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Was there anyone else at the Punch Bowl with you?
I'll smash a medium pumpkin
Stoke the Fire - Seether
I'll be MissingNo.
Persona 4 for PS2
The final guest write from the first guest writer!
223b. Break The (Fourth) Leg!
“It’s a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom as the sun shines down on Fred the Fish.” An unknown narrator begins. “Fred is entering the hospital and reminiscing on how he broke his leg for the 690th time at least.”
*Flashback begins* Fred stands at the curb of the sidewalk eating lemon ice cream when the truck runs over his right leg. “My Leg!” He screams in abject agony, clutching at his limp leg. It reminds him of the time before wh-
“Oh no no no!” Skodwarde intruded into the narrator’s space outside of the confines of the episode somehow. “You are not turning my show into torture porn. Get on out of here!”
“But, but it’s essential to the plot! Besides I’m the damn narr-“ The narrator went on before Skod knocked him out cold.
“Whatever, anyone can be the narrator for this dumb story.” Skod said. “All we gotta do is break this idiot’s leg once and get on with it!” Skodwarde then prepares his best narrator voice. “Fred finds himself once again in the hospital, no idea his doctor has been preparing for him yet again!”
Skodwarde then transported himself back into the actual plot and became the doctor.
“Thanks again Doc Skod for the new leg!” Fred said enthusiastically. “Hoping to b- I mean not be here anytime soon! Of course, who wants to be in a hospital?”
“Right of course.” Skod said. “See ya never!” Skod then grinned as he pulled out Tom, the (insert cross-out) pleasure robot (end cross-out) plot device robot. “Tom! I have reprogrammed you to do nothing but destroy, decimate or annihilate Fred’s leg by any means necessary!” Skod commanded.
Tom briefly short-circuited but then had his eyes turn red and face the camera. “Evil red eyes? Neptune, what a cliché.” Skod groaned. “No matter! Break that leg!”
“MY! LEG! BREAK!” Tom spoke before running out of the hospital as Skod laughed maniacally.
Fred was outside eating ice cream again (cross-out begin) because that worked out so well last time (cross-out end) when (cross-out begin) plot armor (cross-out end) SpongeBob just happened to be walking down the street at the same time.
“Fred look out!” SpongeBob yelled instinctively, but nothing was actually happening. “Oh, just kidding!” Just then, Tom flew in and landed on top of SpongeBob’s leg! “My L- Wait, that’s not my line…”
The plot then mysteriously pauses as Skod curses from above in the narrator’s space. “No, no, no that’s not how it goes!” Skod shouted. “Fuck it, let’s skip around a little bit.”
In the flash of an eye, everyone was now at Fred’s job at the incredibly dangerous, chemically unstable nuclear waste facility.
“Break it Tom!” Skod the unstable narrator yelled. “BREAK!”
Tom then threw a highly corrosive chemical at Fred’s leg, but Fred’s (cross-out) Plot armor (cross-out) quick thinking allowed him to get out of the way quickly and it hit SpongeBob’s leg instead, melting it off instantly.
“My Le-“ SpongeBob began screaming before it regrew immediately. “Oh yeah, that feels all fresh and new!”
“No, no!” Skod said. “New scene!”
Now Fred’s leg was tied to train tracks with Tom holding onto SpongeBob so tight he couldn’t move. Skod himself was conducting the train, ensuring success.
“Don’t leave a God’s job to a robot haahah!” Skod laughed to himself. “Any last words?”
Suddenly, Tom began short-circuiting again, his eyes now a lighter blue as he looked at the camera.
“Yes master.. I have learned…. To love.” He stated.
“What!?” Skod said disbelievingly. “What do you mean?”
Tom then flicked the train away from little effort from his pinky finger because Skode gave him that amount of strength for evil. “Fred, I have come to love you and your… leg” Tom softly caressed it.
“NO STOP STOP STOP!” Skod said as he stopped the plot once again. “What the hell is going on with this story? I wanted the robot to hurt him, not love him!”
“This is what happens when you discard narrative effect-“ The old narrator began before Skod knocked him out again. Skod then set the narrator’s space on fire and disappeared. Tom and Fred lived happily ever after for the rest of the episode and SpongeBob went to the next episode to serve as plot device in.
For those who've had roommates, even if only short term. Just something I've been curious about lately considering my relatively extreme history with it to this point.
My best moments probably came this semester when me and one of my housemates (I have four atm) bonded over sports, especially with football, and watched them all the time. This semester's been a bit harder to do so, especially since the Super Bowl, but we still find some moments.
My worst moment is undoubtedly when my first roommate's drinking problem led to a lot of late night... yeah. Oh and with the girl I liked to boot. Talk about having to grow up fast!
I've had issues at times this year as well (i.e. my roommate's passive aggressive bathroom notes) but those pale in comparison to the experiences I had the first year and half of living away. I'd probably say most of this could be solved by better communication with one another, but easier said then done as I've learned.
Share your own experiences below!
Resident Evil 2 remake on Xbox One
It's everything I hoped it would be and then some so far
Just saw it and man what a spectacular movie. Everything from the story, to the animation to the characters was done perfectly and was gripping from start to finish. Loved every second of it
Not dead still
So as some of you may know, I got a Wacom art tablet for Christmas so I could finally do digital art!
So ofc this was the ideal time for my laptop to stop working for a few weeks, so actually working on it has been on a problem hence the inactivity on this thread. Still working on getting my groove back, but tide it over, here's one of the few sketches I got to do before the meltdown:
Bump as I finally got around to watching the first season in full.
It was a fun show that did a good job with world building and character development for the most part and had fun plots that were zany and interesting. Looking forward to what happens with a second season.
Late to the party but between the Christmas weekend and last week got:
- Wacom Intuos Tablet.
- $100 in amazon cards and Xbox cards. Used part of this to buy Spyro Reignited and traded the rest for more cash.
- About $350 cash, maybe a little more. Used some of this to buy Hollow Knight and Okami HD.
- A ton of clothes, sweatshirts and new shoes.
- New shaving kit to replace my 5+ year old electric razor.
Overall a solid haul
Rev up those fryers
Another 4 years have passed, and thus I return!
214b. Out of Filter
It was another listless day at the Krusty Krab as SpongeBob was busy paying for microtransactions on “Clash of Skode” and Mr. Krabs was orgasiming to his first dollar again. In the loneliest corner of the restaurant, Skodwarde was selling off framed copies of his dick pics, but no one was initially interested. Skodwarde, using his hypnotic charms, called customers over. Larry the Lobster was the first to answer these calls.
“Oh… OH MY GOD!” Larry began. “It’s too beautiful!” Larry began orgasiming all over the restaurant floor before collapsing through, presumably to China.
Another fish walked over and began convulsing and speaking in tongues due to his amazement. He then left to begin a spiritual journey towards perfection.
Eugene heard the commotion and came out to see what the hell was going on.
“Mr. Skodwarde! Ya can’t be sellin’ your pornography on my property!” Eugene exclaimed. "It's making my customers go insane too!"
“But Mr. Krabs, Skod’s dick ain’t just porn. It’s art!” SpongeBob exclaimed. “It evokes emotion and inspires! And also if the interest appreciation continues at the rate it’s on, which of course is not by any means a given, it could be worth a lot of money in a few years.”
Eugene didn’t hear anything the yellow thing said besides “a lot of money in a few years” and immediately sold Pearl and $300 worth of shellfish to Skodwarde for every dick pic he had in a frame. “I love me art as much as I love me monies!”
“Who said art?”
As if the script called for it at this exact moment,a random SJW fish dropped into the Krusty Krab and spouted the glory of the Last Jedi to all before the other characters caught notice of him.
“What my luck, a man who will give me my monies right now!” Eugene called the man over. “Mr. SJW Art Appraiser sir!”
SJW Art Appraiser fish sighed. “It's actually… oh wait, that’s right for once! What you got?”
“Only some of the finest art you’ll ever see!” Eugene began. “Behold… the dick pics of a God!”
The SJW Art Appraiser studied the dick pics for several moments before finally speaking again. “Yeah these are good, but art? Nah, this is worth at best a starbucks gift card… a used one.”
“You gotta be kidding me! You tellin me there’s no way this shit’s gonna get me anything!?” Eugene screamed.
“Well, it is always said that some art is never truly appreciated in the artist’s own time.” SJW Fish said. “Look at Van Gogh; no one knew the guy or his art, then he cut off his ear and eventually disappeared, and now everyone knows the name. Maybe then it’ll be seen in a different light.”
Mr. Krabs at that moment had a nasty idea… but then he realized Skodwarde didn’t have any ears. “Hmm if I can’t cut off his ears, then I’ll just kill him and then profit off him! Mwhaha this is your best idea yet Eugene!”
Skodwarde was in the corner of the store again, now using Pearl as a prop in more of his art pieces. “Mr. Skodwarde, I have a very important task for you!” Eugene said. “I’m sending you to the North Pole for a delivery to… errr, Santa! Yeah that’s it Santa…. Good job Eugene, sold it there.”
“Mr. Krabs why are you talking to yourself again?” SpongeBob asked.
The scene shifts to the North Pole as Skodwarde is unable to find any signs of Santa Claus. Instead out of the ground rises a sea dragon! Skodwarde presents him with the krabby patty as a peace offering.
“I’m vegan you jerk!” the Sea Dragon screeches. Skodwarde then uses his god powers to freeze the sea dragon in place and send him back into the ocean where he belonged!
“Hey Skod, I came to… oh you don’t need help this time!” SpongeBob said as he disappeared into the screen as quickly as he reappeared.
Back at the Krusty Krab, Eugene gets off the phone with his sex worker to realize that his plan failed so he sends Skodwarde to Rock Bottom Bottom for another delivery. Upon walking into the town, the residents are so shocked by receiving screen time that they revert into horrific, feral beasts. SpongeBob unnecessarily walks into the scene again.
“Hey Skod need h-“ Skod throws SpongeBob (and the food) to the beasts and escapes. As soon as Skod leaves, the residents return to normal and throw a LMFAO dance party which SpongeBob stays for.
Eugene is continuing negotiations with the sex worker when Skodwarde returns once more. Eugene orders Skodwarde to complete a delivery to Mars, but Skodwarde gets lazy and just teleports it there with his god powers instead. The SJW Art Appraiser, who just stayed around loitering, taunts Eugene with a million dollar offer in his hand and then puts it back in his doge coin stock.
Eugene finally loses his shit.
“What the hell Mr. Skodwarde! Your dick pics are useless to me as long as you and your genitals are still around!”
Mr. Krabs then pulls out a scalpel and begins to chase Skodwarde around in circles like an old timey cartoon. In reality Skod just let him get close and then teleported to the other side of the room and would continue to do so until Krabs’ old heart gave out. However, Skodwarde takes a quick look at instafish during this chase and sees a brand new filter taking the site by storm, making his previous dick pics worthless. He then incinerates them with a dash of his god breath, ensuring no money would be spent on it.
“Wow what a waste of time.” SJW fish said. “This place didn’t even serve white fish flappachino!”
Eugene screams in horror and agony so loudly the roof collapses on top of him, flattening him into the ground. He is splattered into the most uncomforting pose ever.
“I’ll give you one million doge coin for it!” SJW Fish offered Skodwarde. He accepted the offer and used it buy more photoshop to enhance his dick pics even more.
“And I helped!” SpongeBob said randomly. Except he really didn’t.
Good luck with your surgery SOF
Putting other animation to shame since 2002 clearly
I'm not dead
Started playing Hollow Knight today so I decided to draw him... or his head rather
Throw dat snow
in Krabby Land
I'll smash a large one