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    Fanfiction News and Announcements

    in SpongeBob's Library

    Posted

    Look out for the new S(lums)BU: V8 on Sunday or Monday! In this installment, somebody will die. Who will it be? Read to find out!

     

    I'm also setting up a fake subsidary for my fake "Maximagination Studios". From now on, all fanfiction will be made under "New Kelp Studios". Thanks.

    The Flying Dutchman: Laid to rest?

    in Bikini Bottom

    Posted

    Okay, in "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost", the Flying Dutchman haunted the seven seas because he was never put to rest. In "The Curse of Bikini Bottom", the Flying Dutchman had a tombstone. Did he get laid to rest inbetween eps or something, or is it just a mistake in canon?

    Stupid discontinuity.

    The Real Villain

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Welp, Spin-Off it is. Going to whip up a quick prologue to feed the crowds.

     

    Prologue

     

     What do people see me as?

     

    To you, I'm a villain. But what about the people on my side? Am I a hero to them?

     

    I've spent years trying to crawl up, but I've been treated bad. Why? What did I do these past years? What, because somebody says I'm a villain means I'm a villain  If I said that Mermaid-Man was a villain  Plus, I'm not a villain  I am to some people, but I'm not actually a villain. Some people may tell you I'm a hero.

     

    Some villains only became this way because the heroes were jerks. Maybe the hero called them out for something and ruined their lives. Those people wind up swimming the seas hiding for no reason. I had my bad days and years. But I always lost. I want to turn around. I haven't been mean in years. But since you believe that anybody called a hero is a hero, then the bad guy is the hero. I don't like it. I don't.

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    Spongebob: Math solved

    in Bikini Bottom

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    Due to popular request, we will be doing the whale. Now, it's been proven in "Dunces and Dragons" that the whale has been in the blood of the crab. This means that crabs are a part of whales. However, what is the other part? All we know is that Crab + ? = Whale. As we learned yesterday, Sponge + Starfish = Crab, so Sponge + Starfish + ? = Whale. This part is where we need to infer since I'm not smart enough to figure out the ? Our whale for this equation has a strong inside (Since she's very mean), with a hard-to-reach area of sad emotions and organs. This means that the inside of the whale will be the crab. Since the inside is bigger than the outside, Crab= Hal. We can also say that Sponge= a and Starfish= H & l. This means that ?= W & e. If we were to include the fact that W + e= We, we can conclude that the ? is what we think of it.

     

    What we learned in this lesson:

     

    ? = We

     

    Come back tomorrow, when we discuss the land squirrel with suits (finally).

    Spongebob: Math solved

    in Bikini Bottom

    Posted

    As we all know, Sponge + Starfish = Scallop. But what does this even mean?

     

    To start, we'll describe the scallop: Hard on the outside, soft on the inside. Sponges are described as being soft, and starfish are described as being hard. This means the starfish is the outside, but the sponge is the inside. The amount of the inside is described by the volume of the inside vs. the outside. The scallop's inside is similar to the outside, so:

     

    Sponge= all

    Starfish= Sc, op

     

    Here's another example. We'll use the crab. If  the sponge represents the inside of the crab and the starfish represents the outside, then Sponge + Starfish = Crab, with Sponge = ar and Starfish = cb, since this crab is hard on the outside and soft on the inside as well. Since we've mentioned scallops, you might think Crab = Scallop. This is not true, since sponges and starfishes are different variables in different equations. Keep in mind that Sponge stands for soft parts, and Starfish stands for hard parts.  However, any equation like this means that both results are similar. This means that Crab ~ Scallop. We could also say that all ~ ar, and op ~ cb. Come back later, when we solve the math of the underwater land squirrel.

     

    What we've learned in this lesson:

     

    Sponge= Soft

    Starfish= Hard

     

    (This can stay in Galley Grub, right?)

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