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    Hating Spongebob due to... logic?

    in Bikini Bottom

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    That was so great, I'm going to go through every single reason.

    's motives - I have watched the show since day one and the only character I liked was Plankton, here we have a guy who is evil, possibly the only character with a legit Degree and had high-tech machinery. The only problem is what he did with them, he was trying to steal a recipe, for a burger! Dude, just take over a government and get some dignity.

    How about you take over decent spelling and grammar and get some dignity.

    man Jenkins - This was constantly used for an old character that served no purpose whatsoever. If that wasn't bad enough, that was a name for a Scooby doo character.

    "Scooby doo character." Damn, I laughed hard.

    physics – OK, think back to the first episode. The mutant cheese-block tries to exercise with two stuffed bunnies. In a few later episodes HE CARRIES A LEAF-BLOWER THAT LOOKED LIKE IT WEIGHED 100LBS! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? In the episode where he wanted to fly he flies like a rocket but in "Rock Bottom" he can't try that? This is one factor you all find stupid, right?

    HOW DARE A CARTOON NOT FOLLOW PHYSICS HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

    's unnecessary misery – This I never got. Squidward is suppose to be the most miserable person ever. If he hates it, why endure it? If he hates his neighbours, why not move? If he hates his job, why not quit? Heck, he gets fired multiple times and he STILL works there! Maybe he's a Sadist? MAKES SENCE!

    Oh crap, Squidward is fully aware of the show's status quo. He knows too much.

    men-in-black-neuralizer.jpg

    "MAKES SENCE!" lolwut

    size ratios – You may have noticed this. Almost every character is the same hight. Exhibit A:Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, if they are suppose to be human, why not be human size? I doubt they'd be born that big. Exhibit B: Pearl and Don the Whale. They are suppose to be whales. And they can't outsize a Pineapple... cheese, its as good an answer as any!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA what

    's constant self-illusion of being a man. - Kids, here's a secret: FULL GROWN MEN DO NOT ACT THIS CHILDISH! Spongebob constantly refers himself as a man, but he skips, he blows bubbles, he even goes "EEEEEEEEEE". He can't man up if he tried folks.

    I love how he refers to the readers, as if anybody still cares by now.

    Man and Barnacle Boy – It sucks when two of the lamest heroes are being ripped off, but when they rip off two of the greatest heroes as well?! That is two far! And the fact that they're old and as tiny as sardines, I lost all faith.

    HOW DARE PEOPLE BE OLD? What has this world come to?!

    "two far!" I'm not one to be a Grammar Nazi, but damn :lol:

    Patties are "healthy"- Spongebob says they are good. But Squidward said it best "a heart attack on a bun." Next!

    Let's just write tl;dr next to this quote and it sums up the whole list.

    and Spongebob's intelligence levels – They never take a hint, they always jump to conclusions and they think life is a sissy game. MUST I GO ON?

    No, for the love of God, please don't.

    cheap Mr Krabbs is – SWEET MOTHER OF SATAN, WHERE DO I BEGIN!?

    nooooooooooooo

    A. He would never let go if he lost one cent.

    B. He endorses fast food.

    C. He impersonated a doctor

    I don't recall that last one happening, and the second one is just lol.

    I'm surprised he's not in the chair at this time

    Better go to the electric chair for being cheap. This guy's logic is just bullet-proof.

    IN THE SHOW IS AN IDIOTIC JERK! - Don't believe me? Here are the reasons why:

    Is this how the fanfic is supposed to be written? With the beginning of sentences missing? Because that's what I'm seeing.

    They eat food that miraculously survives an explosion that landed on the ground

    lawlz

    They'd take money that was lying on the ground, even though it wasn't theirs

    Good thing something like this would never happen in real life.

    They tease Spongebob in the flight episode and claim that he owes THEM! WHAT?!

    I don't remember this episode?

    They go with what's "cool" at the time even though it was made at the Chum Bucket

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    They say they want to spend money

    HAHAHAHA i burst a lung

    They believe whatever they are told

    wat

    They jump to conclusions faster that the two nut-bags

    Nut-bags? And also, no sentences are missing anything at the beginning anymore, so was it intentional?

    Some are as cheap as Mr Krabbs

    Damn fish, being cheap and what-not.

    They take a joke WAY to seriously

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    THE BECOME AN AGREY MOB ON A REGULAR BASIS!

    This reminds me of an old TV.com review I once saw, where they guy talked about the show based SOLELY on the fact that there were riots and angry mobs.

    Best trolling ever if I do say so myself.

    My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    I've been attending several brony meetups, and I must say this fandom has helped me keep my social life intact.

    And for the few remaining bronies on this forum (which would be me, UC, and some other dude), Season 3 will be premiering on Saturday, November 10 at 10AM!

    Check out the deets here:

    http://family-room.e...son-3-premiere/

    Awesome, I'm pretty pumped! Although I must admit I was hoping more would be revealed today then just the airdate, which we kinda almost knew already.

    Season 8 Discussion

    in Season 8

    Posted

    It seems like Nickelodeon has decided not release to a Season 8 DVD for 2012. Why, I don't know, but my guess is it has to do with the fact some episodes from S8 haven't aired and the fact they are re-releasing Seasons 4-6 as complete season sets. I guess they chose to re-release S4-6 as complete sets instead of making a Season 8 DVD this year. That is my best guess, anyways.

    I'm guessing this is pretty likely. I just hope they don't take this as an excuse to sell it at the end of the year like they have been with other seasons and volumes lately.

    Slender

    in We Have Technology

    Posted

    Hey guys, I have a question. I recently downloaded the game, and I'm trying to get the ability to play it with the least lag. I've heard of running it "windowed", Fastest quality, and 800x600 resolution, but's still kinda slow. Does anyone know how to get it to the minimum amount of lagging at the least? :huh:

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