned into a planet sized diamond. Now it's time that worlds ultimate mission should become to haul this beauty back to Earth because there's going to be one pawn shop owner in for a big fucking surprise.

  3. Coming to a forum near you.

    Ever needed a weekly dose of Random and Interesting facts. From the amazing place called the Internet and my own findings come Top 10s:Randomly Interesting Things you never knew.

    SEASON 1

    1.Top 10...Things about Space (pilot)

    2.Top 10...Seriously weird Undersea Critters

    3.Top 10...Awesome Insects

    4.Top 10...Things that's On the Road

    5.Top 10...Disgusting Foods

    6.Top 10...Plants you never wanted to know about

    7.Top 10...Funny things to do with Television

    8.Top 10...Thing about People (season finale)

  4. My thoughts about these episodes:

    Jailbreak!:Sounds like it's got potential to be a good episode but it could turn out to be a dud.

    Safe Deposit Krabs:Sounds great, I bet it's going to have an unexpected twist at the end.

    It Came From Goo Lagoon:Haven't seen a Goo Lagoon episode since Season 6 so this is going to be good.

    Evil Spatula:Sounds like it's going to be a sort of copy of the Season 4 episode (can't think of it off the top of my head)

    Plankton's Pet:I like the sound of this, it sounds different with the potential to be funny.

    Shemance Shemane:I don't know what to think about this episode (good or bad?)

    Don't look Now:Sounds like it's going to have lots of funny scenes.

    SpongeBob, You're Fired!: I don't know why it's a double length but it sounds great.

    Yeti Krabs:This one sounds the best of all, SpongeBob working in overdrive sounds like loads of hilarious fun.

    Kenny the Cat:This sounds the worst, I don't really think it's going to be great.

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