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    The Journey of Fred the Fish

    in Davy Jones' Locker

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    Episode 6: Cirque De Fred (Part 1)

    Fred had been really disturbed ever since the shooting back 2 weeks ago. He became paranoid, depressed, easily irritable, among other symptoms. He also began wanting to get out and do something other than si in his room and watch godawful daytime television and drink 3 cups of Vodka with his painkillers. He finaly went outside on day after 2 1/2 cups of vodka and 4 painkillers in a row. He then stumbled his way over to what seemed like a circus tent.

    Fred- Hello? Hello? Is anyone there?

    Clown- Well howdy there good sir! I'm sorry to tell you that the circus is closed untill tomorrow afternoon.

    Fred- No! You've got to let me in! Please, I need to see the tightrope performers, and the-

    Clown- Wait, are you the mayor's aide?

    Fred- Yeah, the one who ws involved in the recent shooting.

    Clown- Come on inside pal.

    The Clown then took Fred to a dark room with a dimmed out light. He then sat him in a chair, and taped him into and pressed him har for answers to his questions.

    Clown- Now, where is the Mayor hiding the info aboot the sugglng ring?

    Fred- I don't know if he;s hding anything. I've been in bedrest for 2 1/2 weeks now, I don't know anything.

    Clown- *slaps Fred* shut up! If you don't tell me what you know, I will take a big shit in your mouth.

    Fred- I've told you everything I know. Just let me go. I feel kind of- *throws up all over the Clown*

    Clown- That's it, bring out the bad knock-knock jokes book.

    ???- No wait boss. Lets feed him to killer!

    Fred- Killer? Is it a giant lion?

    Clown- Oh yes, yes it is.

    They untied Fred and stuck him in the lion's cage!

    Killer- ROAR!

    TO BE CONTINUED....

    The Journey of Fred the Fish

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Preview for the next episode for all you JOF fans:

    Episode 6: Cirque De Fred

    Fred had been really disturbed ever since the shooting back 2 weeks ago. He became paranoid, depressed, easily irritable, among other symptoms. He also began wanting to get out and do something other than sit in his room and watch godawful daytime television and drink 3 cups of Vodka with his painkillers. He finaly went outside on day after 2 1/2 cups of vodka and 4 painkillers in a row. He then stumbled his way over to what seemed like a circus tent.

    Fred- Hello? Hello? Is anyone there?

    Clown- Well howdy there good sir! I'm sorry to tell you that the circus is closed untill tomorrow afternoon.

    Fred- No! You've got to let me in! Please, I need to see the tightrope performers, and the-

    Clown- Wait, are you the mayor's aide?

    Fred- Yeah.

    Clown- Come on in den.

    The Misunderstood Life of Doodlebob

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 3A: Doodle Ultimatium (1)

    Doodlebob was tired. Tired of working so very hard for a grade he knew he'd never acheive. He had worked all of 2nd grade to try to get a B in his math class, but he knew he'd never achieve it no matter how much he tried. He studied the worksheets he got every single night, he worked out problems his mother gave him (he got whipped quite alot sadly) but no matter how much he tried, he continued to fail the class, and if he didn't get his act together soon, he'd fail the 2nd grade, and then he'd be whipped for eternity. Then in the middle of class he got a phone call on his cell phone, so hewent t the bathroom to answer it.

    Doodlebob- Hello?

    ???- Hello, this is Doodlebob, correct?

    Doodlebob- Correct.

    ???- Doodlebob, you are now an agent with the FIA, also known to others as the fak- I mean famous intellgence agency. One of our most skilled operatives, Doodle Jason, has mysteriously disappeared and we need a replacement operative, and your the onnly one who's skilled enough to comlee this mission for us.

    Doodlebob was silent for a minute.

    Doodlebob- You do realize I'm a second grader in doodle school, right?

    ???- Yes, well uhh... shut up! Don't question my logic! Anyways are you up for the mission?

    Doodlebob- Yes sir! Now what is the mission I am being asked to do?

    ???- You must assainate the leader of the international Marijuana smuggling ring, the Dope Heads. We'll drop you off inside their headquarters, and then you must sneak into the room stealthily, and murder him with a sniper gun. Do you understand your mission, and if you fail you will get fucking murdered.

    Doodlebob- Yes sir.

    And so a journey into the heart of an international crisis began right then.

    TO BE CONTINUED/ End of A.

    Episode 3B: The Doodle Ultimatium (2)

    Previously on TMLD, Doodlebob was assigned by the FIA to assianate the leader of an international Mariajuana Smuggling Ring, The Dope Heads, and make out without being "fucking murdered" as the FIA put it.

    On today's second part of the episode, Doodlebob is dropped off at the Dope Heads headquarters and stealthily enters through the back door with .44 caliber and a snipe scope on hand to kill the ringleader and anyone else who poses a threat to him and the FIA. He moves so quietly that even a mouse in the corner of the room could barely hear him move. But then he entered the room where the ringleader was supposed to be hiding

    ???- Hold it, bitch!

    Doodlebob then saw he was surrounded by 10 strong men, all which grabbed him immediately. They strapped him down to a chair, and pulled out a bucket of water.

    ???- Who sent you to us?

    Doodlebob- I came on my own accord.

    ???- Liar!

    They then stuck his head in the bucket of water, and maybe him gasp for life before they drew him out of it.

    ???- Now, I'll ask again, who sent you to us?

    Doodlebob- I came on my own accord.

    Hours seemed to go by, as Doodle answered their question with the exact same answer. Then finally...

    Doodlebob- alright, the FIA sent me to stop your marijuana smuggling ring!

    ???- Dude, we're not the smuggling ring, they are.

    Doodlebob- What!?

    ???- Don't you know what FIA stands for? It stands fo "Fake Intelligence Agency" little moron.

    Doodlebob- Goddammit, I was bahoozled by some assholes.

    ???- Look, we'll take you back home but please be careful about who you associate yourself with, kid.

    Doodlebob- Ok.

    They then took Doodlebob back home, where his mom awaited him. He got 50 whippings along 3 months of no electronics... right when summer ws happening. Poor Doodlebob.

    End of B.

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