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  1. Episode 1: Turnabout Hot Dog


    The opening shot zooms out to see a shady looking man looking down at the ground sweating viciously.


    “Drats!” he said angrily. “I scared her so bad she can’t get up! I gotta pin this on someone.” He then remembers passing the shabbily dressed man in orange and decides he will have to do.




    Several days go by and we pan the camera into a nondescript apartment building. A black, spiky haired young man grabs a jelly donut out of the refrigerator, throwing it into his mouth in a single gulp as he charges out the door on his standard bicycle.


    “This is Phoenix Wright! He has that name because he’s always RIGHT —- GET IT?” An overly energetic narrator proclaims. “Today is Phoenix’s first case in a courtroom, but right now his biggest issue is just getting to the courthouse in one piece!” As Phoenix pedals his bike up a hill, the opening theme plays which, due to budgetary reasons, is just a rip of the title theme from the GBA version. Phoenix makes his way to the Courthouse, where the original Japanese letters are replaced with a text box with the words “Court House” written in MS Paint in red text color. In the courthouse lobby, Phoenix meets with his boss/mentor Mia Fey. Her outfit is buttoned all the way to the very tip top, hiding any potential boobage along with her magatama necklace.


    “Wright, you made it! You were almost late!” Mia says.


    “I know but I left myself just the right amount of time!” Phoenix replies. “Sorry to have kept you waiting, knowing you took time out of your day to see the trial today.”


    “I wouldn’t miss my underling’s first trial for anything.” Mia says. “Not everyone takes on a murder trial first time around you know?”


    “I know.” Phoenix says somberly. “But I had to do this…. For friendship!”


    “Friendship?” Mia asks.


    “Yes. The power of friendship is making me take this case.” Phoenix replied.




    In lieu of important backstory and plot details, we abruptly then cut straight to the courtroom where Phoenix and Mia stand opposing the “fearsome” prosecutor, Wins a Ton Pain. The defendant, Larry Butz, is then led into the courtroom as well.


    “Nicholas!” Larry cries out to him. “Save me Nicholas! I didn’t do it!”


    I know Harry. Phoenix thinks to himself. Our friendship will compel us to the truth!


    “Hard to believe this joker drove you to be an attorney.” Mia said.


    “He’s a good guy, he just has bad luck…” Phoenix begins as Larry makes a scene with the guard at sitting down. “And sometimes not the best attitude.”


    “It’s ok just believe in his innocence and use your friendship to find the truth!” Mia says excitedly, again clipping through her scarf.


    The Judge then bangs his gavel. “The Trial of Mr. Harry Butz is now in session…”


    “The prosecution is ready.” Pain says.


    “IT’S LARRY!” He screams at the Judge, to Phoenix’s chagrin. “Nicholas, tell him!” 


    Larry, don’t make enemies with the judge. “The defense is… ready.” He says nervously.


    “Mr. Pain, please give us the details of the case.” The Judge asks.


    Mr. Pain then goes on to explain that the victim from the opening scene, Ms. Cinder Stone, was found indefinitely asleep in her apartment between 4 and 5 PM that day. She was surprised by an intruder, which caused her slumber. The instrument of surprise was a faux stone statue of the Thinker, covered in ketchup due to the victim eating a hot dog before the crime. Said hot dog was not recovered from the scene however. Mr. Pain then submits the statue to the court for examination and acceptance into evidence records.


    “My my, hard to believe this is fake stone.” The Judge remarks.


    “It may be fake!” Larry screamed out. “But it contains my real spirit inside!”


    “Oh so you made the weapon of surprise!?” The Judge asked. “What a wonderful piece of craftsmanship.”


    “Of course, the defendant’s fingers were all over the weapon as would be expected.” Mr. Pain said.


    “What do you mean by of course??? Nicholas, help me out here!” Larry shouted.


    You MADE IT! Of course your fingerprints are all over it!


    “The Prosecution calls the defendant, Mr. Harry Butz…”


    “IT’S LARRY!”


    “To the stand, to state his case!” Larry then stands at the witness stand. “So, we know the victim dumped you…”


    “Not true — we were the greatest couple of the 1900s!” Larry said enthused. (Its 2015 Harry)


    “Right, so you knew about her trip to Japan then?” 


    “T-Trip?” Larry said sheepishly. “What trip?”


    Mr. Pain then presented a passport with the words “United States Passport '' once again pasted on via MS Paint alongside a picture of her holding the Weapon of Surprise in front of a Japanese monument being cropped on top of the original image of the Statue of Liberty.


    “H-Hey that’s my gift!” Larry said. “Who even took this photo?”


    “Why the man she went to Japan with of course.” Mr. Pain said, causing Larry to lose his cool and begin crying. “Obviously, this is a very clear reason for the defendant to put the victim to sleep.” The Judge nods in agreement with Mr. Pain. “One final question, Harry — did you visit the victim’s apartment that day?”


    After screaming about his name being mispronounced again, Larry says “Maybe. But maybe not.”


    “Well unluckily for you, we have someone who saw you that day — a witness you may say!” Mr. Pain says confidently. “Your Honor, I would like to call my next witness, Mr. Frank Saw It, to testify!”


    The shabbily dressed man from the beginning reappears introducing himself. “This is where the fun begins, Wright…” Mia says.



    After a commercial break to advertise Pokemon and Yu Gui Oh, we return to the action, as Mr. Saw It introduces himself to the court.


    “I’m Mr. Frank Saw It, I’m a door to door toy salesman.” He says. “I was on a route when I became a witness”


    “Please tell the court what you saw on the day of the crime.” The Judge requests.


    Mr. Saw It goes on to say that around 2 PM he was on his regular route when he saw the defendant walking sus from the victim’s apartment. Curious, he looked inside to see that the victim was fast asleep with the hot dog on the floor next to the victim. He was too fearful to go inside so he went to a payphone.


    “Why did he go to the trouble of a payphone, one might ask?” Mr. Pain said smugly. “But there was a blackout between 1 and 6 that day, so the phone in the apartment was unusable.” The Judge seemed satisfied with this explanation. “I don’t think you could ask for a more complete, truthful witness.”


    “The defense may begin it’s cross examination.” The Judge says.


    “Al-Wright, Phoenix!” Mia quips. “It’s up to you to prove that the witness is lying to save your client.”


    “He’s lying?” Phoenix asks.


    “Yes, if your friend is truly innocent there’s a lie hidden in his story. It’s up to you to use the evidence introduced to expose those lies.”


     Phoenix takes a deep breath to summon the power of friendship. “Alright Chief, I got this!”


    Phoenix then claims to have found a contradiction… but is unable to explain where and asks for help. After resetting the DS and loading the save Phoenix gets reminded he has to find this himself. After being handheld to read the report of surprise, he decides to try this again.


    “Mr. Saw It, you said in your initial testimony that you found a hot dog at the scene of the crime correct?” Phoenix asked.


    “That is so.” He replied.


    “Then why was the hotdog not found at the scene of crime!?” Phoenix passionately argues. “This is a major contradiction!”


    Pain objects loudly and shrilly. “Are you really claiming that the missing hot dog is a major point? It’s a food, it was probably thrown away!”


    The Judge nodded his head. “I’m going to have to agree with Mr. Pain for now. The missing Hot Dog is not a major contradiction.”


    Phoenix takes a deep breath of friendship. “Fine, well how about the fact that the report of surprise claims the incident happened around 4 PM which is in direct opposition to Mr. Saw It’s claim of 2 PM!? How about that?”


    “Well uhh…. Yeah.” The Judge replies. “That is a pretty big problem! Witness, what do you have to say for yourself?”


    Mr. Saw It begins sweating buckets. “Oh, I-I heard the time! The TV must’ve been on!”


    Mr. Pain shakes his head. “But there was a blackout!”


    “AREN’T YOU ON MY SIDE!?” Saw It shouts. “Then it was the clock!”


    “What clock?” The courtroom says in confusion.


    “The statue – what Harry used to surprise her!” 


    Mr. Pain then goes on to explain that, in fact, the weapon of surprise was a clock activated by twisting the head. Larry grins at his awesome invention. The rest of the Courtroom is confused why half the run time has gone on before such a crucial detail was given out to the rest of the cast and audience, but alas we continue on.


    “Mr. Saw It, this proves you're a liar liar pants on fire!” Phoenix says. “There is no way you could have heard this clock without entering the apartment building! You heard it say the time when you surprised the victim, which is why you remembered it so clearly!”


    Mr. Saw It continues to sweat buckets. He then throws his toupee off his head into Phoenix’s face and yells at him for being a meanie claiming he can’t prove anything. They then sound the clock to prove the time difference of two hours, seemingly proving the defense’s theory.


    “Cool idea,” Saw It says. “But can you prove that it was behind on the day of the crime?” Phoenix appears rattled. “If you can’t prove that, everything you said is meaningless.”


    I can’t lose here after coming so close. I have to tap into the power of my friendship with Larry to save this case!


    Phoenix begins to flashing back to a childhood memory, but is interrupted by the Judge saying he cannot accuse the witness without proof and Pain’s shit eating grinning in the background. Phoenix begins to accept his defeat when Chief interrupts him.


    “Now is when we turn the turn tables!” She says. “Don’t think how it can be proven, but why do we even think it was running slow?”


    Think about it… the time…. The hot dog… the trip… I GOT IT


    “Since the defense seems to have no rebuttal, I will conclu-” The Judge begins to say.


    “OBJECTION!” Phoenix shouts. “I can prove it!”


    Phoenix explains that the time difference between the US and Japan is fourteen hours, meaning the clock was actually fourteen hours behind, not two hours showcasing the poorly animated passport to prove his point. He also claims she hadn’t had time to reset the clock as she had only just returned home and was still eating a hot dog when surprised. The hot dog itself was the motive for the surprise.


    “Mr. Saw It, you were the only person who remembered seeing that hot dog, and I think I know why. It was the most delectable looking hot dog you had ever seen wasn’t it?” Phoenix asked. Saw It cringed in obvious frustration. “It was so good you couldn’t resist — you had to try it, even if it meant stealing another’s joy.” Phoenix, with the power of friendship guiding him, definitively points at Mr. Saw It so hard it blows wind at him and pushes him to the ground and he begins to scream and confess.


    “I-I-I couldn’t help myself!” he said. “It was the tastiest hot dog I’d ever seen! I had to have it even if it meant… surprising someone. Everything else was as you’d said, I just happened to see the defendant and threw the blame on him. I regret my actions and accept the consequences!”



    After Mr. Saw It is taken into custody, the Judge begins to issue his final ruling. “Mr. Wright, that was a spectacular and wild first trial. Who would’ve believed the culprit committed such a heinous act over a hot dog, as delicious as it might have been. I expect great things from you in the future!”


    The narrator jumps in to explain that, unfortunately, we ran out of time for the final scenes of critical backstory and plot details for later parts of the show, so we’ll just shoehorn them into a filler episode later. You’re not gonna believe who the victim of surprise is next week on Ace Attorney!


    (Promo plays that blatantly show it’s Mia)

    4Kids: Goddammit Guys


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  2. On 1/24/2022 at 7:23 PM, Old Man Jenkins said:

    Congrats! Proud of you, mang. You’ve come a long way since I first met ya back in 2011.

    The movie was great, glad I got to see it in theaters. Plus it was a hella slow night so I had the entire room to myself, which was cool. And I didn’t know that. I’ve seen some Ghostface gameplay on YouTube and it’s pretty dope. I really need to try Dead by Daylight out one of these days, especially since I got the base game for free through PS Plus.

    DBD is good, just be prepared to grind to get those perks?

  3. 35 minutes ago, Katniss said:

    awesome dude! how are you liking it so far?

    I've grown really quickly to love it! I just finished "The Portal" earlier today 😢 

    It's done a good job consistently raising the stakes and getting better and better. So excited for the rest of it!

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  4. 15 hours ago, Old Man Jenkins said:

    It’s been pretty poop for a while, but here’s to things going smoother in 2022. About to watch the new Scream movie in a couple hours, so things are looking up already. Hope thing’s been going good for you!

    It's been up and down for myself the past few months, but I live on my own which I'm really proud of!

    I hope you enjoyed the movie! Did ya know Ghostface used to be my go to character in Dead by Daylight?

  5. Hoping to make this a thing again, so here's a small peek at something I've been working on lately. A post apocalyptic SB story of sorts.


    It was another boring day in Coral Reef 768. Nothing ever happened in Reef 768 and that was the way most fish felt about it. Their lives were boring and mundane, but peaceful. One of these lives was that of SpringBob Squarehole. He’d been conceived long after the trashocalypse and only knew of it through old eels tales and his history texts at this point. It was not relevant to him beyond that it was way the Reefs existed — to keep him and the others safe from the pollution the trashocalypse had caused. SpringBob never had any desire to change his daily life or pursue a different future.


    That is until the day that Squid plopped in.


    It was that boring old day that everyone knew of. Morning chum had already passed and afternoon chum was still a half hour in the future. SpringBob and his fellow compatriots were studying in the classroom when the alarm began blaring. It was more of a shriek than anything. It was deafening. SpringBob couldn’t even hear headmaster Eugene command the students to leave quietly and peacefully. He was able to tag along nonetheless. They headed to the nearby shelter in place room where the blaring would finally begin to cease. An automated voice then came on over the speaker to say “All clear! Return to your assignments immediately!” Before anyone could leave however another voice, this one a real authentic one came through the speaker: “At this time, please come to the Reef center room as soon as possible. Thank you for your cooperation.”


    In the center of the room was the comptroller of the reef, a Mr. SJP — no one knew what the initials stood for and never dared to ask. He ruled the reef with an especially vicious grip, punishing minor infractions with extraneous sentences to the surface, the equivalent of death in this society. Lying on the floor next to SJP was a creature many of the inhabitants had read about but never seen before — a sea squid. The squidman wasn’t especially huge, but he wasn’t helped by the angle at which he clutched for assistance at. He let out light gasps as if he barely could withstand the environment he was in at the moment. SpringBob stood with the others staring at this squid, completely and utterly confused at what he was looking at.


    “Now I know you all are probably alarmed by the sight of this… creature,” Mr. SJP said in a rather monotone voice. “However, you know my policy here at reef 768 is the more the merrier!” Everyone stood in silence, still unsure exactly how to react. “We found this poor soul struggling by the side of some ruined city, something Bottom or another, choking on the dust bunnies in a ditch.” The Squid moved his head very tenuously, not in one direction or another however. “We chose to give him a better life here as opposed to more dead air back there. We expect everyone else in this Reef to accept our new friend as a value member of community and nothing less!” Everyone quickly nodded their head up and down. SJP then turned to him. “Son, what is your name?” In a weak rasp, he said “Chet” And that was how SpringBob came to meet that afoul Squid.

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  6. A Very Scooby-Doo Christmas Spectacular

    It's the night before Christmas, and the snow-covered dirt roads of the countryside were completely untouched. That is until the groovy green Mystery Machine drove upon them. The gang was excitedly (and nervously) driving to the site of the latest mystery.

    "Like zoinks, it's Christmas! Can't we just take a day off?" Cried Shaggy from the back.

    "Rah, ray off!" Chimed in Scooby.

    Fred chuckled. "It's almost Christmas, which means it's not Christmas yet! Tomorrow, we'll take the day off."

    "Until then, we have to find out who is impersonating Jack Frost in the Klaus manor!" Velma interjected. "It's a very perplexing mystery to be sure!"

    "What if it's really Jack Frost though?" Shaggy asked fearfully. The rest of the gang (besides Scooby of course) laughed in response.

    "Oh c'mon you two!" Daphene said. "Here, have some frosted Scooby snacks to calm your nerves because we're driving up to the manor now."

    "Zoinks!" the two said in unison.


    A few hours later, Shaggy and Scooby were hiding in the musty, dark attic of the manor. As usual, the gang split up into groups, Fred, Daphne and Velma doing the heavy lifting and Shaggy and Scooby not messing things up.

    "You know Scoob, this is spooky but overall it's not a ba-"


    Shaggy was interrupted by a shrill, ear-piercing shriek. He'd heard the others shout plenty of times, but this wasn't a shout --- it was a scream of horror. "Ruh roh" went Scooby.

    "MWHAHAHA!" An evil laugh came. Now that sounded familiar. "YOU TWO ARE NEXT!"

    Shaggy and Scooby turned their heads around to see a pale, white icy figure staring straight at them. They didn't even have the time to say zoinks before running right through the floor and down the stairs. Running through a few doors, they saw a horrifying sight --- their friends entrapped in ice! Each of them in a huge, individual slab of ice as a giant incinerator began pumping next to them. Jack Frost then floated on in.

    "THIS CHRISTMAS WILL BE YOUR LAST IT SEEMS!" He shouted hideously. He began chasing them around the room, until Scooby ran right into the ice coffins, knocking them open and freeing the gang. Jack Frost then fell right into one himself!

    "Good job gang!" Fred said. "Now lets see who you really are!"

    Jack's head however stayed on tight. "Like I told you, I'm Jack Frost!"

    The gang just ran out the door and never returned.

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  7. Body Color: Pink

    Headwear: Jack Frost Hair
    Face/Mask: N/A
    Neck: Holiday Tie
    Body/Top: Santa Jack Skellington Costume
    Bottom/Pants: Fred Pants
    Feet/Shoes: Flipper Slippers
    Hand/Pet: N/A
    Pin: Pat Tree Pin
    Background: N/A

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