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    Skodwarde

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Daddy's back, sweethearts...

    Episode 21. Your Shoes Untied/Skod's Day Off

    One day, Skodwarde woke up and noticed the animation looks different than it did in previous episodes. He takes a look outside the window and takes in the changes for the new season. He could see that Spongebob was watching some Anemone Gone Wild

    Blasphemy averted.

    Skodwarde

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    23. Big Pink Asshole/Bubble Buddy

    One day, Patrick inadvertently receives an award in the mail and proceeds to put it on his head and shows off his new hat to everyone. Spongebob reads the engraving and notices that it's for him. He takes the award back without remorse, despite showing Patrick his already filled closet full of awards. Patrick spends the next few daysncrying himself to sleep. Spongebob finally decides to help his pal out by getting him a job at the Krusty Krab, saying that Patrick only gets to pay old man Krabs his minimum wage once a week. Skodwarde catches wind of this and uses his god powers to get the big pink loser fired. After some undersea hijinx involving god powers, patties, and broomsticks, Skodwarde has seemingly succeeded. When Spongebob needs some help opening a jar due to his frail physique, Patrick opens the jar with ease and trips out over finally having done something right for once in his life. Not amused, Skodwarde uses his god powers to plant the idea into Patrick's head that in order to win an award, he needs to act just like Spongebob. The next day, Patrick drives Spongebob nuts with his constant stalking and imitation, so Spongebob makes a run for it. Patrick follows suit and beats himself with a hammer. Spongebob runs into Patrick's rock, which has been painted to look like Spongebob's pineapple thanks to Skodwarde's god powers. Spongebob resolves to imitate Patrick, which he does pretty spot on. Patrick calls Spongebob a big pink loser and the mailman conveniently arrives, delivering another trophy. Patrick asks what's it for this time? Spongebob unwraps it and says that trophy is for Patrick for being a lazy ass all his life. Patrick proceeds to put it on his head and tosses it aside along with his clothes. When Spongebob asks what Patrick is going to do now, Patricks says he must protect his tile before plopping back in to his rock and beating off to some hentai for the rest of the day. Meanwhile, Skodwarde is left to work triple duty at the Krusty Krab.

    One day, Spongebob goes out to celebrate Leif Ericson day, but nobody is around to celebrate the made up holiday with him, so he asks Skodwarde to join him in the festivities. Skodwarde snidely declines and to Spongebob's urging, decides to use his god powers to make him an artificial buddy out of bubbles that Spongebob calls, Bubble Buddy. Unbeknownst to both of them, Bubble Buddy has a diabolical mind of his own. When Spongebob takes Bubble Buddy to Goo Lagoon, shit starts to get stirred. Bubble Buddy proceeds to use the porta-pottier for an extremely long time, rupturing the bladders and colons of fellow beach goers, calls out the roid junkies at Muscle Beach and calls them fat, washes Pole's flipper, made Skodwarde provide excellent service, and burned down a family's crop, poisoned their water supply, and unleashed a plague onto their houses. When everybody has had enough, Skodwarde uses his god powers to form an angry mob Gaston-style in order to pop the bubble and proceed to get into their knitting circle. After toppling over the lifeguard tower and gang banging the lifeguard, they finally confront their tormenters. When Spongebob sticks up for Bubble Buddy and tells a sappy story, everybody except Skodwarde begins to cry and reveals their own secret imaginary friends such as a set of boo boo keys and a pair of fuzzy snake eyes. Skodwarde is not amused and steps up to destroy his creation anyway, but as he goes in for the kill, Bubble Buddy stops him before he can make contact. Skodwarde proceeds to fire his pew pew eye lazors while Bubble Buddy fights back by shooting out bubbly bubbles using his patented Bubble Beam. After an epic battle involving god powers and bubbles, Bubble Buddy finally surrenders and says that this place is getting too weird for him before hailing himself a bubble taxi, taking his crime spree elsewhere. Spongebob comments that he he blew up so fast before speeding off to watch some more coral porn. Skodwarde spends the rest of his days lamenting over his child, Bubble Buddy, leaving.

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