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    14 minutes ago, ichirothedirector said:

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    plot twist since in the commercial in Ship of Fools or whatever it was called, it says parents aren't allowed to play, the store clerks won't let ozu even purchase his own game. and even though it's a "lilymu" game kiyoko actually wants to play it, just out of spite because she's not allowed to. so they both slowly go insane? :Laugh:

    "what are you talking about you idiot, you and your company you work at have always banned from coming to Lilymu Studios, what's the difference between this and a freakin' video game?"

    "that's just it, it's a video game, my life source, dude!"

    "I thought manga was your life source."

    "Well my second life source, think of them as parents and I'm the baby. Even a video game of your horrid show is better than the studio that runs it itself."

    *ozu proceeds to punch out kiyoko's character in whatever kind of street fighter thing they're playing currently* 

    "Well good, now you have no life source. I'm gonna go make lunch as you sort your inner issues."

    What console are they playing it on? xP

    Ask this llama some questions and eat a bowl of nails with milk because you love that extra calcium<3!

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    It was a late Saturday night at Miles Edgeworth’s swanky mansion. He was having guests soon for the season finale of the Pink Princess television show (no it’s not a kids show, he’d always tell the few people who found out.) He had recorded the show already (it aired early in the morning, but everyone slept in knowing there would be this party tonight.) Ofc this was a party of three, only him and his courtroom rival Phoenix Wright and his assistant Maya Fey. However they were running over 10 minutes late, irritating Edgeworth ever so slightly. That is until the doorbell rang and he opened it to see his two guests of honor.

     

    “Wright, Fey!” He said, trying to hide his excitement and fake disappointment. “You're late!”

     

    “Sorry Edgeworth. Maya made me buy her 8 burgers.” Phoenix said in a hushed tone.

     

    “Really. I can’t believe she’d eat that man-” Edgeworth stopped speaking as he saw he chow down one of those burgers in a matter of seconds. “MISS FEY, HOLY VON KARMA’S TERRIBLE SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSONS, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?”

     

    Maya just shrugged. “I don’t know, always been eating it that way.”

     

    Phoenix snapped his bae out of his disturbed funk. “Don’t worry about her. I gave her enough burgers that she’ll leave us alone during our business.”

     

    “Business?” Edgeworth asked. “Oh right, that business. Very well, if you desire privacy that’s fine. Anyhow, shall we start?”

    The show started and it was a typical Steel Samurai-like affair (Phoenix claimed repeatedly that Maya was inspiration for the Pink Princess, but Edgeworth thought this was one of his classic bluffs and didn’t quite take him at his word.) In the end the season ended on a cliffhanger to draw it’s millions of viewers back in, but that wasn’t the important thing. Maya was in a bit of a food coma after all the burgers, and soundly asleep on the couch. Phoenix’s head was resting gently on Edgeworth’s lap, so Edgeworth awoke him.

     

    “Let’s take this to the lair of solitude, my love.” Edgeworth said to a sleepy eyed Phoenix, who simply stared back into his eyes. “No Edgeworth, I don’t want to play solitaire right now.”

     

    Edgeworth’s face turned red angrily as he bitch slapped Phoenix silly. “Wake the fuck up, we’re gonna go have sex in my room. The one time I try to be romantic, you’re too damn tired to care.” Edgeworth grumbled to himself as he walked into his room.

     

    Phoenix woke up as he attempted to waddle over to Edgeworth’s room, where he found Edgeworth dressed up as the Evil Magistrate from the Steel Samurai.

     

    “I am the Evil Magistrate, normally here to conquer Neo Olde Tokyo, but tonight I am only here to conquer your heart, Steel Samurai!” Edgeworth poorly acted as he threw the Steel Samurai costume at Phoenix, pointing him towards the bathroom. A few seconds later, the Steel Samurai walked into the room!

     

    “Evil Magistrate, you may never conquer Neo Olde Tokyo, but you have conquered me!” the Steel Samurai said as he leapt at the evil Magistrate and a wonderful night reached a magical conclusion.

    The Next Morning…

    Maya woke up, still in a slightly dazed and confused state.

     

    “Man I really shouldn’t have eaten so many burgers!” Maya said to herself “I feel like I’m in Neo Olde Tokyo I’m so out of sorts!”

     

    She then looked into the kitchen to see the Evil Magistrate looking right at her.

     

    “Good morning Miss Fey.” He said coldly. Maya suddenly got shivers down her spine.


    “OMG I AM IN NEO OLDE TOKYO! SAVE ME BEFORE HE KILLS ME!” Maya yelled as she ran out of Edgeworth’s house. Edgeworth sighed to himself. “Of course, I’m stuck in this costume because Wright bit off the zipper. Of course.”

    (I tried your Pink Princess premiere idea, and then it evolved into whatever the fuck this is? :Laugh:)

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