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  1. well now im saying it after watching season 6-7 but however i wouldnt say all bad episodes only a few were good but most of them were pretty bad

    Part of the reason you hate the newer ones so much is because your comparing the pre-movie episodes t the post-movie episodes. If you watch them for for what their worth and not constantly comparing them (mentally) to the older episodes, you might actually enjoy them quite a bit.

  2. A new story came up with recently. Follows a group of high school kids as they investigate a string of serial killings in their area, and suspect possibly a succubus has arisen. Expect the first chapter in the next day or 2

  3. Episode 4: Sleeping in the Fires (Lost Episode)

    The next day Fred had been released from the hospital. His arm was still weak and he limped to his apartment. He then turned on the television, to hear a breaking news announcement...

    TV- Breaking news here, a suspect involved in yesterday's mayoral shooting as escaped police custody in a bizzare turn of events-

    Fred then slowly turns off the television. He has grown increasingly worried since he was shot the previous day by Melissa, and had been watching his place very closely ever since he returned from the hospital.

    Fred (to himself)- I'm going insane from this! Melissa is going to be captured by the authorities I'm s-

    Suddenly Fred was knocked down on the ground by a whip.

    Melissa- Get on your knees, bitch.

    Fred was then taken into another room, the guest bedroom. Moaning seemed to go on for hours, untill finally she left the room. Then she pulled out a gun.

    Melissa- Goodbye, Fred.

    She shot it and then-

    Fred- Wait a minute. Why the hell am I being killed in the 4th episode, SBlover? It doesn't fit with the show's continuity at all!

    ???- I just felt like it, dammit. I don't need any reason nor rhyme, because I'm the writer of the show.

    Fred- But I don't want to be killed off so early, I-

    ???- SHUT UP!

    Fred then enters the writer's room and before he can do anything another person comes by the door and grabbed the supposed writer.

    ???- GOSH DARNIT DALE! YOUR NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS SHOW!

    Fred then wakes up

    Fred- Holy shit, that was one screwed up dream. I mean since when was I in a spin-off show!? Weird shit...

  4. Preview of the newest episode

    Episode 4: Sleeping in the Fires

    The next day Fred had been released from the hospital. His arm was still weak and he limped to his apartment. He then turned on the television, to hear a breaking news announcement...

    TV- Breaking news here, a suspect involved in yesterday's mayoral shooting as escaped police custody in a bizzare turn of events-

    *Whip cracking*

  5. yea but stephen was better than all those ppl cuz stephen was like the best person making really great episodes , and i cant even name one bad episode in season 1-3 , stephen is the best!!!!

    While I do agree that Stephen did a much better job than anybody since him, you can't say they've just failed because they aren't quite as good.

  6. Episode 3: Workplace Violence

    Note: Some things said coffee beans in this episode are not factual in any way.

    3 weeks had passed since Fred had been in his accident, and he had recovered fully, as Melissa did from her bad toe. The two had problems ever since, whether it was over the orgainization of the mayor's office to the lunch line. However, in the past week things had gotten even more intense for some reason. Fred was going to get some coffee when...

    Melissa- Sorry coffee shop is closed. Indefinitly.

    Fred- Closed indefinitly!? Why?

    Melissa- The coffee company that supplies our coffee beans got hijacked, and lost all of their shipments for us.

    Fred- Goddammit!

    Melissa- Watch your language!

    Fred- Hey you told me to STFU yesterday when I asked about the mayor's schedule, so do't tell me to watch my dirty mouth unless you wash yours out first!

    Melissa- Grr...

    Fred- Why would someone hijack our coffee beans?

    Melissa- The smuggling ring of course.

    Fred- Smuggling Ring!? What smuggling ring?

    Melissa- This top-secret information. For the past 3 years, there has been an ocean-wide smuggling ring that smuggles coffee beans around the sea.

    Fred- For what use?

    Melissa- In it's most basic form, coffee beans can be Hallucinogen, and these smugglers sell coffee beans as drugs and make money off of it.

    Fred- Oh. Do we have any intel on these guys? Do we know who the ringleader is?

    Melissa- Not really. They're very mysterious, even among law enforcement officers.

    Fred- I see.

    Melissa then leaves to get back to work. Fred later decides to put some flowers by Melissa's desk, as an apology for his pessimistic behavoir as of late. When he sees something...

    Fred- Whats this piece of paper?

    Fred read through it and realized it was papers related to the smuggling ring. It wasn't intel or trackers: It was orders, orders that could only be given out by a ringleader or their lackey.

    Fred (to himself)- I gotta give this to-

    A gun is suddenly cocked loudly.

    Melissa- Put the papers down or I'll fucking kill you.

    Fred then decides to make a run for it, and is shot in the left torso. However, the gun has recoil on Melissa, and she is injured in her left arm. Mayor Fishin Butts then calls the guards in to arrest Melissa and to take Fred to the hospital.

    2 hours after shooting:

    Mayor- Are you ok, Fred?

    Fred- Yes, my arm needs a while to rest.

    Mayor- I understand. I've already arranged for 2 weeks of paid leave, and you will be awarded a medal for your bravery.

    Fred- Did you get the papers on the smugglers?

    Mayor- No, they disappeared apparently, because I can't find them.

    Fred- Dammit. Well, we know Melissa is related to the smuggling ring at least, so we can possibly track other members down based on her points of contact.

    Mayor- Yes, now you rest Fred.

    Mayor then leaves Fred's room

    Mayor- The foo has no idea of the real truth.

  7. I just started watching this, and I really like it so far. It's definitly one of the smartest comedies currently airing, and I hope to watch more of it in the future. 10/10 Must-Watch.

    BTW, when does it air on ABC?

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