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    Aly & AJ

    in K-BLUB

    Posted

    Gahhh, I loved these two as a kid (and still do!). Some of my all time faves from them include "Like Whoa", "Potential Breakup Song", and "Into the Rush". 

    Knights of the Multiverse

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Knights of the Multiverse

    Ep.14 "Puff Mama Returns"

    Skyripper

    In the kitchen, Melondy gets a root beer from the fabricator. "Thank you, Lillian!"

    As Melondy takes a drink, she spits it out.

    Marshall and Tomoya notice this, sitting down at a nearby table.

    "What happened?!?" Marshall asked, trying to contain laughter.

    "This is warm! All of those updates Sandy is doing on Lillian must be putting the food and drink fabricator on some kind of fritz." Melondy said.

    "Sit it down. I got ya." Tomoya said.

    Melondy sat her drink down, as Tomoya used his powers to slightly frost it for her.

    "Try now!" Tomoya said.

    "Much better!" Melondy said, after taking a sip.

    Just then, Sandy called everyone to the bridge over the loudspeaker.

    The scene shifts, as the team is gathered around the central console.

    "Alright, so unfortunately, updating Lillian hasn't gotten me anything on Flare's latest breach, but we'll focus on that later. Right now, I found something weird." Sandy said.

    "What is it?" Debbie asked.

    "A very high number of breaches from Universe-3, which was the world where everyone was on drugs." Sandy revealed.

    "And Mrs. Puff was... Puff Mama, a druglord. Or... ma'am?" Marshall stated.

    "Exactly. Now this is strange. These hoppers from that world are almost doing this... strategically. In fact, I think it is strategic." Sandy said.

    "Where are they hopping to?" Tomoya asked.

    "Universe-2. Home of Denise and the I.J.L.S.A members." Sandy said. "And I've pulled up recent reports from Bikini Bottom on that world, which says that there has been an unusual number of drug-related deaths in the last six months in the city."

    "Well, I'd say we get to Universe-2 and investigate then!" Melondy said. 

    "I'll reach out to my contact there before we arrive." Debbie said.

    "Ah, that Sloane guy?" Sandy asked.

    "That's the one. If anyone's gonna know about sneaky stuff happening in the shadows of Universe-2's Bikini Bottom - it's him." Debbie said.

    "Alright, in five minutes, everyone prepare to strap in." Sandy said.

    ---

    Dark Dimension

    Inside the Covenant of Wizards' castle, Flare was led by two men into the private chamber of their leader, Amara.

    Inside the chamber Amara had the Book of Divination set up and ready. A stone statue of a screaming woman stood before her in the center of the chamber, risen on a platform.

    "You wanted to see me?" Amara asked.

    "Uh, well, yes." Flare said. "Who is that woman? Is she real?"

    "Never mind that. What are you here about?" Amara asked.

    "You reviving my girlfriend. It's been a week, and you haven't given me any updates!" Flare said.

    "What do you think I am doing here? I am just about to resurrect my soul sister, Ebony!" Amara revealed. "I've been practicing the spell for it all week from the Book of Divination. Now I think I have perfected it."

    "Is she actually your sister?" Flare asked.

    "I just said 'soul sister', or did you miss that?" Flare asked.

    "What does that mean?" Flare questioned.

    "Long ago, I was trained alongside three other magical girls to become a trinity. The Trinity of Witches. We were meant to rule the world, serving under the would-be king: Conquess." Amara revealed.

    "So, what happened?" Flare asked.

    "Unfortunately, a wizard of great power encased my sisters, Ebony and Goldi, in stone. I escaped from this wizard's clutches." Amara said.

    "And your father? Conquess? The wizard got him too?" Flare asked.

    "No. His own son did. Shin." Amara revealed.

    "So, you have a brother. A real brother." Flare said. "I had a brother."

    "That's nice." Amara said.

    "So, you've hidden out from this wizard, huh?" Flare asked.

    "Yes. And over time, I've gotten so much stronger. Once me and my sisters are back as a unit, we will revive my father, and no one will be able to stand in our way." Amara said.

    "Hmm, as long as I get my girlfriend back, I don't care what you do. Just don't do it on the world I choose to go and reside on with her. Ya know, after this is all over." Flare said.

    Amara winked at her. "Now, you can get out or watch me resurrect Ebony."

    "I'll stay for the theatrics." Flare said.

    Amara looked to the book, as she began to chant her resurrection spell, while raising her hands above her head. Lights went off and on, candles blew out, a magical electric-like aura produced from her hands. Amara used this magical energy to blast Ebony's statue.

    As everything calmed down, the statue began to crack, revealing purple light shining underneath. 

    "It's working! It's working!" Amara said, excitedly.

    Just then, the entire statue exploded, making Amara and Flare get down to the floor.

    A purple mist dissipated, as it revealed a naked young woman on the platform, sitting on her knees.

    "Get her a towel! Get my sister a towel!" Amara yelled at Flare.

    Flare looked across the room, seeing a white towel hanging up. She quickly handed it to Amara.

    Amara walks up on the platform, enveloping Ebony in the towel and helping her stand.

    "Amara... is that you?" Ebony asked, very weakly.

    "Yes, my sister. It is I. And it is time." Amara replied. "Time to take back everything we lost."

    "The daughters of the demons. Back together again." Ebony said, with a faint smile.

    "Not yet. We still have Goldie to find." Amara replied.

    ---

    Bikini Bottom, Universe-2

    Debbie and Sandy arrive at the Krusty Krabs.

    Sloane is seen awaiting them, sitting in a secluded back table.

    "Sloane, good to see ya!" Debbie said.

    "Now doesn't this remind me of exactly one year ago!" Sloane said, humorously. "Where's your other friend? The icy one?"

    Sandy and Debbie took a seat.

    "Tomoya? He's back at the Skyripper with the others." Debbie said.

    "One day, I gotta get on the ship of yours, and see if for myself!" Sloane said.

    Debbie laughed. "Yeah, maybe."

    "We're actually here for some information." Sandy said.

    "As to be expected. What do you need?" Sloane asked.

    "The drug epidemic that's broken out in the city. What's all of it about?" Debbie asked.

    "Well, there's been some hoppers from another universe, bringing over this crazy new drug." Sloane revealed.

    Debbie and Sandy both looked at each other.

    "Do you know what the drug is?" Sandy asked.

    "No idea. I just get word from old associates from back when I was rolling in the streets. But, I don't partake in that stuff anymore." Sloane said.

    "Turned over a new leaf, huh?" Sandy asked.

    "I wish more people could do the same." Debbie added.

    "Anyway, I hear that the shipments of the stuff are given to some men with deep pockets. Men like Squilliam Fancyson." Sloane said.

    "Squilliam?" Debbie questioned.

    "Makes sense. The guy's shady as hell." Sandy said.

    "Sloane, do you happen to know where in the city these shipments might be taking place?" Debbie asked.

    The scene shifts, as Melondy, Marshall, and Tomoya are seen on the bridge, around the central console.

    "Sandy and Debbie are gonna like this..." Melondy said.

    Just then, Sandy and Debbie arrive back.

    "What are we not gonna like?" Sandy asked.

    "I was working with Lillian, and I managed to track down more hops from Drugworld - that's my cute nickname for Universe-3." Melondy said.

    "These hoppers from there are likely trying to spread their drugs all across the multiverse." Marshall said.

    "Luckily, Debbie and I found out where the next shipment arrives here in Universe-2. The Bikini Bottom docks." Sandy said.

    "Sandy and I will check it out. The rest of you stay on coms in case we need backup." Sandy ordered.

    "Got it." Melondy said.

    "Oh yeah, and Squilliam has a part in all of this!" Sandy told them.

    The scene shifts, as we see Squilliam arriving at the docks. A craft breaches to his location, landing before him.

    The craft opens, as Puff Mama and her servicemen walk out, carrying several crates.

    Puff was wearing strange gauntlets with blasters, on both hands. A blue light produced from the blasters. 

    "More Blue Pox, how delicious." Squilliam said.

    "Where are the other buyers?" Puff asked.

    "Not coming tonight. They think it's too risky with the extra police interest in the casualties of this drug. Making quite a mess of things." Squilliam said.

    "I thought a mess is what you wanted? To hook young people on these drugs, make a hell of a dime, and split the proceeds with mwah!" Puff said.

    "Yeah, well, I'm starting to think 40-60 isn't enough for the shit I'm risking anymore." Squilliam said.

    "I'm not settling for less." Puff said. "It is my product after all."

    "Than how about you give me more?" Squilliam asked. "50-50?"

    "I'll consider it." Puff said.

    Suddenly, Debbie lands from the sky, with Sandy in her arms.

    "Consider nothing!" Debbie stated.

    "Whew, flying is not very fun." Sandy said, on her feet.

    Squilliam turned around, surprised by their presence. "Oh no!"

    "Ladies, it's been over a year! How are you?" Puff asked, condescendingly.

    "Leave the formalities on the ground, better yet the drugs too." Sandy said.

    "It's over, Puff Mama. Your drug shipments to this universe stops now!" Debbie said.

    "And just because you said so? Nah, I don't think so." Puff replied.

    As Debbie tries to rush over to Puff Mama, she is shot by one of her blasters.

    Debbie falls to the ground, in pain.

    "DEBBIE!" Sandy screamed, rushing to her body. "What have you done to her?!?" 

    "These blasters are dopamite-infused. Debbie's weakness, right Squilliam?" Puff stated.

    As Debbie clenched up in pain, Sandy became angered.

    "Gentlemen, round the ladies up!" Puff said.

    Puff Mama's men started toward the two. Sandy got up and raced at the men.

    Using her karate moves, she successfully beat all of them down. 

    Puff Mama then raised her arm again, blasting Sandy as well. "Dopamite may not weaken you, but the energy blast will put you down just the same." she said, standing over Sandy's body.

    ---

    Sandy awakens on a cold floor. The room is kind of dark and closed in. As her vision clears, she sees Squilliam standing above her.

    "You bastard!" Sandy said, trying to get at him, but she is pulled down by a chain around her wrist.

    "You are a chained beast now, Sandy Cheeks. You won't be getting out of this panic room." Squilliam said.

    "Is this your house we're in? Of course a creep like you would have a panic room to lock up women. I don't see how Denise ever fell for you!" Sandy replied, bitterly.

    "Aww, all that talk and there's just nothing you can do. Not like you have super strength, like your best friend, Debbie." Squilliam teased.

    "You told Puff Mama about Debbie's weakness to dopamite, didn't you?" Sandy questioned.

    "Indeed. I knew one day you Knights would find out about the drug trafficking, and so did Puff Mama." Squilliam replied.

    "Squilliam... why?" Sandy questioned.

    "When Denise revealed to the world that Fancy Industries was producing universe-breaching technology, it took the company under. I lost so much money. Hardly anyone wanted to get into business with me. I had to find a way to keep a cash flow coming." Squilliam said.

    "So... getting people hooked on a dangerous drug from another dimension was just the next best thing?" Sandy asked.

    "Yeah. Something like that." Squilliam said, in all seriousness.

    "Go screw yourselves." Sandy said.

    "I mean, since Denise and I broke up, that's exactly what I have been doing lately." Squilliam crudely joked.

    "Eww!" Sandy replied.

    "Good day, Ms. Cheeks! It's the last one you'll ever have seen!" Squilliam evilly said, as he left the room.

    The scene shifts, now showing Debbie in a concealed prison room, as she stares out a massive glass pane window.

    Puff Mama comes into view, slowly walking towards Debbie.

    "Puff Mama?" Debbie asked.

    "Hello, Debbie. Welcome to your new permanent residence!" Puff said, with a laugh.

    "Where am I?" Debbie asked.

    "Squilliam had a prison room crafted in his basement. The cell you're in pumps out thin layers of dopamite gas regularly - enough so that you'll stay alive, but never escape. The remodeling he's done down here is quite impressive, wouldn't you say?" Puff said.

    "More like you guys knew this was coming, and you've planned for it." Debbie said.

    "I knew one day you lot would stick your noses into this." Puff said.

    "How did all [i[this[/i] even begin?" Debbie questioned. "When we met you last year, you didn't even have any idea about a multiverse. Now you're running a drug trafficking ring throughout it!" Debbie questioned.

    "Snorelonn, remember?" Puff said.

    "He... breached to your world to get drugs from you." Debbie recalled.

    "You captured him, but left his dimension-traveling spacecraft behind, in pieces. Snorelonn's men - who you also left behind, asked me to help them get back home and in return, they'd show me how to expand my drug empire." Puff said.

    "So, you rebuilt Snorelonn's craft... then made a line of your own based off the specs, didn't you?" Debbie asked.

    "All very true." Puff admitted. "Once me and my guys were able to traverse the multiverse, we came here to Universe-2 and got into bed with the most wealthy person in this city - Squilliam Fancyson, who had hit on hard times, because it came out that his company was producing the very same tech that is building my new fortune! The MULTIVERSE is the future, Debbie!" Puff said, evilly laughing.

    "I'm gonna stop you!" Debbie said, nodding her head.

    "You won't be able to get out of here, my dear." Puff said. "You will never see the light of day again."

    "Sandy and I have other teammates - who will come for us." Debbie said.

    "Not when I unleash on them what I have in store - or rather, what Squilliam has in store!" Puff replied.

    Debbie gulped, unsure what she meant.

    Outside, the Skyripper landed in the backyard of Squilliam's mansion. 

    As the ship opened up, Melondy, Tomoya, and Marshall stepped out.

    Squilliam and a strange-looking woman walked out of the back of the house.

    "I knew this was inevitable!" Squilliam said. "You really should get permission before landing in someone's backyard."

    "Give us our friends and we'll go." Melondy said. "Or... this can get really ugly."

    "I love you threats, Lady Quick! Meet mine..." Squilliam said, motioning to the woman.

    "And who the hell is she supposed to be exactly?" Marshall questioned.

    "I can totally fix those bags under your eyes, lady. Ya know, if you're interested..." Tomoya said, semi-friendly.

    Melondy and Marshall both give him an odd glare.

    "What? Just trying to be nice? I AM a scientist after all, so I created a kind-of eyebag-remedy." Tomoya went on.

    "Now now, Tomoya!" Melondy shouted.

    "My name is Jenny Garfield." the woman said, finally speaking. "And Squilliam's paying me good money to be muscle!"

    "So, what can you do?" Melondy questioned.

    "Jenny here, was injected with a serum cooked up from the Sinister Slug's blood. The government wanted to produce their own 'controllable' beast. Found a person crazy enough to go through with it." Squilliam said.

    "Yeah, anyone who'd willingly undergo something like that must be quite literally insane!" Melondy replied.

    "Not insane. Smart. I walked away, but took the powers with me. And the best part? They couldn't even stop me!" Jenny said.

    "And so... you became a hired gun?" Melondy questioned.

    "Oh sweetie, I'm so much more than just a gun!" Jenny said. 

    At that moment, Jenny transformed into the same monstrous form as the Sinister Slug, but far more humanoid-looking.

    "You can call me, She-Slug!" Jenny announced, with a sinister glare.

    "MARSHALL, GO GET OUT FRIENDS!" Melondy told him.

    Marshall phased underground, as Melondy speeded at Jenny.

    Jenny impressively caught the speedster, slapping her across the ground with her long tail.

    "It's.... far more extendable than the Sinister Slug's!" Tomoya noted of her tail.

    As Jenny came after Tomoya he shot an array of icicles at her, but she kept jumping out of the way. Finally, Tomoya shot a powerful icy gust.

    ---

    Inside the house, we see Sandy in the panic room, picking at the lock on her chains with a paper clip.

    "Villains often underestimate their captives. Proven fact." Sandy joked, as she got her chain off. "YES!"

    Sandy stood up and rammed at the door, but it was impenetrable. "Dammit!"

    Sandy looked around the small enclosed room, as she spotted a vent. "Crawling through vents. Never gets old!" she said, doing parkour up the wall. 

    The scene shift, as Marshall was shown phasing up in front of Debbie's prison room.

    Debbie, bored and lonely, instantly jumped up. "MARSHALL!"

    "Hey girl, what's up! Hanging out?" Marshall asked, jokingly.

    "No time for your jokes!" Debbie said.

    "How are they holding you in there?" Marshall asked.

    "Squilliam's technology pumps gas particles of dopamite into my prison room. Not enough to kill me, but enough to keep me depowered." Debbie revealed to him. "But just phase in and bring me out!"

    Marshall nodded, as he tried to phase into the room, but just ended up banging his body into the wall.

    "What happened?" Debbie asked.

    "He must have meta-dampening technology too!" Marshall said.

    "Alright, uh... that panel next to my cell, do you think you can short it out?" Debbie asked.

    "Do I think?" Marshall joked.

    Marshall phased his hand into the panel, labeled "Pumping System". The piece of tech short-circuited, as the lights flickered in Debbie's holding cell.

    Marshall took a step to the side, as Debbie punched her way through the glass pane, stepping out of the room.

    "Thanks!" Debbie said.

    "Great punch!" Marshall said, mesmerized.

    Back outside, Tomoya had Jenny frozen in ice.

    "Hopefully that... holds?" Tomoya questioned.

    The ice began to tremble, as Jenny amazingly breaks out of it.
        
    "Shit!" Tomoya said.

    Jenny jumps at him, slamming him to the ground with her tail.

    Just then, Debbie flies outside, punching Jenny with her super strength.

    Debbie lands on the ground. "What'd I miss?" she asked, humorously.

    Jenny gets up, as she angrily speeds away.

    Debbie helps Tomoya up.

    "That was She-Slug, or.. uh, Jenny." Tomoya told her.

    "She's fast..." Debbie said.

    "G-guys?" Melondy said, upon waking up.

    "Are you okay?" Debbie asked.

    "Just fine. I guess that she-thing got away?" Melondy asked.

    "And so did Squilliam during all the chaos." Marshall said.

    ---

    Skyripper

    On the ship, the team gathered around the central console.

    "Unfortunately, Puff Mama is still at large somewhere in the multiverse, but we'll find her." Sandy said.

    "Before she destroys another town in the multiverse with her drugs?" Debbie questioned, angrily.

    "I know, but trust me, I'm working on. It's just... there's so much else to do." Sandy said.

    "You're spreading yourself really thin here, Sandy." Debbie said, rubbing her back.

    "Someone has too. This is my responsibility." Sandy replied.

    "It's mine. All of ours, really." Debbie said. "From the moment we all stepped foot on this ship. Because, that's what heroes do."

    "Superheroes." Tomoya said, with a smirk.

    "Still not a word for me." Sandy said, with a sigh.

    The rest of the team looked at each other, frustrated by Sandy's reluctance to accept the person she really is.

    NOTES: 

    • It is revealed that Puff Mama and her goons have been trafficking Blue Pox across the multiverse.
    • We are introduced to She-Slug / Jenny Garfield.
    • Amara revives her "sister", Ebony. It is revealed that the two (and a third, named Goldie), make up the Trinity of Witches, the daughters of demons. 

    How are you feeling? (Emotionally)

    in Robot-Pirate Island

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, Old Man Jenkins said:

    Pretty damn happy since my neighbors who tried to beat up my mom (who was very visibly undergoing cancer treatments at the time) are finally moving out of here. Good fucking riddance. I hope the next people renting out the place are at least halfway decent.

    That sounds awful. People these days, man. Hope your mom is doing okay.

     

    What'cha Listening To?

    in K-BLUB

    Posted

    So you can throw me to the wolves
    Tomorrow I will comeback
    Leader of the whole pack
    Beat me black and blue
    Every wound will shape me
    Every scar will build my throne
     
    The sticks and the stones that
    You used to throw have
    Built me an empire
    So don’t even try
    To cry me a river
    'Cause I forgive you
    You are the reason I still fight
     
    <333

    Season 12 (News & Discussion)

    in Season 12

    Posted

    On 12/25/2018 at 9:50 AM, jjsthekid said:

     

    246b - Gary's Got Legs: Gary is given a small pair of legs to keep up with SpongeBob, but soon makes his owner look sluggish by comparison.

    And we'll also be getting some of these airing in January:

     

    Gary with legs... that's a thought. Gotta see this now lol

    Hello.

    in Krusty Towers Check-In

    Posted

    On 3/31/2019 at 9:49 PM, Shark said:

    Greetings and salutations, denizens of this underwater-themed community. Yes, I am indeed a living, breathing shark. No need to get alarmed, I'm as gentle as a newborn puppy. Puppies look really, really delicious by the way. I just wish they weren't so hairy. Yuck.

    I've been informed of this place from someone in particular, but am sworn to secrecy by the laws of the ocean. Nonetheless, I look forward to terrorizing befriending many of the tasty... er, I mean friendly folks in this reef. Thank you. Oof, there's a fat guy wearing glasses over there. Looks like a complete bigot. Looks like... Epic Meal Time!

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    Gay shark overlords are fine by me ?

     
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